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Title: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 03:51:32 PM
ha beat everyone to it
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Dave D on February 25, 2021, 03:58:05 PM
Have you given any thought to Nick Walker becoming the next Jay Cutler?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:01:03 PM
Have you given any thought to Nick Walker becoming the next Jay Cutler?

strangely yes
I think Nick has way too big of a waist and just doesnt have a real eye pleasing physique. Someone said that he disappears in a lineup and seeing min in, was it Chicago?,...he really did. I see him as a guy who gets 3-5 in smaller shows, maybe wins one like Tampa, but never gets above 8th in the Olympia
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Schnauzer on February 25, 2021, 04:04:38 PM
Who makes the better window, Pella or Milgard?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Kwon on February 25, 2021, 04:06:48 PM
Josh

Shizzo, Moosejay or Pillowtalk?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Royalty on February 25, 2021, 04:06:55 PM
I have a $50 Bass Pro Shops gift card. What should I buy?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:11:05 PM
Who makes the better window, Pella or Milgard?

I like Pella for what seems to be a long time commitment to high quality and satisfied customers

Josh

Shizzo, Moosejay or Pillowtalk?


geezus for what?

I have a $50 Bass Pro Shops gift card. What should I buy?

I like the Gerber Armbar Drive Multi tool for its practicality
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 25, 2021, 04:14:11 PM
The last time you had a wank?
Which get bigger were you thinking of?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:17:39 PM
The last time you had a wank?
Which get bigger were you thinking of?

2 days ago
Wes,....errrrrrrrrrrr  :-X :-X
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 25, 2021, 04:24:49 PM
How long is your dong?

No homo.

Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: wes on February 25, 2021, 04:24:49 PM
2 days ago
Wes,....errrrrrrrrrrr  :-X :-X
Homo ???












LOL ;D
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: wes on February 25, 2021, 04:27:17 PM
What do you think about the price of rice in China?

Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?

How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick out all the seeds of a Dill pickle?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Get back to me on these ASAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Mothballs on February 25, 2021, 04:33:08 PM
What’s the closest you’ve come to actually killing a Getbig member? Like we know you look up peoples addresses and called people and stuff but have you ever gone beyond that? Did you ever drive or catch a bus to someone’s town? Stand outside their house or parents basement, watching them? Laying in wait? Purchased a weapon? Gotten a passport so you could flee to Kazakhstan?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:34:30 PM
How long is your dong?

No homo.

Asking for a friend.

Strangely...same as Matt Cs.. very thick...makes a right turn
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:35:53 PM
What do you think about the price of rice in China?

Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?

How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick out all the seeds of a Dill pickle?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Get back to me on these ASAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111

Too low
Too much moisture is bad
11 minutes 18 seconds
6:33 here
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: LurkerNoMore on February 25, 2021, 04:36:19 PM
Where would you prefer to live if you could live anywhere?

If you had to eat the same meal three times a day for the rest of your life what would it be?

Favorite non alcoholic drink?

Favorite alcoholic drink?

Do you wear a fanny pack like the rest of the French Canadians I see down here?

Have you ever stood next to anyone famous at a bathroom urinal?

Can you "prove it"?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:38:54 PM
What’s the closest you’ve come to actually killing a Getbig member? Like we know you look up peoples addresses and called people and stuff but have you ever gone beyond that? Did you ever drive or catch a bus to someone’s town? Stand outside their house or parents basement, watching them? Laying in wait? Purchased a weapon? Gotten a passport so you could flee to Kazakhstan?

No..the only member I would trade a life sentence for is epic is back. Hes a genuinely shitty person. I know more about him than he thinks. You guys would not want him on this board

I attempted to buy a gun once to shoot someone in my city.  Got pinched on that one
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: wes on February 25, 2021, 04:39:01 PM
Too low
Too much moisture is bad
11 minutes 18 seconds
6:33 here
YOU ARE CORRECT SIR.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: LurkerNoMore on February 25, 2021, 04:40:15 PM
No..the only member I would trade a life sentence for is epic is back. Hes a genuinely shitty person. I know more about him than he thinks. You guys would not want him on this board

I attempted to buy a gun once to shoot someone in my city.  Got pinched on that one

Damn.  I guess you were not kidding about his pointy bitch tits.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:41:01 PM
Where would you prefer to live if you could live anywhere?

If you had to eat the same meal three times a day for the rest of your life what would it be?

Favorite non alcoholic drink?

Favorite alcoholic drink?

Do you wear a fanny pack like the rest of the French Canadians I see down here?

Have you ever stood next to anyone famous at a bathroom urinal?

Can you "prove it"?
Okanagan lake
Diet coke
Haven't drank in 27 years...but Coors light
No fanny pack
Scott Weiland

Of course I can
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:41:32 PM
I'm smoking ask me anything

Dammit I'm sideways ask me anything
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: LurkerNoMore on February 25, 2021, 04:45:31 PM
If you were going to set up a scam GoFundMe, what would your story be?

