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Title: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Kwon on March 25, 2019, 04:43:17 AM
Liberals would be screaming :D

Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Darren Avey on March 25, 2019, 05:30:24 AM
Watch Bernard Manning
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: funk51 on March 25, 2019, 05:45:02 AM
Liberals would be screaming :D


                 that's the problem anymore people have become hyper sensitive. they got to relearn how to take a joke again. life is too short to be serious all the time.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: The_Punisher on March 26, 2019, 05:28:07 PM
Rickles would be Banned today....this pussy ass generation would definitely end his career as the Greatest insult comic of all time
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Fortress on March 26, 2019, 06:48:51 PM
Every (actually funny) joke is now off limits.

Hell, most adult coversation, outside of your home, is bad news.

Someone is gonna lodge a complaint and get you fired or socially torched.

The world’s becoming one shitty and pathetic joint.

Thank lefttards, feminists ... and their masters, the Joo Globalist Elite, who demand your obedience so as to make reality their sinister goal of absolute planet domination.

Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: AbrahamG on March 26, 2019, 07:54:46 PM
I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback. 
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 26, 2019, 10:17:52 PM
I work in a professional environment under a state professional license. I make sure to say what I want when I want. Everyone needs to make a point to do this. If you're offended it's your problem not mine.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Dave D on March 26, 2019, 10:31:55 PM
I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback. 

I think you know your audience here and they arent afraid to embrace their racism.

Rickles roasting Evil Kenevil wasnt that funny, unless you think telling nipsy Russell to clean the lobby was some real creative word play.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Bevo on March 26, 2019, 10:50:46 PM
I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback.  


That’s so true  ;D
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 26, 2019, 10:58:52 PM
I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback. 

Thumbs up
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: dan18 on March 29, 2019, 08:42:14 AM
pity post
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: robcguns on March 29, 2019, 03:13:20 PM
Like I always say,say what you want and don’t give a fuck.Who cares what anyone says?its all opinions and nothing else.If someone wants to hear a joke I will tell them a joke if not I won’t.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: ratherbebig on March 29, 2019, 03:22:24 PM
nobody can tell a joke about faggz, blackz, jewz, womenz these days.. i havent laughed in years  :(
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: SOMEPARTS on March 29, 2019, 09:09:02 PM
Like I always say,say what you want and don’t give a fuck.Who cares what anyone says?its all opinions and nothing else.If someone wants to hear a joke I will tell them a joke if not I won’t.

Haha, yeah it was until they started firing and harassing people and closing out their social media.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: SF1900 on March 30, 2019, 04:37:11 AM
Like I always say,say what you want and don’t give a fuck.Who cares what anyone says?its all opinions and nothing else.If someone wants to hear a joke I will tell them a joke if not I won’t.

This would obviously work in limited settings.

It wouldn’t fly in a work setting, unless one has no intention of keeping their job.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2019, 05:15:43 AM
This would obviously work in limited settings.

It wouldn’t fly in a work setting, unless one has no intention of keeping their job.

Luckily I work in construction so any jokes fly any time.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Kwon on March 30, 2019, 06:35:13 AM
Modern Comedy

Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: seCrawler on March 30, 2019, 08:01:44 AM
nobody can tell a joke about faggz, blackz, jewz, womenz these days.. i havent laughed in years  :(

These seem to be fair game.

Cracker
Redneck
Hillbilly.
Honky
White Trash
Trailer Trash
Hick
Bumpkin
Peckerwood
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: nicorulez on March 30, 2019, 08:42:03 AM
I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback. 

