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Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #125 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:02:31 PM »

Division, you don't know jack squat about "The Magic Stick" or the Fina deal at all.

First off, "The Magic Stick" is not Fina. Number two, I never had a problem with securing a distributor who sold Fina as its commercially available and would have made a great addition to my vet supplies. It was a matter of asswipes like you who run off at the mouth and talk too much as though the Feds don't monitor these websites.

As far as the Fina now mixed with estradiol, psst..that's easy to get rid of. Its just a matter of freezing and filtering. Something I will not teach you folks about since using and making steroids are illegal. You folks need to exercise and drinking Cell-Tech like the rest of the IFBB Pro's.

Now as far as salaries are concerned, you can believe what you wish but some people are full of shit. I pretty much know what the head strength coach is making and its not much more then me. Strength Coaches, nutritionist, and trainers are a dime a dozen and I now know that. Unless you're on the field taking people or one of the "HEAD COACHES" forget about the big bucks

Special Ed · « **Reply #126 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:04:58 PM »

That's a bunch of nonsense that the Team Strength Coach is barely making more than you. You're making 20K. No NFL strength coach is making less than 100K. That's not close.

Special "240 or not" Ed

240 is Back · « **Reply #127 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:09:06 PM »

That's a bunch of nonsense that the Team Strength Coach is barely making more than you. You're making 20K. No NFL strength coach is making less than 100K. That's not close.

- 240 or "Perpetuating the rumors that I'm Special" Ed

240 is Back · « **Reply #128 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:09:39 PM »

Special Ed · « **Reply #129 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:11:57 PM »

DIVISION · « **Reply #130 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 26, 2006, 07:02:31 PM

Division, you don't know jack squat about "The Magic Stick" or the Fina deal at all.

First off, "The Magic Stick" is not Fina. Number two, I never had a problem with securing a distributor who sold Fina as its commercially available and would have made a great addition to my vet supplies. It was a matter of asswipes like you who run off at the mouth and talk too much as though the Feds don't monitor these websites.

As far as the Fina now mixed with estradiol, psst..that's easy to get rid of. Its just a matter of freezing and filtering. Something I will not teach you folks about since using and making steroids are illegal. You folks need to exercise and drinking Cell-Tech like the rest of the IFBB Pro's.

Jesus, Vincent.....

The Finaplix was your "magic stick" whether you choose to admit it or not.

You still don't know shit about AAS.

There are a couple different variations of the Finaplix out on the market.

One is straight Trenbolone pellets.

One has estradiol added to it.

One has progesterone added to it.

Me discussing Finaplix won't make it easier or harder to get. It's a vet drug that is sold OTC and freely over the internet.

CellTech is a joke, just like your bodybuilding placings.

Like posing to DMX........gay.

DIV

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #131 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:19:14 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on March 26, 2006, 07:04:58 PM

That's a bunch of nonsense that the Team Strength Coach is barely making more than you. You're making 20K. No NFL strength coach is making less than 100K. That's not close.

Special "240 or not" Ed

The salary caps are a bitch. I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore. When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training. Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care. I'll do my job as though I was making 200k.

So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass. Shut the fuck up when grown folks are talking, junior.

Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.

Special Ed · « **Reply #132 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 26, 2006, 07:19:14 PM

The salary caps are a bitch. I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore. When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training. Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care. I'll do my job as though I was making 200k.

So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass. Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.

Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.

$20,000 Meltdown

DIVISION · « **Reply #133 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:27:04 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 26, 2006, 07:19:14 PM

The salary caps are a bitch. I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore. When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training. Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care. I'll do my job as though I was making 200k.

So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass. Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.

Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.

Go to bed, Vincent......

You're acting like a moody child.....

If you'd actually used the Finaplix instead of just talking about it, you wouldn't have these issues.

DIV

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #134 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:31:02 PM »

Quote from: DIVISION on March 26, 2006, 07:27:04 PM

Go to bed, Vincent......

You're acting like a moody child.....

If you'd actually used the Finaplix instead of just talking about it, you wouldn't have these issues.

DIV

I don't have to answer to you. You can't keep your mouth shut about jack squat and have to run around acting like you know something when you don't. That's obvious by the 11992 post you have

DIVISION · « **Reply #135 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:33:42 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 26, 2006, 07:31:02 PM

I don't have to answer to you. You can't keep your mouth shut about jack squat and have to run around acting like you know something when you don't. That's obvious by the 11992 post you have

You're acting like a child, Vincent.

Don't get pissed at me because your Finaplix hookup turned sour.

I know your ways......you can't bullshit me like you do with the forum.

