Author Topic: WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk (Read 31920 times)

sarcasm · « **Reply #100 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:28:08 PM »

Quote from: JMentis on March 25, 2006, 04:11:07 PM

What team???

the Brokeback Mountain Barebacks.

onlyme · « **Reply #101 on:** March 25, 2006, 07:47:29 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 25, 2006, 04:28:08 PM

the Brokeback Mountain Barebacks.

Thats a good one.

Quote from: gibberj2 on March 25, 2006, 10:35:10 AM

I am begging you all. Tell me please what is a magic stick. please.

It is a stick that Vince came up with. He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass. He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid. He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture. When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean. And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean. He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage. That is what the Magic Stick is

dknole · « **Reply #102 on:** March 25, 2006, 07:53:11 PM »

dude, better go get your self a true degree or certification such as the CSCS (www.nsca-lift.org) because that is all that the head coaches and head trainers want, swince more than likely you do not have the years of football experience and in-depth knowledge of sport periodization and player specific training, prehab, rehab and how to integrate with an in-season, off-season and the medical staff... And 20k? Geesh, my friends in the NFL make much more than that... Heck a few started out in MLB with 60k salaries as an Asst. strength coach.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #103 on:** March 25, 2006, 07:55:06 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 25, 2006, 07:47:29 PM

Thats a good one.

It is a stick that Vince came up with. He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass. He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid. He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture. When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean. And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean. He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage. That is what the Magic Stick is

Something has gone terribly wrong in the world.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #104 on:** March 25, 2006, 09:29:24 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 25, 2006, 07:47:29 PM

It is a stick that Vince came up with. He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass. He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid. He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture. When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean. And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean. He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage. That is what the Magic Stick is

damn, Vincenzo "conetits" Goodrum brings the comedian out in everyone.

Adam Empire · « **Reply #105 on:** March 25, 2006, 10:22:37 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 25, 2006, 10:44:21 AM

Actually, "Cock Sucking Nobody" was originally coined by 240's buddy Bob Chick and the name stuck.

I guess it's better than being a CSS(omebody).

DIVISION · « **Reply #106 on:** March 26, 2006, 01:12:32 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 25, 2006, 10:43:01 AM

Some people say the Magic Stick is all hype and never really existed, but we all know better, right Vince?

Actually, what he was referring to by "Magic Stick" were the Finaplix cattle implants that are sold OTC. They contain Trenbolone which is a higly androgenic/anabolic compound, used mainly for hardening during pre-contest prep by bodybuilders.

Once he found out he couldn't secure a consistent Finaplix supplier for his website, he changed the meaning of "Magic Stick" to mean some new bullshit supplement that was coming to the market.

I called him on this awhile back. It's old news.

DIV

weedoutheweak · « **Reply #107 on:** March 26, 2006, 01:46:59 AM »

Quote from: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 01:12:32 AM

Actually, what he was referring to by "Magic Stick" were the Finaplix cattle implants that are sold OTC. They contain Trenbolone which is a higly androgenic/anabolic compound, used mainly for hardening during pre-contest prep by bodybuilders.

Once he found out he couldn't secure a consistent Finaplix supplier for his website, he changed the meaning of "Magic Stick" to mean some new bullshit supplement that was coming to the market.

I called him on this awhile back. It's old news.

DIV

Vince was really going to sell Finaplix on his website?

DIVISION · « **Reply #108 on:** March 26, 2006, 02:18:09 AM »

Quote from: weedoutheweak on March 26, 2006, 01:46:59 AM

Vince was really going to sell Finaplix on his website?

He was trying to find a reliable supplier, but it never came to pass.

That's what he said, at least.

Finaplix = The Magic Stick....

DIV

ALI G · « **Reply #109 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:56:54 AM »

me would like to offer you Vance Goddamn, twenty dolla's for da website. take it or leave it

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #110 on:** March 26, 2006, 10:20:35 AM »

Excluding the funny pictures and the stupid comments that he makes I want to applaud Vince on his efforts to be an entrepreneur. Granted that his company isn't successful but I applaud his effort. Many of us have 9-5 jobs and don't take the chance at striking out on our own. I think that Vince can handle the NFL job and still continue with his company. If as he stated it only take 1 hour per day then I don't see why he can't continue with it. If not he could hire high school kid or relative for 1-2 hours per day to pack and ship. This is all contingent on his profit margin being 25%+ over gross revenue.

