P.S. This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.
oh brother. ::)
did anyone actually believe that Vince was going to do that show?
Are you saying that it is bullshit sarcasm ?
did anyone actually believe that Vince was going to do that show?
I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business.
Sorry I have not been around lately but here's why.
I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business. Therefore on April 2th, I will place my business up for sale. I have not established an asking price as of yet as I have to evaluate the value for the inventory and sales literature and material.
Anyone who is interested or have any additional questions, please let me know by email. This is a great opportunity for anyone that wishes to get a great start in the fitness industry.
P.S. This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.
I bid $0.25 US. Going once!
The other year it was an April Fools day joke but this one is the real deal this time. Someone pointed out my post from last year when I was doing security work for the Falcons and although I wasn't hired by them, it was one of the key reasons as to landing the spot because one of the folks there gave me a hook-up.
Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position. You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!! Come on folks, lets be serious. I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something.
Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL !!! and its an opportunity to learn a lot and to either move up the ladder or re-start a new consulting business after a few years with some impressive credentials. Besides, it'll be a pretty cool position and I'll get to travel to all the games and work on the sidelines. Plus since my room and bed plus meals are paid for, I'll be able to save up a lot of money. Besides, I'll also be at all the teams events and parties.
So to all you haters out there, kiss my ass.
SAY IT ISN'T SO!
Is this the end for Bee Pollen, Cayenne Pepper, and the Magic Stick?? :o
Darn! I guess you're not gonna redeem yourself and "show us all a thing or two".
We were so looking forward to more pics like this one:
Hmm.. well done Vince, if its true.
Shockingly bad wage though, surely you could have someone run your business on the side and still keep it growing? I think its a poor choice to put yourself on 20k and halt your business completely. Its a great job and a chance to live out some dreams but say you quit in 2 years time, you'll be left high and dry with nothing.
Hmm.. well done Vince, if its true.
Shockingly bad wage though, surely you could have someone run your business on the side and still keep it growing? I think its a poor choice to put yourself on 20k and halt your business completely. Its a great job and a chance to live out some dreams but say you quit in 2 years time, you'll be left high and dry with nothing.
Yeah. He'd be a fool to give up all that "bee pollen equity" he's built up over the years. ;D ::)
I know! Maybe he can get Judi to buy his website. :D
Vince, I'll give you $16,000 TONIGHT for everything.
Good job, Rob.
His site does $9,000 a year in sales, and runs an 80% cost, not including the value of his labor. ::)
No wonder he wants to ditch it.
Good job, Rob.
His site does $9,000 a year in sales, and runs an 80% cost, not including the value of his labor. ::)
Blue Horseshoe loves Caliber Fitness Solutions!... ;D
As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it. Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely.
vince did post his earning statement sometime last year.
caliber fitness had $23,000 in volume.
now for profit...if he runs the standard 30% profit rate.....6,900 a year?
Classic GETBIG Entertainment.
Didn't the "magic stick" man put his site up for sale last year citing something similar?
240 - where is that sound clip of drunk Vince calling everyone out?
I may consider having someone run the business now that I think about it. It really depends however I want to be 100% dedicated to getting the job done so we'll see
As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it. Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely.
So, my buddy is a strength coach for the NFL and makes around 300k. How does Vince make 280k less?
So, my buddy is a strength coach for the NFL and makes around 300k. How does Vince make 280k less?
what team, and what is his education/experience?
Dear god, does the shit ever stop coming out of your mouth? Like you're some drug guru or something.... ::)
So you're also here for the entertainment too, huh?
Funny true story (Different Guy). This douche lied on his resume, and got hired by the Vikings. They fired him in a month. Then he lied some more, and got hired by Lifetime fitness................. ......and got fired. I met him when he and I both worked for Lifetime. I hope Vince didn't lie.
vince did post his earning statement sometime last year.
caliber fitness had $23,000 in volume.
now for profit...if he runs the standard 30% profit rate.....6,900 a year?
You're talking out of your ass. While my volume is fairly accurate, my overhead is very low due to the fact that everything is paid for in hard cash instead of credit so I'm not paying interest on anything. Also because I don't drop-ship and buy directly my cost from wholesale to retail is 50-70%. Now I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing stuff and doing very light accounting work so I'm really not doing much work. It helps pay the bills and the volume is greatly increased ever since I started selling back exercise equipment.
Not all businesses are weighed down in clutter and mine is one of them. The person who takes over will find that out
Now I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing stuff and doing very light accounting work so I'm really not doing much work. It helps pay the bills and the volume is greatly increased ever since I started selling back exercise equipment.
