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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Matt on January 12, 2020, 12:29:47 PM
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Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her FISHY Vagina.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth-paltro-is-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina
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Western women are truly lost.
Paltrow is mentally ill.
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Western women are truly lost.
Paltrow is mentally ill.
This is why I love the internet - because people will make comments like yours, as well as the hundreds of comments in response to this video, calling Paltrow out for this:
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Wtf lol
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How many did you order Matt?
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How many did you order Matt?
Sold out. :( :'(
;D
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I really don’t understand this, is it an Onion article??
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How do we know for sure? Does she come by and spread eagle for us to verify it's her vagina and not Whoopie Goldbergs?
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I really don’t understand this, is it an Onion article??
It's real.
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How do we know for sure? Does she come by and spread eagle for us to verify it's her vagina and not Whoopie Goldbergs?
Whoopie has her own out
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Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her FISHY Vagina.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth-paltro-is-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina
(https://www.bearcountrybees.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Newfish_candle.jpg).
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What’s next, soap on a rope that smells like manly ass crack ?
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looks like she stole the idea
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/615f9N97IkL._SL1000_.jpg)
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https://cheekychopscards.co.uk/products/sweaty-minge-wanky-candles
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Fuck,Ive been working on a candle that smells like my balls and I was so close. ZIMMERMAN
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Is she double jointed? Otherwise how the heck would she know what her vagina smells like?
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Is she double jointed? Otherwise how the heck would she know what her vagina smells like?
By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.
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By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.
Hahaha that made me laugh pretty hard.
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Is she double jointed? Otherwise how the heck would she know what her vagina smells like?
Possibly from reading my posts.
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Is she double jointed? Otherwise how the heck would she know what her vagina smells like?
Same way you know what your ass smells like.
By sniffing her boyfriend’s dick.
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By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.
LMFAO!! ;D
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Same way you know what your ass smells like.
By sniffing her boyfriend’s dick.
Smells SOGGY!
Ooooh, that soggy ol stench... ;D
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Smells SOGGY!
Ooooh, that soggy ol stench... ;D
Moist and rancid.
Like a four month old jerk off sock
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::) ;D
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She's a nutcase
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Love gweneth love stank pussy
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Love gweneth love stank pussy
you are in love
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By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.
Lmao. Prime needs a vacation. Maybe even a weekend cock bender.
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Love gweneth love stank pussy
Nice Matt impression! LMAO.
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When’s your birthday, Matty?
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Pussy is pussy
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Never got around to beating off to her weedy ass.
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She's hot
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What a dumb, hollyweird, retarded Koont...
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Possibly from reading my posts.
A candle that smells like fish? Don't think it's going to be a hot item. ???
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I want to smell her vagina
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I want to smell her vagina
Now that it’s “out in the open” so to speak, I’m a little curious of her scent too.
“Wafting, wafting....everyone likes their own brand.”
(Credit to Mike Myers - Fat Bastard)
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Moist and rancid.
Like a four month old jerk off sock
Old Soggy is gone mental ::)
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She's hot
Hi Gwyneth!
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By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.
Her fingers would contaminate the sent. You fucking retard.
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Her cream filled pussy smell better suited for fleshlight business
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Her fingers would contaminate the sent. You fucking retard.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/038b6721ad1c24d7b6cc1ae347ac3383/tumblr_q41ek0ygdr1ytsttzo1_250.gifv)
Your daughter should have you euthanized.
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A Candle that smells like a Gloryhole (semen and ass) that hasn't been cleaned for a year = Scent of Soggy Prime
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Vivid imagery. ^
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She's like 50 now anyways, who'd want to smell that dried up old wounded rabbit....
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Whoopie has her own out
(https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/thumb/msid-42391886,width-400,resizemode-4/42391886.jpg)
ah hahahaha ;D
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Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.
What sane women is out smelling shit and then stops and thinks, hmmm, this smells like my pussy. I should make a candle out of it.
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It'll smell like fish and desperation.
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Pussy is pussy
You obviously never saw the Hope Solo photos....
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Pussy is pussy
Have you seen, touched or licked more than one pussy? No a pussy is not a pussy.
