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Title: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 04:13:18 PM
She has a German Shepherd sized dog too.

I see problems arising from this.

I had roommates between 2005 and 2007, and never did it again. Meanwhile, that represents potentially $250,000 in revenue.

But no, it wasn't worth it.

Has anyone done this. Would it be worth it to try for even a couple of weeks? I don't want to give her a copy of my house key, since changing the locks after would be annoying.

I just don't know. I always fear the worst. She is young and good looking, but that doesn't mean very much.

Do any Getbiggers have experience with this? Basically just letting someone stay with them during a transitional time? Month or two max, if not less.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 22, 2022, 04:16:01 PM
Pic please
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: King Shizzo on August 22, 2022, 04:17:02 PM
Grab a rope. Not from your semen.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: bhank on August 22, 2022, 04:18:01 PM
We need more back info does she have a boyfriend
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: illuminati on August 22, 2022, 04:18:05 PM
She has a German Shepherd sized dog too.

I see problems arising from this.

I had roommates between 2005 and 2007, and never did it again. Meanwhile, that represents potentially $250,000 in revenue.

But no, it wasn't worth it.

Has anyone done this. Would it be worth it to try for even a couple of weeks? I don't want to give her a copy of my house key, since changing the locks after would be annoying.

I just don't know. I always fear the worst. She is young and good looking, but that doesn't mean very much.

Do any Getbiggers have experience with this? Basically just letting someone stay with them during a transitional time? Month or two max, if not less.


Send her The video you sent Prime
See if she's impressed
Then go from there 😁
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on August 22, 2022, 04:19:58 PM
RED FLAG OF PEACE

Broad probably will use you and your money up in a New York millisecond.

I`d tell her no.....she`ll land on her feet.

If she`s gorgeously hot,disregard the above.   ;D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: ThisisOverload on August 22, 2022, 04:23:19 PM
No.

My answer could potentially change if their were nudes of her.

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: stuntmovie on August 22, 2022, 04:26:03 PM
Yes, MATT! I've had lots of experience with a similar situation.

Not once, not twice. but three times!

And each time with the same young lady!

Drugs and booze and cigarettes and no desire to get a permanent job convinced us to simply lock the front door after installing a new lock, only to find her sleeping outside the door one chilly morning and a huge foot print dent in the garage door.

We simply called the cops  and after 5 minutes of explaining she was not a lessee, she was sent on her way with an intent to return and so some real damage.

We are still alive so ......

I recommend precaution!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 22, 2022, 04:26:41 PM
Does she look more like the girl on the left or the right?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: ThisisOverload on August 22, 2022, 04:31:53 PM
Yes, MATT! I've had lots of experience with a similar situation.

Not once, not twice. but three times!

And each time with the same young lady!

Drugs and booze and cigarettes and no desire to get a permanent job convinced us to simply lock the front door after installing a new lock, only to find her sleeping outside the door one chilly morning and a huge foot print dent in the garage door.

We simply called the cops  and after 5 minutes of explaining she was not a lessee, she was sent on her way with an intent to return and so some real damage.

We are still alive so ......

I recommend precaution!

I've had rental houses for many years.

Women are the worst offenders when they are released from their lease or terminated.

And i will not rent to people of color, ever.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: IroNat on August 22, 2022, 04:55:32 PM
Don't do it, Matt.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Tennisballz on August 22, 2022, 04:59:43 PM
No details needed.  The answer is NO Matt.  There’s no questions, no explanations and no considering to be had here.  The answer is and always will be NO.  Don’t ever live with a woman unless you intend to marry her and have children and raise a traditional family. 

This really just a no brainer.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Thin Lizzy on August 22, 2022, 05:04:48 PM
The saying “No good deed goes unpunished,” comes to mind.
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Post by: michael arvilla on August 22, 2022, 05:08:56 PM
Fuck her in the ass ….  …….Then kick her out!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Tapeworm on August 22, 2022, 05:12:54 PM
Shit no. What are you retarded?

Go jerk off. You're not thinking clearly. Then try to meet a woman who is an actual grown up adult with her shit together. You sound way lonely, bro.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Rambone on August 22, 2022, 05:17:05 PM
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: keanu on August 22, 2022, 05:38:54 PM
Fuck no! Nothing good can come out of this. It's Canada, once she gets in you will go through hell getting her out. Let me guess, she has a fishy pussy so you are hooked.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 05:43:08 PM
Pic please

Let me make sure her picture can't be found through TinEye first, then I'll post it, lol.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Wiggs on August 22, 2022, 06:02:00 PM
She has a German Shepherd sized dog too.

I see problems arising from this.

I had roommates between 2005 and 2007, and never did it again. Meanwhile, that represents potentially $250,000 in revenue.

But no, it wasn't worth it.

Has anyone done this. Would it be worth it to try for even a couple of weeks? I don't want to give her a copy of my house key, since changing the locks after would be annoying.

I just don't know. I always fear the worst. She is young and good looking, but that doesn't mean very much.

Do any Getbiggers have experience with this? Basically just letting someone stay with them during a transitional time? Month or two max, if not less.

What do you gain from this Matt?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: GymnJuice on August 22, 2022, 06:02:09 PM
No details needed.  The answer is NO Matt.  There’s no questions, no explanations and no considering to be had here.  The answer is and always will be NO.  Don’t ever live with a woman unless you intend to marry her and have children and raise a traditional family. 

This really just a no brainer.

This
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Wiggs on August 22, 2022, 06:04:06 PM
No details needed.  The answer is NO Matt.  There’s no questions, no explanations and no considering to be had here.  The answer is and always will be NO.  Don’t ever live with a woman unless you intend to marry her and have children and raise a traditional family. 

This really just a no brainer.

x100,000,000
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Dave D on August 22, 2022, 06:06:20 PM
What are you charging in rent that two roommates for 2 years represents $250k? What are you talking about Matt?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 06:20:15 PM
Yes, MATT! I've had lots of experience with a similar situation.

Not once, not twice. but three times!

And each time with the same young lady!

Drugs and booze and cigarettes and no desire to get a permanent job convinced us to simply lock the front door after installing a new lock, only to find her sleeping outside the door one chilly morning and a huge foot print dent in the garage door.

We simply called the cops  and after 5 minutes of explaining she was not a lessee, she was sent on her way with an intent to return and so some real damage.

We are still alive so ......

I recommend precaution!

Damn...

This is sort of what I was expecting may happen.

I mean, why the fuck would a 20-year-old woman need a place to stay if she didn't burn every other bridge imaginable?

I'm home a LOT, but she could presumably sneak my 75" UHDTV out during the time I go train. I purposely keep very little of resell value here, but I do have that TV.

I COULD insist she come train with me or something. Or stay out of the house when I must be out. I could probably organize that.

Since I've found no way to reverse image search her, here is her picture - although it wouldn't much matter even if she was identified. This is the woman asking for a six week stay in my home:
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 06:27:10 PM
What do you gain from this Matt?

Very good question. She could probably pay something, but short of a $2,500 security deposit, it wouldn't be worth the stress if things go south. And my experience has been that they always do.

Although I should point out, I have given up on people to a degree that just isn't healthy. I need to get back to doing SOMETHING. Training is basically my only hobby, and I'm trying to reintegrate people into my life.

I've basically been waiting to die for the past four years now. I mean, you could look at it that way. Two of those years were pretty strict lockdowns, but regardless - I'm wasting my prime years alone.

She is recently single, so who knows...if we fucked 10 times and she made odd with all my electronics, I could probably justify that to myself. NOT that that is the intention.

