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Title: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 04:45:47 AM
this is better for your colon. who squats on the toilet? would this aid in my flexibility for squats & anal sex?

Title: Re: poop
Post by: Matt on June 01, 2019, 04:54:15 AM
I do it that way all the time. I have been for over a year. A friend posted on Facebook that was the better way to do it...and also, someone else told me squatting like spiderman while taking a stinker is healthier.

So I always take stinkers that way.

I actually DIDN'T do it that way for the first time in a long way last week, just to try again.

Does anyone else have information confirming that this is the healthy way to take stinkers?
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 05:01:19 AM
It´s good to check your poop too. make sure it Looks healthy could give a good indication About your colons Health.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 05:05:35 AM
My poop was a bit runny today but i think it was the Curry from last night.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Taffin on June 01, 2019, 05:36:21 AM
Haven't watched the vid yet but have to admit the only time I've ever done a squat poop is when I've been caught out on a hike!  Never considered balancing on the porcelain...

But while we're (literally) talking sh1t I do think it's good to monitor it in a couple of ways

1  Be aware  of the 3x3 rule - you shouldn't need to go more than 3 times a day, and any longer than 3 days between movements and you are constipated and shoukd consider fiber/psyllium supplementation

2  Be aware of the classifications in the famous Bristol Stool Chart

(https://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Bristol-Stool-Chart-Desktop-640px-96ppi.jpg)

Title: Re: poop
Post by: 6 Reps on June 01, 2019, 05:41:34 AM
this is better for your colon. who squats on the toilet? would this aid in my flexibility for squats & anal sex?


Instead, get yourself a Squatty Potty:
Title: Re: poop
Post by: SF1900 on June 01, 2019, 05:49:21 AM
Haven't watched the vid yet but have to admit the only time I've ever done a squat poop is when I've been caught out on a hike!  Never considered balancing on the porcelain...

But while we're (literally) talking sh1t I do think it's good to monitor it in a couple of ways

1  Be aware  of the 3x3 rule - you shouldn't need to go more than 3 times a day, and any longer than 3 days between movements and you are constipated and shoukd consider fiber/psyllium supplementation

2  Be aware of the classifications in the famous Bristol Stool Chart

(https://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Bristol-Stool-Chart-Desktop-640px-96ppi.jpg)



If I maintain adequate amounts of fruits and vegetables, my poop normally looks like 3 and 4.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: G_Thang on June 01, 2019, 05:53:21 AM
an informative thread of gay scat experts.  :(
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 06:05:14 AM
If I maintain adequate amounts of fruits and vegetables, my poop normally looks like 3 and 4.

yes you have to get some fruits and veggies in there. I honestly think that taking a big Dump is one of the best Feelings in the world.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: SF1900 on June 01, 2019, 06:06:21 AM
yes you have to get some fruits and veggies in there. I honestly think that taking a big Dump is one of the best Feelings in the world.

Correct. It’s a very good feeling.

Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 06:19:17 AM
I mean this is important info
Title: Re: poop
Post by: tres_taco_combo on June 01, 2019, 06:24:52 AM
even hot girls look at their poop  ;D
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 06:26:53 AM
even hot girls look at their poop  ;D

when you hear a Hot Girl fart on the toilet i find it very erotic.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: tres_taco_combo on June 01, 2019, 06:32:36 AM
when you hear a Hot Girl fart on the toilet i find it very erotic.

i do not think so.

i do not fart around my girl - and i prefer girls to not fart around me.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: The Italian Lifter on June 01, 2019, 06:42:16 AM
when you hear a Hot Girl fart on the toilet i find it very erotic.

... No disrespect but I'm waiting Howard's opinion on this  :)
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 06:43:32 AM
i do not think so.

i do not fart around my girl - and i prefer girls to not fart around me.

Look at her face she loves it.

Title: Re: poop
Post by: Matt on June 01, 2019, 07:05:30 AM
It´s good to check your poop too. make sure it Looks healthy could give a good indication About your colons Health.

Great post. But shouldn't your name be poonal?
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Taffin on June 01, 2019, 07:11:18 AM
If I maintain adequate amounts of fruits and vegetables, my poop normally looks like 3 and 4.

Thanks for the update  ;D
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 07:31:18 AM
Great post. But shouldn't your name be poonal?

haha...
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Board_SHERIF on June 01, 2019, 07:48:50 AM
... No disrespect but I'm waiting Howard's opinion on this  :)

shit fetish howard cums when he hears the golden fart
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 01, 2019, 07:57:18 AM
Haven't watched the vid yet but have to admit the only time I've ever done a squat poop is when I've been caught out on a hike!  Never considered balancing on the porcelain...

But while we're (literally) talking sh1t I do think it's good to monitor it in a couple of ways

1  Be aware  of the 3x3 rule - you shouldn't need to go more than 3 times a day, and any longer than 3 days between movements and you are constipated and shoukd consider fiber/psyllium supplementation

2  Be aware of the classifications in the famous Bristol Stool Chart

(https://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Bristol-Stool-Chart-Desktop-640px-96ppi.jpg)



How many wipes would you say is normal?🤔
Title: Re: poop
Post by: robcguns on June 01, 2019, 08:04:37 AM
Just sit on the fucking toilet and go,no need to get fancy.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 08:50:31 AM
Just sit on the fucking toilet and go,no need to get fancy.