That's going to be tough to do considering that there isn't an NFL team within an hour radius of Bumfuck, South Carolina.
Which lifetime in the cities?
Lifetime Fitness, about 5 years ago. He "worked" for the Vikings, maybe 6-8 years ago. It's been awhile.
I thought he lived in Pistol Grip, Montana.
I thought it was Truth or Consequences, New Mexico?
You're talking out of your ass.
V-
In all seriousness, for the next year, you should:
1) Never go on getbig again.
2) Concentrate on impressing your bosses at the NFL.
3) Don't even THINK about trying to sell your products to the players.
4) Swear off any assclown behaviours.
IF this is real, this could indeed be a chance for mainstream success for you - but if you act like an assclown, the NFL will can your ass in 1 week I'm sure.
You bring a lot of unintentional humor to this board, but actual success is more impt.
Good luck.
Neither... turn it into a pyramid scheme like Judi did! Sign up "prospective future millioniares" as your "downline" to distribute bee pollen and sign up more "distributors", and as part of the deal, make them buy a $300 website from you! ;DBRILLIANT!
Okay, I bought the site from Vince.
Should I give away a free website with every order of Bee Pollen?
Or should it be free Bee pollen with every website purchase?
If Vince goes crazy then will you still call him Superman?
As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it. Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely.
Good gig if you can get it.................BUT.. ..I remember you saying that you have trained some pro athletes and UFC fighters (if i'm wrong let me know) my question is this, why not try for an athlete in the NFL and train him?......pre-season training for that one athlete for 3-4 months pays more than $20k. Having a athlete that YOU have trained will carry you farther than an assistant trainer if that athlete is successful DURING the season.
Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position. You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!!
Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL !!!
Okay Vince I did what you asked. I cashed in my bottles and have the money. And guess what, I still have enough left over to get a Big Mac. Thanks dude. And by the way you were right, the Magic Stick does make a good toilet plunger. Thanks for the advice.
The story I heard: For his interview with the team, Vince just walked into the front office, hit the front double-bi, and they caved immediatley:
(http://www.morrisonproductions.net/images/2004%20Metrolina%20Junior/14EH0732.jpg)
Sorry I have not been around lately but here's why.
I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business. Therefore on April 2th, I will place my business up for sale. I have not established an asking price as of yet as I have to evaluate the value for the inventory and sales literature and material.
Anyone who is interested or have any additional questions, please let me know by email. This is a great opportunity for anyone that wishes to get a great start in the fitness industry.
P.S. This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.
What team???
What team???the Brokeback Mountain Barebacks.
the Brokeback Mountain Barebacks.
I am begging you all. Tell me please what is a magic stick. please.
Thats a good one.
It is a stick that Vince came up with. He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass. He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid. He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture. When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean. And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean. He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage. That is what the Magic Stick is ;D
It is a stick that Vince came up with. He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass. He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid. He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture. When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean. And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean. He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage. That is what the Magic Stick is ;D
Actually, "Cock Sucking Nobody" was originally coined by 240's buddy Bob Chick and the name stuck.
Some people say the Magic Stick is all hype and never really existed, but we all know better, right Vince?
Actually, what he was referring to by "Magic Stick" were the Finaplix cattle implants that are sold OTC. They contain Trenbolone which is a higly androgenic/anabolic compound, used mainly for hardening during pre-contest prep by bodybuilders.
Once he found out he couldn't secure a consistent Finaplix supplier for his website, he changed the meaning of "Magic Stick" to mean some new bullshit supplement that was coming to the market.
I called him on this awhile back. It's old news.
DIV
Vince was really going to sell Finaplix on his website?
If they're really sold over-the-counter, why would he have any trouble securing a supplier?
There's gotta be more to it.
Speak on this.
SUB
There not sold over the counter!!
Mr. Intenseone, don't speak on something you know nothing about.
DIV
And what don't I know about?????
If it's so easy to get, how come Vince couldn't get it?
Speak on this!
SUB
You know shit about Vince's situation......nor about Finaplix's OTC status.
The shit is easy to get, you spoke out of your ass, I stepped on you.
DIV
Thats a good one.
It is a stick that Vince came up with. He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass. He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid. He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture. When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean. And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean. He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage. That is what the Magic Stick is ;D
Can we stop arguing about the Vince's Magic Stick and get back to the original conversation - Making fun of Vince!
ok... as most of you know despite having gained 40 pounds of muscle I don't look like much. But Vince juices, has trained for years and claims to be someone who knows something. Has anyone ever seen him looking decent onstage.
Vince juices? Are you serious?
Division, you don't know jack squat about "The Magic Stick" or the Fina deal at all.