What's your dream 3 day vacation.   7 day?

Any hobbies you used to do but lost interest in?

Has there every been a day that you "just don't get it"?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 04:51:07 PM
If you were going to set up a scam GoFundMe, what would your story be?

What's your dream 3 day vacation.   7 day?

Any hobbies you used to do but lost interest in?

Has there every been a day that you "just don't get it"?

Lololol I've been thinking about that for days and was going to make a thread asking for ideas.

I only want to vacation in Wester Canada Rockies. I love my country....but not the govt

Used to build massive train set layouts that took up entire basements. Golf courses on them, cities, lakes, waterfalls, even a ski resort

Many days I really dont get it
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: LurkerNoMore on February 25, 2021, 05:00:04 PM
What's your plan for when the zombies come?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 05:02:23 PM
What's your plan for when the zombies come?

Eat a bullet...I'm too lazy to run away
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: booty on February 25, 2021, 05:11:07 PM
Do you still keep in touch with Junior? I hope he’s okay in London during this pandemic.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 05:13:09 PM
Do you still keep in touch with Junior? I hope he’s okay in London during this pandemic.

No but I wish I did
I hope hes ok
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: AbrahamG on February 25, 2021, 05:59:27 PM
A couple weeks ago you mentioned that years ago you had your dick sucked by a dude.  Did he have a mustache?  Five O'clock shadow?  Did he use his hands?  Pay attention to the balls?  Did you put your hands on his head while he was going to town?  Did you finish?  If so, down the hatch?  On his face? 
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 06:03:16 PM
A couple weeks ago you mentioned that years ago you had your dick sucked by a dude.  Did he have a mustache?  Five O'clock shadow?  Did he use his hands?  Pay attention to the balls?  Did you put your hands on his head while he was going to town?  Did you finish?  If so, down the hatch?  On his face?

clean shaven but it didnt last even 30 seconds, I quickly realized I was not into it and got out of there.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: AbrahamG on February 25, 2021, 06:05:09 PM
clean shaven but it didnt last even 30 seconds, I quickly realized I was not into it and got out of there.

Appreciate the honesty.  Respect.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Tapeworm on February 25, 2021, 06:22:09 PM
That black truck you posted a few years ago with the matte paint. You painted that, right?

I used a pressure pot and conversion gun to apply oil primer on baseboards and architraves and it was slow and orange peel shitty. An airless would have performed better and been way quicker. But I've heard that automotive paint is much thinner than house paint so you get way better atomization.

What did you use and what advice would you give to someone new to conversion guns? Did you use a viscometer to gauge flowability?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 06:28:06 PM
That black truck you posted a few years ago with the matte paint. You painted that, right?

I used a pressure pot and conversion gun to apply oil primer on baseboards and architraves and it was slow and orange peel shitty. An airless would have performed better and been way quicker. But I've heard that automotive paint is much thinner than house paint so you get way better atomization.

What did you use and what advice would you give to someone new to conversion guns? Did you use a viscometer to gauge flowability?

haha it was grey not black, and that was simply spray cans from Canadian Tire. I absolutely love the look of primer instead of paint, and all I use is primer from cans. Works great. Building an 86 toyota with a static drop and its grey primer
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 25, 2021, 06:57:30 PM
Is this how you envisioned your life to turn out when you were a kid? What steps are you taking to rectify it or have you given up?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Jizmonkey on February 25, 2021, 07:07:09 PM
How are you smoking a cigar with your mouth closed?

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 07:31:43 PM
Is this how you envisioned your life to turn out when you were a kid? What steps are you taking to rectify it or have you given up?

rectify it?
I love my life. I do what I want when I want where I want. I have no debt, no responsibilities and have everything I need.
I wouldnt say Ive given up, but whether I live an hour more or 10 more years Im fine with it

I thought I would be a caddy on the PGA tour when I was a kid. Or a trainer for an nhl team. So no not quite, but my life has been an interesting ride and good and bad, I wouldnt change a thing
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 25, 2021, 07:32:23 PM
How are you smoking a cigar with your mouth closed?

my mouth is definitely not closed as its a Churchill wide
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 26, 2021, 12:14:55 AM
Josh, only choose 1:

1) Go to Kenya with Goodrum for 1 year

2) Live with Basile for 1 year and explore Australia

3) Live with Matt C for 1 year in Thunder Bay

4) Live with Sev for 1 year in Romania
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 05:01:10 AM
Josh, only choose 1:

1) Go to Kenya with Goodrum for 1 year

2) Live with Basile for 1 year and explore Australia

3) Live with Matt C for 1 year in Thunder Bay

4) Live with Sev for 1 year in Romania

Matt cause I'll always choose Canada
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Kwon on February 26, 2021, 05:04:43 AM
Josh

Pick either

1. MMAfight with George St Pierre

2. Streetfight (armed with bottles etc) with Shizzo

3. Posedown with Matt C (to see who has the biggest parsh)
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 26, 2021, 06:31:57 AM
Are you in welfare or disability? Do you have a career?  Do you have kids and a wife? You said to ask you anything.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 07:30:57 AM
Are you in welfare or disability? Do you have a career?  Do you have kids and a wife? You said to ask you anything.

