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Title: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Slapper on November 17, 2016, 06:56:54 PM
Would you know what to do? Where to go? What to avoid? In light of Clapper's recent resignation (and the real reason he's resigning, which is not good, meaning Trump is really going to up the ante in terms of dealing with terrorists) I've been reading up on the subject of a potential nuke going off in downtown Manhattan (where I work). As I understood it, this is what needs to be done (if you make it past the initial blast):

1. Once the nuke explodes, lay down immediately without looking directly at the blast light;
2. Once down, immediately start counting the seconds it takes for the blast to dim out and how long it takes the air blast to reach your location;
3. As of today, our only beef is with Mohammed's disciples, hence the bomb will most likely be less than 10 kilotons, which means that unless you're within 5 miles of the blast center, you have a fighting chance (if you're within the critical area, you're toast... literally);
4. Take a second to look outside and notice the color of the top of the mushroom cloud. If a distinct mushroom shape with a dark top, the fallout will be severe as a lot of dust was picked up and turned highly radioactive, which means you better get home FAST;
5. Since I'm assuming I will be out of the detonation zone and that Mohammed will not miss his 42nd street nš 5 train stop, my next step is to go down to the underground levels and walk the Path tunnel to Jersey City (since the prevalent winds in NYC blow in a SW->NE direction);
6. Get on anything that moves and drive/ride in a westerly direction for about 15 miles and north to the Tappan Zee bridge, all the while ensuring the wind direction is still blowing in a SW->NE direction;
7. As soon as you get to your home, make sure everyone is accounted for and be ready to hunker down for the long haul, as a nuke in NYC would surely bring the city to total collapse for at least a year.

Would you know what to do?
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: SF1900 on November 17, 2016, 07:04:21 PM
Id go to Goodrums. He is most likely building a bomb shelter or underground tunnel for escape.

Id bring Fitness Frenzy with me.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Kwon on November 17, 2016, 07:07:24 PM
I'd head to Tristan and Vissy's
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: AbrahamG on November 17, 2016, 08:44:28 PM
I'd head to Tristan and Vissy's

I'd go to Australia, train with Lee Priest and then go take a communal shit on Booty's tits.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 17, 2016, 09:22:28 PM
Not sure. Seal Beach Naval Base is about a mile and half from my house and the Port of LA is about 8-10 miles. Both would probably be targets for attack. Since I'm not leaving here there is probably nothing I can do.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Master Blaster on November 17, 2016, 09:41:20 PM
Start robbing toilet paper from Walmarts.

Trade in all currency for $1 dollar bills  and/or ammo.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Slapper on November 18, 2016, 03:38:31 AM
Not sure. Seal Beach Naval Base is about a mile and half from my house and the Port of LA is about 8-10 miles. Both would probably be targets for attack. Since I'm not leaving here there is probably nothing I can do.

Good news is that if an attack were to happen, it would be a single event and its goal would most likely be killing as most people as possible, which means downtowns, malls, stadiums, et cetera.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Yamcha on November 18, 2016, 03:58:59 AM
Good news is that if an attack were to happen, it would be a single event and its goal would most likely be killing as most people as possible, which means downtowns, malls, stadiums, et cetera.

Yes, good news...

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Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: phreak on November 18, 2016, 04:08:32 AM
I live in a small town. If a nuclear bomb went off here, my first action would be to disperse my body over several square miles.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 04:44:10 AM
Todays nuclear bombs are thermonuclear... 100x more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb.  You would not "go" anywhere... you would be vaporized on the spot you are standing.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: CalvinH on November 18, 2016, 05:15:07 AM
Die
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 18, 2016, 05:34:26 AM
Die

X2
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: falco on November 18, 2016, 06:42:10 AM
If a nuclear bomb explodes there is no what if. All is gone.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: milone79 on November 18, 2016, 06:43:05 AM
Todays nuclear bombs are thermonuclear... 100x more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb.  You would not "go" anywhere... you would be vaporized on the spot you are standing.

nuclear bombs are a hoax
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 06:50:42 AM
nuclear bombs are a hoax

and the earth is flat.

 ::)
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: milone79 on November 18, 2016, 06:52:33 AM
and the earth is flat.

 ::)

strawman .....nice try phaggot

http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/

Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: SF1900 on November 18, 2016, 06:55:12 AM
strawman .....nice try phaggot

http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/



Yup, that's solid evidence lol haha
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 07:01:27 AM
strawman .....nice try phaggot

http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/

Unbelievable.  YouTube retards are owning your mind.

My dad was an Army officer and witnessed several nuke bomb tests... I guess he was lying to me all this time.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: phreak on November 18, 2016, 07:03:36 AM
nuclear bombs are a hoax

They are Oprah queefs.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: oldschoolfan on November 18, 2016, 07:04:51 AM
ask the japanese if they are real or not morons
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: milone79 on November 18, 2016, 07:15:48 AM
Unbelievable.  YouTube retards are owning your mind.

My dad was an Army officer and witnessed several nuke bomb tests... I guess he was lying to me all this time.

sure he did...he witnessed what his superiors told him he was witnessing.....not nuclear explosions
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: milone79 on November 18, 2016, 07:23:48 AM
http://mileswmathis.com/trinity.pdf

Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: WannaBePro on November 18, 2016, 07:54:02 AM
strawman .....nice try phaggot

http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/



LOL I had no idea nuke deniers existed. This is goofier than the moon hoax lunatics  ;D
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Erik C on November 18, 2016, 08:12:26 AM
http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/

Napalm carpet bombing won't produce a mushroom cloud that emanates from one ground spot as the Hiroshima attack photos show.

