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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on December 09, 2016, 08:40:37 AM
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PART 1
the year is 2317
we are in the dystopian future, where competition for jobs is even harder, and robots are capable of doing complex tasks such as giving deep tissue massage and judging bodybuilding competitions.
In year 2032, a team of individuals volunteered to be cryogenically frozen, while alive, to be future astronauts for asteroid mining missions. Each of their families were paid 20 million euros for their
decisision. The team are a mix of people with respective skill sets. The frozen people are:
- Vince Basile
- Sev (Cleanest Natural)
- Primemuscle
- Vince Goodrum
- tbombz
one october afternoon in Seattle, year 2317, a team of NASA scientists are prepping the space shuttle called URANUS EXPLORER, with the cryogenically frozen getbiggers inside. The launch date for the space shuttle's first mission is due in a few weeks...
TO BE CONTINUED
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PART 1
TO BE CONTINUED
Please don't. Do us all a favor, and stop while you're ahead. :-\
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PART 1
the year is 2317
we are in the dystopian future, where competition for jobs is even harder, and robots are capable of doing complex tasks such as giving deep tissue massage and judging bodybuilding competitions.
In year 2032, a team of individuals volunteered to be cryogenically frozen, while alive, to be future astronauts for asteroid mining missions. Each of their families were paid 20 million euros for their
decisision. The team are a mix of people with respective skill sets. The frozen people are:
- Vince Basile
- Sev (Cleanest Natural)
- Primemuscle
- Vince Goodrum
- tbombz
one october afternoon in Seattle, year 2317, a team of NASA scientists are prepping the space shuttle called URANUS EXPLORER, with the cryogenically frozen getbiggers inside. The launch date for the space shuttle's first mission is due in a few weeks...
TO BE CONTINUED
Vince Basile arises from the cryogenics, with his Bicep Supination Machine attached to him. He does 6 reps of curls on his Bicep Supination Machine. Sev walks over and instructs Basile that he is doing the curl wrong......
TO BE CONTINUED
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Looking forward very much to Part 2.
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Vince Basile arises from the cryogenics, with his Bicep Supination Machine attached to him. He does 6 reps of curls on his Bicep Supination Machine. Sev walks over and instructs Basile that he is doing the curl wrong......
TO BE CONTINUED
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) got to illustrate the story. vince doesn't look a day over 100.
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Upon waking first from cryo-sleep, Basille decides to over ride the system.
He jettisons the other pods into deep space with the flush of a toilet.
Laughing he declares ; " I finally rid myself of the worst flow and jepsum on get big."
The end
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Upon waking first from cryo-sleep, Basille decides to over ride the system.
He jettisons the other pods into deep space with the flush of a toilet.
Laughing he declares ; " I finally rid myself of the worst flow and jepsum on get big."
The end
The sequel: Basile fabricates a bipedal walker that incorporates the supinator machine and starts searching for lads to photograph but encounters a hairy primate in a bunny suit prostrate before an altar.
(http://s18.postimg.org/mgahbwaex/basile_mech_warrior_24_11_2014.jpg)
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The sequel: Basile fabricates a bipedal walker that incorporates the supinator machine and starts searching for lads to photograph but encounters a hairy primate in a bunny suit prostrate before an altar.
(http://s18.postimg.org/mgahbwaex/basile_mech_warrior_24_11_2014.jpg)
So his rocket was fired up his bunny hole?
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PART 2
it is now time for the NASA scientists to wake up the crew from their frozen state. One by one, they program the machines to de-frost the crew. Basile will be the leader and captain of the mission. He is dressed in a black fabric space suit, with 4 blue stars on each shoulder. The suit is a little tight across his belly, but other than that he looks majestic. The rest of the crew have grey worker suits
When they have all woken up, they are all amazed to see how much society has changed. They all gather around a laptop, to see what has happened on Getbig. The random pics thread now has 174 million views. The last picture herne posted, before he died from old age, was a picture of Lee Priest eating ice cream.
Basile breaks up the party and says that they have to get to work. Primemuscle is however nowhere to be found. Basile orders the crew to search the space ship to find him. After a few minutes, Sev finds Primemuscle in the men's bathroom. He was trying to carve out a hole in the wall between the stalls. Basile gives Primemuscle a slap on the wrist, and they continue with prepping the space ship for launch...
to be continued
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PART 2
it is now time for the NASA scientists to wake up the crew from their frozen state. One by one, they program the machines to de-frost the crew. Basile will be the leader and captain of the mission. He is dressed in a black fabric space suit, with 4 blue stars on each shoulder. The suit is a little tight across his belly, but other than that he looks majestic. The rest of the crew have grey worker suits
When they have all woken up, they are all amazed to see how much society has changed. They all gather around a laptop, to see what has happened on Getbig. The random pics thread now has 174 million views. The last picture herne posted, before he died from old age, was a picture of Lee Priest eating ice cream.