DIV

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #136 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:34:17 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 25, 2006, 10:17:05 AM

Good gig if you can get it.................BUT.. ..I remember you saying that you have trained some pro athletes and UFC fighters (if i'm wrong let me know) my question is this, why not try for an athlete in the NFL and train him?......pre-season training for that one athlete for 3-4 months pays more than $20k. Having a athlete that YOU have trained will carry you farther than an assistant trainer if that athlete is successful DURING the season.

BTW, an NFL team WILL NOT hire anyone without a degree in the related field. Most strength and conditioning coaches are physical therapists and have some sort of degree in sports medicine or exercise physiology!

VINCE, read my post. No team in the NFL will hire a strength and conditioning coach without credentials and a resume a mile long. I do know they don't pay much, but the head conditioning coach is pulling in a good six figures. One of the physical therapists I send my athletes to used to be the assistant shrength and conditioning coach for the Broncos, he told me his salary was only $16k but that was in 1988 but the head strength coach was around $75K and that was 18 years ago.

HowieW · « **Reply #137 on:** March 26, 2006, 07:37:50 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 24, 2006, 06:14:51 PM

The other year it was an April Fools day joke but this one is the real deal this time. Someone pointed out my post from last year when I was doing security work for the Falcons and although I wasn't hired by them, it was one of the key reasons as to landing the spot because one of the folks there gave me a hook-up.

Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position. You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!! Come on folks, lets be serious. I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something.

Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL !!! and its an opportunity to learn a lot and to either move up the ladder or re-start a new consulting business after a few years with some impressive credentials. Besides, it'll be a pretty cool position and I'll get to travel to all the games and work on the sidelines. Plus since my room and bed plus meals are paid for, I'll be able to save up a lot of money. Besides, I'll also be at all the teams events and parties.

So to all you haters out there, kiss my ass.

Vince, if you really are in on the ground floor of the NFL , even as asst trainer, well good for ya man.
I wish you well and hope this is not BS becuase what bennefit could there be to talking crap to a bunch of annonymous
muscle heads.
Good luck, Howard in Ga.

Any chance you can help me score some discount season tickets?

what. · « **Reply #138 on:** March 26, 2006, 08:23:08 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 26, 2006, 07:19:14 PM

The salary caps are a bitch. I'm sure some old timer is making that but not anymore. When you're trying to save money, the first place to start is admin and training. Now, that may make me cheap labor but I don't care. I'll do my job as though I was making 200k.

So Special Ed, hop your ass back on the "Special Bus" and stop talking out your ass. Shut the f**k up when grown folks are talking, junior.

Vince "Owning Special Ed's Ass like a Japanese Prostitute" Goodrum, CSN, CPT, ATC,...and NFL.

You fucking idiot. Do you know how the salary cap works? For starters, it's at about $85 million right now. So obviously $100 K isn't going to be a "bitch." Second, the salary cap DOES NOT APPLY TO COACHES. And yes, they are making a helluva lot more money than you. At my college, the University of Maryland, the head S&C coach made $80,000 in 2002. This is for a second tier college football team mind you. An NFL coach must at least be making 1.5 times that.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #139 on:** March 26, 2006, 08:28:43 PM »

The plot thickens. Was Vince screwed during salary negotiations, or is everyone else misinformed

leland000 · « **Reply #140 on:** March 26, 2006, 09:55:11 PM »

LOL your understanding of the salary cap might be the stupidest sh*t I've ever seen.....

You say "I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer"
Please elaborate?
WTF does that "MFT" after your name stand for Marriage and Family Therapist?

I think you are seriously confused as to what you've actually been hired to do. For example I'll use a college program....
The University of Miami has a 5 person staff (full time), 7 graduate assistant trainers, and a # of student trainers who are majoring in that field.
Here are their titles and qualifications........
1. Scott McGonagle - Head Athletic Trainer
McGonagle's extensive experience includes thirteen seasons as head athletic trainer at the University of Tulsa from 1982 to 1995 and head athletic trainer in 1981-82 at Crowley (Texas) High School. McGonagle began his collegiate athletics career as a student trainer at the University of Kansas from 1977-1980. During that time, McGonagle worked as a student athletic trainer for the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1978, 1979 and 1981 seasons. He attended the University of Kansas and received his bachelor of science in Physical Education in 1980. He later graduated from the University of Arizona in 1981 with his master's of science in Athletic Training.

2. Kevin Blaske - Associate Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Biology from Missouri Southern State College M.S. in Sports Management from the University of Tulsa.
Specializations: Shoulder and Elbow injury evaluation and rehabilitation
Special Interests/Achievements: worked in minor league baseball for 5 years and worked with the Continental Basketball Association for 2 years.