Though is be hard-pressed to tell you what I have to gain.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: GymnJuice on August 22, 2022, 06:40:32 PM
Damn...

This is sort of what I was expecting may happen.

I mean, why the fuck would a 20-year-old woman need a place to stay if she didn't burn every other bridge imaginable?

I'm home a LOT, but she could presumably sneak my 75" UHDTV out during the time I go train. I purposely keep very little of resell value here, but I do have that TV.

I COULD insist she come train with me or something. Or stay out of the house when I must be out. I could probably organize that.

Since I've found no way to reverse image search her, here is her picture - although it wouldn't much matter even if she was identified. This is the woman asking for a six week stay in my home:

She isn't bad looking but you already have kids and I don't think you're intending to marry her and start a family. You don't need the money. There's no reason for you to do this. It will only bring you headaches.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 06:42:28 PM
Avesher has also asked to stay with me for the winter.  ;D

Yay or Nay?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Rusty Trombone on August 22, 2022, 06:42:58 PM
Brutal if true.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Hulkotron on August 22, 2022, 06:46:15 PM
Yes on both the broad and avesher, in my opinion.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on August 22, 2022, 06:54:29 PM
If you don`t want her,I`ll take her......she`ll never walk the same again once I`m through with her.     :D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 22, 2022, 07:05:27 PM
YES
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Flexacon on August 22, 2022, 07:08:50 PM
Let them all stay or none of them.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Mothballs on August 22, 2022, 07:11:13 PM
She looks like she’d make an excellent babysitter for your kids.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 22, 2022, 07:14:37 PM
Your home a lot (depressed ) have no life …. This Whore is just what the Doctor ordered!!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: ThisisOverload on August 22, 2022, 07:15:40 PM
Avesher has also asked to stay with me for the winter.  ;D

Yay or Nay?


Absolutely.

That would be a wonderful experience Matt.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 22, 2022, 07:16:52 PM
Honestly more afraid for her! (You will hack her to pieces while she sleeps while dressed as Hitler…then wear her skin as a body suit!)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on August 22, 2022, 07:19:16 PM
Honestly more afraid for her! (You will hack her to pieces while she sleeps while dressed as Hitler…then wear her skin as a body suit!)
HA HA HA HA HA  ;D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Marvin Martian on August 22, 2022, 07:29:41 PM
Honestly more afraid for her! (You will hack her to pieces while she sleeps while dressed as Hitler…then wear her skin as a body suit!)

EXACTLY what I was thinking. Does this chick not yet know that Matt is mentally slow? She probably knows he has a little dick though and isn’t too worried about painful rape.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Dave D on August 22, 2022, 07:35:39 PM
She has a German Shepherd sized dog too.

I see problems arising from this.

I had roommates between 2005 and 2007, and never did it again. Meanwhile, that represents potentially $250,000 in revenue.

But no, it wasn't worth it.

Has anyone done this. Would it be worth it to try for even a couple of weeks? I don't want to give her a copy of my house key, since changing the locks after would be annoying.

I just don't know. I always fear the worst. She is young and good looking, but that doesn't mean very much.

Do any Getbiggers have experience with this? Basically just letting someone stay with them during a transitional time? Month or two max, if not less.

Can someone explain this dollar figure to me? Matt was earning  $10k a month from roommates?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Flexacon on August 22, 2022, 07:41:37 PM
Can someone explain this dollar figure to me? Matt was earning  $10k a month from roommates?

He meant he'd have collected $250,000 if he continued renting out those rooms from 2007 until now. Approx $700 a month per roommate
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Stan Diego on August 22, 2022, 07:42:07 PM
Did you go out with your guy friends for a beer or two, and ask them for advices about this?

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 22, 2022, 07:46:08 PM
Did you go out with your guy friends for a beer or two, and ask them for advices about this?
We are his “ guy friends “ …..
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Dave D on August 22, 2022, 07:46:52 PM
He meant he'd have collected $250,000 if he continued renting out those rooms from 2007 until now. Approx $700 a month per roommate

Oh. Lol I was legit baffled by what he meant. Thanks flex.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: SGT BARNES on August 22, 2022, 07:48:19 PM
Yes matt do it all.

nothing can go wrong. anadrol, some chick, and avesher under your moms roof.

do it
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 22, 2022, 08:03:27 PM
I mean….. it looks like she has good skin! (Not all tatted up) …..   
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on August 22, 2022, 08:09:31 PM
This question demands and immediate NO. Dead simple. No thought required. Just a polite, "Can't do that I'm afraid".

Of course, if you can't make up your own mind about something so simple - go to GetBig and ask a bunch of people that would love nothing more that for it to go "tits up" and hear the disaster it turns into.

So I vote yes.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Bevo on August 22, 2022, 08:15:12 PM
If you don`t want her,I`ll take her......she`ll never walk the same again once I`m through with her.     :D

Are you planning on breaking both of her legs so she can’t get away? She’ll still be able to squat more than bhanky
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Bevo on August 22, 2022, 08:20:00 PM
Very good question. She could probably pay something, but short of a $2,500 security deposit, it wouldn't be worth the stress if things go south. And my experience has been that they always do.

Although I should point out, I have given up on people to a degree that just isn't healthy. I need to get back to doing SOMETHING. Training is basically my only hobby, and I'm trying to reintegrate people into my life.

I've basically been waiting to die for the past four years now. I mean, you could look at it that way. Two of those years were pretty strict lockdowns, but regardless - I'm wasting my prime years alone.

She is recently single, so who knows...if we fucked 10 times and she made odd with all my electronics, I could probably justify that to myself. NOT that that is the intention.

Though is be hard-pressed to tell you what I have to gain.

You have kids and you been waiting to die for the past 4 years?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Flexacon on August 22, 2022, 08:27:55 PM
You have kids and you been waiting to die for the past 4 years?

Correct. He claims he was waiting to die, but he was also following a restrictive low calorie diet as it has life extending properties.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 22, 2022, 08:42:09 PM
She looks like a hot mess.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 22, 2022, 08:50:55 PM
This thread has so much bullshit in it. Matt Canning you’re full of shit.

Holy fuck it is as bad as the old threads when Josh Rehaluk would beg for money and collect thousands of dollars from Getbiggers to:

(1) “fly to London” to fight Joon/Donny - never went and kept the money
(2) “fly to Toronto/Florida” to fight XXXXX/Shizzo etc. - never went and kept the money
(3) Truck broke down, house issues, or some other bullshit lie - never happened and kept the money

And you guys gave Arce and Quickerblade a hard time about stealing from Getbig and sucked right up to Josh’s fat leech ass while he stole money from some guys who really can’t afford it.

Yes Matt “Loves The Cock” Canning you should absolutely let the fucking leech Josh Rehaluk live with you for free all winter. He can deposit his rent in your shitpipe on the 1st of every month.

Fucking creepy weirdo…
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Bevo on August 22, 2022, 09:00:49 PM
This thread has so much bullshit in it. Matt Canning you’re full of shit.

Holy fuck it is as bad as the old threads when Josh Rehaluk would beg for money and collect thousands of dollars from Getbiggers to:

(1) “fly to London” to fight Joon/Donny - never went and kept the money
(2) “fly to Toronto/Florida” to fight XXXXX/Shizzo etc. - never went and kept the money
(3) Truck broke down, house issues, or some other bullshit lie - never happened and kept the money

And you guys gave Arce and Quickerblade a hard time about stealing from Getbig and sucked right up to Josh’s fat leech ass while he stole money from some guys who really can’t afford it.