Abraham, I disagree. The majority of us conservatives are not racist. I propose that there are more closet racist liberals and Democrats than Republicans. Take an hour and listen to David Webb sometime. Dude is smart, logical, and his points are spot on. He is also very black. There are a segment of the alt right that are complete morons and the equivalent on our side as AOC / Omar / Sanders are on the left. However, most conservatives just believe in hard work, less government interference, lower taxes, less social services for able bodied individuals, and self determination. I don't want a handout. I worked my ass off to be an MD. I don't think it is fair that the government taxes me now up to 37 cents plus on the dollar, when fifty percent of Americans pay no taxes.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2019, 08:44:48 AM
Abraham, I disagree. The majority of us conservatives are not racist. I propose that there are more closet racist liberals and Democrats than Republicans. Take an hour and listen to David Webb sometime. Dude is smart, logical, and his points are spot on. He is also very black. There are a segment of the alt right that are complete morons and the equivalent on our side as AOC / Omar / Sanders are on the left. However, most conservatives just believe in hard work, less government interference, lower taxes, less social services for able bodied individuals, and self determination. I don't want a handout. I worked my ass off to be an MD. I don't think it is fair that the government taxes me now up to 37 cents plus on the dollar, when fifty percent of Americans pay no taxes.

Agreed,I’d say the most racist are definitely the Democrats they just hide it cause they are sneaky fucks and yes you should not have or pay more cause many pay nothing.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2019, 08:52:33 AM
So my post gets erased but secrawler saying all the things about whites is left.Talk about fucking racist.obviously the mods are fucking Democrats.its not racist if against white.Fuck you.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2019, 08:56:52 AM
Haha, yeah it was until they started firing and harassing people and closing out their social media.

That’s why I work for myself and have no social media.I say as I please 24/7
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: nicorulez on March 30, 2019, 09:02:16 AM
The world is too politically correct. My God, this year the libs were going after old Christmas Carols. WTF. Everybody is offended. I am shocked at the Democrats. They have the party of anti-white males with apologies for white privilege and reparations for slavery  ::). One question to my liberal black cohorts on GB, have you ever seen an Vietnamese immigrant on the welfare line. Answer is no. I have worked in Charity hospitals in Houston, New Orleans, and Miami during training....I have never seen a lazier class of people than inner city folk who teethe off the welfare system for generations, but expect five star care when they are uninsured or have Medicaid. If Democrats would for once man up and demand a work requirement and time limit on Social Services for able bodied individuals, there would not be so much closet hate toward blacks and hispanics...who also suck the system dry.

I suspect the closet racism you see on the boards is just a frustration with society catering to lazy people. Personally, I could care less if you are white, brown, yellow, or green....if you get your ass up and work I respect you. If you are a lazy piece of scum then I have no use for you. Republicans in there own way encourage work in a nice way. Democrats feel by being born and not aborted in your mom's womb you deserve a liveable wage. GTFO.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2019, 09:19:37 AM
The world is too politically correct. My God, this year the libs were going after old Christmas Carols. WTF. Everybody is offended. I am shocked at the Democrats. They have the party of anti-white males with apologies for white privilege and reparations for slavery  ::). One question to my liberal black cohorts on GB, have you ever seen an Vietnamese immigrant on the welfare line. Answer is no. I have worked in Charity hospitals in Houston, New Orleans, and Miami during training....I have never seen a lazier class of people than inner city folk who teethe off the welfare system for generations, but expect five star care when they are uninsured or have Medicaid. If Democrats would for once man up and demand a work requirement and time limit on Social Services for able bodied individuals, there would not be so much closet hate toward blacks and hispanics...who also suck the system dry.

I suspect the closet racism you see on the boards is just a frustration with society catering to lazy people. Personally, I could care less if you are white, brown, yellow, or green....if you get your ass up and work I respect you. If you are a lazy piece of scum then I have no use for you. Republicans in there own way encourage work in a nice way. Democrats feel by being born and not aborted in your mom's womb you deserve a liveable wage. GTFO.

Exactly
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: YngiweRhoads on March 30, 2019, 10:04:53 AM
These seem to be fair game.

Cracker
Redneck
Hillbilly.
Honky
White Trash
Trailer Trash
Hick
Bumpkin
Peckerwood


Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2019, 10:24:38 AM



HAHAHAHAH wow haven’t seen that movie in a long time,That from black sheep?
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Thin Lizzy on March 30, 2019, 10:30:06 AM
Does stand up comedy even exist anymore?  Seems like Political Correctness has made the profession obsolete.