3. Corey Bennett - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Exercise and Sport Sciences from University of Florida. M.S. in Sports Health Science from Life University.
Specializations: Rehabilitation and Injury Tracking Software.
Other Interests/Achievements: Worked in NFL for 4 years with the Buffalo Bills.

4. Garrick Edwards - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education:
2003 M.E. in Sports Medicine University of Miami, Coral Gables, FL
2000 B.S. in Kinesiology Kansas State University, Manhattan, KS
Edwards joined the Hurricanes in 2003 after spending the 2002-03 season as an assistant athletic trainer for the NFL's New England Patriots. Prior to his tint with the Patriots, Edwards served as a graduate assistant athletic trainer at the University of Miami from 2000-02. Edwards, who received his master's degree from the University of Miami in 2002, assisted with the football program, and worked extensively with the men's and women's track teams. Edwards received his Bachelor's Degree from Kansas State University in 2000. While pursuing his degree Edwards worked as a student athletic trainer for the Wildcats, working with the men's basketall and football teams. In addition, Edwards served as a student athletic trainer for the NFL's Denver Broncos during the summers of 1998 and 1999.

5. Jennifer Lister - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education
2004 M.S. Ed. Sports Medicine University of Miami Coral Gables, Fla.
2002 B.S. in Athletic Training University of Pittsburgh Pittsburgh, Pa.

What experience do you have? What are your qualifications?

leland000 · « **Reply #141 on:** March 26, 2006, 09:59:21 PM »

This is right off of an application from San Diego St...........
I'm sure the same experience level and qualifications would be required by the NFL?

QUALIFICATIONS: Bachelor’s degree in Exercises Sciences (Anatomy, Exercise Physiology, Biomechanics, Nutrition) is required. Minimum of two years’ experience with NFL or Division I Athletic Department in athletic strength and conditioning program design and supervision. Must have knowledge in Olympic-style lifting exercises and experience in principles of athletic training and injury rehabilitation. Must have demonstrated ability to work successfully with coaches, administrative staff, and support staff. Possess effective interpersonal skills. Ability to establish and maintain effective working relationships on campus and in the community. Desire and ability to work within the philosophy of the Department of Athletics, the University, the conferences, and the NCAA.

SPECIALIZED REQUIREMENTS: Certification as Strength and Conditioning Specialist is required. Candidates selected for interview will be required to present a 10-minute unedited video giving their version of a flexibility plyometric exercise program. Must have experience with Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Word.

PREFERRED QUALIFICATIONS: Master’s degree preferred.

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #142 on:** March 26, 2006, 10:10:31 PM »

Quote from: leland000 on March 26, 2006, 09:55:11 PM

LOL your understanding of the salary cap might be the stupidest sh*t I've ever seen.....

You say "I've recently been hired by an NFL football team as a trainer"
Please elaborate?
WTF does that "MFT" after your name stand for Marriage and Family Therapist?

I think you are seriously confused as to what you've actually been hired to do. For example I'll use a college program....
The University of Miami has a 5 person staff (full time), 7 graduate assistant trainers, and a # of student trainers who are majoring in that field.
Here are their titles and qualifications........
1. Scott McGonagle - Head Athletic Trainer
McGonagle's extensive experience includes thirteen seasons as head athletic trainer at the University of Tulsa from 1982 to 1995 and head athletic trainer in 1981-82 at Crowley (Texas) High School. McGonagle began his collegiate athletics career as a student trainer at the University of Kansas from 1977-1980. During that time, McGonagle worked as a student athletic trainer for the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1978, 1979 and 1981 seasons. He attended the University of Kansas and received his bachelor of science in Physical Education in 1980. He later graduated from the University of Arizona in 1981 with his master's of science in Athletic Training.

2. Kevin Blaske - Associate Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Biology from Missouri Southern State College M.S. in Sports Management from the University of Tulsa.
Specializations: Shoulder and Elbow injury evaluation and rehabilitation
Special Interests/Achievements: worked in minor league baseball for 5 years and worked with the Continental Basketball Association for 2 years.

3. Corey Bennett - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education: B.S. in Exercise and Sport Sciences from University of Florida. M.S. in Sports Health Science from Life University.
Specializations: Rehabilitation and Injury Tracking Software.
Other Interests/Achievements: Worked in NFL for 4 years with the Buffalo Bills.