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Great video, except for the part where he bashed "Holocaust Deniers". I guess I forgot that we must all believe things without evidence. What, with all the written documentation from Hitler about this alleged Holocaust having happened. ::)
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Slowly going crazy while her looks fade.
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What’s next, soap on a rope that smells like manly ass crack ?
Don't give them any more ideas.
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She's a nutcase
I bet they sell out :o
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Same way you know what your ass smells like.
By sniffing her boyfriend’s dick.
The fact that, every recent thread in which Soggy posts, multiple members bash him for being a sick, deviant freak amuses me.
Yet, in his own little mind, he continues to post, because he honestly believes HE is the one who is right, and EVERYONE ELSE is wrong.
At least howard took the hint and left with his tail between his legs.
Soggy can’t do the same because that space is usually occupied by a “third-party appendage.”
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The fact that, every recent thread in which Soggy posts, multiple members bash him for being a sick, deviant freak amuses me.
Yet, in his own little mind, he continues to post, because he honestly believes HE is the one who is right, and EVERYONE ELSE is wrong.
At least howard took the hint and left with his tail between his legs.
Soggy can’t do the same because that space is usually occupied by a “third-party appendage.”
The senile soggy old queer spent his afternoon Googling Russian assault laws so he could end up not making the point he thinks he is making
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Now that it’s “out in the open” so to speak, I’m a little curious of her scent too.
“Wafting, wafting....everyone likes their own brand.”
(Credit to Mike Myers - Fat Bastard)
Go on...... :P
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Go on...... :P
https://tenor.com/o8wS.gif
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In all likelihood, this candle smells like what she thinks her vagina smells like. She obviously thinks her shit doesn't stink, now she's taken it one step further.
Hollywood fueled mental illness.
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In all likelihood, this candle smells like what she thinks her vagina smells like. She obviously thinks her shit doesn't stink, now she's taken it one step further.
Hollywood fueled mental illness.
If you could buy a scented candle of one current Getbigger’s ripe genital sweat (me excluded), who would you select ?
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Joy Behar trying to cash in on Paltrow... >:(
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What a coincidence, I’m selling a candle that smells like my cock after a gym sesh...
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What a coincidence, I’m selling a candle that smells like my cock after a gym sesh...
Does the candle smell more like fermented nutsack, or more like your boyfriend’s poop chute ?
😂😂
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Does the candle smell more like fermented nutsack, or more like your boyfriend’s poop chute ?
😂😂
lol....my wife is my training partner
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If you could buy a scented candle of one current Getbigger’s ripe genital sweat (me excluded), who would you select ?
Booty, because I think she's the only female left in this place.
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Have you seen, touched or licked more than one pussy? No a pussy is not a pussy.
There's some dirty skank ass shit out there....
First chick I was ever with had the smelliest most disgusting pussy I've ever encountered, I thought they were all filthy like that.... Have never experienced one anywhere near as bad since.
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There's some dirty skank ass shit out there....
First chick I was ever with had the smelliest most disgusting pussy I've ever encountered, I thought they were all filthy like that.... Have never experienced one anywhere near as bad since.
Maybe it just never crossed her mind. Muskiest one I ever met was also the first one I ever met, but I suspect youthful ignorance on her part.
Mind you, I met a bad one aged 30 once too. And that I do not forgive. If a grown woman can't maintain her twat in a presentable condition then she's got issues I don't need to learn about.
Conversely, if I whipped out some cheese stick a woman would be well within her rights to show me the door and fair enough.
Wash your genitals.
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Wash your genitals.
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Jordan B. A. Peterscrubber.
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A pox on Paltrow.
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https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle?country=USA&variant_id=74552
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I'll bet she sells a ton of these candles.
Other female celebrities will jump on this idea too.
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Maybe it just never crossed her mind. Muskiest one I ever met was also the first one I ever met, but I suspect youthful ignorance on her part.
Mind you, I met a bad one aged 30 once too. And that I do not forgive. If a grown woman can't maintain her twat in a presentable condition then she's got issues I don't need to learn about.
Conversely, if I whipped out some cheese stick a woman would be well within her rights to show me the door and fair enough.
Wash your genitals.
Yep it's filth, I've had a couple where there was a minor scent, after a night of drinking and drugs partying I can forgive that, but the chick I refer to was like rotten fish! Real bad.... Disgusting stuff.
