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Title: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 24, 2006, 05:19:43 PM
Sorry I have not been around lately but here's why.



I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business.  Therefore on April 2th, I will place my business up for sale.  I have not established an asking price as of yet as I have to evaluate the value for the inventory and sales literature and material.  

Anyone who is interested or have any additional questions, please let me know by email.  This is a great opportunity for anyone that wishes to get a great start in the fitness industry.




P.S.  This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.


Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 05:20:28 PM
oh brother. ::)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Matt on March 24, 2006, 05:21:10 PM
How much net profit do you earn per year on it Vince?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Al-Gebra on March 24, 2006, 05:21:45 PM


P.S.  This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.




dammit . . . life can be so disappointing.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Stavios on March 24, 2006, 05:21:55 PM
oh brother. ::)


Are you saying that it is bullshit sarcasm ?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 05:22:42 PM

Are you saying that it is bullshit sarcasm ?
did anyone actually believe that Vince was going to do that show?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Stavios on March 24, 2006, 05:24:17 PM
did anyone actually believe that Vince was going to do that show?

Vince doesn't fear the stage, the stage fear him
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Farcry on March 24, 2006, 05:33:45 PM
This guy getting hired by the NFL, very impressive
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on March 24, 2006, 05:36:09 PM
Blue Horseshoe loves Caliber Fitness Solutions!... ;D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 24, 2006, 05:36:44 PM
I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business. 

Which team?

Speak on this and keep it real (for once).   ::)
 





DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Matt on March 24, 2006, 05:36:58 PM
 ;D

http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26399

"I know I haven't been around lately, I do have a reason and I wanted to let everyone know what's going on

After great consideration over the last few month, I've decided to lace back up the boots as Venom Vince Versace and return to professional wrestling . Right now I'm training at the WWC facility getting the ring rust out and will be working their as well as doing some shows for American Pro Wrestling in Chesnee, SC.


So because of this, I will no longer be able to adequately run my business so I've decided to put the business up for sale along with part the remaining inventory of products as well as my current roster of clients I'm working with right now.

For information regarding purchase, please contact me via email or call toll free at 1-888-275-1323."
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: bailey on March 24, 2006, 05:37:25 PM
Here we go again. Shut the hell up Vince. What NFL team ha. There would be no reason not to tell. Also, Are you leaving something out, like you are the assistant to the assistant of the assistant's Trainer. In other words ( the water boy ) If there were any truth to you being the " Trainer for an NFL team " You would give details on your contract, pics as well as the NFL team Itself would want the publicity. I know the trainer of the Detroit pistons and there would be allot more to your story If It were true.
What team Vince ? You have to go away from the bodybuilding and Fitness scene, because you are really starting to lose It !
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 05:37:55 PM
hahahahahahaha, i think Vince is smoking the same shit that Rhino290 is, they're both delusional as the day is long.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: bailey on March 24, 2006, 05:41:57 PM
And Vince, do you think people were wondering where you were. lol. No one was.
Mr Vince G, CSN, MFT, NFL, NUT, CRZY, KOOK, RETRD. ON and On and On.
Stop the madness Vince........
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 24, 2006, 05:51:37 PM
Sorry I have not been around lately but here's why.



I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business.  Therefore on April 2th, I will place my business up for sale.  I have not established an asking price as of yet as I have to evaluate the value for the inventory and sales literature and material. 

Anyone who is interested or have any additional questions, please let me know by email.  This is a great opportunity for anyone that wishes to get a great start in the fitness industry.

SAY IT ISN'T SO! 

Is this the end for Bee Pollen, Cayenne Pepper, and the Magic Stick??  :o



Quote
P.S.  This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.

Darn! I guess you're not gonna redeem yourself and "show us all a thing or two".

We were so looking forward to more pics like this one:

Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Lift Studios on March 24, 2006, 05:54:38 PM
Classic GETBIG Entertainment.

Didn't the "magic stick" man put his site up for sale last year citing something similar?

240 - where is that sound clip of drunk Vince calling everyone out?

Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Matt on March 24, 2006, 05:54:48 PM
http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16126

http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17597
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: bailey on March 24, 2006, 05:59:19 PM
Wow ! I didn't really think he was that nuts. OMG.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Powerlift66 on March 24, 2006, 06:00:07 PM
Vince is opening a "daddy daycare"...
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: torquemada on March 24, 2006, 06:05:46 PM
Vince, why don't you use your ATC title behind your name.  You must have one, because there is NO NFL team that would hire you otherwise...
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: bailey on March 24, 2006, 06:08:35 PM
It really can't be him posting. No one is that delusional !
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on March 24, 2006, 06:09:28 PM
I bid $0.25 US. Going once!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Matt on March 24, 2006, 06:10:19 PM
I bid $0.25 US. Going once!

I bid $0.26.   ;D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on March 24, 2006, 06:11:56 PM
Hmmm. You play hard my friend...I respect that.

$0.57 That's my final offer.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 24, 2006, 06:14:51 PM
The other year it was an April Fools day joke but this one is the real deal this time.  Someone pointed out my post from last year when I was doing security work for the Falcons and although I wasn't hired by them, it was one of the key reasons as to landing the spot because one of the folks there gave me a hook-up.


Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position.  You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!!  Come on folks, lets be serious.  I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something. 


Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL  !!! and  its an opportunity to learn a lot and to either move up the ladder or re-start a new consulting business after a few years with some impressive credentials.  Besides, it'll be a pretty cool position and I'll get to travel to all the games and work on the sidelines.  Plus since my room and bed plus meals are paid for, I'll be able to save up a lot of money.  Besides, I'll also be at all the teams events and parties. 


So to all you haters out there, kiss my ass. 


   
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Powerlift66 on March 24, 2006, 06:15:10 PM
I'll pay him $20.00 to make that silly website go away..
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: knny187 on March 24, 2006, 06:17:46 PM
I bet they can his ass in the first week of training
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Powerlift66 on March 24, 2006, 06:18:27 PM
The other year it was an April Fools day joke but this one is the real deal this time.  Someone pointed out my post from last year when I was doing security work for the Falcons and although I wasn't hired by them, it was one of the key reasons as to landing the spot because one of the folks there gave me a hook-up.


Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position.  You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!!  Come on folks, lets be serious.  I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something. 


Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL  !!! and  its an opportunity to learn a lot and to either move up the ladder or re-start a new consulting business after a few years with some impressive credentials.  Besides, it'll be a pretty cool position and I'll get to travel to all the games and work on the sidelines.  Plus since my room and bed plus meals are paid for, I'll be able to save up a lot of money.  Besides, I'll also be at all the teams events and parties. 


So to all you haters out there, kiss my ass. 


   

Sounds like a good gig.. Just dont get caught in any of those "Love Boat" scandals Vince, like the Vikings!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on March 24, 2006, 06:18:38 PM
$0.10
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 24, 2006, 06:28:02 PM
SAY IT ISN'T SO! 

Is this the end for Bee Pollen, Cayenne Pepper, and the Magic Stick??  :o



Darn! I guess you're not gonna redeem yourself and "show us all a thing or two".

We were so looking forward to more pics like this one:






This is the end of Bee Pollen and Cayenne Pepper......


The Magic Stick is another story....... ;D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: rocket on March 24, 2006, 06:36:58 PM
Hmm.. well done Vince, if its true.

Shockingly bad wage though, surely you could have someone run your business on the side and still keep it growing?  I think its a poor choice to put yourself on 20k and halt your business completely.  Its a great job and a chance to live out some dreams but say you quit in 2 years time, you'll be left high and dry with nothing.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: knny187 on March 24, 2006, 06:38:19 PM
I almost feel like phoning up this Pro Team & thanking them personally for hiring him.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2006, 06:38:45 PM
Vince, I'll give you $16,000 TONIGHT for everything.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 24, 2006, 06:39:24 PM
Hmm.. well done Vince, if its true.

Shockingly bad wage though, surely you could have someone run your business on the side and still keep it growing?  I think its a poor choice to put yourself on 20k and halt your business completely.  Its a great job and a chance to live out some dreams but say you quit in 2 years time, you'll be left high and dry with nothing.



Yeah. He'd be a fool to give up all that "bee pollen equity" he's built up over the years.  ;D  ::)












I know!  Maybe he can get Judi to buy his website.  :D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 24, 2006, 06:39:32 PM
Hmm.. well done Vince, if its true.

Shockingly bad wage though, surely you could have someone run your business on the side and still keep it growing?  I think its a poor choice to put yourself on 20k and halt your business completely.  Its a great job and a chance to live out some dreams but say you quit in 2 years time, you'll be left high and dry with nothing.



I may consider having someone run the business now that I think about it.  It really depends however I want to be 100% dedicated to getting the job done so we'll see



As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it.  Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely. 
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2006, 06:40:05 PM
I think we all know who the right man for this job would be, Vince.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: knny187 on March 24, 2006, 06:40:16 PM

Yeah. He'd be a fool to give up all that "bee pollen equity" he's built up over the years.  ;D  ::)












I know!  Maybe he can get Judi to buy his website.  :D

she's the only st00pid ass that would
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 24, 2006, 06:43:13 PM
Vince, I'll give you $16,000 TONIGHT for everything.

