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So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.
That was my amusement for the day.
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was he taking about 'strict curl' and a made up military career?
black Hankins
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was he taking about 'strict curl' and a made up military career?
black Hankins
I don't know why, ;D but this is the funniest thing I've read all day! Thanks, brother!
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was he taking about 'strict curl' and a made up military career?
black Hankins
That just made me laugh pretty hard.
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Model Citizen Big Rob!
King of Triceps
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So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.
That was my amusement for the day.
Would love to see you as a vigilante, Rob!
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Stay safe, brother Rob.
And keep the wimmen safe from this freak.
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Would love to see you as a vigilante, Rob!
This.
Rob needs to wear a Lone Ranger mask and walk around his community.
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So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.
That was my amusement for the day.
Happy Juneteenth buddy! :D
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So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.
That was my amusement for the day.
safe to say your a snitch?
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sXpy96BG/shutterstock-329291891.jpg).
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sXpy96BG/shutterstock-329291891.jpg).
;D
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safe to say your a snitch?
Because I’m chasing a retarded black guy down the street and the cops stop to see what a 250lb man is chasing a guy for when they know all about me? No not safe to say. They pulled up to me as I was chasing him, should I have just kept chasing him and proceeded to beat the guy as they watched? It bodes well for me that happened so next time when I do lay him out they will understand.
I’ve never called the cops once my life and never will.
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All these posts are just great and making me laugh pretty hard.
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Apparently that which I have long feared has come to pass.
Free Range Hobos are now on the Endangered Feces List. Fuck the Cucks and never forgive them and never forget why.
And call them what they are Pedo Pal supporters of pedophilia and child mutilation.
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Dear Rob,
Sorry I was masturbating in your bushes again. It's just that you're such a stud I can't help myself.
Signed,
Neggir Jim
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Because I’m chasing a retarded black guy down the street and the cops stop to see what a 250lb man is chasing a guy for when they know all about me? No not safe to say. They pulled up to me as I was chasing him, should I have just kept chasing him and proceeded to beat the guy as they watched? It bodes well for me that happened so next time when I do lay him out they will understand.
I’ve never called the cops once my life and never will.
Glad it ended up ok. Nothing violent, no jail etc...
How did your wife handle it....worried or no?
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As he was running away, could you tell if his rear delts were legit?
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This is a sign of things to come.
The freaks are coming to your neighborhood.
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“Skinhead targets unarmed black man in a possible hate crime on Juneteenth”
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I'd get some kind of Ring camera or something for liability brosef
say he some back or god forbid chase your wife around in your yard - you beat the piss from him and he charges you in civil court
not sure what state youre in but Ive had to deal with shit cause some magistrate judge wants to punish "the big guy who thinks he can do what he wants"
get some video evidence in case he makes a habit of peeping around
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Come to Texas Rob.Down here you get a ticket if you don’t shoot that bastard. ;D
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Police have just released an image taken from Rob's CCTV camera. Let's hope they find the bastard.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=149324.0;attach=925709;image)
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Another classic Rob post, right up with the "seafood diarrhea" post.. EPIC!!
The guy was just out for a jog, no need to get alarmed folks!!
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I'd get some kind of Ring camera or something for liability brosef
say he some back or god forbid chase your wife around in your yard - you beat the piss from him and he charges you in civil court
not sure what state youre in but Ive had to deal with shit cause some magistrate judge wants to punish "the big guy who thinks he can do what he wants"
get some video evidence in case he makes a habit of peeping around
Qft. It’s a decent deterrent by itself but can also save you from wrongful accusations
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Police have just released an image taken from Rob's CCTV camera. Let's hope they find the bastard.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=149324.0;attach=925709;image)
Hahahha!
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All these posts are just great and making me laugh pretty hard.
i live in ny.. you cant do shit to anyone unless they are inside the house.. grab yourself some fiochi rubber riot bullets and a 12 gauge.. i catch anyone outside fucking around thats what they get first...last shell in the tube is 00 buckshot tho!
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So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.
That was my amusement for the day.
1) Did you ask him "bro, do you even lift?"
2) Did you ask him to finally end the "Dorian Vs. Ronnie" debate?
3) Did he happen to have a certain skateboard with him?
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Eagerly awaiting the sequel
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sXpy96BG/shutterstock-329291891.jpg).