Yes Matt “Loves The Cock” Canning you should absolutely let the fucking leech Josh Rehaluk live with you for free all winter. He can deposit his rent in your shitpipe on the 1st of every month.

Fucking creepy weirdo…

Brutal  :D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 09:09:07 PM
He meant he'd have collected $250,000 if he continued renting out those rooms from 2007 until now. Approx $700 a month per roommate

Exactly. Great post.

At least a solid $500 per room for the three spare bedrooms per month = $1,500 per month = $18,000 per year in income for 15 years.

But I said - nah, not worth the bother.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 09:17:53 PM
Your home a lot (depressed ) have no life …. This Whore is just what the Doctor ordered!!

Great post. Thanks Mike.

My dick didn't move the entire pandemic. Jk, lol. But...you know.

I was in a state of malaise for a long while there due to lockdown gym closures, but my mini Anadrol cycle largely ameliorated that.

Some daily female company could be what I need right now. She just texted me, so at the very least, I'll have her over tonight to start.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Dave D on August 22, 2022, 09:21:27 PM
Exactly. Great post.

At least a solid $500 per room for the three spare bedrooms per month = $1,500 per month = $18,000 per year in income for 15 years.

But I said - nah, not worth the bother.

Matt you’re assuming you could have rented those rooms non stop for that time period. Think of how much money you missed out on just by not working during that time.

As a landlord you know that the money you take in isnt straight profit even if you have the house paid off.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 09:24:05 PM
This thread has so much bullshit in it. Matt Canning you’re full of shit.

Holy fuck it is as bad as the old threads when Josh Rehaluk would beg for money and collect thousands of dollars from Getbiggers to:

(1) “fly to London” to fight Joon/Donny - never went and kept the money
(2) “fly to Toronto/Florida” to fight XXXXX/Shizzo etc. - never went and kept the money
(3) Truck broke down, house issues, or some other bullshit lie - never happened and kept the money

And you guys gave Arce and Quickerblade a hard time about stealing from Getbig and sucked right up to Josh’s fat leech ass while he stole money from some guys who really can’t afford it.

Yes Matt “Loves The Cock” Canning you should absolutely let the fucking leech Josh Rehaluk live with you for free all winter. He can deposit his rent in your shitpipe on the 1st of every month.

Fucking creepy weirdo…

I'm reminded of an old porn movie starring Eric Edwards. In it, a 1970's porn Walter Sobchak didn't believe Edwards could fuck a different woman every night for a week.

So he fucked a different woman every night for a week, and posted photos...not even because he wanted to. Just because he could.

And because the Walter Sobchak character couldn't.

Maybe I could do that. But nothing will shut you up about me, even when I drop down to 170 and get my deadlift back up to 405 for 15-20.

No amount of proof is ever enough, so why bother.

Maybe she'll agree to a photo of the back of the her head while sucking my cock, if that would prove anything to you. But nah - I'm just wondering if it's worthwhile to help the girl out for a month or so.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 09:27:33 PM
Matt you’re assuming you could have rented those rooms non stop for that time period. Think of how much money you missed out on just by not working during that time.

As a landlord you know that the money you take in isnt straight profit even if you have the house paid off.

That's right, Dave. Great post.

Frankly, I'm comfortable, so I don't want to do things that stress me out, but these days, giving up on people has proven to be a source of stress.

I don't need people like other people need people, and I think that's a good thing. But I do need more than no people. I mean, I can't not fuck ever. But I started fucking again in June, and have been going out with friends more.

The physique has helped me. It makes me the source of positive attention. I'm glad I've been so dedicated to the gym lately. I've been slowly integrating back into the social realm.

I'm very lucky. Get busy living or get busy dying, right?

Also, what about Josh? Should I let him stay here in the winter? I have the space, and our rapport is good.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Dave D on August 22, 2022, 09:41:47 PM
That's right, Dave. Great post.

Frankly, I'm comfortable, so I don't want to do things that stress me out, but these days, giving up on people has proven to be a source of stress.

I don't need people like other people need people, and I think that's a good thing. But I do need more than no people. I mean, I can't not fuck ever. But I started fucking again in June, and have been going out with friends more.

The physique has helped me. It makes me the source of positive attention. I'm glad I've been so dedicated to the gym lately. I've been slowly integrating back into the social realm.

I'm very lucky. Get busy living or get busy dying, right?

Also, what about Josh? Should I let him stay here in the winter? I have the space, and our rapport is good.

Dude when was the last time you’ve lived with (a) friend(s)? Like anything it can be great or not so great.

I know several people who rent out rooms at their house (to strangers) and it doesn’t bother them at all. I know others who have rented rooms to friends and they have had good and bad experiences. I know a couple of people who can’t wait to tell everyone how much they did for someone by renting a room to them and how the renter just took “advantage” of them (whatever that means in their context).

If you’re at a spot where having a roommate and daily social interaction would be a benefit renting out a room could be  beneficial to both of you, but if you like your privacy having a roommate could be challenging.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 09:56:15 PM
Dude when was the last time you’ve lived with (a) friend(s)? Like anything it can be great or not so great.

2007.

I have a hard time getting over bad experiences. Like Epic is Back said, I just won't move on anything. I'm extremely conservative in that when I find something that works - I very rarely upset the order of things.

I am in a position where my rentals will allow me to live comfortably without working for the rest of my life. I don't want to mess that up and *have* to work again.

So I'm VERY conservative. Very cautious.

On the flip side, when I do incorporate something and it works, I take to it like a duck to water.

It's that initial plunge that I struggle with.

I mean, I hadn't fucked from July 30th of last year until this June 22nd. Since then, I fucked two additional women, fooled around with another one, made out with a fifth, and cuddled a sixth two nights ok until we got into a disagreement on Indigenous culture being peaceful.

My point is, that's how I am. Very hesitant to take the plunge, then when I do and it goes well, I have very positive streaks.

But maybe that's because when I succeed, I really nail it, but when I fail, I fail big time - or just go over the mistakes in my head too much.

I tend to go "ALL IN", which can make my wins big, but my losses enormous. And traumatic.

And that...almost freezes me to the point of complete inaction.

I literally scratch my head as to why the fuck I'm even able to get women anymore. I'm 40 now, for fuck's sake. But maybe those of us who work out regularly also age a bit slower. I do feel like the steroids are helping with that.

But I need to get out of this rut, and I have been doing so. Now I need to keep the momentum going, never fall in love again, EVER, but get back to fucking regularly, and start living again.

I know several people who rent out rooms at their house (to strangers) and it doesn’t bother them at all. I know others who have rented rooms to friends and they have had good and bad experiences. I know a couple of people who can’t wait to tell everyone how much they did for someone by renting a room to them and how the renter just took “advantage” of them (whatever that means in their context).

If you’re at a spot where having a roommate and daily social interaction would be a benefit renting out a room could be  beneficial to both of you, but if you like your privacy having a roommate could be challenging.

I have a few concerns...the biggest one being if she stole my big TV.

I kick back and watch Vince Goodrum OG videos on my big screen every Sunday evening. I'd shit if I lost the ability to do that because of her.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 22, 2022, 10:01:02 PM
I'm reminded of an old porn movie starring Eric Edwards. In it, a 1970's porn Walter Sobchak didn't believe Edwards could fuck a different woman every night for a week.

So he fucked a different woman every night for a week, and posted photos...not even because he wanted to. Just because he could.

And because the Walter Sobchak character couldn't.

Maybe I could do that. But nothing will shut you up about me, even when I drop down to 170 and get my deadlift back up to 405 for 15-20.