4. Garrick Edwards - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education:
2003 M.E. in Sports Medicine University of Miami, Coral Gables, FL
2000 B.S. in Kinesiology Kansas State University, Manhattan, KS
Edwards joined the Hurricanes in 2003 after spending the 2002-03 season as an assistant athletic trainer for the NFL's New England Patriots. Prior to his tint with the Patriots, Edwards served as a graduate assistant athletic trainer at the University of Miami from 2000-02. Edwards, who received his master's degree from the University of Miami in 2002, assisted with the football program, and worked extensively with the men's and women's track teams. Edwards received his Bachelor's Degree from Kansas State University in 2000. While pursuing his degree Edwards worked as a student athletic trainer for the Wildcats, working with the men's basketall and football teams. In addition, Edwards served as a student athletic trainer for the NFL's Denver Broncos during the summers of 1998 and 1999.

5. Jennifer Lister - Assistant Athletic Trainer
Education
2004 M.S. Ed. Sports Medicine University of Miami Coral Gables, Fla.
2002 B.S. in Athletic Training University of Pittsburgh Pittsburgh, Pa.

What experience do you have? What are your qualifications?

This is what I've been trying to tell him!

Special Ed · « **Reply #143 on:** March 26, 2006, 10:41:00 PM »

Quote from: what. on March 26, 2006, 08:23:08 PM

You fucking idiot. Do you know how the salary cap works? For starters, it's at about $85 million right now. So obviously $100 K isn't going to be a "bitch." Second, the salary cap DOES NOT APPLY TO COACHES. And yes, they are making a helluva lot more money than you. At my college, the University of Maryland, the head S&C coach made $80,000 in 2002. This is for a second tier college football team mind you. An NFL coach must at least be making 1.5 times that.

Tell Dwight Special Ed says Hi!

Special "Ellicott Hall" Ed

weedoutheweak · « **Reply #144 on:** March 26, 2006, 10:54:05 PM »

Quote from: what. on March 26, 2006, 08:23:08 PM

You fucking idiot. Do you know how the salary cap works? For starters, it's at about $85 million right now. So obviously $100 K isn't going to be a "bitch." Second, the salary cap DOES NOT APPLY TO COACHES. And yes, they are making a helluva lot more money than you. At my college, the University of Maryland, the head S&C coach made $80,000 in 2002. This is for a second tier college football team mind you. An NFL coach must at least be making 1.5 times that.

College Football Coaches salaries (Not NFL)

-Oklahoma's Bob Stoops, $2 million

-Texas's Mack Brown, $1.45 million

-Nebraska's Frank Solich, $1.1 million

-Texas A&M's R.C. Slocum, $1.02 million

Yeah Vince, for 20k a year you just might not be their strength coach. Did you sign any paperwork? Health or Insurance forms? Did they actually offer you a job?

240 is Back · « **Reply #145 on:** March 26, 2006, 11:08:00 PM »

I think that Mack Brown may have just gotten a pay raise- I remember seeing on espn that he just signed a new contract after winning rose bowl that he was now the highest paid coach in the nation.

weedoutheweak · « **Reply #146 on:** March 26, 2006, 11:20:24 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 26, 2006, 11:08:00 PM

I think that Mack Brown may have just gotten a pay raise- I remember seeing on espn that he just signed a new contract after winning rose bowl that he was now the highest paid coach in the nation.

How is this possible 240? Vince said earlier that the NFL doesn't pay their coaches very much. How could any coach make money !? !?

If I had to guess: I would say some of the guys that work for whatever team that was practicing on whatever field that Vince does security for were just jacking w/ him. Poor Vince is going to show up for a job that doesn't exist.

onlyme · « **Reply #147 on:** March 27, 2006, 12:00:42 AM »

I think our coach here at UH makes around $400,000 a year plus incentives (which every coach in America has) that can put him over a million.

240 is Back · « **Reply #148 on:** March 27, 2006, 04:12:01 AM »

The University of Texas announced Wednesday that the UT System Board of Regents has approved a deal in which UT football coach Mack Brown's current contract -- which pays him $2.017 million annually -- will be replaced with the 10-year deal that will pay him $2.159 million in 2005 and $100,000 more than that amount each year through the 10 year term of the contract.

The new contract is the fourth most lucrative one for a college football coach. Only Bob Stoops at Oklahoma ($2.3 million), the departing Nick Saban at LSU ($2.3 million) and Tommy Tuberville at Auburn ($2.28 million) make more than Brown. Due to one-time $1.6 million bonus he received on his 53rd birthday this past August, Brown was the highest paid college coach in 2004 with earnings $3.6 million.

sarcasm · « **Reply #149 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:31:42 AM »

Quote from: weedoutheweak on March 26, 2006, 11:20:24 PM

How is this possible 240? Vince said earlier that the NFL doesn't pay their coaches very much. How could any coach make money !? !?

If I had to guess: I would say some of the guys that work for whatever team that was practicing on whatever field that Vince does security for were just jacking w/ him. Poor Vince is going to show up for a job that doesn't exist.

that's easy, college football is more popular than the NFL.