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What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« on: November 17, 2016, 06:56:54 PM »
Would you know what to do? Where to go? What to avoid? In light of Clapper's recent resignation (and the real reason he's resigning, which is not good, meaning Trump is really going to up the ante in terms of dealing with terrorists) I've been reading up on the subject of a potential nuke going off in downtown Manhattan (where I work). As I understood it, this is what needs to be done (if you make it past the initial blast):

1. Once the nuke explodes, lay down immediately without looking directly at the blast light;
2. Once down, immediately start counting the seconds it takes for the blast to dim out and how long it takes the air blast to reach your location;
3. As of today, our only beef is with Mohammed's disciples, hence the bomb will most likely be less than 10 kilotons, which means that unless you're within 5 miles of the blast center, you have a fighting chance (if you're within the critical area, you're toast... literally);
4. Take a second to look outside and notice the color of the top of the mushroom cloud. If a distinct mushroom shape with a dark top, the fallout will be severe as a lot of dust was picked up and turned highly radioactive, which means you better get home FAST;
5. Since I'm assuming I will be out of the detonation zone and that Mohammed will not miss his 42nd street nº 5 train stop, my next step is to go down to the underground levels and walk the Path tunnel to Jersey City (since the prevalent winds in NYC blow in a SW->NE direction);
6. Get on anything that moves and drive/ride in a westerly direction for about 15 miles and north to the Tappan Zee bridge, all the while ensuring the wind direction is still blowing in a SW->NE direction;
7. As soon as you get to your home, make sure everyone is accounted for and be ready to hunker down for the long haul, as a nuke in NYC would surely bring the city to total collapse for at least a year.

Would you know what to do?

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2016, 07:04:21 PM »
Id go to Goodrums. He is most likely building a bomb shelter or underground tunnel for escape.

Id bring Fitness Frenzy with me.
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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2016, 07:07:24 PM »
I'd head to Tristan and Vissy's
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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2016, 08:44:28 PM »
I'd head to Tristan and Vissy's

I'd go to Australia, train with Lee Priest and then go take a communal shit on Booty's tits.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2016, 09:22:28 PM »
Not sure. Seal Beach Naval Base is about a mile and half from my house and the Port of LA is about 8-10 miles. Both would probably be targets for attack. Since I'm not leaving here there is probably nothing I can do.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2016, 09:41:20 PM »
Start robbing toilet paper from Walmarts.

Trade in all currency for $1 dollar bills  and/or ammo.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2016, 03:38:31 AM »
Not sure. Seal Beach Naval Base is about a mile and half from my house and the Port of LA is about 8-10 miles. Both would probably be targets for attack. Since I'm not leaving here there is probably nothing I can do.

Good news is that if an attack were to happen, it would be a single event and its goal would most likely be killing as most people as possible, which means downtowns, malls, stadiums, et cetera.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2016, 03:58:59 AM »
Good news is that if an attack were to happen, it would be a single event and its goal would most likely be killing as most people as possible, which means downtowns, malls, stadiums, et cetera.

Yes, good news...

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2016, 04:08:32 AM »
I live in a small town. If a nuclear bomb went off here, my first action would be to disperse my body over several square miles.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2016, 04:44:10 AM »
Todays nuclear bombs are thermonuclear... 100x more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb.  You would not "go" anywhere... you would be vaporized on the spot you are standing.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2016, 05:15:07 AM »
Die

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2016, 06:42:10 AM »
If a nuclear bomb explodes there is no what if. All is gone.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2016, 06:43:05 AM »
Todays nuclear bombs are thermonuclear... 100x more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb.  You would not "go" anywhere... you would be vaporized on the spot you are standing.

nuclear bombs are a hoax

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2016, 06:50:42 AM »
nuclear bombs are a hoax

and the earth is flat.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2016, 06:52:33 AM »

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2016, 06:55:12 AM »
strawman .....nice try phaggot

http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/



Yup, that's solid evidence lol haha
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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2016, 07:01:27 AM »
strawman .....nice try phaggot

http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/

Unbelievable.  YouTube retards are owning your mind.

My dad was an Army officer and witnessed several nuke bomb tests... I guess he was lying to me all this time.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2016, 07:03:36 AM »
nuclear bombs are a hoax

They are Oprah queefs.

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2016, 07:04:51 AM »
ask the japanese if they are real or not morons

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2016, 07:15:48 AM »
Unbelievable.  YouTube retards are owning your mind.

My dad was an Army officer and witnessed several nuke bomb tests... I guess he was lying to me all this time.

sure he did...he witnessed what his superiors told him he was witnessing.....not nuclear explosions

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2016, 07:54:02 AM »
strawman .....nice try phaggot

http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/



LOL I had no idea nuke deniers existed. This is goofier than the moon hoax lunatics  ;D

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2016, 08:12:26 AM »
http://aetherforce.com/nuclear-bomb-hoax/

Napalm carpet bombing won't produce a mushroom cloud that emanates from one ground spot as the Hiroshima attack photos show.

Better stories about the Bomb being fake have been written as novels, such as THE JESUS FACTOR by Edwin Corley

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Re: What if... a nuclear bomb explodes in your town
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2016, 08:29:22 AM »
If a nuclear bomb explodes there is no what if. All is gone.

Unless you head to Tristan and Vissy's , where Wiccan powers protect you.

Radioactive Waves and Nuclear energy have no power there.
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