Simon disability...its called the SAID program here.
No kids divorced since 2006...married for 5 years
I've had 139 jobs so there was never a career
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 07:31:40 AM
Josh

Pick either

1. MMAfight with George St Pierre

2. Streetfight (armed with bottles etc) with Shizzo

3. Posedown with Matt C (to see who has the biggest parsh)

2....pleaseeeeee number 2
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Dave D on February 26, 2021, 07:57:17 AM
Simon disability...its called the SAID program here.
No kids divorced since 2006...married for 5 years
I've had 139 jobs so there was never a career

LOL 139 jobs?

That is a man who wont give up!
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 08:04:05 AM
LOL 139 jobs?

That is a man who wont give up!

its more a combo of 2 things
1. I never had kids or debt or anything and had total freedom so I wanted to try everything once as far as jobs,and move around a lot
2. Most of my assault charges are against supervisors in a job as I didnt take criticism too well lol
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: King Shizzo on February 26, 2021, 08:14:02 AM
2....pleaseeeeee number 2
Why are you so confident in a fight between us? I think you have been brain washed, by guys like Arnold, Stallone, Neeson and
Bruce Willis.
They want you to believe that a  60-70+ year old man can beat a younger fighter in hand to hand combat (no guns).

Just like how they think that women can take out a room full of ex operatives, and men that easily outweigh you by a hundred pounds.

But now, you should see the truth. Just bring a gun. The ultimate equalizer.

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Dave D on February 26, 2021, 08:17:12 AM
Why are you so confident in a fight between us? I think you have been brain washed, by guys like Arnold, Stallone, Neeson and
Bruce Willis.
They want you to believe that a  60-70+ year old man can beat a younger fighter in hand to hand combat (no guns).

Just like how they think that women can take out a room full of ex operatives, and men that easily outweigh you by a hundred pounds.

But now, you should see the truth. Just bring a gun. The ultimate equalizer.

Please give an example of your most recent physical confrontation where you had to put your hands on someone.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: King Shizzo on February 26, 2021, 08:23:02 AM
Please give an example of your most recent physical confrontation where you had to put your hands on someone.

Thank you.
I have given many hugs to my family, over my mother's death.

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 08:30:25 AM
Please give an example of your most recent physical confrontation where you had to put your hands on someone.

Thank you.

yesterday
I was at Costco and a group of shoppers were crossing the walk to go back to the parking lot. I was the last one to cross and the whole time some guy was waving his arms telling us to hurry up. His wife was embarrassed. As I was crossing I looked at him and shook my head and he pulled his truck to like an inch from my cart. I walked up to his window and he said "Come on asshole", so I reached through the window and started feeding him. He frantically put the window up so I decided to lick his window and give it a  kiss. Last thing I heard was him screaming to his wife "Call the cops, call the cops"

havent heard about it today.

Shizzo, just dont. There are guys on here like Irishdave and chaos who could beat the living shit out of me, but as far as you, just dont. Dont let alcohol delusions confuse you into impossible dreams
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: King Shizzo on February 26, 2021, 08:39:05 AM
yesterday
I was at Costco and a group of shoppers were crossing the walk to go back to the parking lot. I was the last one to cross and the whole time some guy was waving his arms telling us to hurry up. His wife was embarrassed. As I was crossing I looked at him and shook my head and he pulled his truck to like an inch from my cart. I walked up to his window and he said "Come on asshole", so I reached through the window and started feeding him. He frantically put the window up so I decided to lick his window and give it a  kiss. Last thing I heard was him screaming to his wife "Call the cops, call the cops"

havent heard about it today.

Shizzo, just dont. There are guys on here like Irishdave and chaos who could beat the living shit out of me, but as far as you, just dont. Dont let alcohol delusions confuse you into impossible dreams
I've been on this website long enough to know that you really have to dig deep with the people that you "supposedly" trust.

Josh, maybe our paths are destined to meet.

I would never fight you though. You are simply too old. For me to accept a fight, I would ask for Josh to submit, to a lie sector test.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 08:43:12 AM
I've been on this website long enough to know that you really have to dig deep with the people that you "supposedly" trust.

Josh, maybe our paths are destined to meet.

