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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on August 23, 2018, 05:32:30 AM
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Here are two different types of women: Which one do you choose for girlfriend?
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10/10. Super hot in every way. A bit posh and expensive tastes. Sex is mediocre and she is very hard on your VISA card. Stuck up and no humour. She is however, a multi-millionaire.
2.
7/10. Nurse. 50k in student loans. Wild, great sex. Takes it up the poop chute and swallows your protein shots with pure lust.
Likes to joke around and watch ironmeister photoshops.
Which one do you choose?
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Number 2 as long as she cooks and cleans
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If I'm 50 or over and she's 25, I take number one .
WooOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Why do you need a girlfriend?
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Trick question. Odds are #1 has herpes. If she’s rich why the fuck is she draining your credit card?
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If #1 is a mulit millionaire why is she so hard on ones VISA?
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Easy, take # 1, get married, when you split, you get 1/2 while you bang other broads. N o brainer...
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Trick question. Odds are #1 has herpes. If she’s rich why the fuck is she draining your credit card?
no herpes, no STD. Pussy is clean like Basile's camera lens!
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You need to go with the one who you will enjoy hanging with years from now. That is number 2. Money doesn't necessarily bring happiness and looks fade.
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I’ll take the multi millionaire allday
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I’ll take the multi millionaire allday
well, lets hope you feel the same way when she slaps you across the face, when you aim your weiner for her poop chute!
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Don’t want either.
First is a surefire recipe for personal ruin and I’m really not into butt sex. The fact she so happily does it means her rectum is likely blown out and she’s a slut.
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well, lets hope you feel the same way when she slaps you across the face, when you aim your weiner for her poop chute!
Not into anal so I’m good haha
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#2 without question.
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Here are two different types of women: Which one do you choose for girlfriend?
1:
10/10. Super hot in every way. A bit posh and expensive tastes. Sex is mediocre and she is very hard on your VISA card. Stuck up and no humour. She is however, a multi-millionaire.
2.
7/10. Nurse. 50k in student loans. Wild, great sex. Takes it up the poop chute and swallows your protein shots with pure lust.
Likes to joke around and watch ironmeister photoshops.
Which one do you choose?
Why would nr 1 be hard on MY Visa when she is a multi-millionaire?
Typo?
#2 without Kwizatz Haderach/Queztion.
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Why would nr 1 be hard on MY Visa when she is a multi-millionaire?
Typo?
#2 without Kwizatz Haderach/Queztion.
no not a typo. She is this posh type (snobbish) types of woman who expects you to pay for all restaurant meals etc.
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Problem with number 2 is you’re FAR from the first recipient of her efforts. Pig. And why is this multi millionaire using your broke asses visa?
J
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Problem with number 2 is you’re FAR from the first recipient of her efforts. Pig. And why is this multi millionaire using your broke asses visa?
J
Haha, you know nothing about women.
Answer is candidate #2 over and over...
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Not into anal so I’m good haha
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Would Pam from 'the office' be a good example of how #2 looks? If so, then definitely #2.
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Would Pam from 'the office' be a good example of how #2 looks? If so, then definitely #2.
I think she is a 6 or 7
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Does no 2 engage in analingus? ???
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Find the girl that . Can financially support herself and is laid back and doesn’t hassle you
In return do small thoughtful jesters that take minimal effort.
Example /mail a card from the dollar store to her job that says thinking of u or some shit like that.
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Does no 2 engage in analingus? ???
yes, both ways (being licked and licking you)
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Excellent.
I choose number 2.
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I think she is a 6 or 7
In New York she's a 6 or 7, in Scranton she's a 9 or 10😀
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2 of course.
::)
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Marry either one and fuck the other on the sly
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Don’t want either.
First is a surefire recipe for personal ruin and I’m really not into butt sex. The fact she so happily does it means her rectum is likely blown out and she’s a slut.
This x2
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2
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Why would nr 1 be hard on MY Visa when she is a multi-millionaire?
Typo?
#2 without Kwizatz Haderach/Queztion.
:D
Bene Gesserit Witch!!
Mentat 8)
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Weak as your 3 yr old resurrected post
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In New York she's a 6 or 7, in Scranton she's a 9 or 10😀
Great show
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Trick question. Odds are #1 has herpes. If she’s rich why the fuck is she draining your credit card?
haha
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In New York she's a 6 or 7, in Scranton she's a 9 or 10😀
In Thailand probably 4 or 5 :D
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Haha, you know nothing about women.
Answer is candidate #2 over and over...
That’s what the Doctor said.