Good job, Rob.

His site does $9,000 a year in sales, and runs an 80% cost, not including the value of his labor.  ::)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Matt on March 24, 2006, 06:43:42 PM
Good job, Rob.

His site does $9,000 a year in sales, and runs an 80% cost, not including the value of his labor.  ::)

No wonder he wants to ditch it.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 24, 2006, 06:44:41 PM
No wonder he wants to ditch it.


disclaimer:  I made those numbers up. (but I'll bet I'm not far off.  ;D)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2006, 06:44:56 PM
Good job, Rob.

His site does $9,000 a year in sales, and runs an 80% cost, not including the value of his labor.  ::)

Good point.

I raise my bid to $25,000 :)

(http://www.ocatv.com/core/shows/80-b40c4057fb534d219c99e7c54493bd25.jpg)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: knny187 on March 24, 2006, 06:46:20 PM
Throw in a Stroker Ace & Vince will take the offer.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2006, 06:48:38 PM
Vince, ignore the other offers.  You need me for this project.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: tommywishbone on March 24, 2006, 06:50:36 PM
Blue Horseshoe loves Caliber Fitness Solutions!... ;D

C-note 'till payday?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on March 24, 2006, 06:51:41 PM
 Do you have any financial statements that you would like to share, Vince?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on March 24, 2006, 06:58:48 PM
Hmmm. A Robb takeover? Could be an interesting chapter in getbig history.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 24, 2006, 07:25:36 PM
vince did post his earning statement sometime last year. 

caliber fitness had $23,000 in volume.

now for profit...if he runs the standard 30% profit rate.....6,900 a year?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 24, 2006, 07:27:36 PM

As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it.  Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely. 

I just wanted to quote this so he can't edit it later.

he thinks he may be hired because of Magic Stick, to pick up weight and wipe benches off and sell magic stick as a wonder supplement to a guy who makes more just showing up to lift for an hour than vincenzo does in a year.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 24, 2006, 07:31:41 PM
This reminds me of Vince's "You guys posting my pics all over the internet got me a sponorship" tripe.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on March 24, 2006, 07:32:45 PM
Everyone gives Vinny Mac shit, but you must admit he's doing well for himself. Vinny Mac is an
entrepreneur, and a role model for the black youth.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 24, 2006, 07:35:02 PM
vince did post his earning statement sometime last year. 

caliber fitness had $23,000 in volume.

now for profit...if he runs the standard 30% profit rate.....6,900 a year?

And how much time did he put into it?  Subtract the value of that from the $6,900, and chances are his business is worth exactly $0 in terms of equity.


If you're not even getting paid for your time, your rate of return on any capital invested is 0. You're actually losing money once you factor in inflation.  ;D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: bb doc on March 24, 2006, 07:37:58 PM
V-

In all seriousness, for the next year, you should:

1) Never go on getbig again.
2) Concentrate on impressing your bosses at the NFL.
3) Don't even THINK about trying to sell your products to the players.
4) Swear off any assclown behaviours.

IF this is real, this could indeed be a chance for mainstream success for you - but if you act like an assclown, the NFL will can your ass in 1 week I'm sure.

You bring a lot of unintentional humor to this board, but actual success is more impt.

Good luck.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gordiano on March 24, 2006, 07:41:28 PM
Classic GETBIG Entertainment.

Didn't the "magic stick" man put his site up for sale last year citing something similar?

240 - where is that sound clip of drunk Vince calling everyone out?



So you're also here for the entertainment too, huh? How come you erase other people's posts/jokes/opinions?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 24, 2006, 07:44:04 PM
So, my buddy is a strength coach for the NFL and makes around 300k.  How does Vince make 280k less?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gordiano on March 24, 2006, 07:45:16 PM

I may consider having someone run the business now that I think about it.  It really depends however I want to be 100% dedicated to getting the job done so we'll see



As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it.  Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely.  

Dear god, does the shit ever stop coming out of your mouth? Like you're some drug guru or something.... ::)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2006, 07:45:50 PM
So, my buddy is a strength coach for the NFL and makes around 300k.  How does Vince make 280k less?

what team, and what is his education/experience?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gordiano on March 24, 2006, 07:46:15 PM
So, my buddy is a strength coach for the NFL and makes around 300k.  How does Vince make 280k less?

Maybe because he is not bulshitting....
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 24, 2006, 07:47:12 PM
what team, and what is his education/experience?

Masters, several certs., 15+ years of experience.  I will not say what team it is. 
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on March 24, 2006, 07:49:04 PM
Dear god, does the shit ever stop coming out of your mouth? Like you're some drug guru or something.... ::)

 Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, tough guy ::)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2006, 07:49:35 PM
impressive.  I always love to read the resumes of people who earn more than 200k a year.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 24, 2006, 07:52:03 PM
For 20k?  A trainer at the YMCA gets more.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on March 24, 2006, 07:54:35 PM
He's offering the money up front though.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 24, 2006, 07:54:56 PM
Funny true story (Different Guy).  This douche lied on his resume, and got hired by the Vikings.  They fired him in a month.  Then he  lied some more, and got hired by Lifetime fitness................. ......and got fired.  I met him when he and I both worked for Lifetime.  I hope Vince didn't lie.  
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 24, 2006, 07:56:06 PM
So you're also here for the entertainment too, huh?


Who the hell isn't?

If you wanna laugh, Getbig is the best board around.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on March 24, 2006, 07:57:41 PM
$25,000 - up front is alot to walk away with in one night.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 24, 2006, 08:07:25 PM
Funny true story (Different Guy).  This douche lied on his resume, and got hired by the Vikings.  They fired him in a month.  Then he  lied some more, and got hired by Lifetime fitness................. ......and got fired.  I met him when he and I both worked for Lifetime.  I hope Vince didn't lie. 

Which lifetime in the cities?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gibberj2 on March 24, 2006, 08:12:28 PM
Are we living in the twilight zone???
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 24, 2006, 08:13:51 PM
vince did post his earning statement sometime last year. 

caliber fitness had $23,000 in volume.

now for profit...if he runs the standard 30% profit rate.....6,900 a year?


You're talking out of your ass.  While my volume is fairly accurate, my overhead is very low due to the fact that everything is paid for in hard cash instead of credit so I'm not paying interest on anything.  Also because I don't drop-ship and buy directly my cost from wholesale to retail is 50-70%. Now I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing stuff and doing very light accounting work so I'm really not doing much work.  It helps pay the bills and the volume is greatly increased ever since I started selling back exercise equipment.

Not all businesses are weighed down in clutter and mine is one of them.  The person who takes over will find that out 
 
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on March 24, 2006, 08:16:33 PM
Well all I can say is you've finally hit the bigtime Vince. How does it feel? Can I get a thank you jesus?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 24, 2006, 08:21:55 PM

You're talking out of your ass.  While my volume is fairly accurate, my overhead is very low due to the fact that everything is paid for in hard cash instead of credit so I'm not paying interest on anything.  Also because I don't drop-ship and buy directly my cost from wholesale to retail is 50-70%. Now I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing stuff and doing very light accounting work so I'm really not doing much work.  It helps pay the bills and the volume is greatly increased ever since I started selling back exercise equipment.

Not all businesses are weighed down in clutter and mine is one of them.  The person who takes over will find that out 
 

Vince, business is all about terms my friend.  Buying on credit is your friend.  Do you know what Wal-marts terms are?  2%/180, net 181.  Use this idea to your advantage and don't spend $ until you have to - Net present value.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 24, 2006, 08:41:14 PM
Now I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing stuff and doing very light accounting work so I'm really not doing much work.  It helps pay the bills and the volume is greatly increased ever since I started selling back exercise equipment.

That's going to be tough to do considering that there isn't an NFL team within an hour radius of Bumfuck, South Carolina.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 24, 2006, 08:43:58 PM
That's going to be tough to do considering that there isn't an NFL team within an hour radius of Bumfuck, South Carolina.

I thought he lived in Pistol Grip, Montana.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 24, 2006, 08:51:52 PM
Which lifetime in the cities?


Lifetime Fitness, about 5 years ago.  He "worked" for the Vikings, maybe 6-8 years ago.  It's been awhile. 
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 24, 2006, 08:59:50 PM

Lifetime Fitness, about 5 years ago.  He "worked" for the Vikings, maybe 6-8 years ago.  It's been awhile. 

Oh ok.  I still may know who it was.  I remember a rumor about it at the club in like 2001.  Oh how time flies...
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on March 24, 2006, 09:08:05 PM
I thought he lived in Pistol Grip, Montana.

I thought it was Truth or Consequences, New Mexico?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: onlyme on March 24, 2006, 09:09:57 PM
I been out of the loop for about 25 years but when did they start calling the towel boys Trainers.  I gotta tell you Vince is one of a kind............thank god
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 24, 2006, 09:12:08 PM
I thought it was Truth or Consequences, New Mexico?

Actually, it is Fastasy Island.