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Yep it's filth, I've had a couple where there was a minor scent, after a night of drinking and drugs partying I can forgive that, but the chick I refer to was like rotten fish! Real bad.... Disgusting stuff.
Given enough time, all vaginas smell that way.
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so the candle smells like Hollywood producer cock?
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so the candle smells like Hollywood producer cock?
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I've been posting about how FISHY vaginas smell for a while now, and many on here disagreed.
Nice to see that Joe Rogan agrees though:
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so the candle smells like Hollywood producer cock?
Yes, Paltrow is just the middleman.
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Along these lines...this 2012 film has the main character buying strains of celebrity's viruses to inject himself with. It's a crazy watch.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2099556/
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Along these lines...this 2012 film has the main character buying strains of celebrity's viruses to inject himself with. It's a crazy watch.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2099556/
Brandon Cronenberg, like father like son.
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Booty, because I think she's the only female left in this place.
Okay, excluding booty and Coach’s wife, or any other female Getbigger I forgot.
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Sex education 100 for Matt and others.
Gardnerella - Bacterial Vaginosis
Symptoms
"Up to 50% of women diagnosed with bacterial vaginosis do not have symptoms. In others, it causes an unpleasant "fishy" vaginal odor and a yellow or white vaginal discharge. For some women, these symptoms are especially bothersome during or after intercourse. The discharge seen in bacterial vaginosis tends to be thinner than the "cheesy," thick discharge seen in vaginal yeast (Candida) infections. Bacterial vaginosis usually does not cause significant irritation of the vulva or pain during intercourse. If you have these symptoms, your doctor will check for other possible causes."
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Sex education 100 for Matt and others.
Gardnerella - Bacterial Vaginosis
Symptoms
"Up to 50% of women diagnosed with bacterial vaginosis do not have symptoms. In others, it causes an unpleasant "fishy" vaginal odor and a yellow or white vaginal discharge. For some women, these symptoms are especially bothersome during or after intercourse. The discharge seen in bacterial vaginosis tends to be thinner than the "cheesy," thick discharge seen in vaginal yeast (Candida) infections. Bacterial vaginosis usually does not cause significant irritation of the vulva or pain during intercourse. If you have these symptoms, your doctor will check for other possible causes."
If only someone would invent a vaginal supinator. Problem solved!
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Much rather have one that smells like her mothers.
J
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Much rather have one that smells like her mothers.
J
Blythe Danner has always made my dick hard.
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Okay, excluding booty and Coach’s wife, or any other female Getbigger I forgot.
Then count me out.
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$75 and it's sold out. You have to get on a waiting list for it. :-\
According to the description of the product on the Goop site, it is best described like this: "With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth."
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By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.
LMAO so hard my stomach cramped 😂😂😂😂😂
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Okay, excluding booty and Coach’s wife, or any other female Getbigger I forgot.
My wife hasn’t posted on here in 15 years and thinks I’m crazy for still posting here.
When we argue it’s “don’t talk to me like that, this isn’t getbig” 😂😂😂
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My wife hasn’t posted on here in 15 years and thinks I’m crazy for still posting here.
When we argue it’s “don’t talk to me like that, this isn’t getbig” 😂😂😂
LOOOL!
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My wife hasn’t posted on here in 15 years and thinks I’m crazy for still posting here.
When we argue it’s “don’t talk to me like that, this isn’t getbig” 😂😂😂
no one leaves, I bet she still has a gimmick account you dont know anything about. ;D
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Now Dwayne Johnson wants to create a candle that smells like his balls
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/12/now-dwayne-johnson-wants-create-candle-smells-like-balls-gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-scent-12044142/?ito=cbshare
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/
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What's gonna be next? She sells a candle that smells like her ass?
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What's gonna be next? She sells a candle that smells like her ass?
Kardashians got to jump on this.
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What's gonna be next? She sells a candle that smells like her ass?
And then a third candle that smells like her taint.
And she can place it on the store shelves between the other two.
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And then a third candle that smells like her taint.
And she can place it on the store shelves between the other two.
Brilliant!
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Her 'experiences' in Hollywood have obviously corroded her brain.