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Number 2 for sure.also great personality. Give me personality over looks any day. I want someone ok to look at bit looks fade anyway...i need to be able to talk and fun with the woman.
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:D
Bene Gesserit Witch!!
Mentat 8)
YOU are Getbigs Mentat Taffin Hawat! ;D
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Pragmatists choose #2.
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Would Pam from 'the office' be a good example of how #2 looks? If so, then definitely #2.
Prototypical girl who doesn't make the cut if you're sober but that qualifies after a bottle of wine.
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In Thailand probably 4 or 5 :D
Well yeah, duh, having a vagina automatically drops you 2 points in thigh-land. :D :D
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You need to go with the one who you will enjoy hanging with years from now. That is number 2. Money doesn't necessarily bring happiness and looks fade.
This thread is not meant for a serious reply bro. You must be a hoot at partys ::)
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I'll take the hot one with money.
(https://i.mdel.net/newfaces/i/2014/07/motw_alexandria_pola04.jpg)
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Whichever. Never met a vagina I didn't like.
:D
Bene Gesserit Witch!!
Mentat 8)
Watch it, Maud Dweeb.
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Number 2....mainly because her job is taxing and she sleeps a lot..so I can do what the fuckni want
Bench
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dating a legit west coast 9 or 10 is fucking grueling.
tread lightly - keep the relationships short
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dating a legit west coast 9 or 10 is fucking grueling.
tread lightly - keep the relationships short
Is there a difference between a West coast 9 and an East coast 9?
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Is there a difference between a West coast 9 and an East coast 9?
yes - west coast chics are way hotter
LA, San Diego Las Vegas Scottsdale girls are 100x hotter than east coast women. (omit miami) and not even close -
being a legit 9 in Las Vegas isnt even close to NYC or philly or chicago. not even close
its an ecosystem thing
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yes - west coast chics are way hotter
LA, San Diego Las Vegas Scottsdale girls are 100x hotter than east coast women. (omit miami) and not even close -
being a legit 9 in Las Vegas isnt even close to NYC or philly or chicago. not even close
its an ecosystem thing
Is it due to the food or?
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yes - west coast chics are way hotter
LA, San Diego Las Vegas Scottsdale girls are 100x hotter than east coast women. (omit miami) and not even close -
being a legit 9 in Las Vegas isnt even close to NYC or philly or chicago. not even close
its an ecosystem thing
Depends. Were they born and raised there?
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Depends. Were they born and raised there?
Doesn’t matter...women and douchbags are products of their environment...their upbringing and backgrounds don’t matter..they are fake and current
Bench
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yes - west coast chics are way hotter
LA, San Diego Las Vegas Scottsdale girls are 100x hotter than east coast women. (omit miami) and not even close -
being a legit 9 in Las Vegas isnt even close to NYC or philly or chicago. not even close
its an ecosystem thing
Airheads. Take that ride 'cross the river to the Jersey side. Down the shore everything's alright, you & your baby on a Saturday night.
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YOU are Getbigs Mentat Taffin Hawat! ;D
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Whichever. Never met a vagina I didn't like.
Watch it, Maud Dweeb.
:o
Careful! Those are killing words... (sort of ;D)
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8)
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Careful! Those are killing words... (sort of ;D)
The Getbig-Mantra
"It is by will/muscle alone I set my schmoe in motion.
It is by the juice of protein straight from the tap that thoughts acquire speed, the sneakers acquire stains, the stains become a warning.
It is by will alone I set my schmoe in motion. "
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The Getbig-Mantra
"It is by will/muscle alone I set my schmoe in motion.
It is by the juice of protein straight from the tap that thoughts acquire speed, the sneakers acquire stains, the stains become a warning.
It is by will alone I set my schmoe in motion. "
Epic. 8)
As for line 3 - now that's what I call a T-Shirt...
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Epic. 8)
As for line 3 - now that's what I call a T-Shirt...
You do know about the grass-stained sneakers of Schmoedom as well, yes? :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=622522.0;attach=695892;image)
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You do know about the grass-stained sneakers of Schmoedom as well, yes? :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=622522.0;attach=695892;image)
Haha - of course I do - have you even read some of my shameful admissions in the Denise Rutkowski thread..?
#grassstainsofpeace
#kwonfanclub
#nohomo
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You do know about the grass-stained sneakers of Schmoedom as well, yes? :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=622522.0;attach=695892;image)
white heels are on girls are hard to pull off
id schmoe for that
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You can give either of them all they want and they’ll still break up with you for no fucking reason.
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You can give either of them all they want and they’ll still break up with you for no fucking reason.
No, the reason is they found someone who gives them better stuff.