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Matt

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2020, 07:28:14 AM »
Quote from: harmankardon1 on January 14, 2020, 06:46:21 AM
Yep it's filth, I've had a couple where there was a minor scent, after a night of drinking and drugs partying I can forgive that, but the chick I refer to was like rotten fish! Real bad.... Disgusting stuff.

Given enough time, all vaginas smell that way.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2020, 09:05:45 AM »
so the candle smells like Hollywood producer cock?
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2020, 09:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Voice of Doom on January 14, 2020, 09:05:45 AM
so the candle smells like Hollywood producer cock?

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2020, 12:33:01 PM »
I've been posting about how FISHY vaginas smell for a while now, and many on here disagreed.

Nice to see that Joe Rogan agrees though:
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #79 on: January 14, 2020, 12:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Voice of Doom on January 14, 2020, 09:05:45 AM
so the candle smells like Hollywood producer cock?

Yes, Paltrow is just the middleman.

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #80 on: January 14, 2020, 01:40:46 PM »
Along these lines...this 2012 film has the main character buying strains of celebrity's viruses to inject himself with. It's a crazy watch.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2099556/
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2020, 01:46:51 PM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on January 14, 2020, 01:40:46 PM
Along these lines...this 2012 film has the main character buying strains of celebrity's viruses to inject himself with. It's a crazy watch.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2099556/

Brandon Cronenberg, like father like son.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #82 on: January 14, 2020, 02:28:15 PM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on January 13, 2020, 09:24:26 PM
Booty, because I think she's the only female left in this place.

Okay, excluding booty and Coach’s wife, or any other female Getbigger I forgot.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #83 on: January 14, 2020, 04:31:40 PM »
Sex education 100 for Matt and others.

Gardnerella - Bacterial Vaginosis

Symptoms

"Up to 50% of women diagnosed with bacterial vaginosis do not have symptoms. In others, it causes an unpleasant "fishy" vaginal odor and a yellow or white vaginal discharge. For some women, these symptoms are especially bothersome during or after intercourse. The discharge seen in bacterial vaginosis tends to be thinner than the "cheesy," thick discharge seen in vaginal yeast (Candida) infections. Bacterial vaginosis usually does not cause significant irritation of the vulva or pain during intercourse. If you have these symptoms, your doctor will check for other possible causes."
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #84 on: January 14, 2020, 04:33:47 PM »
Quote from: Vince B on January 14, 2020, 04:31:40 PM
Sex education 100 for Matt and others.

Gardnerella - Bacterial Vaginosis

Symptoms

"Up to 50% of women diagnosed with bacterial vaginosis do not have symptoms. In others, it causes an unpleasant "fishy" vaginal odor and a yellow or white vaginal discharge. For some women, these symptoms are especially bothersome during or after intercourse. The discharge seen in bacterial vaginosis tends to be thinner than the "cheesy," thick discharge seen in vaginal yeast (Candida) infections. Bacterial vaginosis usually does not cause significant irritation of the vulva or pain during intercourse. If you have these symptoms, your doctor will check for other possible causes."

If only someone would invent a vaginal supinator.  Problem solved!
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #85 on: January 14, 2020, 04:47:32 PM »
Much rather have one that smells like her mothers.

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #86 on: January 14, 2020, 04:48:25 PM »
Quote from: JAGO on January 14, 2020, 04:47:32 PM
Much rather have one that smells like her mothers.

J

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #87 on: January 14, 2020, 05:53:30 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on January 14, 2020, 02:28:15 PM
Okay, excluding booty and Coach’s wife, or any other female Getbigger I forgot.

Then count me out.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #88 on: January 14, 2020, 07:10:36 PM »
$75 and it's sold out.  You have to get on a waiting list for it.  :-\

According to the description of the product on the Goop site, it is best described like this: "With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth."
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #89 on: January 14, 2020, 11:30:04 PM »
Quote from: sarcafago on January 12, 2020, 03:44:38 PM
By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.

LMAO so hard my stomach cramped 😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #90 on: January 14, 2020, 11:33:14 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on January 14, 2020, 02:28:15 PM
Okay, excluding booty and Coach’s wife, or any other female Getbigger I forgot.

My wife hasn’t posted on here in 15 years and thinks I’m crazy for still posting here.

When we argue it’s “don’t talk to me like that, this isn’t getbig” 😂😂😂
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #91 on: January 15, 2020, 12:01:05 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 14, 2020, 11:33:14 PM
My wife hasn’t posted on here in 15 years and thinks I’m crazy for still posting here.

When we argue it’s “don’t talk to me like that, this isn’t getbig” 😂😂😂


LOOOL!
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #92 on: January 15, 2020, 07:39:41 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 14, 2020, 11:33:14 PM
My wife hasn’t posted on here in 15 years and thinks I’m crazy for still posting here.

When we argue it’s “don’t talk to me like that, this isn’t getbig” 😂😂😂

no one leaves, I bet she still has a gimmick account you dont know anything about.  ;D
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #93 on: January 15, 2020, 07:43:26 AM »
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #94 on: January 19, 2020, 03:35:20 PM »
What's gonna be next? She sells a candle that smells like her ass?
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #95 on: January 19, 2020, 04:00:00 PM »
Quote from: pamith on January 19, 2020, 03:35:20 PM
What's gonna be next? She sells a candle that smells like her ass?

Kardashians got to jump on this.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #96 on: January 19, 2020, 04:25:41 PM »
Quote from: pamith on January 19, 2020, 03:35:20 PM
What's gonna be next? She sells a candle that smells like her ass?

And then a third candle that smells like her taint.

And she can place it on the store shelves between the other two.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #97 on: January 19, 2020, 04:34:53 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on January 19, 2020, 04:25:41 PM
And then a third candle that smells like her taint.

And she can place it on the store shelves between the other two.

Brilliant!
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #98 on: January 20, 2020, 10:52:26 AM »
Her 'experiences' in Hollywood have obviously corroded her brain.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #99 on: January 20, 2020, 10:58:26 AM »
Quote from: joswift on January 15, 2020, 07:39:41 AM
no one leaves, I bet she still has a gimmick account you dont know anything about.  ;D
Strawman?
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