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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #100 on: January 20, 2020, 11:00:07 AM »
Has anyone bought one of these fishy candles yet?
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #101 on: January 20, 2020, 12:17:15 PM »
Quote from: Matt on January 20, 2020, 11:00:07 AM
Has anyone bought one of these fishy candles yet?
I want to buy one
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #102 on: January 20, 2020, 12:42:26 PM »
Quote from: Matt on January 20, 2020, 11:00:07 AM
Has anyone bought one of these fishy candles yet?

Just save money and throw some rotten tuna cans into a trash dumpster in the Arizona heat for a few days.  Same skanky thing
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2020, 01:24:22 PM »
Quote from: Matt on January 20, 2020, 11:00:07 AM
Has anyone bought one of these fishy candles yet?



Settle down Lord Farquaad, everyone knows you’re queer anyway.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2020, 01:28:50 PM »
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #105 on: January 21, 2020, 04:15:46 AM »
Supposedly men are buying these candles but I don't see it.

What man is going to buy a $75 candle that smells like a woman's cootch?

It's probably all a marketing con-job and Paltrow bought out the first run herself.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #106 on: January 21, 2020, 09:03:18 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on January 21, 2020, 04:15:46 AM
Supposedly men are buying these candles but I don't see it.

What man is going to buy a $75 candle that smells like a woman's cootch?

It's probably all a marketing con-job and Paltrow bought out the first run herself.

The fact that getbig is talking about her cun't is a win for her.  After all, she smokes the filthy cigarettes.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #107 on: January 21, 2020, 10:05:30 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on January 21, 2020, 04:15:46 AM
Supposedly men are buying these candles but I don't see it.

What man is going to buy a $75 candle that smells like a woman's cootch?

It's probably all a marketing con-job and Paltrow bought out the first run herself.


How naive the Flotsam are! No woman is going to replicate the smell of her privates and sell objects scented like this.

So this is nothing but an amusing ploy to get some publicity and have some fun....and make some money.

There is something sexy about a woman who is the epitome of the girl next door doing something naughty.

Heaps of people will buy a candle as a conversation piece. Probably 100% curiosity factor there.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #108 on: January 22, 2020, 01:01:00 AM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on January 19, 2020, 04:25:41 PM
And then a third candle that smells like her taint.

And she can place it on the store shelves between the other two.

Lol... ;D
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #109 on: January 22, 2020, 04:08:58 PM »
Quote from: Vince B on January 21, 2020, 10:05:30 PM

How naive the Flotsam are! No woman is going to replicate the smell of her privates and sell objects scented like this.

So this is nothing but an amusing ploy to get some publicity and have some fun....and make some money.

There is something sexy about a woman who is the epitome of the girl next door doing something naughty.

Heaps of people will buy a candle as a conversation piece. Probably 100% curiosity factor there.

I heard that Arnold caught you sniffing a pair of his sweaty briefs after you pulled them from the hamper.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #110 on: January 23, 2020, 10:34:53 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on January 22, 2020, 04:08:58 PM
I heard that Arnold caught you sniffing a pair of his sweaty briefs after you pulled them from the hamper.

I heard it was Frank Zane.  Apparently he's always had a crush on him to this day.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #111 on: January 23, 2020, 07:25:57 PM »
Remember the thread that was on Getbig a few years ago where the female bodybuilder chick was selling phlegm in a baggy to her schmoes?

She got outed and left.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #112 on: January 23, 2020, 08:46:44 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on January 22, 2020, 04:08:58 PM
I heard that Arnold caught you sniffing a pair of his sweaty briefs after you pulled them from the hamper.


How is this supposed to be remotely amusing? What a bunch of dildos on Getbig!
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #113 on: January 23, 2020, 08:52:24 PM »
Quote from: Vince B on January 23, 2020, 08:46:44 PM

How is this supposed to be remotely amusing? What a bunch of dildos on Getbig!

It's not.  Anvil was kind enough to set the record straight.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #114 on: January 23, 2020, 09:30:48 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on January 23, 2020, 08:52:24 PM
It's not.  Anvil was kind enough to set the record straight.


Both pathological creatures who are not in the slightest amusing. On Getbig that is mainly what is funny....as long as the target is the other guy.

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #115 on: January 23, 2020, 09:39:25 PM »
Quote from: Vince B on January 23, 2020, 09:30:48 PM

Both pathological creatures who are not in the slightest amusing. On Getbig that is mainly what is funny....as long as the target is the other guy.


Mr. Canada, here is a link to an Elton John Butt Candle for you to purchase and sniff.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/673317603/saint-elton-john-prayer-candle

Enjoy !
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #116 on: January 23, 2020, 10:03:21 PM »
Quote from: Vince B on January 23, 2020, 09:30:48 PM

Both pathological creatures who are not in the slightest amusing. On Getbig that is mainly what is funny....as long as the target is the other guy.



Now now Vince, don't get cranky.  I'm not saying it's true, just that it's what I heard.  If it was false information than please discard and we'll move on to better topics.   

Bicep supinator machines would be a good topic, are you familiar with those?  That is a goldmine waiting to be struck if someone would just put them into mass production.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #117 on: January 23, 2020, 11:22:29 PM »
Getbig gimmicks gone totally bonkers!
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #118 on: January 24, 2020, 10:30:19 AM »
Gwyneth Paltrow has always been an overrated Hollywood "beauty" anyway.  Never saw the appeal in her looks and sure don't care to smell her overused gash.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #119 on: January 24, 2020, 01:23:00 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on January 24, 2020, 10:30:19 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow has always been an overrated Hollywood "beauty" anyway.  Never saw the appeal in her looks and sure don't care to smell her overused gash.

This.

She's not a bad-looking woman by any means.  I'd even say she's pretty.  But heavens to biscuits, when I first saw her and people were gushing over "Brad Pitt's hot chick," I remember thinking, "Really?!  Have these people never been on a college campus, or frequented a nice restaurant?" 

I'll pass on the Essence of Canned Tuna, thanks.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #120 on: January 24, 2020, 01:25:13 PM »
Quote from: anvil on January 23, 2020, 10:03:21 PM
 

Bicep supinator machines would be a good topic, are you familiar with those?  That is a goldmine waiting to be struck if someone would just put them into mass production.



Chinese copy & sell everything except biceps supinator machinery  ???.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #121 on: January 24, 2020, 11:17:05 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on January 13, 2020, 07:12:26 AM
You obviously never saw the Hope Solo photos....

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #122 on: January 25, 2020, 02:23:44 AM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on January 23, 2020, 07:25:57 PM
Remember the thread that was on Getbig a few years ago where the female bodybuilder chick was selling phlegm in a baggy to her schmoes?

She got outed and left.

That's filth, I don't even wanna think what for...
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #123 on: January 25, 2020, 02:36:49 AM »
Quote from: Vince B on January 21, 2020, 10:05:30 PM
There is something sexy about a woman who is the epitome of the girl next door doing something naughty.


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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #124 on: January 25, 2020, 02:54:33 AM »
Quote from: Titus Pullo on January 24, 2020, 01:23:00 PM
This.

She's not a bad-looking woman by any means.  I'd even say she's pretty.  But heavens to biscuits, when I first saw her and people were gushing over "Brad Pitt's hot chick," I remember thinking, "Really?!  Have these people never been on a college campus, or frequented a nice restaurant?" 

I'll pass on the Essence of Canned Tuna, thanks.
Any college campus in America has hot women way hotter than most Hollywood actresses.
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