(photoshop time)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 24, 2006, 09:17:45 PM

You're talking out of your ass. 
 

ok, well i was assuming.  so if it's 50%, that bumps you up to 11,500 a year?

monster nest egg.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on March 24, 2006, 09:21:42 PM
V-

In all seriousness, for the next year, you should:

1) Never go on getbig again.
2) Concentrate on impressing your bosses at the NFL.
3) Don't even THINK about trying to sell your products to the players.
4) Swear off any assclown behaviours.

IF this is real, this could indeed be a chance for mainstream success for you - but if you act like an assclown, the NFL will can your ass in 1 week I'm sure.

You bring a lot of unintentional humor to this board, but actual success is more impt.

Good luck.

I vehemently disagree with this advice!

1) You should definitely go on Getbig again - how about giving us regular updates on things?... Which guys are cheating on their wives? Who is secretly queer? Which pussies can't bench 225? Inquiring minds want to know... and besides, if you expose a few, you could likely make a fortune from blackmailing the others. Who says you only have to settle for 20k a year?

2) Impress your bosses by feeding them dirt for $

3) Of course you should try to sell products to the players - what's this nonsense about selling the biz? Overweight offensive linemen will see you cayenne pepper as a godsend! The magic stick will likely work so much magic that you'll be promoted to a front office position within the next year! And just think of the profits to be made from selling bee pollen to 45 guys!

4) Continue to be an assclown - everyone loves a clown!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 24, 2006, 09:50:56 PM
Is anyone else not surprised by this?  Ever since that abortion of a physique he put on stage 2 years ago, Vince has constantly claimed that he's dramatically improved and he's going to shut us all up at his next show.  Only to post no pics to prove his progress and always backs out of whatever show he "signed up for."  What a pathetic joke of a turd he is.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2006, 09:51:58 PM
Okay, I bought the site from Vince.

Should I give away a free website with every order of Bee Pollen?

Or should it be free Bee pollen with every website purchase?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 24, 2006, 09:55:44 PM
Was Vince natural for that show?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2006, 09:57:37 PM
Neither... turn it into a pyramid scheme like Judi did!  Sign up "prospective future millioniares" as your "downline" to distribute bee pollen and sign up more "distributors", and as part of the deal, make them buy a $300 website from you!  ;D
BRILLIANT!

(http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/12/27/inside1-guinness.jpg)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on March 24, 2006, 10:01:43 PM
Okay, I bought the site from Vince.

Should I give away a free website with every order of Bee Pollen?

Or should it be free Bee pollen with every website purchase?


Word on The Street is that once the true effectiveness of Bee Pollen is discovered by the sheep out there, its price will rise to at least a couple of hundred dollars per gram. And when you consider that current supplies of it are limited and future supplies are in danger of extinction, the answer is obvious.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: bailey on March 24, 2006, 10:05:48 PM
O God now He's got the official NFL logo on his Avatar. I said he would do something like that on the first page, before he changed his avatar. Someone stop him please. He really must not be happy with his status in life. Vince CSN MFT NFL etc ....... when will he stop this sh...t.  Vince do you realize how foolish you sound ! He will be over at Mayhem with this shit soon. ( If not already )
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on March 24, 2006, 10:18:29 PM

If Vince goes crazy then will you still call him Superman?

If he's alive and well, maybe someone will be there to hold his hand?... ???
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 25, 2006, 12:02:20 AM
As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it.  Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely. 

Speaking of "that stuff", are you going to be providing any of the players some of that Finaplix?  That's alot better than any "magic stick" bullshit you've talked about.

Honestly, if you are really hooking on with an NFL team as a asst. trainer, I wish you the best of luck.  Work hard and don't fuck it up, Vincent.  You can save alot of money because most of your expenses will be paid for, not to mention you can train at their facility and you'll probably have the use of all their amenities, supplements probably as well.

Sounds like a good hookup to me.  Just keep your mouth shut and whatever you do, don't get caught up in any political bullshit.



DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Wombat on March 25, 2006, 12:48:46 AM
and don't get drunk and grease yourself up and walk into the cheerleaders locker room hitting poses...
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Powerlift66 on March 25, 2006, 03:47:40 AM
One thing is for certain, Vince takes a bashing here, gets his pic posted all over, and still maintains his cool pretty good.. I applaud him for that... I just dont like this sentence from his last post:

"I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing"
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on March 25, 2006, 10:17:05 AM

Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position.  You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!!  


Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL  !!! 

   
Good gig if you can get it.................BUT.. ..I remember you saying that you have trained some pro athletes and UFC fighters (if i'm wrong let me know) my question is this, why not try for an athlete in the NFL and train him?......pre-season training for that one athlete for 3-4 months pays more than $20k. Having a athlete that YOU have trained will carry you farther than an assistant trainer if that athlete is successful DURING the season.

BTW, an NFL team WILL NOT hire anyone without a degree in the related field. Most strength and conditioning coaches are physical therapists and have some sort of degree in sports medicine or exercise physiology!

 
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: onlyme on March 25, 2006, 10:23:28 AM
Okay Vince I did what you asked.  I cashed in my bottles and have the money.  And guess what, I still have enough left over to get a Big Mac.  Thanks dude.  And by the way you were right, the Magic Stick does make a good toilet plunger.  Thanks for the advice.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 25, 2006, 10:28:55 AM
Okay Vince I did what you asked.  I cashed in my bottles and have the money.  And guess what, I still have enough left over to get a Big Mac.  Thanks dude.  And by the way you were right, the Magic Stick does make a good toilet plunger.  Thanks for the advice.

Pollen Nation.

Athletes will commonly do whatever it takes to win- and that sometimes includes breaking the rules of the game. For top athletes, that often means "juicing", or using steroids to gain a competitive advantage

Following in the footsteps of the great scientist-turned-rat Victor Conte, super-pharmacist Vince Goodrum, C.S.N. (Cock Sucking Nobody) has developed a new chemical compound which is taking the competitive world by storm: Bee Pollen.

Recovering in a hospital bed from hundreds of bee stings received when "Some no good kids threw rocks at the bees nest in my backyard", Vince noticed his body was starting to change. Little bumps everywhere. Added size. While doctors and educated 'college folk' people told him the swelling was a result of poison from the bee stingers, Vince knew better. He realized there must be something 'anabolic' about the bee stingers. So he got to work.

Shortly after skipping out on his hospital bill, Vintage Vince visited every McDonalds in his hometown of Asheville, NC. Vince was looking for his 'honey'. A veteran of the fast-food game, Vince knew they had to give you several packets of honey or syrup for each order of hotcakes you purchased. Showing dedication not seen since a King Kamali post-contest binge, Vince ate hotcakes every morning for 17 months, hoarding the honey packets in his pickup truck while suffering through the consumption of tens of thousands of hotcakes with only butter- no syrup or honey.

Vince sacrificed. But it was worth it. By early 2004, The back of Vince's 82 Chevy contained four trash bags, chuck full of McDonalds honey packets.  A careful manufacturing process involved emptying the McDonalds packets into Ziploc baggies and adding salt to preserve their anabolic nature. He was ready.

Next, Vince hit every flea market on the East Coast, peddling this concoction. Along the way, he made friends and enemies. His product’s success resulting in A young Judi Barton going out of business, and her eventual suicide. Her customer base was destroyed faster than a Nicholls athlete’s kidney, and her Jaguar Ponzi scheme evaporated.

But Vince made friends, too. IFBB welcome mat/runner-up Guy Grundy met Vince at an Atlanta swap meet and the two became lifelong friends. They will even role-play on the internet as sworn enemies before engaging in a little mano-y-mano action in the bedroom. What most would consider an internet fued, they consider foreplay.

Today, Vince Goodbum stands at the edge of the future. His bee pollen is taking the sports world by storm.  It’s the ‘Clear’ of 2005. Vince will be posting new pics, once they get back from One-Year-Photo, where he dropped off his film in early March, 2005.  Until then, all we can do it wait. Make us proud, Vince!!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gibberj2 on March 25, 2006, 10:35:10 AM
I am begging you all. Tell me please what is a magic stick. please.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: onlyme on March 25, 2006, 10:37:02 AM
I liek how every puts CSN as Cock Sucking Nobody.  When in reality we all know what you want to say.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: knny187 on March 25, 2006, 10:41:26 AM
This is too easy:

Cock Sucking The N-Word



PC'ed by Hedgehog
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gibberj2 on March 25, 2006, 10:44:08 AM
where did it come from? is it a product? is it the stick from that stupid song? how can people talk about something they don't know what it is?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 25, 2006, 12:13:00 PM
The story I heard:  For his interview with the team, Vince just walked into the front office, hit the front double-bi, and they caved immediatley:

(http://www.morrisonproductions.net/images/2004%20Metrolina%20Junior/14EH0732.jpg)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Hedgehog on March 25, 2006, 12:17:04 PM
The story I heard:  For his interview with the team, Vince just walked into the front office, hit the front double-bi, and they caved immediatley:

(http://www.morrisonproductions.net/images/2004%20Metrolina%20Junior/14EH0732.jpg)

Is this the original pic?