I would never fight you though. You are too are simply to old for me to accept a fight.

translation---getting my teeth fed to me by a 55 year old man would be brutally embarassing
if we met in person I would just simply grab you and jersey you and start the lawnmower. No hellos or his, just jump right into it until you were unrecognizeable.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Taffin on February 26, 2021, 08:46:37 AM
yesterday
I was at Costco and a group of shoppers were crossing the walk to go back to the parking lot. I was the last one to cross and the whole time some guy was waving his arms telling us to hurry up. His wife was embarrassed. As I was crossing I looked at him and shook my head and he pulled his truck to like an inch from my cart. I walked up to his window and he said "Come on asshole", so I reached through the window and started feeding him. He frantically put the window up so I decided to lick his window and give it a  kiss. Last thing I heard was him screaming to his wife "Call the cops, call the cops"

havent heard about it today.

Shizzo, just dont. There are guys on here like Irishdave and chaos who could beat the living shit out of me, but as far as you, just dont. Dont let alcohol delusions confuse you into impossible dreams

Hahahaa!  That would really scare the sh1t out of someone - especially if you did it with wide open 'crazy eyes' while you looked at him ;D

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 08:49:01 AM
Gazoo is keeping an eye on this thread

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: King Shizzo on February 26, 2021, 08:53:22 AM
Gazoo is keeping an eye on this thread
Why are you bringing  your best friend into This?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 08:54:46 AM
well back to the ignore pile for shizzo for his absolutely lame attention seeking replies

gotta love the ignore list
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: King Shizzo on February 26, 2021, 09:04:09 AM
well back to the ignore pile for shizzo for his absolutely lame attention seeking replies

gotta love the ignore list
Why? The "ignore function" is for pussies. It's always been that way.

If you ignore someone, you aren't a true Getbigger

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 09:14:52 AM
What’s your favorite food and drink?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: King Shizzo on February 26, 2021, 09:17:10 AM
What’s your favorite food and drink?
Chicken wings, steak, and IBC Cherry soda.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 09:22:53 AM
What’s your favorite food and drink?

favorite food is Edo chicken and beef. Ever been to an Edo? so good
drink is diet coke, I drink way too much of it
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: King Shizzo on February 26, 2021, 09:33:32 AM
I digress....."I'm bored, ask me anything"

It sounds like a thread that a teenaged girl, would post in a fit of anger.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: JustPlaneJane on February 26, 2021, 10:38:56 AM
I digress....."I'm bored, ask me anything"

It sounds like a thread that a teenaged girl, would post in a fit of anger.

.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 01:06:07 PM
favorite food is Edo chicken and beef. Ever been to an Edo? so good
drink is diet coke, I drink way too much of it


My favorite drink ever is Diet Pepsi and I will take a Diet Coke when Diet Pepsi is not available but do you really think Diet Coke is better than Diet Pepsi?Diet Pepsi is so crisp and refreshing where as Diet Coke tastes flat,no?

Never been or heard of an edo,if I get the chance I will check it out.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 01:20:35 PM

My favorite drink ever is Diet Pepsi and I will take a Diet Coke when Diet Pepsi is not available but do you really think Diet Coke is better than Diet Pepsi?Diet Pepsi is so crisp and refreshing where as Diet Coke tastes flat,no?

Never been or heard of an edo,if I get the chance I will check it out.

Weirdly I'll piss 20 times from a DP but not from a DC
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 01:35:57 PM
Weirdly I'll piss 20 times from a DP but not from a DC

Haha they make me piss like crazy as well.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 01:41:41 PM
Haha they make me piss like crazy as well.

this is Edo Rob
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Henda on February 26, 2021, 01:45:21 PM
Haha they make me piss like crazy as well.

Haha glad I read this as I thought something wrong I get a 2ltr bottle every morning to take to work and get the same problem pissing all day
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: AbrahamG on February 26, 2021, 03:49:26 PM

My favorite drink ever is Diet Pepsi and I will take a Diet Coke when Diet Pepsi is not available but do you really think Diet Coke is better than Diet Pepsi?Diet Pepsi is so crisp and refreshing where as Diet Coke tastes flat,no?

Never been or heard of an edo,if I get the chance I will check it out.

I feel the opposite.  Diet pepsi tastes sweeter to me and diet coke tastes crisp.  Nutty.  Have you ever tried any of the diet faygo flavors?  Not sure how readily available they are outside of michigan as they are made here in Detroit.  If you ever get the chance, try diet grape faygo, diet red pop faygo and diet rock n rye faygo.  The diet grape is probably my favorite diet cola.  And yes, I am caucasian.  :)
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Taffin on February 26, 2021, 05:47:28 PM

My favorite drink ever is Diet Pepsi and I will take a Diet Coke when Diet Pepsi is not available but do you really think Diet Coke is better than Diet Pepsi?Diet Pepsi is so crisp and refreshing where as Diet Coke tastes flat,no?


