Author Topic: The perfect girlfriend? (Read 9686 times)

thelamefalsehood · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2018, 12:36:34 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 23, 2018, 09:47:13 AM

I think she is a 6 or 7

In New York she's a 6 or 7, in Scranton she's a 9 or 10😀

wes · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2018, 12:42:55 PM »

2 of course.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #27 on:** August 23, 2018, 02:14:38 PM »

Marry either one and fuck the other on the sly

illuminati · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2018, 02:21:06 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 23, 2018, 07:23:07 AM

Don’t want either.

First is a surefire recipe for personal ruin and I’m really not into butt sex. The fact she so happily does it means her rectum is likely blown out and she’s a slut.

This x2

Griffith · « **Reply #29 on:** August 23, 2018, 02:37:14 PM »

Taffin · « **Reply #30 on:** August 23, 2018, 03:18:45 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 23, 2018, 08:12:01 AM

Why would nr 1 be hard on MY Visa when she is a multi-millionaire?

Typo?

#2 without Kwizatz Haderach/Queztion.

Bene Gesserit Witch!!

Mentat

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #31 on:** August 23, 2018, 05:08:12 PM »

Weak as your 3 yr old resurrected post

robcguns · « **Reply #32 on:** August 23, 2018, 05:16:19 PM »

Quote from: thelamefalsehood on August 23, 2018, 12:36:34 PM

In New York she's a 6 or 7, in Scranton she's a 9 or 10😀

Great show

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #33 on:** August 23, 2018, 05:27:13 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 23, 2018, 06:11:44 AM

Trick question. Odds are #1 has herpes. If she’s rich why the fuck is she draining your credit card?

haha

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #34 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:17:28 PM »

Quote from: thelamefalsehood on August 23, 2018, 12:36:34 PM

In New York she's a 6 or 7, in Scranton she's a 9 or 10😀

In Thailand probably 4 or 5

Parker · « **Reply #35 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:36:48 PM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on August 23, 2018, 09:32:08 AM

Haha, you know nothing about women.

Answer is candidate #2 over and over...

That’s what the Doctor said.

20inch calves · « **Reply #36 on:** August 24, 2018, 04:38:46 AM »

Number 2 for sure.also great personality. Give me personality over looks any day. I want someone ok to look at bit looks fade anyway...i need to be able to talk and fun with the woman.

Kwon · « **Reply #37 on:** August 24, 2018, 06:03:02 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on August 23, 2018, 03:18:45 PM

Bene Gesserit Witch!!

Mentat

YOU are Getbigs Mentat Taffin Hawat!

IroNat · « **Reply #38 on:** August 24, 2018, 08:06:26 AM »

Pragmatists choose #2.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #39 on:** August 24, 2018, 10:40:28 AM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on August 23, 2018, 09:46:28 AM

Would Pam from 'the office' be a good example of how #2 looks? If so, then definitely #2.

Prototypical girl who doesn't make the cut if you're sober but that qualifies after a bottle of wine.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #40 on:** August 24, 2018, 12:25:59 PM »

Quote from: IRON CROSS on August 23, 2018, 09:17:28 PM

In Thailand probably 4 or 5

Well yeah, duh, having a vagina automatically drops you 2 points in thigh-land.

Ted SuperSet · « **Reply #41 on:** August 24, 2018, 01:14:52 PM »

Quote from: efirkey on August 23, 2018, 07:01:47 AM

You need to go with the one who you will enjoy hanging with years from now. That is number 2. Money doesn't necessarily bring happiness and looks fade.

This thread is not meant for a serious reply bro. You must be a hoot at partys

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #42 on:** August 24, 2018, 02:17:01 PM »

I'll take the hot one with money.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #43 on:** August 24, 2018, 06:22:48 PM »

Whichever. Never met a vagina I didn't like.

Quote from: Taffin on August 23, 2018, 03:18:45 PM

Bene Gesserit Witch!!

Mentat

Watch it, Maud Dweeb.

benchmstr · « **Reply #44 on:** August 25, 2018, 02:42:38 PM »

Number 2....mainly because her job is taxing and she sleeps a lot..so I can do what the fuckni want

Bench

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #45 on:** August 25, 2018, 02:48:59 PM »

dating a legit west coast 9 or 10 is fucking grueling.

tread lightly - keep the relationships short

Kwon · « **Reply #46 on:** August 25, 2018, 03:14:17 PM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on August 25, 2018, 02:48:59 PM

dating a legit west coast 9 or 10 is fucking grueling.

tread lightly - keep the relationships short

Is there a difference between a West coast 9 and an East coast 9?

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #47 on:** August 25, 2018, 03:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 25, 2018, 03:14:17 PM

Is there a difference between a West coast 9 and an East coast 9?

yes - west coast chics are way hotter

LA, San Diego Las Vegas Scottsdale girls are 100x hotter than east coast women. (omit miami) and not even close -

being a legit 9 in Las Vegas isnt even close to NYC or philly or chicago. not even close

its an ecosystem thing

Kwon · « **Reply #48 on:** August 25, 2018, 03:38:30 PM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on August 25, 2018, 03:18:10 PM

yes - west coast chics are way hotter

LA, San Diego Las Vegas Scottsdale girls are 100x hotter than east coast women. (omit miami) and not even close -

being a legit 9 in Las Vegas isnt even close to NYC or philly or chicago. not even close

its an ecosystem thing

Is it due to the food or?

Parker · « **Reply #49 on:** August 25, 2018, 04:01:42 PM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on August 25, 2018, 03:18:10 PM

yes - west coast chics are way hotter

LA, San Diego Las Vegas Scottsdale girls are 100x hotter than east coast women. (omit miami) and not even close -

being a legit 9 in Las Vegas isnt even close to NYC or philly or chicago. not even close

its an ecosystem thing

Depends. Were they born and raised there?