No amount of proof is ever enough, so why bother.

Maybe she'll agree to a photo of the back of the her head while sucking my cock, if that would prove anything to you. But nah - I'm just wondering if it's worthwhile to help the girl out for a month or so.

Is there a YouTube video somewhere on how to steal money from Getbiggers?

Does your butt buddy have a YouTube video on tips to rip off your friends?

Go back to the kiddie pool and this time try to hide your hard on from the other swimmers.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2022, 10:12:58 PM
Is there a YouTube video somewhere on how to steal money from Getbiggers?

Does your butt buddy have a YouTube video on tips to rip off your friends?

Go back to the kiddie pool and this time try to hide your hard on from the other swimmers.

Are you projecting here, Walter?

My gym has a pool. I use it. And I get attention from kids - but I get attention from EVERY FUCKING PERSON being in the shape I am right now.

I don't know what dream world you live in where a 5'9" 200-lb muscular man doesn't get noticed.

You're delusional.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 22, 2022, 10:26:17 PM
Are you projecting here, Walter?

My gym has a pool. I use it. And I get attention from kids - but I get attention from EVERY FUCKING PERSON being in the shape I am right now.

I don't know what dream world you live in where a 5'9" 200-lb muscular man doesn't get noticed.

You're delusional.

Not one photo of you raising your kids.

Get off the fucking internet you creepy little manlet weirdo and go earn a fucking living to support and raise your kids.

Your ballet tights back pose is not impressive, your lack of development would be embarrassing to anyone but a low IQ mope like you.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Earl1972 on August 22, 2022, 10:42:47 PM
she looks like absolute trouble and only a user that has burnt many bridges asks for an arrangement like this

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Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 22, 2022, 10:51:18 PM
she looks like absolute trouble and only a user that has burnt many bridges asks for an arrangement like this

E

The story isn’t true.

He is starting to realize how fucking creepy weird it was to send jerkoff videos to an old gay man.

So now he’s trying to pretend he’s a pussy slayer and hoping Getbig will forgot what kind of weirdo phaggot he really is.

For fucks sake, the spastic little manlet is 40 years old and lives in his mommy’s basement. The family rents out the spare room and he pretends he manages “rental property”.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Rambone on August 23, 2022, 02:25:39 AM
Day 3 of cohabitation......

(https://j.gifs.com/QkRoG0.gif)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: BRUTALIFTRUE on August 23, 2022, 02:36:40 AM
Go for broke and ask if she gives Blumpkins and Glizzy Gobblers
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Vince B on August 23, 2022, 02:39:24 AM
1. Why is she single?

2. Why is she available?

3. Never trust a vagina!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on August 23, 2022, 03:18:11 AM
Great post. Thanks Mike.

My dick didn't move the entire pandemic. Jk, lol. But...you know.

I was in a state of malaise for a long while there due to lockdown gym closures, but my mini Anadrol cycle largely ameliorated that.

Some daily female company could be what I need right now. She just texted me, so at the very least, I'll have her over tonight to start.

Very cute Matty


Keep at it
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on August 23, 2022, 03:37:53 AM
Hey Matt,has there ever been any time in your life that YOU actually made a decision about a cycle,a room mate,a woman,etc. etc. all by yourself.

For Christ sake you`re 40 fucking years olds,pull up your skirt and just decide what`s best for you,not what getbig thinks.....we`re talking life changing stuff here,trust me that`s what it is..... and you ask for advice on getbig where a person wouldn`t piss in your ear if your fucking brain was on fire.


You`re fucking nutz I`m convinced!!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on August 23, 2022, 03:50:06 AM
Hey Matt,has there ever been any time in your life that YOU actually made a decision about a cycle,a room mate,a woman,etc. etc. all by yourself.

For Christ sake you`re 40 fucking years olds,pull up your skirt and just decide what`s best for you,not what getbig thinks.....we`re talking life changing stuff here,trust me that`s what it is..... and you ask for advice on getbig were a person wouldn`t piss in your ear if your fucking brain was on fire.


You`re fucking nutz I`m convinced!!

Wes

You misunderstand Matthew

I am sure he has made choices in his life before, but bad ones

That is why he is asking the Fountain of Wisdom, Getbig, for advice.


We have the most enlightened beings in the world on here, ready to spread of experience and life lessons


Why? Because we have been through it all, old as we are



Let us teach Matthew what to do and not to do, since we have so much experience from doing the wrong thing and taking the wrong path.



We must do our best to try and enlighten the youth, Wes.

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on August 23, 2022, 03:53:26 AM
Fuck him,if he fucks up it`s on him........my advice is given above.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on August 23, 2022, 03:55:59 AM
Fuck him,if he fucks up it`s on him........my advice is given above.

Wes, The One Above All, The Ancient One.


We must save every lost soul so that they do not make the mistakes we did when we were young!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 23, 2022, 04:06:21 AM
1. Why is she single?

2. Why is she available?

3. Never trust a vagina!

Matt, please, study these three points carefully. Meditate on them. Search for answers. Reflect on the implications.

And then stop being fucking gay. Who the fuck says no to a good-looking 20-year-old wanting to crash for a few weeks? You're worried about a stupid TV? LOL. Do you know how many young ladies I've banged the life out of and helped fulfil all sorts of fantasies? No - neither do I. Too many to count. Have I ever regretted it? No! If there's two things women can't resist, it's a bearded Muslim with a gold prayer matt or a 40-year-old, juiced up Lenny with a free house. Get her moved in NOW!!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on August 23, 2022, 04:13:57 AM
Wes, The One Above All, The Ancient One.


We must save every lost soul so that they do not make the mistakes we did when we were young!
I was never young bro,and at 40 that broad would be eating my cum daily I wouldn`t ask anyone for advice cuz once a player always a player.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Wiggs on August 23, 2022, 04:16:28 AM
Matt, it's an absolutely terrible idea. The potential for this to go left is great. What does she bring besides youth and beauty? How are her finances? Does she have a criminal record? Children? What are her political beliefs? If someone is living with you, these questions are fair game.

Terrible idea.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Henda on August 23, 2022, 04:21:41 AM
If she looks in real life as she does in her photo send her ower Matt she can live at my house as long as she like in exchange for sex, housework and cooking. She will have to sleep on the cooch though and pay for her own chinkies on a Saturday night
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 23, 2022, 04:48:32 AM
Matt, it's an absolutely terrible idea. The potential for this to go left is great. What does she bring besides youth and beauty? How are her finances? Does she have a criminal record? Children? What are her political beliefs? If someone is living with you, these questions are fair game.

Terrible idea.

Yes, this part is crucial. Imagine how devastating it will be if she's not a fan of Hitler? Lol lol lol. Matt, you're not vetting a potential wife here. She's twenty and owns a large dog. Finding a place to live is difficult when many don't allow pets. Her finances are also shit just by virtue of her being young. Her friends will all be in the same boat. Now, are you going to be a moralising gaylord and do the right thing? Or are you going to swoop in there like a true Alpha, take advantage of the situation, and post the sex tape on Getbig?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Wiggs on August 23, 2022, 05:10:31 AM
Yes, this part is crucial. Imagine how devastating it will be if she's not a fan of Hitler? Lol lol lol. Matt, you're not vetting a potential wife here. She's twenty and owns a large dog. Finding a place to live is difficult when many don't allow pets. Her finances are also shit just by virtue of her being young. Her friends will all be in the same boat. Now, are you going to be a moralising gaylord and do the right thing? Or are you going to swoop in there like a true Alpha, take advantage of the situation, and post the sex tape on Getbig?