Basile breaks up the party and says that they have to get to work. Primemuscle is however nowhere to be found. Basile orders the crew to search the space ship to find him. After a few minutes, Sev finds Primemuscle in the men's bathroom. He was trying to carve out a hole in the wall between the stalls. Basile gives Primemuscle a slap on the wrist, and they continue with prepping the space ship for launch...
to be continued
Christ... and I thought I had too much free time...
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you missed the bit where they were frozen face down, arse up, lubed and dilated as per the mission director, henda's, directives.
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Are the species booth girls ready to erupt from Basiles stomach, and crawl through the air vents to hunt them down
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Yeah, that's right boring. Can you skip to the good part? Where Santa Klaus travels back in time at Christmas to impart his futuristic bodybuilding knowledge on us mere mortals.
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Did the spaceship launch yet?What was done about the gloryhole?
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Did the spaceship launch yet? What was done about the gloryhole?
I will write the next part of the story in a few days.
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This thread has the potential to be very gay (only if you want it to be) - especially when they finally get to UrANUS!
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Did the spaceship launch yet?What was done about the gloryhole?
Shakespeare like stories require earnest effort and time. They cannot be produced so quickly.
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Are the species booth girls ready to erupt from Basiles stomach, and crawl through the air vents to hunt them down
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2dabwk3.jpg)
What the FUCK is that
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PART 3
the prepping of the space ship continues, while a few of the crew members are taking a break from working. Sev sits in a beige Eames chair and reads a book by Michel Houellebecq. The crisp sound of turning pages and the concentrated look on Sev's face makes Goodrum look at him in awe.
Soon after, a NASA engineer goes into the space ship to give the whole crew an important lecture about space and its scientific characteristics. He starts talking about black holes, and how, once a black hole has formed, it can continue to grow by absorbing additional matter. Any black hole will continually absorb gas and interstellar dust from its surroundings and omnipresent cosmic background radiation. The engineer then asks if they can comprehend how a hole can absorb that much mass. The whole crew sits still while thinking. Tbombz is the first to raise his hand, and he tells the engineer that he thinks he understands. Goodrum giggles a little.
The engineer finishes his lecture, and it is time for dinner. Sev and Basile can't really agree on a menu, but they decide that Sev will choose the menu if there will be served plentiful amounts of red wine. While Sev ponders what to cook for dinner, Primemuscle walks up to him and says:
Cock on your mind?
Sev looks delighted and says, that it would actually be nice to cook Coq au vin; the French dish with chicken braised with wine, lardons, mushrooms, and optionally garlic. They all work together and get started on cooking the dinner.
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You are aware Sev hasnt posted in over a year?
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PART 3
the prepping of the space ship continues, while a few of the crew members are taking a break from working. Sev sits in a beige Eames chair and reads a book by Michel Houellebecq. The crisp sound of turning pages and the concentrated look on Sev's face makes Goodrum look at him in awe.
Soon after, a NASA engineer goes into the space ship to give the whole crew an important lecture about space and its scientific characteristics. He starts talking about black holes, and how, once a black hole has formed, it can continue to grow by absorbing additional matter. Any black hole will continually absorb gas and interstellar dust from its surroundings and omnipresent cosmic background radiation. The engineer then asks if they can comprehend how a hole can absorb that much mass. The whole crew sits still while thinking. Tbombz is the first to raise his hand, and he tells the engineer that he thinks he understands. Goodrum giggles a little.
The engineer finishes his lecture, and it is time for dinner. Sev and Basile can't really agree on a menu, but they decide that Sev will choose the menu if there will be served plentiful amounts of red wine. While Sev ponders what to cook for dinner, Primemuscle walks up to him and says:
Sev looks delighted and says, that it would actually be nice to cook Coq au vin; the French dish with chicken braised with wine, lardons, mushrooms, and optionally garlic. They all work together and get started on cooking the dinner.
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Are the species booth girls ready to erupt from Basiles stomach, and crawl through the air vents to hunt them down
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What the FUCK is that
Spoilers for Part 4:
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Part 4 please!