Good choice Rob  8)



"I'm tapping my fingers very loudly on the tabletop, whispering "shit, shit, shit, shit" to myself. Courtney's eyes are half closed and she's breathing deeply.

"Listen. I'll be daring," Anne says finally. "I'll have a Diet Coke with rum."

Scott sighs, then smiles, beaming really. "Good."

"That's a caffeine-free Diet Coke, right?" Anne asks the waiter.

"You know," I interrupt, "you should have it with Diet Pepsi. It's much better."

"Really?" Anne asks. "What do you mean?"

"You should have the Diet Pepsi instead of the Diet Coke," I say. "It's much better. It's fizzier. It has a cleaner taste. It mixes better with rum and has a lower sodium content."

The waiter, Scott, Anne, and even Courtney - they all stare at me as if I've offered some kind of diabolical, apocalyptic observation, as if I were shattering a myth highly held, or destroying an oath that was solemnly regarded, and it suddenly seems almost hushed in Deck Chairs. Last night I rented a movie called Inside Lydia's Ass and while on two Halcion and in fact sipping a Diet Pepsi, I watched as Lydia - a totally tan bleached-blonde hardbody with a perfect ass and great full tits - while on all fours gave head to this guy with a huge c**k while another gorgeous blonde little hardbody with a perfectly trimmed blond pu**y knelt behind Lydia and after eating her ass out and sucking on her cunt started to push a long, greased silver vibrator into Lydia's ass and f**ked her with it while she continued to eat her pu**y and the guy with the huge c**k came all over Lydia's face as she sucked his balls and then Lydia bucked to an authentic-looking, fairly strong orgasm and then the girl behind Lydia crawled around and licked the come from Lydia's face and then made Lydia suck on the vibrator. The new Stephen Bishop came out last Tuesday and at Tower Records yesterday I bought the compact disc, the cassette and the album because I wanted to own all three formats.

"Listen," I say, my voice trembling with emotion, "have whatever you want but I'm telling you I recommend the Diet Pepsi." I look down at my lap, at the blue cloth napkin, the words Deck Chairs sewn into the napkin's edge, and for a moment think I'm going to cry; my chin trembles and I can't swallow.

Courtney reaches over and touches my wrist gently, stroking my Rolex. "It's okay Patrick. It really is...."
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Taffin on February 26, 2021, 05:48:59 PM
I feel the opposite.  Diet pepsi tastes sweeter to me and diet coke tastes crisp.  Nutty.  Have you ever tried any of the diet faygo flavors?  Not sure how readily available they are outside of michigan as they are made here in Detroit.  If you ever get the chance, try diet grape faygo, diet red pop faygo and diet rock n rye faygo.  The diet grape is probably my favorite diet cola.  And yes, I am caucasian.  :)

Coke Zero for me
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: AbrahamG on February 26, 2021, 06:00:59 PM
Coke Zero for me

I like coke zero and diet coke equally. 
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Taffin on February 26, 2021, 06:04:58 PM
I like coke zero and diet coke equally.

I think the artificial sweetener might be different/more to my taste in Zero

(Have we just managed to make a thread about boredom more boring? ;D)
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 06:07:22 PM
this is Edo Rob

I love food court Japanese food but we don’t have edo here but we have sarku Japan. I imoagine prob similar cause it’s great food.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 06:08:23 PM
Haha glad I read this as I thought something wrong I get a 2ltr bottle every morning to take to work and get the same problem pissing all day

Yeah I used to drink a few a day and I’d piss fucking 30 times a day.now I have one once a week and my peeing is way down but on the day I have one I pee prob 5 times more.Strange.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 06:10:39 PM
I feel the opposite.  Diet pepsi tastes sweeter to me and diet coke tastes crisp.  Nutty.  Have you ever tried any of the diet faygo flavors?  Not sure how readily available they are outside of michigan as they are made here in Detroit.  If you ever get the chance, try diet grape faygo, diet red pop faygo and diet rock n rye faygo.  The diet grape is probably my favorite diet cola.  And yes, I am caucasian.  :)

Never heard of faygo but I love grape anything. Diet Pepsi is definitely sweeter but nothing like real Pepsi or Coke which if I have a sip it makes me sick form the sweeetness.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 06:13:01 PM
Good choice Rob  8)



"I'm tapping my fingers very loudly on the tabletop, whispering "shit, shit, shit, shit" to myself. Courtney's eyes are half closed and she's breathing deeply.

"Listen. I'll be daring," Anne says finally. "I'll have a Diet Coke with rum."

Scott sighs, then smiles, beaming really. "Good."

"That's a caffeine-free Diet Coke, right?" Anne asks the waiter.

"You know," I interrupt, "you should have it with Diet Pepsi. It's much better."

"Really?" Anne asks. "What do you mean?"