First off, "The Magic Stick" is not Fina. Number two, I never had a problem with securing a distributor who sold Fina as its commercially available and would have made a great addition to my vet supplies. It was a matter of asswipes like you who run off at the mouth and talk too much as though the Feds don't monitor these websites.
As far as the Fina now mixed with estradiol, psst..that's easy to get rid of. Its just a matter of freezing and filtering. Something I will not teach you folks about since using and making steroids are illegal. You folks need to exercise and drinking Cell-Tech like the rest of the IFBB Pro's.
That's a bunch of nonsense that the Team Strength Coach is barely making more than you. You're making 20K. No NFL strength coach is making less than 100K. That's not close.
Special "240 or not" Ed
$20,000 Meltdown
The salary caps are a bitch. I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore. When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training. Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care. I'll do my job as though I was making 200k.
So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass. Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.
Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.
The salary caps are a bitch. I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore. When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training. Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care. I'll do my job as though I was making 200k.
So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass. Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.
Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.
Go to bed, Vincent......
You're acting like a moody child.....
If you'd actually used the Finaplix instead of just talking about it, you wouldn't have these issues.
DIV
I don't have to answer to you. You can't keep your mouth shut about jack squat and have to run around acting like you know something when you don't. That's obvious by the 11992 post you have
Good gig if you can get it.................BUT.. ..I remember you saying that you have trained some pro athletes and UFC fighters (if i'm wrong let me know) my question is this, why not try for an athlete in the NFL and train him?......pre-season training for that one athlete for 3-4 months pays more than $20k. Having a athlete that YOU have trained will carry you farther than an assistant trainer if that athlete is successful DURING the season.
BTW, an NFL team WILL NOT hire anyone without a degree in the related field. Most strength and conditioning coaches are physical therapists and have some sort of degree in sports medicine or exercise physiology!
The other year it was an April Fools day joke but this one is the real deal this time. Someone pointed out my post from last year when I was doing security work for the Falcons and although I wasn't hired by them, it was one of the key reasons as to landing the spot because one of the folks there gave me a hook-up.
Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position. You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!! Come on folks, lets be serious. I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something.
Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL !!! and its an opportunity to learn a lot and to either move up the ladder or re-start a new consulting business after a few years with some impressive credentials. Besides, it'll be a pretty cool position and I'll get to travel to all the games and work on the sidelines. Plus since my room and bed plus meals are paid for, I'll be able to save up a lot of money. Besides, I'll also be at all the teams events and parties.
So to all you haters out there, kiss my ass.
The salary caps are a bitch. I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore. When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training. Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care. I'll do my job as though I was making 200k.
So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass. Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.
Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.
LOL your understanding of the salary cap might be the stupidest sh*t I've ever seen.....
You say "I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer"
Please elaborate?
WTF does that "MFT" after your name stand for Marriage and Family Therapist?
I think you are seriously confused as to what you've actually been hired to do. For example I'll use a college program....
The University of Miami has a 5 person staff (full time), 7 graduate assistant trainers, and a # of student trainers who are majoring in that field.
Here are their titles and qualifications........
1. Scott McGonagle - Head Athletic Trainer
McGonagle's extensive experience includes thirteen seasons as head athletic trainer at the University of Tulsa from 1982 to 1995 and head athletic trainer in 1981-82 at Crowley (Texas) High School. McGonagle began his collegiate athletics career as a student trainer at the University of Kansas from 1977-1980. During that time, McGonagle worked as a student athletic trainer for the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1978, 1979 and 1981 seasons. He attended the University of Kansas and received his bachelor of science in Physical Education in 1980. He later graduated from the University of Arizona in 1981 with his master's of science in Athletic Training.
2. Kevin Blaske - Associate Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Biology from Missouri Southern State College M.S. in Sports Management from the University of Tulsa.
Specializations: Shoulder and Elbow injury evaluation and rehabilitation
Special Interests/Achievements: worked in minor league baseball for 5 years and worked with the Continental Basketball Association for 2 years.
3. Corey Bennett - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Exercise and Sport Sciences from University of Florida. M.S. in Sports Health Science from Life University.
Specializations: Rehabilitation and Injury Tracking Software.
Other Interests/Achievements: Worked in NFL for 4 years with the Buffalo Bills.