Before xmas if possible!
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The sequel: Basile fabricates a bipedal walker that incorporates the supinator machine and starts searching for lads to photograph but encounters a hairy primate in a bunny suit prostrate before an altar.
(http://s18.postimg.org/mgahbwaex/basile_mech_warrior_24_11_2014.jpg)
lol
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Spoilers for Part 4:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=401461.0;attach=687085;image)
lol
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This thread is actually quite good. Well done FF.
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I appreciate the compliments. I will write the next part within a few days. :)
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PART 4:
The crew thoroughly enjoy their dinner and then it is back to work for a few more hours, before they can go to sleep. Goodrum notices that Basile's commander position, at the front of the space ship, looks oddly familiar.
Basile taps Goodrum on the shoulder and tells him that his seat is a heavily modified biceps suspinator machine, which he can used to steer and manoeuvre the space ship. Primemuscle looks perplexed, and asks Basile how he came up with this innovative idea, since Basile is actually educated in philosophy, and not engineering. Basile replies:
"Nietzsche’s claim is that in order to become the poets of our own lives, we must regard ourselves with some objective distance and create, rather than adopt, a unique perspective on life, while bearing in mind physics".
tbombz looks a little distraught and does not join the conversation. Primemuscle asks him if he is alright. Tbombz says that he is thinking about the man who fucked him, while he was wearing the bunny suit. He explains further:
i am a bottom and the dude who took the pic had topped me before taking that pic and many others. i was extremely flattered as he is in high demand among the gay community in san francisco where he lives. a bit of a celebrity. :P very good shape. nice big dick. rich. :D
Sev shakes his head and says: "I know what Henda would say to you right now, tbombz. Please get over yourself. We need to work on finishing the ship's gas tank.
They all put on welding suits and begin welding together the last parts of the space ship's gas tank.
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Haha,this is great, ironmeister needs to do the artwork to go with it!great use of adding the real quotes
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I thought this was going to be lame but credit to FF he has pulled it out of the bag and I am looking forward to the next instalment! As Army of One just said great use of real quotes....LOL
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A mission to Uganda would have been more getbig appropriate.
Hope this helps.
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A mission to Uganda would have been more getbig appropriate.
Hope this helps.
In the year 2317, realdoll merged with facebook to produce the ugandan sailor android, when a strapping real looking muscular black hunk delivers itself to your door, then Uganda can come to you.
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In the year 2317, realdoll merged with facebook to produce the ugandan sailor android, when a strapping real looking muscular black hunk delivers itself to your door, then Uganda can come to you.
Then if we can incorporate branch warren wearing daddy's slippers, we will have a story!
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Then if we can incorporate branch warren wearing daddy's slippers, we will have a story!
The pre palumbosim model with hair or the later gut and nerve damage limited edition?
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^^^^^^ Ha Ha quality!
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Great pic! But Shizzo isn't on the mission, sev is.Shizzo failed the sobriety test
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maybe ironmeister is trying to tell me that Shizzo SHOULD be on the mission. :P
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you missed the bit where they were frozen face down, arse up, lubed and dilated as per the mission director, henda's, directives.
Only TBombz was cryofrozen like that, so he could arise in his natural position.
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Goodrum heads out alone on a space age 4 wheeler to return to his homeland of Sylvan , NC
Upon arriving the Loewe's he once worked at has been turned into a shrine.
A 30 ft statue of Goodrum doing a dbl bi was erected in 2200.
It seems that an early 21st century photo shop of Goodrums head on Dexter's body survived.
It was discovered in 2198 and they assumed it was legit.
Bodybuilding had become the world's most popular sport by 2285.
Goodrum is wrongly considered an early legend and pioneer.
But fuk it, why tell 'em the truth when you can live as a demi-God in the future.
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holy fuck I only saw the penis pump just now! :D ;D
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Who is the penis pump for?
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Imagine some advanced alien species visiting earth and the first human they encounter is TBombz :o
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Euros in 2032 lol
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Imagine some advanced alien species visiting earth and the first human they encounter is TBombz :o
It's a surefire way to prevent an Alien Invasion, The Tbombz-encounter :D
HELL NAW! Let's get out of this planet and invade Alpha Konkelberry instead!
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http://www.theguardian.com/science/across-the-universe/2017/nov/20/interstellar-object-confirmed-to-be-from-another-solar-system
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Who is the penis pump for?