No your shit is important bro. tells you a lot About your inner workings. what you poop is how healthy you are. No doubt yours have jizz in there
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Fallsview on June 01, 2019, 09:00:34 AM
Goodmorrow,


Many anthropologist agree that doing a bowel movement while swimming is the best way. Reasoning behind this is that you are not crunching your colon but allowing it to flow naturally out.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 09:09:00 AM
Goodmorrow,


Many anthropologist agree that doing a bowel movement while swimming is the best way. Reasoning behind this is that you are not crunching your colon but allowing it to flow naturally out.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey i can dig that. I will drop a log in the pool
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Henda on June 01, 2019, 09:26:41 AM
Fuck that
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 01, 2019, 10:23:57 AM
The toilet is a recent invention. Throughout the ages, people took dumps while in a deep squat position. Perhaps that’s why people today have such a piss poor quad development.🤔
Title: Re: poop
Post by: robcguns on June 01, 2019, 10:46:32 AM
No your shit is important bro. tells you a lot About your inner workings. what you poop is how healthy you are. No doubt yours have jizz in there

Yeah you got me,there is jizz in my crap.Weird fucking Dude.whos gimmick are you?
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 01, 2019, 11:13:02 AM
The toilet is a recent invention. Throughout the ages, people took dumps while in a deep squat position. Perhaps that’s why people today have such a piss poor quad development.🤔

look at most 3rd world countries they still crap like that. France too in some places.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: wes on June 01, 2019, 11:36:58 AM
Shitty thread!
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Taffin on June 01, 2019, 12:10:48 PM
^^^ HAHAHAAA!





How many wipes would you say is normal?🤔

Excellent question - this is one of those things in life you are left to work out for yourself - no Poop 101 class...

Eddie Murphy (I think) did a skit about different scenarios here - sometimes next to nothing is needed - sometimes half a roll.  (In the case of Greg Kovacs, allegedly sometimes entire beach towels!  ;D)

It's not that simple though... Most bodybuilders have got a touch of OCD about them if they are brutally honest, so the problem here is potential overwipe:  some theorise that haeomorrhoids are actually caused by micro-abrasions from over wiping and/or using low quality tissue, which breaks the skin and lets infections in - hello pus bubble  :-X

To avoid this problem, since using wet wipes would be turbo ghey, move to a high quality paper laced with Aloe Vera

Pro-tip:  For me, the life changing event many years ago was our first bidet...
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 01, 2019, 12:22:28 PM
this is better for your colon. who squats on the toilet? would this aid in my flexibility for squats & anal sex?

Saw that video before.  Why doesn't she just squat with her feet on the floor instead of up on the bowl like that?  If I stood up on the bowl and took a shit like that it would take an hour to clean up the bathroom afterwards.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Henda on June 01, 2019, 12:41:57 PM
Look at her face she loves it.



That is absolutely fucking repulsive, bitch looks to be sloppy-fat judging by her fat arms and this is the behaviour you expect from a disgusting fat woman
Title: Re: poop
Post by: chaos on June 01, 2019, 04:32:49 PM
Look at her face she loves it.


How does she wipe with no TP there ???
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 02, 2019, 03:00:51 AM
How does she wipe with no TP there ???
She's all natural. :-[
Title: Re: poop
Post by: IRON CROSS on June 02, 2019, 03:06:38 AM
when you hear a Hot Girl fart on the toilet i find it very erotic.


ponal is ratherbebig

Title: Re: poop
Post by: kreator on June 02, 2019, 03:10:37 AM
That is absolutely fucking repulsive, bitch looks to be sloppy-fat judging by her fat arms and this is the behaviour you expect from a disgusting fat woman

Heeey, if the title says she’s sexy, then she’s sexy!!! Who are we to say otherwise???

The video made me sick too
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Theoak* on June 02, 2019, 04:16:01 AM
The female anus exist solely for visual and sexual pleasure. Hot women never fart and rarely shit, if at all.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: BlackMetallic on June 02, 2019, 04:42:05 AM
The female anus exist solely for visual and sexual pleasure. Hot women never fart and rarely shit, if at all.

I agree

Emily Blunt and Rachel McAdams do not poop

Food evaporates in their bodys

The rear ends are solely for cosmetic and visual purposes
Title: Re: poop
Post by: ponal on June 02, 2019, 05:29:20 AM
How does she wipe with no TP there ???


Hand? wet wipes? of Course the Japanese have a water spray to clean your hole


Title: Re: poop
Post by: Board_SHERIF on June 02, 2019, 08:19:17 AM

ponal is ratherbebig



this thread is too "interesting" to be a RatherBeFat stinking Muzzie thread.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: chaos on June 02, 2019, 08:50:53 AM

ponal is ratherbebig


Ponal is too easy to guess and you're guessing wrong.