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: JMentis on March 25, 2006, 04:11:07 PM
Sorry I have not been around lately but here's why.



I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business.  Therefore on April 2th, I will place my business up for sale.  I have not established an asking price as of yet as I have to evaluate the value for the inventory and sales literature and material. 

Anyone who is interested or have any additional questions, please let me know by email.  This is a great opportunity for anyone that wishes to get a great start in the fitness industry.




P.S.  This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.




What team???
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 25, 2006, 04:11:46 PM
What team???

South Virginia Stutterbacks.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: sarcasm on March 25, 2006, 04:28:08 PM
What team???
the Brokeback Mountain Barebacks.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: onlyme on March 25, 2006, 07:47:29 PM
the Brokeback Mountain Barebacks.

Thats a good one.

I am begging you all. Tell me please what is a magic stick. please.

It is a stick that Vince came up with.  He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass.  He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid.  He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture.  When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean.  And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean.  He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage.  That is what the Magic Stick is ;D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: dknole on March 25, 2006, 07:53:11 PM
dude, better go get your self a true degree or certification such as the CSCS (www.nsca-lift.org) because that is all that the head coaches and head trainers want, swince more than likely you do not have the years of football experience and in-depth knowledge of sport periodization and player specific training, prehab, rehab and how to integrate with an in-season, off-season and the medical staff... And 20k? Geesh, my friends in the NFL make much more than that... Heck a few started out in MLB with 60k salaries as an Asst. strength coach.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: tommywishbone on March 25, 2006, 07:55:06 PM
Thats a good one.

It is a stick that Vince came up with.  He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass.  He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid.  He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture.  When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean.  And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean.  He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage.  That is what the Magic Stick is ;D

Something has gone terribly wrong in the world. >:(
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 25, 2006, 09:29:24 PM

It is a stick that Vince came up with.  He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass.  He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid.  He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture.  When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean.  And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean.  He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage.  That is what the Magic Stick is ;D

damn, Vincenzo "conetits" Goodrum brings the comedian out in everyone.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 25, 2006, 10:22:37 PM
Actually, "Cock Sucking Nobody" was originally coined by 240's buddy Bob Chick and the name stuck.

I guess it's better than being a CSS(omebody).
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 01:12:32 AM
Some people say the Magic Stick is all hype and never really existed, but we all know better, right Vince?

Actually, what he was referring to by "Magic Stick" were the Finaplix cattle implants that are sold OTC.  They contain Trenbolone which is a higly androgenic/anabolic compound, used mainly for hardening during pre-contest prep by bodybuilders. 

Once he found out he couldn't secure a consistent Finaplix supplier for his website, he changed the meaning of "Magic Stick" to mean some new bullshit supplement that was coming to the market. 

I called him on this awhile back.  It's old news.



DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 26, 2006, 01:46:59 AM
Actually, what he was referring to by "Magic Stick" were the Finaplix cattle implants that are sold OTC.  They contain Trenbolone which is a higly androgenic/anabolic compound, used mainly for hardening during pre-contest prep by bodybuilders. 

Once he found out he couldn't secure a consistent Finaplix supplier for his website, he changed the meaning of "Magic Stick" to mean some new bullshit supplement that was coming to the market. 

I called him on this awhile back.  It's old news.



DIV


Vince was really going to sell Finaplix on his website?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 02:18:09 AM

Vince was really going to sell Finaplix on his website?

He was trying to find a reliable supplier, but it never came to pass.

That's what he said, at least.

Finaplix = The Magic Stick....





DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: ALI G on March 26, 2006, 07:56:54 AM
me would like to offer you Vance Goddamn, twenty dolla's for da website. take it or leave it
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: SteelePegasus on March 26, 2006, 10:20:35 AM
Excluding the funny pictures and the stupid comments that he makes I want to applaud Vince on his efforts to be an entrepreneur.  Granted that his company isn't successful but I applaud his effort. Many of us have 9-5 jobs and don't take the chance at striking out on our own. I think that Vince can handle the NFL job and still continue with his company. If as he stated it only take 1 hour per day then I don't see why he can't continue with it. If not he could hire high school kid or relative for 1-2 hours per day to pack and ship. This is all contingent on his profit margin being 25%+ over gross revenue.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on March 26, 2006, 10:34:02 AM
If they're really sold over-the-counter, why would he have any trouble securing a supplier?

There's gotta be more to it.

Speak on this.


SUB

There not sold over the counter!!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 11:46:16 AM
There not sold over the counter!!

OTC to me is the same as being able to buy Finaplix over the internet without any documention.

I know for a fact because I've done it, and I don't raise cattle for a living.

Mr. Intenseone, don't speak on something you know nothing about.

Yes, Vince was trying to secure a line of Finaplix for his website.

No, he couldn't find a reliable supplier willing to sell to him.

Those are the facts.




DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on March 26, 2006, 11:58:33 AM


Mr. Intenseone, don't speak on something you know nothing about.



DIV

And what don't I know about?????
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 12:00:14 PM
And what don't I know about?????

You know shit about Vince's situation......nor about Finaplix's OTC status.

The shit is easy to get, you spoke out of your ass, I stepped on  you.




DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 12:07:21 PM

If it's so easy to get, how come Vince couldn't get it?


Speak on this!


SUB

Ask him.......all this came from him, I didn't get specific with the shit.

I took him at his word, which is saying alot. 

All I know is that if he could get it for less than the standard $315.00 per box, I'd probably have ordered it from him.

It's too bad he never came through.




DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on March 26, 2006, 12:09:04 PM
You know shit about Vince's situation......nor about Finaplix's OTC status.

The shit is easy to get, you spoke out of your ass, I stepped on  you.




DIV

LOL...okay..right!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 26, 2006, 01:29:41 PM
It looks like Subtraction is Adding the facts? ! ? Think about it.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gordiano on March 26, 2006, 01:35:29 PM
Thats a good one.

It is a stick that Vince came up with.  He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass.  He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid.  He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture.  When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean.  And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean.  He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage.  That is what the Magic Stick is ;D

LOL! You got some imagination.....
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 26, 2006, 01:39:45 PM
Can we stop arguing about the Vince's Magic Stick and get back to the original conversation - Making fun of Vince!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 26, 2006, 01:46:55 PM
Can we stop arguing about the Vince's Magic Stick and get back to the original conversation - Making fun of Vince!

It's all related.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gibberj2 on March 26, 2006, 02:04:32 PM
ok... as most of you know despite having gained 40 pounds of muscle I don't look like much. But Vince juices, has trained for years and claims to be someone who knows something. Has anyone ever seen him looking decent onstage.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 26, 2006, 04:53:59 PM
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Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: torquemada on March 26, 2006, 05:18:17 PM
ok... as most of you know despite having gained 40 pounds of muscle I don't look like much. But Vince juices, has trained for years and claims to be someone who knows something. Has anyone ever seen him looking decent onstage.

Vince juices?  Are you serious?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Adam Empire on March 26, 2006, 06:00:06 PM
Vince juices?  Are you serious?

Minute Maid carb load.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 26, 2006, 07:02:31 PM
Division, you don't know jack squat about "The Magic Stick" or the Fina deal at all. 



First off, "The Magic Stick" is not Fina.  Number two, I never had a problem with securing a distributor who sold  Fina as its commercially available and would have made a great addition to my vet supplies.  It was a matter of asswipes like you who run off at the mouth and talk too much as though the Feds don't monitor these websites.

As far as the Fina now mixed with estradiol, psst..that's easy to get rid of.  Its just a matter of freezing and filtering.  Something I will not teach you folks about since using and making steroids are illegal.  You folks need to exercise and drinking Cell-Tech like the rest of the IFBB Pro's.


Now as far as salaries are concerned, you can believe what you wish but some people are full of shit.  I pretty much know what the head strength coach is making and its not much more then me.  Strength Coaches, nutritionist, and trainers are a dime a dozen and I now know that.   Unless you're on the field taking people or one of the "HEAD COACHES" forget about the big bucks
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Special Ed on March 26, 2006, 07:04:58 PM
That's a bunch of nonsense that the Team Strength Coach is barely making more than you. You're making 20K. No NFL strength coach is making less than 100K. That's not close.

Special "240 or not" Ed
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 26, 2006, 07:09:06 PM
That's a bunch of nonsense that the Team Strength Coach is barely making more than you. You're making 20K. No NFL strength coach is making less than 100K. That's not close.

- 240 or "Perpetuating the rumors that I'm Special" Ed
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 26, 2006, 07:09:39 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Special Ed on March 26, 2006, 07:11:57 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 07:18:49 PM
Division, you don't know jack squat about "The Magic Stick" or the Fina deal at all. 



First off, "The Magic Stick" is not Fina.  Number two, I never had a problem with securing a distributor who sold  Fina as its commercially available and would have made a great addition to my vet supplies.  It was a matter of asswipes like you who run off at the mouth and talk too much as though the Feds don't monitor these websites.