4 Anabolichalo , he was into that ;D
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Basile is wearing U.S. flag >:( >:( >:(, traitor :(
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Not sure freezing prime in 2032 will have the intended effect...
Good job though, FF. I sense shizzo will turn up sooner or later, somehow or other.
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PART 5:
Sev and Basile discuss the issue further, and they have a plan to cure tbombz of his illness.
They want to teleport themselves back in time to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS. After some heated discussion, the ship's crew agree that Primemuscle and Basile will travel back in time, using a portal, to try to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS from Todd Colletti. Basile tells the rest of the crew why he should be the leader of the "rescue tbombz" mission:
Some people here are sadistic perverts suffering from severe inferiority complexes
Sev nods his head in quiet acceptance, while Goodrum looks taken aback.
Basile then tells Primemuscle that he will wear a special, modified biceps suspinator exo-skeleton on the trip, which will protect him from "vile scum" back on earth, and just generally give him more strength and stamina. As Basile puts on the exoskeleton suit, Goodrum puts some blue stars on the metal coated shoulder and tells Basile: "Good luck".
Sev then starts up the teleportation device, which on this spaceship is a portal similar to the one in the movie Stargate. The portal starts up, loudly, and shiny light emerges from it. The portal is up and running. Primemuscle wears a standard crew uniform, but he also brings a few select weapons.
As Basile and Primemuscle slowly walk into the portal, they become sucked in, surrounded by plasma and light, and they are then transferred back in time, to the front lawn of Todd Colletti's house.
Standing on the grass, Primemuscle says to Basile: "let's start this mission with a bang".
Basile puts the exoskeleton suit into fast forward motion, and the hydraulic legs begin to propel him forward very fast. As Basile reaches the front door of the house, he smashes through the door loudly. Primemuscle rushes in soon after. As the smoke and dust settles, from the broken door, Primemuscle spots Todd Colletti. He is in the opposite side of the room, and he is about to stick his AIDS infested cock into tbombz' asshole. Tbombz is lying on a dirty bed, wearing the bunny suit, and he is quite drowsy from a mix of poppers and meth.
Primemuscle starts running, and he jumps on Todd from the side, and wrestles him away from tbombz.
Basile then tells tbombz: "Get up kid, we just saved your life."
Tbombz knows that Basile is right, so tbombz then says to Basile:
my soul radiates an asian/african zen peace, and also much love !!!
Tbombz begins to understand, more fully, what has happened, and he then runs out of the house, still wearing the bunny suit, and he continues to run down the road.
Basile then saps the remaining people in the room with a men-in-black-like zipper, so they will lose memory of what happened.
Primemuscle and basile then go back to the portal, and they are teleported back to the spaceship.
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this all lieing and not really happened
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PART 5:
Sev and Basile discuss the issue further, and they have a plan to cure tbombz of his illness.
They want to teleport themselves back in time to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS. After some heated discussion, the ship's crew agree that Primemuscle and Basile will travel back in time, using a portal, to try to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS from Todd Colletti. Basile tells the rest of the crew why he should be the leader of the "rescue tbombz" mission:
Sev nods his head in quiet acceptance, while Goodrum looks taken aback.
Basile then tells Primemuscle that he will wear a special, modified biceps suspinator exo-skeleton on the trip, which will protect him from "vile scum" back on earth, and just generally give him more strength and stamina. As Basile puts on the exoskeleton suit, Goodrum puts some blue stars on the metal coated shoulder and tells Basile: "Good luck".
Sev then starts up the teleportation device, which on this spaceship is a portal similar to the one in the movie Stargate. The portal starts up, loudly, and shiny light emerges from it. The portal is up and running. Primemuscle wears a standard crew uniform, but he also brings a few select weapons.
As Basile and Primemuscle slowly walk into the portal, they become sucked in, surrounded by plasma and light, and they are then transferred back in time, to the front lawn of Todd Colletti's house.
Standing on the grass, Primemuscle says to Basile: "let's start this mission with a bang".
Basile puts the exoskeleton suit into fast forward motion, and the hydraulic legs begin to propel him forward very fast. As Basile reaches the front door of the house, he smashes through the door loudly. Primemuscle rushes in soon after. As the smoke and dust settles, from the broken door, Primemuscle spots Todd Colletti. He is in the opposite side of the room, and he is about to stick his AIDS infested cock into tbombz' asshole. Tbombz is lying on a dirty bed, wearing the bunny suit, and he is quite drowsy from a mix of poppers and meth.