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no one leaves, I bet she still has a gimmick account you dont know anything about. ;D
Strawman?
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Has anyone bought one of these fishy candles yet?
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Has anyone bought one of these fishy candles yet?
I want to buy one
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Has anyone bought one of these fishy candles yet?
Just save money and throw some rotten tuna cans into a trash dumpster in the Arizona heat for a few days. Same skanky thing
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Has anyone bought one of these fishy candles yet?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/413019203029831680/CzVTiOyD_400x400.jpeg)
Settle down Lord Farquaad, everyone knows you’re queer anyway.
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My wife hasn’t posted on here in 15 years and thinks I’m crazy for still posting here.
When we argue it’s “don’t talk to me like that, this isn’t getbig” 😂😂😂
Hahaa!!! ;D ;D
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Supposedly men are buying these candles but I don't see it.
What man is going to buy a $75 candle that smells like a woman's cootch?
It's probably all a marketing con-job and Paltrow bought out the first run herself.
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Supposedly men are buying these candles but I don't see it.
What man is going to buy a $75 candle that smells like a woman's cootch?
It's probably all a marketing con-job and Paltrow bought out the first run herself.
The fact that getbig is talking about her cun't is a win for her. After all, she smokes the filthy cigarettes.
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Supposedly men are buying these candles but I don't see it.
What man is going to buy a $75 candle that smells like a woman's cootch?
It's probably all a marketing con-job and Paltrow bought out the first run herself.
How naive the Flotsam are! No woman is going to replicate the smell of her privates and sell objects scented like this.
So this is nothing but an amusing ploy to get some publicity and have some fun....and make some money.
There is something sexy about a woman who is the epitome of the girl next door doing something naughty.
Heaps of people will buy a candle as a conversation piece. Probably 100% curiosity factor there.
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And then a third candle that smells like her taint.
And she can place it on the store shelves between the other two.
Lol... ;D
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How naive the Flotsam are! No woman is going to replicate the smell of her privates and sell objects scented like this.
So this is nothing but an amusing ploy to get some publicity and have some fun....and make some money.
There is something sexy about a woman who is the epitome of the girl next door doing something naughty.
Heaps of people will buy a candle as a conversation piece. Probably 100% curiosity factor there.
I heard that Arnold caught you sniffing a pair of his sweaty briefs after you pulled them from the hamper.
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I heard that Arnold caught you sniffing a pair of his sweaty briefs after you pulled them from the hamper.
I heard it was Frank Zane. Apparently he's always had a crush on him to this day.
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Remember the thread that was on Getbig a few years ago where the female bodybuilder chick was selling phlegm in a baggy to her schmoes?
She got outed and left.
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I heard that Arnold caught you sniffing a pair of his sweaty briefs after you pulled them from the hamper.
How is this supposed to be remotely amusing? What a bunch of dildos on Getbig!
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How is this supposed to be remotely amusing? What a bunch of dildos on Getbig!
It's not. Anvil was kind enough to set the record straight.
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It's not. Anvil was kind enough to set the record straight.
Both pathological creatures who are not in the slightest amusing. On Getbig that is mainly what is funny....as long as the target is the other guy.
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Both pathological creatures who are not in the slightest amusing. On Getbig that is mainly what is funny....as long as the target is the other guy.
Mr. Canada, here is a link to an Elton John Butt Candle for you to purchase and sniff.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/673317603/saint-elton-john-prayer-candle
Enjoy !
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Both pathological creatures who are not in the slightest amusing. On Getbig that is mainly what is funny....as long as the target is the other guy.
Now now Vince, don't get cranky. I'm not saying it's true, just that it's what I heard. If it was false information than please discard and we'll move on to better topics.
Bicep supinator machines would be a good topic, are you familiar with those? That is a goldmine waiting to be struck if someone would just put them into mass production.
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Getbig gimmicks gone totally bonkers!
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Gwyneth Paltrow has always been an overrated Hollywood "beauty" anyway. Never saw the appeal in her looks and sure don't care to smell her overused gash.
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Gwyneth Paltrow has always been an overrated Hollywood "beauty" anyway. Never saw the appeal in her looks and sure don't care to smell her overused gash.
This.