If she's some woke twat and there's a triggering event, Matt...well let's just say I do see ut ending well for her. What if she traps him and gets pregnant? Another problem he doesn't need. He has very little to gain and alot to lose.

I would never be with anyone not on the same political wavelength. It's a difference of morals.and ethics. She's not changing you and you're not changing her. That's a recipe for disaster.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: GymnJuice on August 23, 2022, 05:26:45 AM
Matt you're already getting laid without having to let the woman move in with you. You have nothing to gain. If you're lonely and want friends having a woman move in isn't the answer. Once they move in it is very difficult to get them to move out.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Flexacon on August 23, 2022, 05:56:36 AM
At least she doesn't have kids so you're doing better there than brother Bhanky
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Marty Champions on August 23, 2022, 06:21:26 AM
Pussy a great drug. Drama will become of this , but you might enjoy it more than it will hurt, the dog will be annoying and may eat you, its 50'50 good n bad
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Flexacon on August 23, 2022, 06:30:17 AM
Pussy a great drug. Drama will become of this , but you might enjoy it more than it will hurt, the dog will be annoying and may eat you, its 50'50 good n bad

I'm not really into pets, but the girl having a dog can be a good thing. They are great for taking for walks and Matt desperately needs to be getting out of the house more.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: falco on August 23, 2022, 06:47:51 AM
Most likely the 6 weeks will become 12 and then winter comes, and she will not survive the streets.
 You will have to cut energy supply and water in order to her to leave, while you stay in a hotel until she does.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on August 23, 2022, 06:59:04 AM
Most likely the 6 weeks will become 12 and then winter comes, and she will not survive the streets.
 You will have to cut energy supply and water in order to her to leave, while you stay in a hotel until she does.
That`s exactly what I was thinking......six weeks easily becomes 6 months or more.......easily.... especially using pussy as a bargaining chip.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: SweetDaddySiki on August 23, 2022, 07:11:56 AM
YES
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: joswift on August 23, 2022, 07:53:37 AM
what amazes me is the lack of concern for the young ladies wellbeing...
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: AbrahamG on August 23, 2022, 08:03:25 AM
Fuck her in the ass ….  …….Then kick her out!

Good advice Mike. I'd only add that the ass fuckings should be plural in nature before kicking her out.  @Matt - any pics of her asshole?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: ChristopherA on August 23, 2022, 08:09:24 AM
If she's some woke twat and there's a triggering event, Matt...well let's just say I do see ut ending well for her. What if she traps him and gets pregnant? Another problem he doesn't need. He has very little to gain and alot to lose.

I would never be with anyone not on the same political wavelength. It's a difference of morals.and ethics. She's not changing you and you're not changing her. That's a recipe for disaster.
Right. What if she's not a POS bigot like Matt? Might be awkward when she finds out he's a Nazi
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: SweetDaddySiki on August 23, 2022, 08:17:08 AM
what amazes me is the lack of concern for the young ladies wellbeing...
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 23, 2022, 08:51:21 AM
Matt you're already getting laid without having to let the woman move in with you. You have nothing to gain. If you're lonely and want friends having a woman move in isn't the answer. Once they move in it is very difficult to get them to move out.

Are you talking about the thief Josh Rehaluk or Matt Canning’s make-believe roommate?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Taffin on August 23, 2022, 11:13:02 AM
Did you go out with your guy friends for a beer or two, and ask them for advices about this?

(http://media.giphy.com/media/WxDZ77xhPXf3i/giphy.gif)

Correct. He claims he was waiting to die, but he was also following a restrictive low calorie diet as it has life extending properties.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/WxDZ77xhPXf3i/giphy.gif)

At least she doesn't have kids so you're doing better there than brother Bhanky

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Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 23, 2022, 11:15:59 AM
Right. What if she's not a POS bigot like Matt? Might be awkward when she finds out he's a Nazi
.

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: BB on August 23, 2022, 11:43:56 AM
In for the squatter's rights saga, or whatever this turns into.

When this goes bad what will Matt be stabbed with? -

A) A serving fork
B) A chop stick
C) A good old fashioned knife
D) A stiletto pump heel

 
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Marvin Martian on August 23, 2022, 11:49:25 AM
#1 - Does she have a slight case of Down’s too?
#2 - Does she know you have a tiny pecker?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 23, 2022, 12:00:05 PM
The mothers of Matt Canning’s brood of illegitimate children won’t let them live with him.

What could possibly go wrong when this 20 year old chick brings home 3-4 guys and gang bangs them in Matt Canning’s bed while he sulks in the corner?

Maybe Matt Canning will get to lick her freshly hot, steamy cream-filled slit?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: deadz on August 23, 2022, 12:25:56 PM
Whole story is BULLSHIT!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 23, 2022, 12:32:04 PM
Whole story is BULLSHIT!

Exactly.

He is trying to deflect away from the fact he sent a jerkoff video to Prime to seek approval and validation.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: CT_Muscle on August 23, 2022, 12:34:10 PM
The story isn’t true.

He is starting to realize how fucking creepy weird it was to send jerkoff videos to an old gay man.

So now he’s trying to pretend he’s a pussy slayer and hoping Getbig will forgot what kind of weirdo phaggot he really is.

For fucks sake, the spastic little manlet is 40 years old and lives in his mommy’s basement. The family rents out the spare room and he pretends he manages “rental property”.

The Brutal Truth  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: BB on August 23, 2022, 12:57:20 PM
It is your idiot video. You post it. I deleted it after having a good laugh at your opening hair toss which was so fem of you. Who knew you were such a 'queen'.  ;D

Primemuscle stayed for the opening of another Matt vid, and gives us a tidbit. Shame he deleted the jack off one, who knows what could've been picked up on with Getbig's critical eye.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: LittleJ on August 23, 2022, 01:07:19 PM
There's a show on ID called Fear Thy Roommate. Look at that before you make your decision.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 23, 2022, 01:23:44 PM
Absolutely incredible video:

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 23, 2022, 02:45:06 PM
Install some video cameras over the bed and sell the footage to “ Porn Hub “ to offset the cost of that crazy bitch living there!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: deadz on August 23, 2022, 02:46:11 PM
Install some video cameras over the bed and sell the footage to “ Porn Hub “ to offset the cost of that crazy bitch living there!
Over Laura yet or is she the one that got away?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: bhank on August 23, 2022, 02:49:26 PM
She isn't bad looking but you already have kids and I don't think you're intending to marry her and start a family. You don't need the money. There's no reason for you to do this. It will only bring you headaches.

Of course it is a bad idea and will probably go south but the girl in the picture is the kind of headache and drama  you may want
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 23, 2022, 02:50:55 PM
Over Laura yet or is she the one that got away?
Still weeping every day! …. You can call the porno “Eva Braun gets torpedoed! “
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: bhank on August 23, 2022, 02:51:18 PM
Honestly more afraid for her! (You will hack her to pieces while she sleeps while dressed as Hitler…then wear her skin as a body suit!)

Exactly but yeah Matt has no job he can handle a little drama give the whore a home
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 23, 2022, 02:54:32 PM
Exactly but yeah Matt has no job he can handle a little drama give the whore a home
I totally agree! (You can always kick her out if it’s not working……. Just don’t let her stay too long or she has some kind of “ squatters rights “ )
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: joswift on August 23, 2022, 02:55:01 PM
Exactly but yeah Matt has no job he can handle a little drama give the whore a home

You would know, you took that poor girl in from the beach and then kicked the living shit out of her
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: ThisisOverload on August 23, 2022, 02:56:11 PM
Of course it is a bad idea and will probably go south but the girl in the picture is the kind of headache and drama  you may want

So she has a punchable face?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: joswift on August 23, 2022, 02:57:47 PM
So she has a punchable face?

in hankins book all female faces are punchable
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: bhank on August 23, 2022, 02:58:00 PM
Matt, please, study these three points carefully. Meditate on them. Search for answers. Reflect on the implications.