"You should have the Diet Pepsi instead of the Diet Coke," I say. "It's much better. It's fizzier. It has a cleaner taste. It mixes better with rum and has a lower sodium content."

The waiter, Scott, Anne, and even Courtney - they all stare at me as if I've offered some kind of diabolical, apocalyptic observation, as if I were shattering a myth highly held, or destroying an oath that was solemnly regarded, and it suddenly seems almost hushed in Deck Chairs. Last night I rented a movie called Inside Lydia's Ass and while on two Halcion and in fact sipping a Diet Pepsi, I watched as Lydia - a totally tan bleached-blonde hardbody with a perfect ass and great full tits - while on all fours gave head to this guy with a huge c**k while another gorgeous blonde little hardbody with a perfectly trimmed blond pu**y knelt behind Lydia and after eating her ass out and sucking on her cunt started to push a long, greased silver vibrator into Lydia's ass and f**ked her with it while she continued to eat her pu**y and the guy with the huge c**k came all over Lydia's face as she sucked his balls and then Lydia bucked to an authentic-looking, fairly strong orgasm and then the girl behind Lydia crawled around and licked the come from Lydia's face and then made Lydia suck on the vibrator. The new Stephen Bishop came out last Tuesday and at Tower Records yesterday I bought the compact disc, the cassette and the album because I wanted to own all three formats.

"Listen," I say, my voice trembling with emotion, "have whatever you want but I'm telling you I recommend the Diet Pepsi." I look down at my lap, at the blue cloth napkin, the words Deck Chairs sewn into the napkin's edge, and for a moment think I'm going to cry; my chin trembles and I can't swallow.

Courtney reaches over and touches my wrist gently, stroking my Rolex. "It's okay Patrick. It really is...."


Thank you sir. It’s true though it tastes so much better. But what the fuck is that from? Also I prefer my dp caffeine free.

And yes this is prob the most boring discussion in the history of man kind hahaha.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 06:34:44 PM
heres a story while everyone is bored

So when I was oh 28 or so I used to bang this stripper, we will call her X for now. Anyways, lost touch blah blah ended up reconnecting on facebook she is 48 now. No kids looks good for 48.  Anyways, she got divorced year ago or so. I ask her if shes seeing anyone, and here we go. So she has like 3 guys on the go, just fwb. Im like, how do I get in on this? She asks if I care if Im number 4. I say fuk no I dont care if Im number 23, Im not dating or marrying you,  lets roll. So blah blah once in a while hookup BUT.

She has 5 cameras in her house. They are all connected to this app called Meesi. So these cameras are on all the time and me and the other 3 guys have 24/7 access to watch her, anything from simply watching tv to taking a shit to going to town on herself with multiple toys.  Im all wtf at first, but after watching Im completely fascinated by this whole thing.  Ill post some screenshots from the cameras if you guys want and Ill dig out noods she sent right now
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Taffin on February 26, 2021, 06:35:45 PM
Thank you sir. It’s true though it tastes so much better. But what the fuck is that from? Also I prefer my dp caffeine free.

And yes this is prob the most boring discussion in the history of man kind hahaha.

Patrick Bateman may disagree  ;)

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Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 06:40:44 PM
now shes 48 so I know she doesnt measure up to the supermodels all getbiggers are with, but she looks good for her age

Im sure you can tell what is going on in the video screenshot  :D

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 06:40:48 PM
heres a story while everyone is bored

So when I was oh 28 or so I used to bang this stripper, we will call her X for now. Anyways, lost touch blah blah ended up reconnecting on facebook she is 48 now. No kids looks good for 48.  Anyways, she got divorced year ago or so. I ask her if shes seeing anyone, and here we go. So she has like 3 guys on the go, just fwb. Im like, how do I get in on this? She asks if I care if Im number 4. I say fuk no I dont care if Im number 23, Im not dating or marrying you,  lets roll. So blah blah once in a while hookup BUT.

She has 5 cameras in her house. They are all connected to this app called Meesi. So these cameras are on all the time and me and the other 3 guys have 24/7 access to watch her, anything from simply watching tv to taking a shit to going to town on herself with multiple toys.  Im all wtf at first, but after watching Im completely fascinated by this whole thing.  Ill post some screenshots from the cameras if you guys want and Ill dig out noods she sent right now

Yessir screen shots and nudes please.strange situation but sounds interesting.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 06:41:53 PM
Yessir screen shots and nudes please.strange situation but sounds interesting.