As far as the Fina now mixed with estradiol, psst..that's easy to get rid of.  Its just a matter of freezing and filtering.  Something I will not teach you folks about since using and making steroids are illegal.  You folks need to exercise and drinking Cell-Tech like the rest of the IFBB Pro's.

Jesus, Vincent.....

The Finaplix was your "magic stick" whether you choose to admit it or not.

You still don't know shit about AAS.

There are a couple different variations of the Finaplix out on the market.

One is straight Trenbolone pellets.

One has estradiol added to it.

One has progesterone added to it.

Me discussing Finaplix won't make it easier or harder to get.  It's a vet drug that is sold OTC and freely over the internet.  

CellTech is a joke, just like your bodybuilding placings.

Like posing to DMX........gay.



DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 26, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
That's a bunch of nonsense that the Team Strength Coach is barely making more than you. You're making 20K. No NFL strength coach is making less than 100K. That's not close.

Special "240 or not" Ed


The salary caps are a bitch.  I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore.  When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training.  Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care.  I'll do my job as though I was making 200k. 


So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass.  Shut the fuck up when grown folks are talking, junior.


Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Special Ed on March 26, 2006, 07:23:11 PM

The salary caps are a bitch.  I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore.  When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training.  Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care.  I'll do my job as though I was making 200k. 

So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass.  Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.

Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.
$20,000 Meltdown
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 07:27:04 PM

The salary caps are a bitch.  I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore.  When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training.  Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care.  I'll do my job as though I was making 200k. 


So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass.  Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.


Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.

Go to bed, Vincent......

You're acting like a moody child.....

If you'd actually used the Finaplix instead of just talking about it, you wouldn't have these issues.



DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 26, 2006, 07:31:02 PM
Go to bed, Vincent......

You're acting like a moody child.....

If you'd actually used the Finaplix instead of just talking about it, you wouldn't have these issues. 



DIV


I don't have to answer to you.  You can't keep your mouth shut about jack squat and have to run around acting like you know something when you don't.  That's obvious by the 11992 post you have


Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 07:33:42 PM

I don't have to answer to you.  You can't keep your mouth shut about jack squat and have to run around acting like you know something when you don't.  That's obvious by the 11992 post you have

You're acting like a child, Vincent.

Don't get pissed at me because your Finaplix hookup turned sour.

I know your ways......you can't bullshit me like you do with the forum.



DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on March 26, 2006, 07:34:17 PM
Good gig if you can get it.................BUT.. ..I remember you saying that you have trained some pro athletes and UFC fighters (if i'm wrong let me know) my question is this, why not try for an athlete in the NFL and train him?......pre-season training for that one athlete for 3-4 months pays more than $20k. Having a athlete that YOU have trained will carry you farther than an assistant trainer if that athlete is successful DURING the season.

BTW, an NFL team WILL NOT hire anyone without a degree in the related field. Most strength and conditioning coaches are physical therapists and have some sort of degree in sports medicine or exercise physiology!

 

VINCE, read my post. No team in the NFL will hire a strength and conditioning coach without credentials and a resume a mile long. I do know they don't pay much, but the head conditioning coach is pulling in a good six figures. One of the physical therapists I send my athletes to used to be the assistant shrength and conditioning coach for the Broncos, he told me his salary was only $16k but that was in 1988 but the head strength coach was around $75K and that was 18 years ago.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: HowieW on March 26, 2006, 07:37:50 PM
The other year it was an April Fools day joke but this one is the real deal this time.  Someone pointed out my post from last year when I was doing security work for the Falcons and although I wasn't hired by them, it was one of the key reasons as to landing the spot because one of the folks there gave me a hook-up.


Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position.  You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!!  Come on folks, lets be serious.  I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something. 


Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL  !!! and  its an opportunity to learn a lot and to either move up the ladder or re-start a new consulting business after a few years with some impressive credentials.  Besides, it'll be a pretty cool position and I'll get to travel to all the games and work on the sidelines.  Plus since my room and bed plus meals are paid for, I'll be able to save up a lot of money.  Besides, I'll also be at all the teams events and parties. 


So to all you haters out there, kiss my ass. 


   

Vince, if you really are in on the ground floor of the NFL , even as asst trainer, well good for ya man.
I wish you well and hope this is not BS becuase what bennefit could there be to talking crap to a bunch of annonymous
muscle heads.
Good luck, Howard in Ga.

Any chance you can help me score some discount season tickets?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 26, 2006, 08:23:08 PM

The salary caps are a bitch.  I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore.  When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training.  Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care.  I'll do my job as though I was making 200k. 


So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass.  Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.


Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.

You fucking idiot.  Do you know how the salary cap works?  For starters, it's at about $85 million right now.  So obviously $100 K isn't going to be a "bitch."  Second, the salary cap DOES NOT APPLY TO COACHES.  And yes, they are making a helluva lot more money than you.  At my college, the University of Maryland, the head S&C coach made $80,000 in 2002.  This is for a second tier college football team mind you.  An NFL coach must at least be making 1.5 times that.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on March 26, 2006, 08:28:43 PM
 The plot thickens. Was Vince screwed during salary negotiations, or is everyone else misinformed 8)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: leland000 on March 26, 2006, 09:55:11 PM
LOL your understanding of the salary cap might be the stupidest sh*t I've ever seen.....

You say "I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer"
Please elaborate?
WTF does that "MFT" after your name stand for Marriage and Family Therapist?

I think you are seriously confused as to what you've actually been hired to do. For example I'll use a college program....
The University of Miami has a 5 person staff (full time), 7 graduate assistant trainers, and a # of student trainers who are majoring in that field.
Here are their titles and qualifications........
1. Scott McGonagle - Head Athletic Trainer
McGonagle's extensive experience includes thirteen seasons as head athletic trainer at the University of Tulsa from 1982 to 1995 and head athletic trainer in 1981-82 at Crowley (Texas) High School. McGonagle began his collegiate athletics career as a student trainer at the University of Kansas from 1977-1980. During that time, McGonagle worked as a student athletic trainer for the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1978, 1979 and 1981 seasons. He attended the University of Kansas and received his bachelor of science in Physical Education in 1980. He later graduated from the University of Arizona in 1981 with his master's of science in Athletic Training.

2. Kevin Blaske - Associate Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Biology from Missouri Southern State College M.S. in Sports Management from the University of Tulsa.
Specializations: Shoulder and Elbow injury evaluation and rehabilitation
Special Interests/Achievements: worked in minor league baseball for 5 years and worked with the Continental Basketball Association for 2 years.

3. Corey Bennett - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Exercise and Sport Sciences from University of Florida. M.S. in Sports Health Science from Life University.
Specializations: Rehabilitation and Injury Tracking Software.
Other Interests/Achievements: Worked in NFL for 4 years with the Buffalo Bills.

4. Garrick Edwards - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education:
2003 M.E. in Sports Medicine University of Miami, Coral Gables, FL 
2000 B.S. in Kinesiology Kansas State University, Manhattan, KS 
Edwards joined the Hurricanes in 2003 after spending the 2002-03 season as an assistant athletic trainer for the NFL's New England Patriots. Prior to his tint with the Patriots, Edwards served as a graduate assistant athletic trainer at the University of Miami from 2000-02. Edwards, who received his master's degree from the University of Miami in 2002, assisted with the football program, and worked extensively with the men's and women's track teams. Edwards received his Bachelor's Degree from Kansas State University in 2000. While pursuing his degree Edwards worked as a student athletic trainer for the Wildcats, working with the men's basketall and football teams. In addition, Edwards served as a student athletic trainer for the NFL's Denver Broncos during the summers of 1998 and 1999.
 
5. Jennifer Lister - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education
2004 M.S. Ed. Sports Medicine University of Miami Coral Gables, Fla. 
2002 B.S. in Athletic Training University of Pittsburgh Pittsburgh, Pa. 

What experience do you have? What are your qualifications?


Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: leland000 on March 26, 2006, 09:59:21 PM
This is right off of an application from San Diego St...........
I'm sure the same experience level and qualifications would be required by the NFL?

QUALIFICATIONS:  Bachelor’s degree in Exercises Sciences (Anatomy, Exercise Physiology, Biomechanics, Nutrition) is required. Minimum of two years’ experience with NFL or Division I Athletic Department in athletic strength and conditioning program design and supervision. Must have knowledge in Olympic-style lifting exercises and experience in principles of athletic training and injury rehabilitation. Must have demonstrated ability to work successfully with coaches, administrative staff, and support staff. Possess effective interpersonal skills. Ability to establish and maintain effective working relationships on campus and in the community. Desire and ability to work within the philosophy of the Department of Athletics, the University, the conferences, and the NCAA.

SPECIALIZED REQUIREMENTS:  Certification as Strength and Conditioning Specialist is required. Candidates selected for interview will be required to present a 10-minute unedited video giving their version of a flexibility plyometric exercise program. Must have experience with Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Word.

PREFERRED QUALIFICATIONS:  Master’s degree preferred.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on March 26, 2006, 10:10:31 PM
LOL your understanding of the salary cap might be the stupidest sh*t I've ever seen.....