I could see snowflakes getting butthurt about this one:


“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”

John Cleese
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: AbrahamG on April 01, 2019, 09:22:11 AM
Abraham, I disagree. The majority of us conservatives are not racist. I propose that there are more closet racist liberals and Democrats than Republicans. Take an hour and listen to David Webb sometime. Dude is smart, logical, and his points are spot on. He is also very black. There are a segment of the alt right that are complete morons and the equivalent on our side as AOC / Omar / Sanders are on the left. However, most conservatives just believe in hard work, less government interference, lower taxes, less social services for able bodied individuals, and self determination. I don't want a handout. I worked my ass off to be an MD. I don't think it is fair that the government taxes me now up to 37 cents plus on the dollar, when fifty percent of Americans pay no taxes.

That you cannot fully condemn the alt right but only a segment of the alt right speaks volumes. Comparing the alt right to Bernie Sanders makes my point. Also, I'm more alarmed by the rights buying into "reverse racism" non I am the alt right and their blatant kkk, skinhead, hate speech being brought to the surface.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: LittleJ on April 01, 2019, 09:37:28 AM
So my post gets erased but secrawler saying all the things about whites is left.Talk about fucking racist.obviously the mods are fucking Democrats.its not racist if against white.Fuck you.

Why are you so angry? ???
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Powerlift66 on April 01, 2019, 11:35:29 AM
I'm surrounded by white conservatives, and we have black folks who work w/ us, lift w/ us the gym, party together, etc.
I see zero racism around here. Though there is very little crime, and like a 95% white demographic. (This aint no Chicago).

Turn on the news, MSM creates and pushes so much out, they fuel and create hate.
I feel many are just sick of being on the defense that we are "bad" and just give it back. People can feck around and act out on here, I feel many aren't racists, just reacting whats shoved in faces daily.
Black folks included. Aren't most just playing a character here)?  8)

We know the brutally honest people on here who say what they mean, and they give 2 fucks, and neither should anyone else by calling them "racists" or whatever.
The ones who call people that are probably that themselves.

Created by politicians to maintain class separation, etc. Silly-ass cry-baby world of today, everyones triggered and a cry-baby...
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: Powerlift66 on April 01, 2019, 11:36:14 AM
What do you call a black guy flying a plane??

"A pilot" you racist.... ::)
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: LittleJ on April 01, 2019, 11:44:25 AM
I'm surrounded by white conservatives, and we have black folks who work w/ us, lift w/ us the gym, party together, etc.
I see zero racism around here. Though there is very little crime, and like a 95% white demographic. (This aint no Chicago).

Turn on the news, MSM creates and pushes so much out, they fuel and create hate.
I feel many are just sick of being on the defense that we are "bad" and just give it back. People can feck around and act out on here, I feel many aren't racists, just reacting whats shoved in faces daily.
Black folks included. Aren't most just playing a character here)?  8)

We know the brutally honest people on here who say what they mean, and they give 2 fucks, and neither should anyone else by calling them "racists" or whatever.
The ones who call people that are probably that themselves.

Created by politicians to maintain class separation, etc. Silly-ass cry-baby world of today, everyones triggered and a cry-baby...

I agree there isn't any black racist people on getbig
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: anvil on April 01, 2019, 12:21:31 PM
Fred Sanford and Aunt Esther, best insult ever on TV:


Fred:  "Esther you so ugly, I could push yo face into some dough and make GORILLA COOKIES."
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: robcguns on April 01, 2019, 12:30:07 PM
Why are you so angry? ???

Funny you should say that.I am done being angry,at least I will try to be done being angry.I feel it’s times to stop watching the news and stop paying attention cause years ago I was in a much better mood not watching the news and keeping up with current events.
Title: Re: Jokes that wouldn't fly today
Post by: blinky on April 01, 2019, 01:09:00 PM
Fred Sanford and Aunt Esther, best insult ever on TV:


Fred:  "Esther you so ugly, I could push yo face into some dough and make GORILLA COOKIES."

That was a great show!  ;D

Imagine that or All in the Family on tv today