I have way nastier nudes but i dont think mods would be too happy with them on here
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 26, 2021, 06:47:36 PM
now shes 48 so I know she doesnt measure up to the supermodels all getbiggers are with, but she looks good for her age

Im sure you can tell what is going on in the video screenshot  :D

Nice, 48 is a great age for women.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 06:48:19 PM
Stuff as simple as here she is right now laying in bed watching tv
its a trip
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: ThisisOverload on February 26, 2021, 06:56:07 PM
That's creepy and fascinating at the same time!

does it have sound?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 07:01:53 PM
That's creepy and fascinating at the same time!

does it have sound?

ya I can hear in all the rooms at any time and I can press a button on my phone if I want to talk to her

I can record to so Ill see if I can record a convo at some point
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Tapeworm on February 26, 2021, 07:04:11 PM
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Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 07:05:45 PM
These are my screens on the phone
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Tapeworm on February 26, 2021, 07:27:06 PM
Her audience would really boom if she gnawed off one of her own fingers each week. See Sally Snack. How much does she want to be famous?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Tapeworm on February 26, 2021, 07:41:22 PM
Sorry, got a little Bateman there. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 07:43:01 PM
Sorry, got a little Bateman there. I'm sure she's a very nice person.

Id chew a finger off on camera for 25k
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Tapeworm on February 26, 2021, 07:45:13 PM
Canadian or US $?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 26, 2021, 07:48:44 PM
Canadian or US $?

Canadian

but read what I wrote carefully,.......
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Tapeworm on February 26, 2021, 07:51:09 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: bLuEeYes on February 27, 2021, 05:03:47 AM
She doesn't believe in privacy at all  ;D

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Kwon on February 27, 2021, 05:08:46 AM
heres a story while everyone is bored

So when I was oh 28 or so I used to bang this stripper, we will call her X for now. Anyways, lost touch blah blah ended up reconnecting on facebook she is 48 now. No kids looks good for 48.  Anyways, she got divorced year ago or so. I ask her if shes seeing anyone, and here we go. So she has like 3 guys on the go, just fwb. Im like, how do I get in on this? She asks if I care if Im number 4. I say fuk no I dont care if Im number 23, Im not dating or marrying you,  lets roll. So blah blah once in a while hookup BUT.

She has 5 cameras in her house. They are all connected to this app called Meesi. So these cameras are on all the time and me and the other 3 guys have 24/7 access to watch her, anything from simply watching tv to taking a shit to going to town on herself with multiple toys.  Im all wtf at first, but after watching Im completely fascinated by this whole thing.  Ill post some screenshots from the cameras if you guys want and Ill dig out noods she sent right now

Why does she feel the need for so many cameras?


Or is that part of her service?

Blokes pay so they can watch her in every room?
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Dave D on February 27, 2021, 06:59:28 AM
I have given many hugs to my family, over my mother's death.
I said confrontation not interaction.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Taffin on February 27, 2021, 07:26:07 AM
These are my screens on the phone

Bathroom Cam!? Wow!  :o  Bet Chuck Berry's got something similar in his mansion
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Kwon on February 27, 2021, 09:04:38 AM
Bathroom Cam!? Wow!  :o  Bet Chuck Berry's got something similar in his mansion

Good post. I would expand the last point about religion to values in general, including political/ideological ones. But the main thrust of the post is correct, which boils down to:

Evaluate the candidate for the role she’s being considered for, rather than assuming that strong feelings are paramount.

I think the people rolling their eyes and writing off the institution of marriage altogether are being a little lazy. Sure, a marriage is fraught with risk. So is starting a company, which could fail at great financial and psychological cost. Yet nobody says, “lol at entrepreneurship, I’ve never started a business and never will, it’s for suckers.”

Don’t get me wrong — I recognize that a woman can badly derail you. I am unmarried and very wary of settling down. But the people I know who are in a (relatively) solid partnership that has produced children have a dimension to their life that mine lacks.

Some day I will probably give it a shot. If it doesn’t work out, so be it. If you properly vet the woman and maintain the proper frame in the relationship, the romantic relationship can be dissolved without undue drama. And if you’ve properly managed your career/business/financial interests, it shouldn’t break you and send you to the streets to pony up for the kid.

I think the MGTOW philosophy has provided a useful counterpoint to the ridiculous Disney/RomCom worldview that led so many men to shattered expectations and misery. But it shouldn’t be accepted whole-cloth as a replacement orthodoxy.

I hate to use a cringe term like “alpha”, but if you are properly alpha across all dimensions of your life, women and children can enrich that life.

If you recognize in yourself an inability to attract and manage stable, desirable women, and/or if earning enough money to do more than subsist is a struggle, then it’s probably wise to go MGTOW — at least temporarily.

But I would recommend using the free time that doing so creates to correct those two underlying deficiencies, as opposed to dwelling in some MGTOW echo chamber parroting cliches about how shitty women are.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 27, 2021, 09:07:13 AM
Why does she feel the need for so many cameras?


Or is that part of her service?

Blokes pay so they can watch her in every room?

no one pays
theres 4 of us who are FWB and we are the only ones who have access to the cams
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: Kwon on February 27, 2021, 09:08:14 AM
no one pays
theres 4 of us who are FWB and we are the only ones who have access to the cams

Interesting setup!