You say "I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer"
Please elaborate?
WTF does that "MFT" after your name stand for Marriage and Family Therapist?

I think you are seriously confused as to what you've actually been hired to do. For example I'll use a college program....
The University of Miami has a 5 person staff (full time), 7 graduate assistant trainers, and a # of student trainers who are majoring in that field.
Here are their titles and qualifications........
1. Scott McGonagle - Head Athletic Trainer
McGonagle's extensive experience includes thirteen seasons as head athletic trainer at the University of Tulsa from 1982 to 1995 and head athletic trainer in 1981-82 at Crowley (Texas) High School. McGonagle began his collegiate athletics career as a student trainer at the University of Kansas from 1977-1980. During that time, McGonagle worked as a student athletic trainer for the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1978, 1979 and 1981 seasons. He attended the University of Kansas and received his bachelor of science in Physical Education in 1980. He later graduated from the University of Arizona in 1981 with his master's of science in Athletic Training.

2. Kevin Blaske - Associate Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Biology from Missouri Southern State College M.S. in Sports Management from the University of Tulsa.
Specializations: Shoulder and Elbow injury evaluation and rehabilitation
Special Interests/Achievements: worked in minor league baseball for 5 years and worked with the Continental Basketball Association for 2 years.

3. Corey Bennett - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Exercise and Sport Sciences from University of Florida. M.S. in Sports Health Science from Life University.
Specializations: Rehabilitation and Injury Tracking Software.
Other Interests/Achievements: Worked in NFL for 4 years with the Buffalo Bills.

4. Garrick Edwards - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education:
2003 M.E. in Sports Medicine University of Miami, Coral Gables, FL 
2000 B.S. in Kinesiology Kansas State University, Manhattan, KS 
Edwards joined the Hurricanes in 2003 after spending the 2002-03 season as an assistant athletic trainer for the NFL's New England Patriots. Prior to his tint with the Patriots, Edwards served as a graduate assistant athletic trainer at the University of Miami from 2000-02. Edwards, who received his master's degree from the University of Miami in 2002, assisted with the football program, and worked extensively with the men's and women's track teams. Edwards received his Bachelor's Degree from Kansas State University in 2000. While pursuing his degree Edwards worked as a student athletic trainer for the Wildcats, working with the men's basketall and football teams. In addition, Edwards served as a student athletic trainer for the NFL's Denver Broncos during the summers of 1998 and 1999.
 
5. Jennifer Lister - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education
2004 M.S. Ed. Sports Medicine University of Miami Coral Gables, Fla. 
2002 B.S. in Athletic Training University of Pittsburgh Pittsburgh, Pa. 

What experience do you have? What are your qualifications?




This is what I've been trying to tell him!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Special Ed on March 26, 2006, 10:41:00 PM
You fucking idiot.  Do you know how the salary cap works?  For starters, it's at about $85 million right now.  So obviously $100 K isn't going to be a "bitch."  Second, the salary cap DOES NOT APPLY TO COACHES.  And yes, they are making a helluva lot more money than you.  At my college, the University of Maryland, the head S&C coach made $80,000 in 2002.  This is for a second tier college football team mind you.  An NFL coach must at least be making 1.5 times that.
Tell Dwight Special Ed says Hi!

Special "Ellicott Hall" Ed
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 26, 2006, 10:54:05 PM
You fucking idiot.  Do you know how the salary cap works?  For starters, it's at about $85 million right now.  So obviously $100 K isn't going to be a "bitch."  Second, the salary cap DOES NOT APPLY TO COACHES.  And yes, they are making a helluva lot more money than you.  At my college, the University of Maryland, the head S&C coach made $80,000 in 2002.  This is for a second tier college football team mind you.  An NFL coach must at least be making 1.5 times that.

College Football Coaches salaries (Not NFL)

-Oklahoma's Bob Stoops, $2 million

-Texas's Mack Brown, $1.45 million

-Nebraska's Frank Solich, $1.1 million

-Texas A&M's R.C. Slocum, $1.02 million



Yeah  Vince, for 20k a year you just might not be their strength coach.  Did you sign any paperwork?  Health or Insurance forms?  Did they actually offer you a job?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 26, 2006, 11:08:00 PM
I think that Mack Brown may have just gotten a pay raise- I remember seeing on espn that he just signed a new contract after winning rose bowl that he was now the highest paid coach in the nation.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 26, 2006, 11:20:24 PM
I think that Mack Brown may have just gotten a pay raise- I remember seeing on espn that he just signed a new contract after winning rose bowl that he was now the highest paid coach in the nation.


How is this possible 240? Vince said earlier that the NFL doesn't pay their coaches very much.  How could any coach make money !? !?


If I had to guess: I would say some of the guys that work for whatever team that was practicing on whatever field that Vince does security for were just jacking w/ him. Poor Vince is going to show up for a job that doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: onlyme on March 27, 2006, 12:00:42 AM
I think our coach here at UH makes around $400,000 a year plus incentives (which every coach in America has) that can put him over a million.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 27, 2006, 04:12:01 AM
The University of Texas announced Wednesday that the UT System Board of Regents has approved a deal in which UT football coach Mack Brown's current contract -- which pays him $2.017 million annually -- will be replaced with the 10-year deal that will pay him $2.159 million in 2005 and $100,000 more than that amount each year through the 10 year term of the contract.

The new contract is the fourth most lucrative one for a college football coach. Only Bob Stoops at Oklahoma ($2.3 million), the departing Nick Saban at LSU ($2.3 million) and Tommy Tuberville at Auburn ($2.28 million) make more than Brown. Due to one-time $1.6 million bonus he received on his 53rd birthday this past August, Brown was the highest paid college coach in 2004 with earnings $3.6 million.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: sarcasm on March 27, 2006, 08:31:42 AM

How is this possible 240? Vince said earlier that the NFL doesn't pay their coaches very much.  How could any coach make money !? !?


If I had to guess: I would say some of the guys that work for whatever team that was practicing on whatever field that Vince does security for were just jacking w/ him. Poor Vince is going to show up for a job that doesn't exist.
that's easy, college football is more popular than the NFL.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 27, 2006, 08:44:23 AM
Apparently it's the Arizona Cardinals.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: SteelePegasus on March 27, 2006, 09:13:45 AM
Vince, why do you do this to yourself?

All that you had to say was:

"I have obtained an entry level position with an NFL team, I am hoping that it will lead to bigger things. Due to the time commiment I will be selling my Bee Pollen venture. Any takers? please contact me at....."

Instead you go off on the "An NFL team hired me as a trainer....."
That only leads to "get biggers" calling BS on it. And rightly so based on  your past behaviour.

Maybe they are wrong for going hard at you. As a business man/professional person as you claim to be, you shouldn't be post nasty replies.  Rule #1, everyone is a potential customer and should be treated as such. Aren't these guys your target demographic?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: ya ya jah on March 27, 2006, 11:54:28 AM
Apparently it's the Arizona Cardinals.
Yeah.  They're pretty fucking cheap.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: analcandy on March 27, 2006, 02:02:14 PM

I don't have to answer to you.  You can't keep your mouth shut about jack squat and have to run around acting like you know something when you don't.  That's obvious by the 11992 post you have



for the love of god someone kill this tard...
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: bald on March 27, 2006, 02:05:14 PM
Dear god, I hope the vikings didn't hire him :o
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: WiseGuy on March 27, 2006, 04:19:32 PM
Sorry I have not been around lately but here's why.



I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business.  Therefore on April 2th, I will place my business up for sale.  I have not established an asking price as of yet as I have to evaluate the value for the inventory and sales literature and material. 

Anyone who is interested or have any additional questions, please let me know by email.  This is a great opportunity for anyone that wishes to get a great start in the fitness industry.




P.S.  This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.




TRANSLATION: I work for free as waterboy and jock/laundry cleaner.....

 :)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: WiseGuy on March 27, 2006, 04:22:06 PM
http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16126

http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17597


OWNED
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 27, 2006, 04:25:57 PM
God you guys are idiots.

VINCE IS NOT A COLLEGE STRENGTH TRAINER!!!

HE'S AN NFL STRENGTH TRAINER!!! 

That's why he gets paid 16 times less.

Oh wait.....
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on March 27, 2006, 04:42:42 PM
 :-X

Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 27, 2006, 09:19:01 PM
for the love of god someone kill this tard...

Nice South Park ref.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 29, 2006, 08:12:02 PM
You're acting like a child, Vincent.

Don't get pissed at me because your Finaplix hookup turned sour.

I know your ways......you can't bullshit me like you do with the forum.



DIV
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: 240 is Back on March 29, 2006, 08:27:03 PM
I know DIV's real life identity.  He's not a rat, that's for damn sure.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on March 29, 2006, 09:05:30 PM
I know DIV's real life identity.  He's not a rat, that's for damn sure.

 It is good of you to stick up for your friend, but it is easy to see that DIV is not on the up and up.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: weedoutheweak on March 29, 2006, 09:06:46 PM
It is good of you to stick up for your friend, but it is easy to see that DIV is not on the up and up.

