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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #50 on: November 24, 2017, 12:50:48 PM »
Not sure freezing prime in 2032 will have the intended effect...

Good job though, FF. I sense shizzo will turn up sooner or later, somehow or other.

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #51 on: November 29, 2017, 01:38:02 PM »
PART 5:

Sev and Basile discuss the issue further, and they have a plan to cure tbombz of his illness.

They want to teleport themselves back in time to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS. After some heated discussion, the ship's crew agree that Primemuscle and Basile will travel back in time, using a portal, to try to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS from Todd Colletti. Basile tells the rest of the crew why he should be the leader of the "rescue tbombz" mission:

Some people here are sadistic perverts suffering from severe inferiority complexes

Sev nods his head in quiet acceptance, while Goodrum looks taken aback.

Basile then tells Primemuscle that he will wear a special, modified biceps suspinator exo-skeleton on the trip, which will protect him from "vile scum" back on earth, and just generally give him more strength and stamina. As Basile puts on the exoskeleton suit, Goodrum puts some blue stars on the metal coated shoulder and tells Basile: "Good luck".

Sev then starts up the teleportation device, which on this spaceship is a portal similar to the one in the movie Stargate. The portal starts up, loudly, and shiny light emerges from it. The portal is up and running. Primemuscle wears a standard crew uniform, but he also brings a few select weapons.

As Basile and Primemuscle slowly walk into the portal, they become sucked in, surrounded by plasma and light, and they are then transferred back in time, to the front lawn of Todd Colletti's house.

Standing on the grass, Primemuscle says to Basile: "let's start this mission with a bang".

Basile puts the exoskeleton suit into fast forward motion, and the hydraulic legs begin to propel him forward very fast. As Basile reaches the front door of the house, he smashes through the door loudly. Primemuscle rushes in soon after. As the smoke and dust settles, from the broken door, Primemuscle spots Todd Colletti. He is in the opposite side of the room, and he is about to stick his AIDS infested cock into tbombz' asshole. Tbombz is lying on a dirty bed, wearing the bunny suit, and he is quite drowsy from a mix of poppers and meth.

Primemuscle starts running, and he jumps on Todd from the side, and wrestles him away from tbombz.

Basile then tells tbombz: "Get up kid, we just saved your life."

Tbombz knows that Basile is right, so tbombz then says to Basile:

my soul radiates an asian/african zen peace, and also much love !!!

Tbombz begins to understand, more fully, what has happened, and he then runs out of the house, still wearing the bunny suit, and he continues to run down the road.

Basile then saps the remaining people in the room with a men-in-black-like zipper, so they will lose memory of what happened.

Primemuscle and basile then go back to the portal, and they are teleported back to the spaceship.

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #52 on: November 29, 2017, 01:46:27 PM »
this all lieing and not really happened

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2017, 03:55:19 PM »
PART 5:

Sev and Basile discuss the issue further, and they have a plan to cure tbombz of his illness.

They want to teleport themselves back in time to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS. After some heated discussion, the ship's crew agree that Primemuscle and Basile will travel back in time, using a portal, to try to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS from Todd Colletti. Basile tells the rest of the crew why he should be the leader of the "rescue tbombz" mission:

Sev nods his head in quiet acceptance, while Goodrum looks taken aback.

Basile then tells Primemuscle that he will wear a special, modified biceps suspinator exo-skeleton on the trip, which will protect him from "vile scum" back on earth, and just generally give him more strength and stamina. As Basile puts on the exoskeleton suit, Goodrum puts some blue stars on the metal coated shoulder and tells Basile: "Good luck".

Sev then starts up the teleportation device, which on this spaceship is a portal similar to the one in the movie Stargate. The portal starts up, loudly, and shiny light emerges from it. The portal is up and running. Primemuscle wears a standard crew uniform, but he also brings a few select weapons.

As Basile and Primemuscle slowly walk into the portal, they become sucked in, surrounded by plasma and light, and they are then transferred back in time, to the front lawn of Todd Colletti's house.

Standing on the grass, Primemuscle says to Basile: "let's start this mission with a bang".

Basile puts the exoskeleton suit into fast forward motion, and the hydraulic legs begin to propel him forward very fast. As Basile reaches the front door of the house, he smashes through the door loudly. Primemuscle rushes in soon after. As the smoke and dust settles, from the broken door, Primemuscle spots Todd Colletti. He is in the opposite side of the room, and he is about to stick his AIDS infested cock into tbombz' asshole. Tbombz is lying on a dirty bed, wearing the bunny suit, and he is quite drowsy from a mix of poppers and meth.

Primemuscle starts running, and he jumps on Todd from the side, and wrestles him away from tbombz.

Basile then tells tbombz: "Get up kid, we just saved your life."