4. Garrick Edwards - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education:
2003 M.E. in Sports Medicine University of Miami, Coral Gables, FL
2000 B.S. in Kinesiology Kansas State University, Manhattan, KS
Edwards joined the Hurricanes in 2003 after spending the 2002-03 season as an assistant athletic trainer for the NFL's New England Patriots. Prior to his tint with the Patriots, Edwards served as a graduate assistant athletic trainer at the University of Miami from 2000-02. Edwards, who received his master's degree from the University of Miami in 2002, assisted with the football program, and worked extensively with the men's and women's track teams. Edwards received his Bachelor's Degree from Kansas State University in 2000. While pursuing his degree Edwards worked as a student athletic trainer for the Wildcats, working with the men's basketall and football teams. In addition, Edwards served as a student athletic trainer for the NFL's Denver Broncos during the summers of 1998 and 1999.
5. Jennifer Lister - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education
2004 M.S. Ed. Sports Medicine University of Miami Coral Gables, Fla.
2002 B.S. in Athletic Training University of Pittsburgh Pittsburgh, Pa.
What experience do you have? What are your qualifications?
You fucking idiot. Do you know how the salary cap works? For starters, it's at about $85 million right now. So obviously $100 K isn't going to be a "bitch." Second, the salary cap DOES NOT APPLY TO COACHES. And yes, they are making a helluva lot more money than you. At my college, the University of Maryland, the head S&C coach made $80,000 in 2002. This is for a second tier college football team mind you. An NFL coach must at least be making 1.5 times that.Tell Dwight Special Ed says Hi!
You fucking idiot. Do you know how the salary cap works? For starters, it's at about $85 million right now. So obviously $100 K isn't going to be a "bitch." Second, the salary cap DOES NOT APPLY TO COACHES. And yes, they are making a helluva lot more money than you. At my college, the University of Maryland, the head S&C coach made $80,000 in 2002. This is for a second tier college football team mind you. An NFL coach must at least be making 1.5 times that.
I think that Mack Brown may have just gotten a pay raise- I remember seeing on espn that he just signed a new contract after winning rose bowl that he was now the highest paid coach in the nation.
that's easy, college football is more popular than the NFL.
How is this possible 240? Vince said earlier that the NFL doesn't pay their coaches very much. How could any coach make money !? !?
If I had to guess: I would say some of the guys that work for whatever team that was practicing on whatever field that Vince does security for were just jacking w/ him. Poor Vince is going to show up for a job that doesn't exist.
Apparently it's the Arizona Cardinals.Yeah. They're pretty fucking cheap.
for the love of god someone kill this tard...
I don't have to answer to you. You can't keep your mouth shut about jack squat and have to run around acting like you know something when you don't. That's obvious by the 11992 post you have
Sorry I have not been around lately but here's why.
I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer and I will no longer be able to run my business. Therefore on April 2th, I will place my business up for sale. I have not established an asking price as of yet as I have to evaluate the value for the inventory and sales literature and material.
Anyone who is interested or have any additional questions, please let me know by email. This is a great opportunity for anyone that wishes to get a great start in the fitness industry.
P.S. This also means I will definately not be competing in the Metrolina.
http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16126
http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17597
for the love of god someone kill this tard...
You're acting like a child, Vincent.
Don't get pissed at me because your Finaplix hookup turned sour.
I know your ways......you can't bullshit me like you do with the forum.
DIV
I know DIV's real life identity. He's not a rat, that's for damn sure.
It is good of you to stick up for your friend, but it is easy to see that DIV is not on the up and up.
I know DIV's real life identity. He's not a rat, that's for damn sure.
I know who he is but he's still a fucking rat. He basically aired out information that I personally told him via Personal Message. Can't keep his mouth shut.
That's ok because I have a new announcement to make this weekend that will stun everyone. And its not what you think......
why the f**k do I always find classic threads like this by our resident retard when my internet minutes are about to run out
in any event Vince is most likely some NFL teams assistant bukkake receptacle, taking in loads from the team when they get horny on the road.
good luck vince and to be safe remember to saran wrap your face
I know who he is but he's still a fucking rat. He basically aired out information that I personally told him via Personal Message. Can't keep his mouth shut.
That's ok because I have a new announcement to make this weekend that will stun everyone. And its not what you think......
If your coming out of the closet, I dont think it will stun anyone
seriously though ppl, this weekend akak saturday is april fools so take anything Jumbo Nippleitus says with a grain of cayenne pepper
?
Most NFL trainers are actually DOCTORS...
College Football Coaches salaries (Not NFL)
-Oklahoma's Bob Stoops, $2 million
-Texas's Mack Brown, $1.45 million
-Nebraska's Frank Solich, $1.1 million
-Texas A&M's R.C. Slocum, $1.02 million
Yeah Vince, for 20k a year you just might not be their strength coach. Did you sign any paperwork? Health or Insurance forms? Did they actually offer you a job?