?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Wombat on March 29, 2006, 09:35:19 PM
excuse me for not reading any of the other posts here but Vince can i ask you a question?

Are they starting you out on the low end because of the salary cap?

And what kind of contract did you sign...can you be a free agent after 1 year or did you sign longer?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 30, 2006, 04:08:56 AM
I know DIV's real life identity.  He's not a rat, that's for damn sure.


I know who he is but he's still a fucking rat.  He basically aired out information that I personally told him via Personal Message.  Can't keep his mouth shut.


That's ok because I have a new announcement to make this weekend that will stun everyone.  And its not what you think...... 
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 30, 2006, 09:45:49 AM

I know who he is but he's still a fucking rat.  He basically aired out information that I personally told him via Personal Message.  Can't keep his mouth shut.


That's ok because I have a new announcement to make this weekend that will stun everyone.  And its not what you think...... 

Not this shit again.  You're not going to be announcing anything this weekend.  Just STFU.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Milly2Pac on March 30, 2006, 09:51:51 AM
why the fuck do I always find classic threads like this by our resident retard when my internet minutes are about to run out

in any event Vince is most likely some NFL teams assistant bukkake receptacle, taking in loads from the team when they get horny on the road.

good luck vince and to be safe remember to saran wrap your face
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Naked4Jesus on March 30, 2006, 10:06:09 AM
why the f**k do I always find classic threads like this by our resident retard when my internet minutes are about to run out

in any event Vince is most likely some NFL teams assistant bukkake receptacle, taking in loads from the team when they get horny on the road.

good luck vince and to be safe remember to saran wrap your face

Why Milly2Pac are you saying that good ole Vince gets more facials than a Thai hooker with a bullseye on her forehead???
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: leland000 on March 30, 2006, 11:54:53 AM
Vince
read my posts and answer this very simple question........How is an uneducated dipsh*t with no credentials working as an NFL trainer?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Milly2Pac on March 30, 2006, 12:07:50 PM

I know who he is but he's still a fucking rat.  He basically aired out information that I personally told him via Personal Message.  Can't keep his mouth shut.


That's ok because I have a new announcement to make this weekend that will stun everyone.  And its not what you think...... 


If your coming out of the closet, I dont think it will stun anyone

seriously though ppl, this weekend akak saturday is april fools so take anything Jumbo Nippleitus says with a grain of cayenne pepper
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 30, 2006, 12:25:40 PM

If your coming out of the closet, I dont think it will stun anyone

seriously though ppl, this weekend akak saturday is april fools so take anything Jumbo Nippleitus says with a grain of cayenne pepper

LOL Fucking priceless Milly!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: FOR REAL on March 30, 2006, 01:08:22 PM
Most NFL trainers are actually DOCTORS... not some bullshit MFT certification Vince got out of a cracker jack box..
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Milly2Pac on March 30, 2006, 01:28:52 PM
when I think of vince I think of what would be the before pic if Steve Urkel got fat and sloppy and went on Celebrity Fit Club

Even Chasity Bono`has better abs then this douchebag
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on March 30, 2006, 03:18:34 PM
?

 I won't get into details on a public message board, but what I say still stands.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on March 30, 2006, 03:22:49 PM
Most NFL trainers are actually DOCTORS...


Actually there not. They do however have a team Doctor thats seperate from the S&C trainers.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: HowieW on March 30, 2006, 03:24:02 PM
College Football Coaches salaries (Not NFL)

-Oklahoma's Bob Stoops, $2 million

-Texas's Mack Brown, $1.45 million

-Nebraska's Frank Solich, $1.1 million

-Texas A&M's R.C. Slocum, $1.02 million



Yeah  Vince, for 20k a year you just might not be their strength coach.  Did you sign any paperwork?  Health or Insurance forms?  Did they actually offer you a job?

Perhaps Vinnie has a job doing something with grounds crew or whatever? I am starting to doubt he is actually employed by the Falcons, but I live in the ATL area, I am sure it would not be too hard to find our, if I cared.
Look, I just wish the guy the best regardless of what he does, so long as he is healthy and happy.
Howard
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on March 30, 2006, 03:32:48 PM
He has the Cardinals in his avatar...
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: SpankyCapone on March 30, 2006, 06:52:04 PM
This thread is Getbig gold

(http://x11.putfile.com/3/8820375154.jpg)

Now, whilst not wanting to be seen to support Vince, I must say that DIV is full of shit

The Magic Stick was always an IGF product, shit, its not as if 'Venobhead Vince' never discussed the fucking thing, jesus, just run a search here using the string 'magic stick igf', lord, for the tards here, here is the fucking link: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=43527.0

Vince even refers to the fucking dose (60mcg I believe?)

fucking lazy spic cunt


This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: WiseGuy on March 31, 2006, 10:06:04 AM
:-X




HAHAHAHA  that pic is too funny.... it is vince w/out his two coats of pro tan....

 >:(
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: WiseGuy on March 31, 2006, 10:06:55 AM

I know who he is but he's still a fucking rat.  He basically aired out information that I personally told him via Personal Message.  Can't keep his mouth shut.


That's ok because I have a new announcement to make this weekend that will stun everyone.  And its not what you think...... 

you are a chick?

 :-\
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: buffbodz on March 31, 2006, 10:15:36 AM
Which team?

Speak on this and keep it real (for once).   ::)

 





DIV

By his avatar I would guess Arizona Cardinals.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on March 31, 2006, 11:14:03 AM
This thread is Getbig gold

(http://x11.putfile.com/3/8820375154.jpg)

Now, whilst not wanting to be seen to support Vince, I must say that DIV is full of shit

The Magic Stick was always an IGF product, shit, its not as if 'Venobhead Vince' never discussed the fucking thing, jesus, just run a search here using the string 'magic stick igf', lord, for the tards here, here is the fucking link: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=43527.0

Vince even refers to the fucking dose (60mcg I believe?)

fucking lazy spic cunt


This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006


 I have always known DIV to be shady and dishonest, I see other people are starting to realize this.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 01, 2006, 04:10:31 AM
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......




April Fools Day!!!!


I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing??  Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.

This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business.  Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it.  I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice 


This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.



Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: amc1980 on April 01, 2006, 04:14:42 AM
Hilarious. The NFL's loss is comedies gain.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 01, 2006, 04:40:44 AM
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......




April Fools Day!!!!


I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing??  Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.

This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business.  Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it.  I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice 


This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.




do we care or do you think we care?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: rocket on April 01, 2006, 07:08:10 AM
You started this "joke" about a week ago you dunce cunt. 

Thats not an april fools joke.

Not to mention the fact that basically all and sundry were hesitant to believe you ::)

Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Milly2Pac on April 01, 2006, 07:31:39 AM
You started this "joke" about a week ago you dunce cunt. 

Thats not an april fools joke.

Not to mention the fact that basically all and sundry were hesitant to believe you ::)



you read my mind
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on April 01, 2006, 07:51:36 AM
 Hahahaha...great joke Vince, you eventually fooled all of us :D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what. on April 01, 2006, 09:36:47 AM
You started this "joke" about a week ago you dunce cunt. 

Thats not an april fools joke.

Not to mention the fact that basically all and sundry were hesitant to believe you ::)



Exactly.  And when people called horseshit on it and said he did the same thing last year he kept insisting that's legit.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Diesel1 on April 01, 2006, 10:23:12 AM
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......




April Fools Day!!!!


I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing??  Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.

This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business.  Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it.  I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice 


This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.





April fool

Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: xpac2 on April 01, 2006, 10:53:13 AM
Lamest April Fools Joke Ever

1> No oNe Beleved you
2> You started this thing a week ago and everyone knew it was bullshit from the beginning
3> You are an idiot
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Stavios on April 01, 2006, 11:11:20 AM
haaaaaaaaaahahahhaha no one believed you Venom Vince.

Worst april fools joke ever !


you suck

You can hope the fight with Guy is a april fools too, but it isn't. he will beat your ass
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: SteelePegasus on April 01, 2006, 02:03:51 PM
Hey Vince, how much milk does those tits give?

Breast milk, at least fight guy so that he can stop calling you breast milk.

Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Stavios on April 01, 2006, 02:58:53 PM
Oh, come on, you actually believe the fight thing?   ::)

I'm sure it's a publicity stunt just like this was.

Well I don't think there will  be a fight cause vince is too much of a pussy to show up, maybe he will prove me wrong.  After all, he has a secret "fighting history"
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: SteelePegasus on April 01, 2006, 04:35:45 PM
Well I don't think there will  be a fight cause vince is too much of a pussy to show up, maybe he will prove me wrong.  After all, he has a secret "fighting history"

Yes, he is an accomplished martial arts fighter, I heard that he places high all the time on Mortal Kombat for XBOX.