She's not a bad-looking woman by any means. I'd even say she's pretty. But heavens to biscuits, when I first saw her and people were gushing over "Brad Pitt's hot chick," I remember thinking, "Really?! Have these people never been on a college campus, or frequented a nice restaurant?"
I'll pass on the Essence of Canned Tuna, thanks.
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Bicep supinator machines would be a good topic, are you familiar with those? That is a goldmine waiting to be struck if someone would just put them into mass production.
Chinese copy & sell everything except biceps supinator machinery ???.
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You obviously never saw the Hope Solo photos....
^^
Thanks for reminding us... :-X
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Remember the thread that was on Getbig a few years ago where the female bodybuilder chick was selling phlegm in a baggy to her schmoes?
She got outed and left.
That's filth, I don't even wanna think what for...
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There is something sexy about a woman who is the epitome of the girl next door doing something naughty.
(https://i.postimg.cc/j2Jqj7SQ/egreerh.png)
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This.
She's not a bad-looking woman by any means. I'd even say she's pretty. But heavens to biscuits, when I first saw her and people were gushing over "Brad Pitt's hot chick," I remember thinking, "Really?! Have these people never been on a college campus, or frequented a nice restaurant?"
I'll pass on the Essence of Canned Tuna, thanks.
Any college campus in America has hot women way hotter than most Hollywood actresses.
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Fuck me. The detail in your work is something to behold.
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beautiful shop!
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;D ;D
;D ;D
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What's next? Is she going to sell her used underwear?
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So it smells like fish?
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Brad sure becomes involved with “choice” (fishy-smelling) broads.
Gwynie, Anuston, Jolly.
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So it smells like fish?
LOL!!!!
Yep! Love that scent. Love that fishy scent...
Brad sure becomes involved with “choice” (fishy-smelling) broads.
Gwynie, Anuston, Jolly.
Heh.
Fortress, I felt that in some of my previous posts about FISHY vaginas, you were getting annoyed with my implication that 99.999999% of women have FISHY vaginas.
But isn't this whole vagina scented candle industry evidence that a lot of men do, indeed, feel that women's vaginas smell like FISH?
Did you watch the movie "American Reunion"? In it, Steve Stifler put his fingers in the mouth of Kevin Myers, stating it was a pussy. He then pulled his fingers out of Kevin's mouth and smelled his fingers and said "Nice."
LOL...I love that women watch scenes in movies like this - not often...maybe once a year, on average, or hear a joke about the smell of a vagina maybe once a year - and have to contemplate whether or not their vagina smells like fish, LOL.
That's just something I find funny about even the hottest women - they could be the hottest woman on the planet, and they still have to wonder whether or not their vagina smells like fish!
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LOL!!!!
Yep! Love that scent. Love that fishy scent...
Heh.
Fortress, I felt that in some of my previous posts about FISHY vaginas, you were getting annoyed with my implication that 99.999999% of women have FISHY vaginas.
But isn't this whole vagina scented candle industry evidence that a lot of men do, indeed, feel that women's vaginas smell like FISH?
Did you watch the movie "American Reunion"? In it, Steve Stifler put his fingers in the mouth of Kevin Myers, stating it was a pussy. He then pulled his fingers out of Kevin's mouth and smelled his fingers and said "Nice."
LOL...I love that women watch scenes in movies like this - not often...maybe once a year, on average, or hear a joke about the smell of a vagina maybe once a year - and have to contemplate whether or not their vagina smells like fish, LOL.
That's just something I find funny about even the hottest women - they could be the hottest woman on the planet, and they still have to wonder whether or not their vagina smells like fish!
Uh, okay, Matt.
Love ya, brother.
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I'm willing to sell my dirty underwear for 100 bucks
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On Monday, January 18, a U.K. woman told the Sun that a “This Smells Like My Vagina” Goop candle that she won in an online quiz (about what?) damn near burned her house down after a “50cm flame leapt from the candle and out of the glass jar,” as if she lit a match near a particularly dry bramble. The literal bomb-pussy victim told the Sun, “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.” She eventually got Paltrow’s vagina candle under control by chucking it out her front door.
https://www.vulture.com/2021/01/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-vagina-scented-candle-exploded.html
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