Tbombz knows that Basile is right, so tbombz then says to Basile:

Tbombz begins to understand, more fully, what has happened, and he then runs out of the house, still wearing the bunny suit, and he continues to run down the road.

Basile then saps the remaining people in the room with a men-in-black-like zipper, so they will lose memory of what happened.

Primemuscle and basile then go back to the portal, and they are teleported back to the spaceship.

Wow!  Cannot wait for Part 6.  Well done FF.

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #54 on: November 30, 2017, 02:12:59 AM »
Shakespeare like stories require earnest effort and time. They cannot be produced  so quickly.

How dare thee sully my name with the likes of the foul wretched smelly turd of a story we see before us

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #55 on: November 30, 2017, 09:40:03 AM »
this all lieing and not really happened

Very good

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #56 on: November 30, 2017, 09:41:59 AM »
PART 5:

Sev and Basile discuss the issue further, and they have a plan to cure tbombz of his illness.

They want to teleport themselves back in time to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS. After some heated discussion, the ship's crew agree that Primemuscle and Basile will travel back in time, using a portal, to try to stop tbombz from acquiring AIDS from Todd Colletti. Basile tells the rest of the crew why he should be the leader of the "rescue tbombz" mission:

Sev nods his head in quiet acceptance, while Goodrum looks taken aback.

Basile then tells Primemuscle that he will wear a special, modified biceps suspinator exo-skeleton on the trip, which will protect him from "vile scum" back on earth, and just generally give him more strength and stamina. As Basile puts on the exoskeleton suit, Goodrum puts some blue stars on the metal coated shoulder and tells Basile: "Good luck".

Sev then starts up the teleportation device, which on this spaceship is a portal similar to the one in the movie Stargate. The portal starts up, loudly, and shiny light emerges from it. The portal is up and running. Primemuscle wears a standard crew uniform, but he also brings a few select weapons.

As Basile and Primemuscle slowly walk into the portal, they become sucked in, surrounded by plasma and light, and they are then transferred back in time, to the front lawn of Todd Colletti's house.

Standing on the grass, Primemuscle says to Basile: "let's start this mission with a bang".

Basile puts the exoskeleton suit into fast forward motion, and the hydraulic legs begin to propel him forward very fast. As Basile reaches the front door of the house, he smashes through the door loudly. Primemuscle rushes in soon after. As the smoke and dust settles, from the broken door, Primemuscle spots Todd Colletti. He is in the opposite side of the room, and he is about to stick his AIDS infested cock into tbombz' asshole. Tbombz is lying on a dirty bed, wearing the bunny suit, and he is quite drowsy from a mix of poppers and meth.

Primemuscle starts running, and he jumps on Todd from the side, and wrestles him away from tbombz.

Basile then tells tbombz: "Get up kid, we just saved your life."

Tbombz knows that Basile is right, so tbombz then says to Basile:

Tbombz begins to understand, more fully, what has happened, and he then runs out of the house, still wearing the bunny suit, and he continues to run down the road.

Basile then saps the remaining people in the room with a men-in-black-like zipper, so they will lose memory of what happened.

Primemuscle and basile then go back to the portal, and they are teleported back to the spaceship.

That was pretty fucking funny

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #57 on: November 30, 2017, 10:12:14 AM »
thanks for the compliments, guys. I appreciate it.
I was pretty happy with how part 5 turned out.  :)

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2018, 11:10:35 AM »
any ideas for part 6 guys?

they go through the portal to Vince's trailer to pick up whatever he forgot(keys, bitcoin collection, retainer)
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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2018, 03:08:01 PM »
they go through the portal to Vince's trailer to pick up whatever he forgot(keys, bitcoin collection, retainer)

maybe a Kielbasa going haywire
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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2018, 11:19:51 AM »
Wiggs the personal trainer might also make an appearance

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #61 on: December 25, 2020, 11:22:32 AM »
PART 1

the year is 2317

we are in the dystopian future, where competition for jobs is even harder, and robots are capable of doing complex tasks such as giving deep tissue massage and judging bodybuilding competitions.

In year 2032, a team of individuals volunteered to be cryogenically frozen, while alive, to be future astronauts for asteroid mining missions. Each of their families were paid 20 million euros for their
decisision. The team are a mix of people with respective skill sets. The frozen people are:

- Vince Basile
- Sev (Cleanest Natural)
- Primemuscle
- Vince Goodrum
- tbombz

one october afternoon in Seattle, year 2317, a team of NASA scientists are prepping the space shuttle called URANUS EXPLORER, with the cryogenically frozen getbiggers inside. The launch date for the space shuttle's first mission is due in a few weeks...

TO BE CONTINUED


Basile will likely be dead at 2032..and I'll be too old to care
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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2022, 01:03:39 PM »
any ideas for the next part of the story?

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Re: Getbig christmas story: Uranus space mission
« Reply #63 on: January 07, 2022, 02:16:43 PM »
Yes, The end.