Muay Thai is better than Aikido!
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 02, 2019, 10:46:27 AM
I find that peanut butter has a negative effect on dump quality 💩💩

I need to find an alternative to put on rice cakes.🤔
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Griffith on June 02, 2019, 11:28:35 AM


Hand? wet wipes? of Course the Japanese have a water spray to clean your hole




In Thailand they use a water pipe attached to a spray gun next to the toilet.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: IRON CROSS on June 02, 2019, 02:25:19 PM
Ponal is too easy to guess and you're guessing wrong.

Muay Thai is better than Aikido!

Yeah, Muay Thai wins !.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: IRON CROSS on June 02, 2019, 02:30:06 PM
I find that peanut butter has a negative effect on dump quality 💩💩

I need to find an alternative to put on rice cakes.🤔



Green figs + cold beer =  ;D (guess what)

(super fast laxative  ;))

Title: Re: poop
Post by: SF1900 on June 02, 2019, 02:48:16 PM
Thanks for the update  ;D

Ha no problem  ;D
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Princess L on June 02, 2019, 04:05:56 PM
I find that peanut butter has a negative effect on dump quality 💩💩

I need to find an alternative to put on rice cakes.🤔

WTF you eating rice cakes for  ???  :-X
Title: Re: poop
Post by: mryorkielover on June 02, 2019, 04:12:46 PM
I've been using the Squatty Potty for over 2 years now. It does make a big difference. Plus this commercial for it is funny as hell:





Title: Re: poop
Post by: Fortress on June 02, 2019, 05:01:59 PM
Just dump and be done with it.

Fucking weirdos.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2019, 08:57:09 PM
Just dump and be done with it.

Fucking weirdos.
Exactly. 
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Hypo on June 02, 2019, 11:33:01 PM
Instead, get yourself a Squatty Potty:

You could always just lean forward to tilt your pelvis in the correct position. :-\
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 03, 2019, 05:39:44 AM
WTF you eating rice cakes for  ???  :-X

I’m at a loss for snack ideas. Rice cakes with PB & J takes off the hunger edge.
Title: Re: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: IroNat on June 03, 2019, 05:47:37 AM
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Title: Re: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: Slik on June 03, 2019, 06:09:55 AM
PSA. I’ve had dozens of patients over the years die early due to colon cancer. Get your regularly scheduled colonoscopies. Easily preventable cancer. The one good thing O-dumbshit did was to make all routine colonoscopies for Americans free. Well let me rephrase that. If you have health insurance you don’t pay a penny for a routine colonoscopy if u have no symptoms.

As for this thread topic it’s great advice. At marshals or TJ or amazon get these folding step stools for each bathroom $10!each. Will fold and be nearly unnoticeable when not in use.

Folding Step Stool 9 Inch (Blue) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IJEKZFE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_jPr9CbAZXNP73 (http://Folding Step Stool 9 Inch (Blue) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IJEKZFE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_jPr9CbAZXNP73)

Have a really nice guy currently. Worked his whole life as an airplane mechanic. Few months from retirement. Kept seeing blood in the bowl never getting it checked. He figured hemorrhoids. Unfortunately he was wrong.

Title: Re: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: IroNat on June 03, 2019, 06:22:39 AM

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Title: Re: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: Slik on June 03, 2019, 06:39:46 AM
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this makes no sense. If the stool were lower she would still be in the same position yet closer to the toilet.
Title: Re: poop
Post by: Pet shop boys on June 03, 2019, 06:55:37 AM
It´s good to check your poop too. make sure it Looks healthy could give a good indication About your colons Health.


I did once....and it felt like Kamali was looking right back at me .....



Won't try that again .


WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 03, 2019, 10:09:35 AM
this makes no sense. If the stool were lower she would still be in the same position yet closer to the toilet.
Look at her.  She doesn't look like she makes much sense or has any.
Title: Re: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: oldtimer1 on June 03, 2019, 11:55:11 AM
I know my health improved after I stopped using this thing. It was agony. 
Title: Re: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: IroNat on June 03, 2019, 01:02:37 PM
I know my health improved after I stopped using this thing. It was agony. 

Is this the same person who sued McDonalds because the coffee was hot?
 ;D
Title: Re: How to squat on the toilet - healthier for you!
Post by: ponal on June 04, 2019, 01:13:55 AM
PSA. I’ve had dozens of patients over the years die early due to colon cancer. Get your regularly scheduled colonoscopies. Easily preventable cancer. The one good thing O-dumbshit did was to make all routine colonoscopies for Americans free. Well let me rephrase that. If you have health insurance you don’t pay a penny for a routine colonoscopy if u have no symptoms.

As for this thread topic it’s great advice. At marshals or TJ or amazon get these folding step stools for each bathroom $10!each. Will fold and be nearly unnoticeable when not in use.

Folding Step Stool 9 Inch (Blue) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IJEKZFE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_jPr9CbAZXNP73 (http://Folding Step Stool 9 Inch (Blue) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IJEKZFE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_jPr9CbAZXNP73)

Have a really nice guy currently. Worked his whole life as an airplane mechanic. Few months from retirement. Kept seeing blood in the bowl never getting it checked. He figured hemorrhoids. Unfortunately he was wrong.


Yup  check your Poop !