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #111 on:** March 26, 2006, 10:34:02 AM »

Quote from: SUBTRACTION on March 26, 2006, 10:31:14 AM

If they're really sold over-the-counter, why would he have any trouble securing a supplier?

There's gotta be more to it.

Speak on this.

SUB

There not sold over the counter!!

DIVISION · « **Reply #112 on:** March 26, 2006, 11:46:16 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 26, 2006, 10:34:02 AM

There not sold over the counter!!

OTC to me is the same as being able to buy Finaplix over the internet without any documention.

I know for a fact because I've done it, and I don't raise cattle for a living.

Mr. Intenseone, don't speak on something you know nothing about.

Yes, Vince was trying to secure a line of Finaplix for his website.

No, he couldn't find a reliable supplier willing to sell to him.

Those are the facts.

DIV

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #113 on:** March 26, 2006, 11:58:33 AM »

Quote from: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 11:46:16 AM

Mr. Intenseone, don't speak on something you know nothing about.

DIV

And what don't I know about?

?

DIVISION · « **Reply #114 on:** March 26, 2006, 12:00:14 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 26, 2006, 11:58:33 AM

And what don't I know about??

You know shit about Vince's situation......nor about Finaplix's OTC status.

The shit is easy to get, you spoke out of your ass, I stepped on you.

DIV

DIVISION · « **Reply #115 on:** March 26, 2006, 12:07:21 PM »

Quote from: SUBTRACTION on March 26, 2006, 12:03:40 PM

If it's so easy to get, how come Vince couldn't get it?

Speak on this!

SUB

Ask him.......all this came from him, I didn't get specific with the shit.

I took him at his word, which is saying alot.

All I know is that if he could get it for less than the standard $315.00 per box, I'd probably have ordered it from him.

It's too bad he never came through.

DIV

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #116 on:** March 26, 2006, 12:09:04 PM »

Quote from: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 12:00:14 PM

You know shit about Vince's situation......nor about Finaplix's OTC status.

The shit is easy to get, you spoke out of your ass, I stepped on you.

DIV

LOL...okay..right!

weedoutheweak · « **Reply #117 on:** March 26, 2006, 01:29:41 PM »

It looks like Subtraction is Adding the facts? ! ? Think about it.

gordiano · « **Reply #118 on:** March 26, 2006, 01:35:29 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 25, 2006, 07:47:29 PM

Thats a good one.

It is a stick that Vince came up with. He dips the tip of it in Bee Pollen then shoves it up his ass. He says the bee pollen through a chemical process turns the shit lining the intestine into a kind of Super-steroid. He says it makes you feel great and you get huge results from it as you can see in his picture. When you pull the stick out the bee pollen is magically (hence the name Magic Stick) is clean. And at one expo where he was demonstrating this he actually licked the stick to show it was clean. He was kicked out of one show cause it appeared the bee pollen/shit mixture gave him such a high he started banging his ass on stage with the stick and they had to grab him and literally throw him off the stage. That is what the Magic Stick is

LOL! You got some imagination.....

Adam Empire · « **Reply #119 on:** March 26, 2006, 01:39:45 PM »

Can we stop arguing about the Vince's Magic Stick and get back to the original conversation - Making fun of Vince!

weedoutheweak · « **Reply #120 on:** March 26, 2006, 01:46:55 PM »

Quote from: Adam Empire on March 26, 2006, 01:39:45 PM

Can we stop arguing about the Vince's Magic Stick and get back to the original conversation - Making fun of Vince!

It's all related.

gibberj2 · « **Reply #121 on:** March 26, 2006, 02:04:32 PM »

ok... as most of you know despite having gained 40 pounds of muscle I don't look like much. But Vince juices, has trained for years and claims to be someone who knows something. Has anyone ever seen him looking decent onstage.

what. · « **Reply #122 on:** March 26, 2006, 04:53:59 PM »

torquemada · « **Reply #123 on:** March 26, 2006, 05:18:17 PM »

Quote from: gibberj2 on March 26, 2006, 02:04:32 PM

ok... as most of you know despite having gained 40 pounds of muscle I don't look like much. But Vince juices, has trained for years and claims to be someone who knows something. Has anyone ever seen him looking decent onstage.

Vince juices? Are you serious?

Adam Empire · « **Reply #124 on:** March 26, 2006, 06:00:06 PM »

Quote from: torquemada on March 26, 2006, 05:18:17 PM

Vince juices? Are you serious?

Minute Maid carb load.