Better stories about the Bomb being fake have been written as novels, such as THE JESUS FACTOR by Edwin Corley
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Kwon on November 18, 2016, 08:29:22 AM
If a nuclear bomb explodes there is no what if. All is gone.

Unless you head to Tristan and Vissy's , where Wiccan powers protect you.

Radioactive Waves and Nuclear energy have no power there.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2016, 08:37:34 AM
Todays nuclear bombs are thermonuclear... 100x more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb.  You would not "go" anywhere... you would be vaporized on the spot you are standing.

I did not know that. That being said I'm going to have to with "die".
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: illuminati on November 18, 2016, 08:53:22 AM
I'd be dead.. :'(
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 09:41:02 AM
sure he did...he witnessed what his superiors told him he was witnessing.....not nuclear explosions

He was the superior.

You are an idiot supreme.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 09:55:35 AM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--vTuCib1J--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18cenqfab2yucjpg.jpg)

If 800 KT bomb hit NY city:

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Comparison to Hiroshima size bomb:

(https://ratical.org/radiation/NuclearExtinction/DPNE-SStarr2015-10az.jpg)
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Taffin on November 18, 2016, 09:59:10 AM
LOL I had no idea nuke deniers existed. This is goofier than the moon hoax lunatics  ;D

Nor me.  But then again, until today I had no idea about the 'modern day pterosaur' truth movement (oh brother)

(http://cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/2961968590e45f78.jpg)
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Ruffian on November 18, 2016, 10:32:01 AM
strawman .....nice try phaggot

http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/



Holy crap, after visiting that site, I realized Wiggs is a very rational human being.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: milone79 on November 18, 2016, 10:49:10 AM
He was the superior.

You are an idiot supreme.

lol sure he was...:-D   sure he was
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: mass243 on November 18, 2016, 11:55:46 AM

When I was in army we were taught to dig a foxhole, wear our rain gear and grab a branch from spruce and sweep off the radioactive particles with it from ourselves and all the equipment  8)

Even learned what you can eat from nature in area impacted by the strike to minimize the build up of radioactive stuff in your system for maximum time.

Don't know if we would have lived for long though  :D
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: milone79 on November 18, 2016, 12:07:41 PM
When I was in army we were taught to dig a foxhole, wear our rain gear and grab a branch from spruce and sweep off the radioactive particles with it from ourselves and all the equipment  8)

Even learned what you can eat from nature in area impacted by the strike to minimize the build up of radioactive stuff in your system for maximum time.

Don't know if we would have lived for long though  :D


haha did they ever bring up the fact as to why Hiroshima and Nagasaki are not still dead zones from all the fallout??
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: mass243 on November 18, 2016, 12:34:07 PM

haha did they ever bring up the fact as to why Hiroshima and Nagasaki are not still dead zones from all the fallout??

No.
Would it be that the nuclear bombs contained relatively small amounts of radioactive substance, and even from that only portion would undergo nuclear fission plus bombs were exploded way above the earth surface which would disperse the radioactive substance
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 02:12:32 PM
lol sure he was...:-D   sure he was

Idiot extraordinaire.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: ratherbebig on November 18, 2016, 02:43:44 PM
"What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town"

i wont go back there anytime soon
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Core on November 18, 2016, 04:05:01 PM
I did not know that. That being said I'm going to have to with "die".

Sarcasm I hope? Are people that naive about the power of atomic weapons?
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: ratherbebig on November 18, 2016, 04:42:01 PM
i dont know about you guys, but im prepared!

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Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Slapper on November 18, 2016, 08:09:29 PM
Guys, at this point, the kind of outright hostility that would end up with a multi-megaton nuke (like a Tsar Bomba) right smack in the center of Midtown Manhattan is basically nonexistent. The worst that could potentially happen is that Kim Jong-un has a bad day and decides to land one in LA. At this point in time, this isn't even a worse case scenario, it's beyond that. If something were to happen, if at all, it would come from Islamic terrorists and it would come in the form of one or two small nukes, 5kt each at most. Don't get me wrong, a 5 kiloton nuke would create a nice crater around Times Square, but it wouldn't relocate the island of Manhattan into New Jersey (God Forbid!).

If anything were to happen, it would be a small nuke in Midtown, power would go out, traffic would come to a standstill and there would be massive casualties from the fallout. Best bet, for New Yorkers, would be to walk to NJ and take it from there (unless the military cordons off the island before you make it to the other side).

Honestly, knowing how fucked up in the head these ISIS fighters are... that they would love to see an American city nuked to ground is an understatement. What pisses me OFF to no end is to know virtually NO American city has nuclear emergency contingency plans in place just in case one of these fuckers slips one by customs. I mean, we have 3 Mile Island and Indian Point a stone-throw away, and there HAVE been incidents in the past, which makes it even worse.

Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Erik C on November 18, 2016, 08:16:06 PM
Let's hope the next home town that gets nuked is mecca!
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Slapper on November 18, 2016, 08:23:35 PM
Let's hope the next home town that gets nuked is mecca!

I would definitely drop a Tsar Bomba there.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 18, 2016, 09:07:52 PM
Duck and cover!
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 18, 2016, 11:04:29 PM
Crack me one off, then calmly walk into the abyss.
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: illuminati on November 18, 2016, 11:15:38 PM
Let's hope the next home town that gets nuked is mecca!







This X1,000,000,000,000 +
Title: Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
Post by: Tapeworm on November 18, 2016, 11:37:10 PM
Do u find your thoughts often drift to catastrophic doomsday scenarios?  Does the fantasy have a good end?  Do you escape death and become the leader of a gang of marauders who wreak havoc upon the tri-state area?