He has also seen several Bruce Lee movies, Guy better run. He has mastered the "Breast Milk tit of death" manuver.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: leland000 on April 01, 2006, 04:39:02 PM
VINCE..........
THE REASON YOU WOULD NEVER SELL YOUR BUSINESS FOR 20K IS BECAUSE NO PERSON WHO STILL HAS THEIR FRONTAL LOBE WOULD EVEN GIVE YOU 5K FOR IT LET ALONE 20!
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: sarcasm on April 01, 2006, 04:39:22 PM
Well I don't think there will  be a fight cause vince is too much of a pussy to show up, maybe he will prove me wrong.  After all, he has a secret "fighting history"
the only thing Vince fights is his daily urge to suck dick and 95 percent of the time he loses.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: SteelePegasus on April 01, 2006, 05:17:23 PM
the only thing Vince fights is his daily urge to suck dick and 95 percent of the time he loses.

Wrong, he spends his time helping children from 3rd world countries! There is a need for more calcium, he spends his time giving milk from those massive tits.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on April 01, 2006, 05:19:45 PM
the only thing Vince fights is his daily urge to suck dick and 95 percent of the time he loses.

 You are probably happy that he can't resist temptation  ;D.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Buzz363 on April 01, 2006, 09:14:13 PM
Thank you for shattering my dreams. I thought I was on my way to financial freedom and success just like you...

I've already sent you three dozen empty beer bottles which I felt was more than fair for your business, stock and of course customer goodwill. :-[
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what: on April 02, 2006, 03:47:49 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/ifearnomower/Vince.jpg)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gibberj2 on April 02, 2006, 07:54:03 AM
omg
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: sarcasm on April 02, 2006, 08:19:26 AM
what really happened is that the Cardinals got a look at Vince's pictures and backed out of their supposed "deal".
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: onlyme on April 02, 2006, 10:07:36 AM
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......




April Fools Day!!!!


I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing??  Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.

This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business.  Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it.  I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice 


This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.





Another Aprils Fools joke.   Highly doubtful you worked for the Falcons.  Maybe the security company that was hired by the Falcons but not the Falcons.  And that is a minimum wage job.  And please no one would give you $20,000 for your business.  If someone offered that and you said no, then you are as stupid as they are,
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: FOR REAL on April 02, 2006, 02:01:27 PM
No one believed you from the beginning? LOL what a retard
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on April 02, 2006, 02:10:47 PM
 Vince is no fool. The attention that this thread brought to his business is probably going to put an extra $60,000 in his pocket.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gordiano on April 02, 2006, 02:17:09 PM
Hahahaha...great joke Vince, you eventually fooled all of us :D

Speak for yourself.....
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: SteelePegasus on April 02, 2006, 05:05:29 PM
Vince is no fool. The attention that this thread brought to his business is probably going to put an extra $60,000 in his pocket.

hmm..not so sure about that


Negativity doesn't always translate to a growth in revenue.

From his own estimates he was eeking out a small profit. He would have to produce a lot more breast milk and bee crap to reach 60K
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: rocket on April 02, 2006, 05:12:07 PM
Vince is no fool. The attention that this thread brought to his business is probably going to put an extra $60,000 in his pocket.

I hope thats a joke. 
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on April 02, 2006, 06:07:58 PM
 I received a phone call from a retail buyer who just placed a huge order. Trust me, Vince is going to have a lot of money in his pocket when he fills this order.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: what: on April 02, 2006, 06:23:09 PM
Hi Vince.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on April 02, 2006, 06:29:22 PM
Hi Vince.

 What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: gibberj2 on April 02, 2006, 07:24:15 PM
but everyone here thinks he's a joke. why would anyone buy his stuff because of this thread?
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: LuciusFox on April 02, 2006, 07:30:59 PM
but everyone here thinks he's a joke. why would anyone buy his stuff because of this thread?

 Because they have heard testimonials about the effectiveness of Vince's supplements. The man was capable of harnessing the awesome power of bees. He also changed the way people will think of sticks forever.
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 03:07:39 AM
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......




April Fools Day!!!!


I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing??  Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.

This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business.  Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it.  I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice 


This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.




Um an April Fools joke is where others actualy beleive it..you dumb cu nt  ::)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: outby43 on December 26, 2009, 03:19:35 AM
Um an April Fools joke is where others actualy beleive it..you dumb cu nt  ::)

looking up the historical archives?  ;D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 03:23:15 AM
looking up the historical archives?  ;D
haha yes , felt like a laugh so went back in time.
Theres some classic stuff back there.it only goes back to 06 though  >:(
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Gino30 on December 26, 2009, 03:37:15 AM
Oh lord....I never knew the history behind this Vince character

the BB pics...the NFL training....the Wrestling.....business owner

this guy is such a bottom feeder and twit.....insecure and needing gratiiction......speaks so much shit its scary

I can see now why so many pay it on thick......the dude is a lost-case
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 03:42:44 AM
Oh lord....I never knew the history behind this Vince character

the BB pics...the NFL training....the Wrestling.....business owner

this guy is such a bottom feeder and twit.....insecure and needing gratiiction......speaks so much shit its scary

I can see now why so many pay it on thick......the dude is a lost-case
Mate Ill bump some of the other shite he has posted over the years , it will have you in tears of laughter how deluded this twunt is
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 26, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Mate Ill bump some of the other shite he has posted over the years , it will have you in tears of laughter how deluded this twunt is

Maybe you should get a life ::)
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 26, 2009, 04:28:03 AM
Vince good luck picking up and wshing dirty jock straps and nasty socks is a step in the right direction :D
Title: Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 12:27:30 PM
Maybe you should get a life ::)
hahaha says the guy who is so deluded he lives in a fantasy world and makes shit up beleiving it to be true..nice thread title change btw porchie  ;D
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: disturbia on December 26, 2009, 12:31:09 PM
I just about passed out laughing when I saw the original post where he says he has been hired by an NFL team as a trainer.

In other news Phil Ivey has hired me to coach him in poker   ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: Gino30 on December 26, 2009, 02:50:25 PM
And this Vince dude is paying out on such people as Steve Namat.........hahahahaha


Steve has more muscle in one tricep than this sad sack

Steve = IFBB......Vince = really a nobody with a DELUSIONAL opinion that he has some physique.....to get up on stage with that body says a lot about his confidence, but it does not in any way translate into a body that should be anywhere near a stage.....if you didnt know the story, you would think its a skit from Saturday Night Live or something.....
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 02:52:20 PM
And this Vince dude is paying out on such people as Steve Namat.........hahahahaha


Steve has more muscle in one tricep than this sad sack

Steve = IFBB......Vince = really a nobody with a DELUSIONAL opinion that he has some physique.....to get up on stage with that body says a lot about his confidence, but it does not in any way translate into a body that should be anywhere near a stage.....if you didnt know the story, you would think its a skit from Saturday Night Live or something.....

I think he is payed to troll , noone could be deluded as this fuka  ???
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: 2Thick on December 26, 2009, 04:44:07 PM
I just about passed out laughing when I saw the original post where he says he has been hired by an NFL team as a trainer.

In other news Phil Ivey has hired me to coach him in poker   ::) ::) ::)

I like the way he actually apologized for not being around - as if his presence is somehow a necessity to the board and his absence actually caused some sort of difficulty.
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: webcake on December 26, 2009, 04:46:29 PM
Vince is one deluded nog...........no doubt about it.
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: no one on December 26, 2009, 06:30:40 PM

ahahahahahahaha

i totally missed this the first time around.

did this delusional clown really expect anyone to believe he was hired by any NFL team to do anything other than empty the garbage cans and mops the floors of the stadium?

lol
Title: Delusional Melvin Goodrum.
Post by: Vince B on December 26, 2009, 08:26:19 PM
"Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position.  You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!!  Come on folks, lets be serious.  I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something."   

What he meant was he was going to be the assistant to the assistant trainer. Pick up weights, clean the mirrors, etc......the janitor and offsider and errand boy.

That was for the story. We now know there was no such position because Goodrum can bullshit all day long. Thanks to the archives for the laugh.
Title: Re: Delusional Melvin Goodrum.
Post by: che on December 26, 2009, 08:30:07 PM
"Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position.  You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!!  Come on folks, lets be serious.  I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something."   

What he meant was he was going to be the assistant to the assistant trainer. Pick up weights, clean the mirrors, etc......the janitor and offsider and errand boy.

That was for the story. We now know there was no such position because Goodrum can bullshit all day long. Thanks to the archives for the laugh.

Nice boat Vince
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 26, 2009, 08:30:46 PM
Vince is up for consideration for the University of Florida head coaching job.
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: Topskin69 on December 26, 2009, 08:31:59 PM
Vince is up for consideration for the University of Florida head coaching job.

They must have gotten wind of all of the inspiring testimonials that his clients give. That or they really want access to some Magic Stick.
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2009, 02:58:22 AM
The funny thing about Vince, is that there is so much funny ammunition to use against him that Getbig of all places rarely uses the fact that he is legitimately a bottom bitch for a 120 pound white twink, that alone speaks volumes.
Title: Re: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 03:17:43 AM
Most dudes here would have hit the road long ago if others knew they were gay. Not Goodrum. The guy has no shame. This is why he is an internet legend! He comes last in every contest he enters and still he is going to show us all what he can do on stage. No need to mention his business ventures because he doesn't pay taxes. Venom Vince Versace, Vince G CSN MFT PHD!