Primemuscle starts running, and he jumps on Todd from the side, and wrestles him away from tbombz.
Basile then tells tbombz: "Get up kid, we just saved your life."
Tbombz knows that Basile is right, so tbombz then says to Basile:
Tbombz begins to understand, more fully, what has happened, and he then runs out of the house, still wearing the bunny suit, and he continues to run down the road.
Basile then saps the remaining people in the room with a men-in-black-like zipper, so they will lose memory of what happened.
Primemuscle and basile then go back to the portal, and they are teleported back to the spaceship.
Wow! Cannot wait for Part 6. Well done FF.
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Shakespeare like stories require earnest effort and time. They cannot be produced so quickly.
How dare thee sully my name with the likes of the foul wretched smelly turd of a story we see before us
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this all lieing and not really happened
Very good
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PART 5:
Sev and Basile discuss the issue further, and they have a plan to cure tbombz of his illness.
They want to teleport themselves back in time to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS. After some heated discussion, the ship's crew agree that Primemuscle and Basile will travel back in time, using a portal, to try to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS from Todd Colletti. Basile tells the rest of the crew why he should be the leader of the "rescue tbombz" mission:
Sev nods his head in quiet acceptance, while Goodrum looks taken aback.
Basile then tells Primemuscle that he will wear a special, modified biceps suspinator exo-skeleton on the trip, which will protect him from "vile scum" back on earth, and just generally give him more strength and stamina. As Basile puts on the exoskeleton suit, Goodrum puts some blue stars on the metal coated shoulder and tells Basile: "Good luck".
Sev then starts up the teleportation device, which on this spaceship is a portal similar to the one in the movie Stargate. The portal starts up, loudly, and shiny light emerges from it. The portal is up and running. Primemuscle wears a standard crew uniform, but he also brings a few select weapons.
As Basile and Primemuscle slowly walk into the portal, they become sucked in, surrounded by plasma and light, and they are then transferred back in time, to the front lawn of Todd Colletti's house.
Standing on the grass, Primemuscle says to Basile: "let's start this mission with a bang".
Basile puts the exoskeleton suit into fast forward motion, and the hydraulic legs begin to propel him forward very fast. As Basile reaches the front door of the house, he smashes through the door loudly. Primemuscle rushes in soon after. As the smoke and dust settles, from the broken door, Primemuscle spots Todd Colletti. He is in the opposite side of the room, and he is about to stick his AIDS infested cock into tbombz' asshole. Tbombz is lying on a dirty bed, wearing the bunny suit, and he is quite drowsy from a mix of poppers and meth.
Primemuscle starts running, and he jumps on Todd from the side, and wrestles him away from tbombz.
Basile then tells tbombz: "Get up kid, we just saved your life."
Tbombz knows that Basile is right, so tbombz then says to Basile:
Tbombz begins to understand, more fully, what has happened, and he then runs out of the house, still wearing the bunny suit, and he continues to run down the road.
Basile then saps the remaining people in the room with a men-in-black-like zipper, so they will lose memory of what happened.
Primemuscle and basile then go back to the portal, and they are teleported back to the spaceship.
That was pretty fucking funny
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thanks for the compliments, guys. I appreciate it.
I was pretty happy with how part 5 turned out. :)
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any ideas for part 6 guys?
they go through the portal to Vince's trailer to pick up whatever he forgot(keys, bitcoin collection, retainer)
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they go through the portal to Vince's trailer to pick up whatever he forgot(keys, bitcoin collection, retainer)
maybe a Kielbasa going haywire
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Wiggs the personal trainer might also make an appearance
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PART 1
the year is 2317
we are in the dystopian future, where competition for jobs is even harder, and robots are capable of doing complex tasks such as giving deep tissue massage and judging bodybuilding competitions.
In year 2032, a team of individuals volunteered to be cryogenically frozen, while alive, to be future astronauts for asteroid mining missions. Each of their families were paid 20 million euros for their
decisision. The team are a mix of people with respective skill sets. The frozen people are:
- Vince Basile
- Sev (Cleanest Natural)
- Primemuscle
- Vince Goodrum
- tbombz
one october afternoon in Seattle, year 2317, a team of NASA scientists are prepping the space shuttle called URANUS EXPLORER, with the cryogenically frozen getbiggers inside. The launch date for the space shuttle's first mission is due in a few weeks...
TO BE CONTINUED
Basile will likely be dead at 2032..and I'll be too old to care
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any ideas for the next part of the story?
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Yes, The end.