And then stop being fucking gay. Who the fuck says no to a good-looking 20-year-old wanting to crash for a few weeks? You're worried about a stupid TV? LOL. Do you know how many young ladies I've banged the life out of and helped fulfil all sorts of fantasies? No - neither do I. Too many to count. Have I ever regretted it? No! If there's two things women can't resist, it's a bearded Muslim with a gold prayer matt or a 40-year-old, juiced up Lenny with a free house. Get her moved in NOW!!

have to admit I agree with Mohamed here
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: joswift on August 23, 2022, 02:59:23 PM
have to admit I agree with Mohamed here

you are aware hes being satyrical
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: deadz on August 23, 2022, 03:00:08 PM
So she has a punchable face?
;D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: bhank on August 23, 2022, 03:01:34 PM
Who cares if you get to 220lbs stay 200lbs or drop to 180lbs doesn't really matter. what does matter is if you are going to bang this bitch. If you wind up banging her you have succeeded if she winds up banging another dude in your house you have failed.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: bhank on August 23, 2022, 03:03:39 PM
you are aware hes being satyrical

No I don’t think he is at all. I used to own a townhouse in Dc. I has 3 extra rooms and 3 female roommates all paying rent all below going market rates all young and pretty. I would cycle them in and out when they got a boyfriend. I banged most of them. This is getbig 101 shit
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: joswift on August 23, 2022, 03:06:32 PM
No I don’t think he is at all. I used to own a townhouse in Dc. I has 3 extra rooms and 3 female roommates all paying rent all below going market rates all young and pretty. I would cycle them in and out when they got a boyfriend. I banged most of them. This is getbig 101 shit
this explains your long criminal record and opinions on women and the way you treat them
Have you explained this to your current girlfriend?

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: GymnJuice on August 23, 2022, 03:33:51 PM
Of course it is a bad idea and will probably go south but the girl in the picture is the kind of headache and drama  you may want

If she wants to move in with him he can probably bang her without letting her move in to begin with. I don't see why drama and headache needs to be in the picture.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 23, 2022, 03:40:48 PM
I think to drive his point home little Matty Canning should post up a photo of his lame BDB pose in his mommy’s workout tights.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: ThisisOverload on August 23, 2022, 03:44:35 PM
Who cares if you get to 220lbs stay 200lbs or drop to 180lbs doesn't really matter. what does matter is if you are going to bang this bitch. If you wind up banging her you have succeeded if she winds up banging another dude in your house you have failed.

Just wait until you get home and see Tyron's man juice all over your pillow.

And your new wife is smelling like menthol cigs.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Flexacon on August 23, 2022, 04:03:05 PM
No I don’t think he is at all. I used to own a townhouse in Dc. I has 3 extra rooms and 3 female roommates all paying rent all below going market rates all young and pretty. I would cycle them in and out when they got a boyfriend. I banged most of them. This is getbig 101 shit

I am starting to worry how my life and thinking isn't so far off that of Bhanky and Matty.

I have a couple of rental apartments and do exactly this. Although I do this with older chicks (30+)  as the tend to be more domesticated and I'll occasionally tell them to cook me up a Sunday dinner or something for my next visit.

If you wind up banging her you have succeeded if she winds up banging another dude in your house you have failed.

100% agree. With my prior permission I allow my tenants to only have female visitors. Don't care if they banging another dude or have a casual BF, but it aint happening at my apartment. Ring doorbells were a game changer here.

Shit gets annoying though when the women start asking you to come over. Completely ruins it for me.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Bevo on August 23, 2022, 04:22:10 PM
Who cares if you get to 220lbs stay 200lbs or drop to 180lbs doesn't really matter. what does matter is if you are going to bang this bitch. If you wind up banging her you have succeeded if she winds up banging another dude in your house you have failed.

In your case, you have a gf with multiple kids you are supporting living in “your” house? Who’s winning there?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 23, 2022, 06:45:30 PM
She has a German Shepherd sized dog too.

I see problems arising from this.

I had roommates between 2005 and 2007, and never did it again. Meanwhile, that represents potentially $250,000 in revenue.

But no, it wasn't worth it.

Has anyone done this. Would it be worth it to try for even a couple of weeks? I don't want to give her a copy of my house key, since changing the locks after would be annoying.

I just don't know. I always fear the worst. She is young and good looking, but that doesn't mean very much.

Do any Getbiggers have experience with this? Basically just letting someone stay with them during a transitional time? Month or two max, if not less.

It is so nice of you to take in this homeless waif and her dog and keeping them off the streets.

Tell her you will not give her a key and she will most likely look elsewhere for a place for the Shepherd and her to stay. If she says she is okay with not having a key, she must be desperate.

That she is young and good looking must mean something or you would not have mentioned it. 

What happens when you are in the hot tub at the gym and she needs to take the dog for a walk or go to the store? She'll leave the door unlocked so she can get in when she gets back.

If you can't be bothered with changing the locks after she leaves this says it all. Of course you could change just one lock and give her the key to it, then change it back when she leaves. But honestly, this is something you have made clear you don't really want to get involved in.

Keep in mind that German Shepherds shed a lot... a whole lot.

Question, is she Jewish?  ;D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 23, 2022, 07:15:20 PM
Ok …. Where we at with this young hot Whore?!? … she moved in yet??!.. give it a fucking shot (lol in more ways than one) man! … you only live once! ..wait what about your kids tho? (They live with you/ you have them on the weekends?) I mean built in baby - sitter! … it’s always been just me …. So keep in mind that’s where my advice comes from! Good luck!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: King Shizzo on August 24, 2022, 06:57:46 AM
The mothers of Matt Canning’s brood of illegitimate children won’t let them live with him.

What could possibly go wrong when this 20 year old chick brings home 3-4 guys and gang bangs them in Matt Canning’s bed while he sulks in the corner?

Maybe Matt Canning will get to lick her freshly hot, steamy cream-filled slit?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Rambone on August 24, 2022, 07:17:12 AM
Ok …. Where we at with this young hot Whore?!? … she moved in yet??!.. give it a fucking shot (lol in more ways than one) man! … you only live once! ..wait what about your kids tho? (They live with you/ you have them on the weekends?) I mean built in baby - sitter! … it’s always been just me …. So keep in mind that’s where my advice comes from! Good luck!

Hahaha!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 24, 2022, 07:57:40 AM
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: illuminati on August 24, 2022, 08:01:11 AM
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then get cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"


Bingo !!
Very Sound & Sage Advice
Matt take note of OMR & what he is Saying.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on August 24, 2022, 08:45:20 AM
Absolutely incredible video:



Good vid about Walter
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 24, 2022, 09:37:15 AM
Good vid about Walter

Hey Kwon - I don’t watch the Josh “The Leech” Rehaluk’s videos so is it a good video on how to rip off your fellow Getbiggers for cash?

Does the video outline how Josh Rehaluk scammed Getbiggers along with Joon? Or is this more along the lines of how Josh Rehaluk scammed Getbig for cash for his fake Toronto trip?