Anyone (of the four) ask why? :D
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 27, 2021, 09:25:27 AM
Interesting setup!


Anyone (of the four) ask why? :D

I have no idea who the other guys are, granted Ive seen one banging her on video  :D
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 27, 2021, 10:32:03 AM
little tidbit. I practice darts 3 to 4 hours a day 6 days a week. I had full expectations of making it to the Canadian Championships this year as the top 10 from the province qualify. Fukin corona   (yes nerdy shirt)

Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: robcguns on February 27, 2021, 11:28:19 AM
little tidbit. I practice darts 3 to 4 hours a day 6 days a week. I had full expectations of making it to the Canadian Championships this year as the top 10 from the province qualify. Fukin corona   (yes nerdy shirt)

Darts are cool. I used to play a lot. You must be pretty damn good.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 27, 2021, 11:33:51 AM
Darts are cool. I used to play a lot. You must be pretty damn good.

long way to go. I didnt start until my 50th birthday, so just over 5 years now. 3 dart average back then was in 30's lolol,...now Im in the low 70's. 78 average won the province Im in so Im getting there
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: harmankardon1 on February 27, 2021, 02:36:07 PM
Just read this thread pretty cool this chick lets you guys watch her lmao...

Man some Bitches are freaks!

Keep the updates coming bro
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: LurkerNoMore on February 28, 2021, 08:26:44 AM
little tidbit. I practice darts 3 to 4 hours a day 6 days a week. I had full expectations of making it to the Canadian Championships this year as the top 10 from the province qualify. Fukin corona   (yes nerdy shirt)

There was a guy down here that was being sponsored to try to get to the high level of darts competition.  Apparently, he was a "natural".  After 6 months, he wound up with crippling tendonitis and CTS and had to have surgery.  Apparently, his throwing technique was not very good.  I mean it worked for him obviously if all these people thought he could go big time.  But when he threw the dart, his arm didn't do the "follow through".  (Not sure what this is called or whatever...) instead he had a hard popping stop at the time of the throw that simply wore his forearm out and caused problems.   Not sure if I described it in a way you can picture it.  But he was transferring all the stress into his tendons and joints at the end of the movement.  He  got surgery and gave it up all together.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 28, 2021, 09:07:10 AM
There was a guy down here that was being sponsored to try to get to the high level of darts competition.  Apparently, he was a "natural".  After 6 months, he wound up with crippling tendonitis and CTS and had to have surgery.  Apparently, his throwing technique was not very good.  I mean it worked for him obviously if all these people thought he could go big time.  But when he threw the dart, his arm didn't do the "follow through".  (Not sure what this is called or whatever...) instead he had a hard popping stop at the time of the throw that simply wore his forearm out and caused problems.   Not sure if I described it in a way you can picture it.  But he was transferring all the stress into his tendons and joints at the end of the movement.  He  got surgery and gave it up all together.

ya the follow through is vital or thats exactly what happens, pain.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: CalvinH on February 28, 2021, 05:23:17 PM
ya the follow through is vital or thats exactly what happens, pain.

Sorry to jump your thread.
Years ago I was high ranking in my state. I played a bunch of tourney's in the surrounding states.
Two things happened, one my team besides me and one other were all cokeheads. I was in a bar waiting for a match to start and said out loud,
''Where's my team" some dude from the other team said they were all in bathroom doing lines.
I sure as fuck didn't want to be associated with that!
Two, in our matches we would have a courtesy bet that the loser would buy the winner whatever he was drinking.
I usually won and would have drinks lined up for me, then the matches would end and we would play for drinks.
We played every Monday night and I got tired of getting up every Tuesday feeling it and I walked away.
Haven't played for years.
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: evacnam on February 28, 2021, 05:38:36 PM
Sorry to jump your thread.
Years ago I was high ranking in my state. I played a bunch of tourney's in the surrounding states.
Two things happened, one my team besides me and one other were all cokeheads. I was in a bar waiting for a match to start and said out loud,
''Where's my team" some dude from the other team said they were all in bathroom doing lines.
I sure as fuck didn't want to be associated with that!
Two, in our matches we would have a courtesy bet that the loser would buy the winner whatever he was drinking.
I usually won and would have drinks lined up for me, then the matches would end and we would play for drinks.
We played every Monday night and I got tired of getting up every Tuesday feeling it and I walked away.
Haven't played for years.

I had a chance to top 5 out of 5000 on draftkings today until Hovland and Scheffler shit the bed the last 3 holes
Title: Re: Im Bored Ask Me Anything
Post by: CalvinH on February 28, 2021, 05:53:19 PM
I had a chance to top 5 out of 5000 on draftkings today until Hovland and Scheffler shit the bed the last 3 holes


Looked like a tough course.