:-X
I know who he is but he's still a fucking rat. He basically aired out information that I personally told him via Personal Message. Can't keep his mouth shut.
That's ok because I have a new announcement to make this weekend that will stun everyone. And its not what you think......
Which team?
Speak on this and keep it real (for once). ::)
DIV
This thread is Getbig gold
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Now, whilst not wanting to be seen to support Vince, I must say that DIV is full of shit
The Magic Stick was always an IGF product, shit, its not as if 'Venobhead Vince' never discussed the fucking thing, jesus, just run a search here using the string 'magic stick igf', lord, for the tards here, here is the fucking link: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=43527.0
Vince even refers to the fucking dose (60mcg I believe?)
fucking lazy spic cunt
This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......do we care or do you think we care?
April Fools Day!!!!
I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing?? Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.
This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business. Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it. I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice
This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.
You started this "joke" about a week ago you dunce cunt.
Thats not an april fools joke.
Not to mention the fact that basically all and sundry were hesitant to believe you ::)
You started this "joke" about a week ago you dunce cunt.
Thats not an april fools joke.
Not to mention the fact that basically all and sundry were hesitant to believe you ::)
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......
April Fools Day!!!!
I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing?? Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.
This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business. Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it. I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice
This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.
Oh, come on, you actually believe the fight thing? ::)
I'm sure it's a publicity stunt just like this was.
Well I don't think there will be a fight cause vince is too much of a pussy to show up, maybe he will prove me wrong. After all, he has a secret "fighting history"
Well I don't think there will be a fight cause vince is too much of a pussy to show up, maybe he will prove me wrong. After all, he has a secret "fighting history"the only thing Vince fights is his daily urge to suck dick and 95 percent of the time he loses.
the only thing Vince fights is his daily urge to suck dick and 95 percent of the time he loses.
the only thing Vince fights is his daily urge to suck dick and 95 percent of the time he loses.
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......
April Fools Day!!!!
I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing?? Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.
This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business. Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it. I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice
This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.
Hahahaha...great joke Vince, you eventually fooled all of us :D
Vince is no fool. The attention that this thread brought to his business is probably going to put an extra $60,000 in his pocket.
Vince is no fool. The attention that this thread brought to his business is probably going to put an extra $60,000 in his pocket.
Hi Vince.
but everyone here thinks he's a joke. why would anyone buy his stuff because of this thread?
Ok folks, today its April 1st so time to say......Um an April Fools joke is where others actualy beleive it..you dumb cu nt ::)
April Fools Day!!!!
I've already worked for the Falcons doing security work, why give up a good thing?? Also I would never sell the business to take a lousy 20K.
This is the 2nd time I've played this joke about me selling the business. Thank you to 240 for helping out in the antics and to everyone else who was in on it. I didn't think I could pull the same thing twice
This of course means my original plans to compete are still on.
Um an April Fools joke is where others actualy beleive it..you dumb cu nt ::)
looking up the historical archives? ;Dhaha yes , felt like a laugh so went back in time.
Oh lord....I never knew the history behind this Vince characterMate Ill bump some of the other shite he has posted over the years , it will have you in tears of laughter how deluded this twunt is
the BB pics...the NFL training....the Wrestling.....business owner
this guy is such a bottom feeder and twit.....insecure and needing gratiiction......speaks so much shit its scary
I can see now why so many pay it on thick......the dude is a lost-case
Mate Ill bump some of the other shite he has posted over the years , it will have you in tears of laughter how deluded this twunt is
Maybe you should get a life ::)hahaha says the guy who is so deluded he lives in a fantasy world and makes shit up beleiving it to be true..nice thread title change btw porchie ;D
And this Vince dude is paying out on such people as Steve Namat.........hahahahahaI think he is payed to troll , noone could be deluded as this fuka ???
Steve has more muscle in one tricep than this sad sack
Steve = IFBB......Vince = really a nobody with a DELUSIONAL opinion that he has some physique.....to get up on stage with that body says a lot about his confidence, but it does not in any way translate into a body that should be anywhere near a stage.....if you didnt know the story, you would think its a skit from Saturday Night Live or something.....
I just about passed out laughing when I saw the original post where he says he has been hired by an NFL team as a trainer.
In other news Phil Ivey has hired me to coach him in poker ::) ::) ::)
"Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position. You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!! Come on folks, lets be serious. I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something."
What he meant was he was going to be the assistant to the assistant trainer. Pick up weights, clean the mirrors, etc......the janitor and offsider and errand boy.
That was for the story. We now know there was no such position because Goodrum can bullshit all day long. Thanks to the archives for the laugh.
Vince is up for consideration for the University of Florida head coaching job.