I figured since you have your nose up Josh Rehaluk and Matt Canning’s asses, you would know. Unless you’re just white knighting both of those phaggots to try to get your own private jerkoff video?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Rambone on August 24, 2022, 09:55:16 AM
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"

 :D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 24, 2022, 10:09:18 AM
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"

So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Taffin on August 24, 2022, 10:26:56 AM
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"

If I lived in Canada I swear I would document this GetBig Eiffel Tower with my left hand while my right was busy!!  100%

(And having indulged in this sort of shenanigans before, my etiquette is advanced enough to 'steer my output' away from Josh and Matt - no (no h0mo) man enjoys that slightly cold feeling of your compadres man-batter speckling your face body :-X)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 24, 2022, 10:45:07 AM
I've had rental houses for many years.

Women are the worst offenders when they are released from their lease or terminated.

And i will not rent to people of color, ever.
Neither would Matt.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on August 24, 2022, 11:04:08 AM
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"
PARSH
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 24, 2022, 06:21:03 PM
So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

Don't know about that dude, but anything is possible. I've seen weirder shit in my day and I know that in the world of professional bodybuilding stranger things have indeed happened.

Whatever happens, happens.

"1"
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2022, 06:24:08 PM
So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

Tell me you're kidding. Josh is probably the straightest man on Getbig.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 24, 2022, 06:26:36 PM
Don't know about that dude, but anything is possible. I've seen weirder shit in my day and I know that in the world of professional bodybuilding stranger things have indeed happened.

Whatever happens, happens.

"1"
.

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 24, 2022, 06:27:14 PM
Tell me you're kidding. Josh is probably the straightest man on Getbig.

Shut up, Tits.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Flexacon on August 24, 2022, 06:38:25 PM
Tell me you're kidding. Josh is probably the straightest man on Getbig.

That's still pretty gay
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 24, 2022, 07:17:30 PM
Updates?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 24, 2022, 07:27:03 PM
Ok …. Where we at with this young hot Whore?!? … she moved in yet??!.. give it a fucking shot (lol in more ways than one) man! … you only live once! ..wait what about your kids tho? (They live with you/ you have them on the weekends?) I mean built in baby - sitter! … it’s always been just me …. So keep in mind that’s where my advice comes from! Good luck!

Short, sweet and right on target. Covers a lot of territory.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 24, 2022, 07:29:02 PM
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"

Something is 'fishy' with your posting style lately. Hmmm.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 24, 2022, 07:32:09 PM
Hey Kwon - I don’t watch the Josh “The Leech” Rehaluk’s videos so is it a good video on how to rip off your fellow Getbiggers for cash?

Does the video outline how Josh Rehaluk scammed Getbiggers along with Joon? Or is this more along the lines of how Josh Rehaluk scammed Getbig for cash for his fake Toronto trip?

I figured since you have your nose up Josh Rehaluk and Matt Canning’s asses, you would know. Unless you’re just white knighting both of those phaggots to try to get your own private jerkoff video?

Kwon, Matty and Josh... ouch!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 24, 2022, 07:35:05 PM
So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

If there is a contest somewhere for kinky sexual fantasy writing, be sure to enter. You will win, hands down.

Not saying down where.  :)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Tapeworm on August 24, 2022, 07:42:19 PM
Some seriously neglected peckers in here.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 24, 2022, 07:49:18 PM
Neither would Matt.

Nor would he knowingly rent to someone who is Jewish.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 24, 2022, 07:55:35 PM
So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

I think I remember reading something similar in either Myra Breckinridge by Gore Vidal or Candy by Terry Southern.

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 25, 2022, 01:25:03 AM
Nor would he knowingly rent to someone who is Jewish.
Or probably a whole list of other people. ;D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 25, 2022, 07:55:14 AM
What is she just chilling outside the homeless shelter while Matt (very) slowly tries to decide if she is moving in or not???!!??  …. It’s been days man …. What’s the verdict!!???
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: deadz on August 25, 2022, 09:28:09 AM
What is she just chilling outside the homeless shelter while Matt (very) slowly tries to decide if she is moving in or not???!!??  …. It’s been days man …. What’s the verdict!!???
Verdict……ALL LIES
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 25, 2022, 11:10:34 AM
……
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Rambone on August 25, 2022, 11:21:10 AM
Mike, does this hot, young whore even exist? If so, what’s Matt’s decision? I’m not reading this whole thread and fear that it will turn into Matt’s other 50 page thread about whether putting dumbbells on workout bench upholstery was right or wrong 
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 25, 2022, 11:44:42 AM
Mike, does this young, whore even exist? If so, what’s Matt’s decision? I’m not reading this whole thread and fear that it will turn into Matt’s other 50 page thread about whether putting dumbbells on workout bench upholstery was right or wrong

The chick doesn’t exist, so Titty Boy Matt Canning has decided to let Josh Rehaluk mooch off him all winter for sexual favors.

Getbiggers can send funds to the usual Josh Rehaluk GoFundMe scammer account.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 25, 2022, 11:53:18 AM
Mike, does this young, whore even exist? If so, what’s Matt’s decision? I’m not reading this whole thread and fear that it will turn into Matt’s other 50 page thread about whether putting dumbbells on workout bench upholstery was right or wrong
I am starting to have doubts as to her existence…..( why lie tho And make a whole thread about it??!? Surely you have to know you will be caught in that lie!) … it’s a no brainer  anyways give it a try (try to bang her/ kick her out if your not happy with the way it’s going!) you don’t need GetBigs advice on it! …
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 25, 2022, 12:04:51 PM
I am starting to have doubts as to her existence…..( why lie tho And make a whole thread about it??!? Surely you have to know you will be caught in that lie!) … it’s a no brainer  anyways give it a try (try to bang her/ kick her out if your not happy with the way it’s going!) you don’t need GetBigs advice on it! …

Sounds like you’re looking to “rent a room”!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: michael arvilla on August 25, 2022, 01:12:33 PM
Sounds like you’re looking to “rent a room”!
Hey man …..……all the free Milk you can drink!!🤘
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: CalvinH on August 25, 2022, 09:17:20 PM
The chick doesn’t exist


Of course she exists, He me her on Catfish.com.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: GymnJuice on August 26, 2022, 04:43:14 AM
Hey man …..……all the free Milk you can drink!!🤘

Really? I didn't think Matt's gyno was that bad
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Marvin Martian on August 26, 2022, 05:30:02 AM
Is this the new documentary Matt Taeo - the girlfriend that didn’t exist
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Taffin on August 26, 2022, 05:38:25 AM
Tell me you're kidding. Josh is probably the straightest man on Getbig.

That's still pretty gay

Ya, gotta agree  :-[
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Taffin on August 26, 2022, 05:43:35 AM
Mike, does this hot, young whore even exist? If so, what’s Matt’s decision? I’m not reading this whole thread and fear that it will turn into Matt’s other 50 page thread about whether putting dumbbells on workout bench upholstery was right or wrong

I'm gonna cut to the chase here, we're all dancing round this

Matt - PTPS please







(or I'd settle for a PM'd closeup of her sleeping anus - thanks in advance)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on March 14, 2023, 05:47:30 AM
She still there, then?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on March 14, 2023, 05:56:44 AM
How old is she now Matt?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Gym Rat on March 14, 2023, 06:00:32 AM
Can Shizzo move in??
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Rambone on March 14, 2023, 06:40:25 AM
Has TBPD found this poor girl’s skeleton yet  ???
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on March 14, 2023, 06:47:10 AM
(https://www.stgeorgeutah.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Jaeliece-Lewis-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Tapeworm on March 14, 2023, 06:54:42 AM
Not to be a dick but they shouldn't have named her Jaeliece and then bought her Groucho Marx Eyebrow Magic for her sweet 16. This leads directly to "Hmm I wonder what more than one non-white guy at the same time would be like."

Next thing you know. Milk carton.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Scrancer on March 14, 2023, 06:58:20 AM
Not to be a dick but they shouldn't have named her Jaeliece and then bought her Groucho Marx Eyebrow Magic for her sweet 16. This leads directly to "Hmm I wonder what more than one non-white guy at the same time would be like."

Next thing you know. Milk carton.

harsh but true. They werent snatched away from bible camp. A buddys daughter here worked at some bar where it was all negroids (the really black ones, Somalia). She got raped and threatened if she went to cops, the whole 9 yards. Useless savages that bring nothing of worth to Canada
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on March 14, 2023, 07:03:53 AM
Definitely not whisked away from Bible camp
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on March 14, 2023, 07:10:54 AM
Not to be a dick but they shouldn't have named her Jaeliece and then bought her Groucho Marx Eyebrow Magic for her sweet 16. This leads directly to "Hmm I wonder what more than one non-white guy at the same time would be like."

Next thing you know. Milk carton.


LOL  :D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on March 14, 2023, 07:11:34 AM
She still a young woman?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on March 14, 2023, 07:20:58 AM
She still a dead woman?
That`s what the authorities are assuming.  :(
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Tapeworm on March 14, 2023, 07:22:32 AM
harsh but true. They werent snatched away from bible camp. A buddys daughter here worked at some bar where it was all negroids (the really black ones, Somalia). She got raped and threatened if she went to cops, the whole 9 yards. Useless savages that bring nothing of worth to Canada

In the movies the dad goes haywire and we've got a revenge fantasy action flick.

Irl the dad buys her some therapy and never questions the manner in which he raised his kid. Jesus who doesn't step in when your daughter takes a job in a Somali bar? it's your buddy. Again, not trying to be a dick. But fucking hell. You'd have to be asking yourself some questions afterwards if it was your kid.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Hulkotron on March 14, 2023, 07:25:56 AM
Update?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Scrancer on March 14, 2023, 07:27:59 AM
In the movies the dad goes haywire and we've got a revenge fantasy action flick.

Irl the dad buys her some therapy and never questions the manner in which he raised his kid. Jesus who doesn't step in when your daughter takes a job in a Somali bar? it's your buddy. Again, not trying to be a dick. But fucking hell. You'd have to be asking yourself some questions afterwards if it was your kid.

he tries to sell himself off as a great dad but is genuinely farrrrrr from it
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on March 14, 2023, 07:28:29 AM
Update?
(https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/crime-scene-dead-body-red-600w-1395442745.jpg)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Rambone on March 14, 2023, 07:33:50 AM
(https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/crime-scene-dead-body-red-600w-1395442745.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Tapeworm on March 14, 2023, 07:40:45 AM
LOL  :D

Stupidest girl trend ever. Thank fuck it's over.

They say men don't understand women. Then they all try to look like a 45yo persian dude and act like it's hot. Yo. Sweetie.

Who knows where this nonsense comes from.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: SOMEPARTS on March 14, 2023, 08:00:19 AM
I missed this thread during my 2022 trip to Dubai, India...Jesus! LOL
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on March 14, 2023, 08:48:24 AM
What really concerns me is, every time Shizzo reaches rock bottom and goes back to living in his car, Mike Arvilla goes missing?

I think "Dirty Mike" and the boys pulled a few Soup Kitchens in Shizzo's car and he really appreciates the Fuck Shack!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Taffin on March 14, 2023, 11:57:57 AM
Not to be a dick but they shouldn't have named her Jaeliece and then bought her Groucho Marx Eyebrow Magic for her sweet 16. This leads directly to "Hmm I wonder what more than one non-white guy at the same time would be like."

Next thing you know. Milk carton.


I totally misunderstood this reference at first!!  :-X :-X
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on March 14, 2023, 11:59:23 AM
I totally misunderstood this reference at first!!  :-X :-X
Ring Rust Of Peace
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Megalodon on March 14, 2023, 12:18:24 PM
I totally misunderstood this reference at first!!  :-X :-X

Welcome back, Taffin!

(https://i.postimg.cc/NfxsyZKH/Dqg-Zcd-EWo-AAHa-B5.jpg)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Bevo on March 14, 2023, 12:47:24 PM
In the movies the dad goes haywire and we've got a revenge fantasy action flick.

Irl the dad buys her some therapy and never questions the manner in which he raised his kid. Jesus who doesn't step in when your daughter takes a job in a Somali bar? it's your buddy. Again, not trying to be a dick. But fucking hell. You'd have to be asking yourself some questions afterwards if it was your kid.

Liam Neeson
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Tapeworm on March 14, 2023, 04:20:48 PM
I totally misunderstood this reference at first!!  :-X :-X

Well well well. Look what the cat dragged in. And once again after I make a post resembling my xhampster search parameters. Mere coincidence?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: ThisisOverload on March 14, 2023, 06:27:29 PM
Welcome back, Taffin!

(https://i.postimg.cc/NfxsyZKH/Dqg-Zcd-EWo-AAHa-B5.jpg)

Indeed!

2,1,3
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Tennisballz on March 14, 2023, 06:41:08 PM
Welcome back, Taffin!

(https://i.postimg.cc/NfxsyZKH/Dqg-Zcd-EWo-AAHa-B5.jpg)
I second this!

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: youandme on March 14, 2023, 06:41:50 PM
What happened in this roommate situation? Did Matt just opt for loaning her money to watch her bang another guy or what?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: wes on March 14, 2023, 07:54:27 PM
What happened in this roommate situation? Did Matt just opt for loaning her money to watch her bang another guy or what?
Cuck Of Peace
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 15, 2023, 12:41:37 AM
What happened in this roommate situation? Did Matt just opt for loaning her money to watch her bang another guy or what?
They are getting married next week.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: delon on March 15, 2023, 02:08:52 AM
Matt should revive his hugh hefner lounge lizard period

Why do people believe I swallow the sperm of other men?  ???  Please, I would like some insight on this.  Does this look like a photo of a man who swallows the sperm of other men?  ??? [Note: Beer bottle is actually in her hand]:


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=380934.0;attach=969737;image)

Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on March 15, 2023, 02:47:29 AM
Matt should revive his hugh hefner lounge lizard period


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=380934.0;attach=969737;image)

Matt Hefner!
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Taffin on March 15, 2023, 03:06:17 AM
Welcome back, Taffin!

Thanks dude - good to be back! 8)

(http://i.postimg.cc/cLgycJph/PIERCE-BROSNAN-SHIRTLESS-IN-THE-MATADOR-pierce-brosnan-31458800-259-200.gif)
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: youandme on March 15, 2023, 03:19:46 AM
They are getting married next week.

He’s going to make an honest women out of her.
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Bevo on March 15, 2023, 01:00:57 PM
Matt should revive his hugh hefner lounge lizard period


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=380934.0;attach=969737;image)

Caption Morgan?? Knew Matt was gay a long  :D
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Scrancer on March 15, 2023, 01:04:52 PM
Matt should revive his hugh hefner lounge lizard period


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=380934.0;attach=969737;image)

omg how does he not live like this full time?
Matt Im moving there and we are reviving this
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Flexacon on March 15, 2023, 04:41:22 PM
The worst part about this is that I can't even convince myself I'm not gay anymore.

Matt this was 12 years ago. Are you still gay, or are you now bi or straight?
Title: Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
Post by: Kwon on March 15, 2023, 05:29:56 PM
Matt C taught this girl to back pop