OK, so that picture gave me the BEST legit LOL in a long time!! Looks like one of those Mexican Babies or something - fucken brilliant!!! 😂🤣😄😆
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Dear Rob,
Sorry I was masturbating in your bushes again. It's just that you're such a stud I can't help myself.
Signed,
Neggir Jim
Next time, pick your own bush!!!
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rob c guns making new england safe one pamith at a time
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My nikka
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was he foscusing purely on his left arm?
When he said he was doing 45 strokes a minute was he only really doing 12?
Did he leave bio-identical semen on the bush?
Was his takedown defence 'olympic class'?
I could be wrong but a few alarm bells rinign here
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Dear Rob,
Sorry I was masturbating in your bushes again. It's just that you're such a stud I can't help myself.
Signed,
Neggir Jim
Legit LOL ;D
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rob c guns making new england safe one pamith at a time
Hahaha!
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Hahaha!
Everyone has a Pamith in their bushes
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Everyone has a Pamith in their bushes
Bite your tongue….
When I get back to better WiFi I’ll tell you about my next door neighbor’s 38 year old son who wanted to fight me, vandalized my car, broke into my house, and then broke in a second time when I was on vacation and I had a friend house sitting for me.
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Bite your tongue….
When I get back to better WiFi I’ll tell you about my next door neighbor’s 38 year old son who wanted to fight me, vandalized my car, broke into my house, and then broke in a second time when I was on vacation and I had a friend house sitting for me.
I didn't know you lived next door to affeman's parents.
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Good job it wasn't hankys yard, he'd have chased him down (hopefully no stairs involved) and left dents in his head.
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hanky's killer dog would have killed him
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Good job it wasn't hankys yard, he'd have chased him down (hopefully no stairs involved) and left dents in his head.
Beating on him for two rounds, only winded because he spent half an hour drop kicking some Mexican cartel members first.
Honest to God, I would like to see Bhanky and ESF at an Applebees drunk and trying to out tall tale one another.
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Beating on him for two rounds, only winded because he spent half an hour drop kicking some Mexican cartel members first.
Honest to God, I would like to see Bhanky and ESF at an Applebees drunk and trying to out tall tale one another.
What would a tag team name of Bhanks + ESF + CSwol be?
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Bite your tongue….
When I get back to better WiFi I’ll tell you about my next door neighbor’s 38 year old son who wanted to fight me, vandalized my car, broke into my house, and then broke in a second time when I was on vacation and I had a friend house sitting for me.
Yikes! Did you call the police?
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Everyone has a Pamith in their bushes
Is this the Monica Brant thread?
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sXpy96BG/shutterstock-329291891.jpg).
There's a doorbell.
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Yikes! Did you call the police?
It’s kinda a long story but I did try to get the police involved but they were no help. He even shot an arrow at my friend and I when we were in my back yard. The police didn’t do anything because the arrow “got lost” during questioning in his mom’s driveway and she claimed the son was not home at the time. He is not mentally handicapped, his family uses the excuse that he is going through a bad divorce and is struggling with stress. He threatened to kill me because I reminded him of his ex-wife.
The second time he broke in, he had what is called an “Airsoft” pistol (not sure what that means). He was detained by my housesitter until police arrived. The police pressured me for a few weeks not to press charges because “he is a harmless guy who is having some bad luck.” When I said I wanted to press charges they threatened to arrest my housesitter. I found out that the real reason the police were protecting him is because his dad is some sort of big political donor.
I don’t think he will come in my yard anymore now.
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It’s kinda a long story but I did try to get the police involved but they were no help. He even shot an arrow at my friend and I when we were in my back yard. The police didn’t do anything because the arrow “got lost” during questioning in his mom’s driveway and she claimed the son was not home at the time. He is not mentally handicapped, his family uses the excuse that he is going through a bad divorce and is struggling with stress. He threatened to kill me because I reminded him of his ex-wife.
The second time he broke in, he had what is called an “Airsoft” pistol (not sure what that means). He was detained by my housesitter until police arrived. The police pressured me for a few weeks not to press charges because “he is a harmless guy who is having some bad luck.” When I said I wanted to press charges they threatened to arrest my housesitter. I found out that the real reason the police were protecting him is because his dad is some sort of big political donor.
I don’t think he will come in my yard anymore now.
I`d run that mutherfucker over with my car......WHOOPS!!!
What an asshole.
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What would a tag team name of Bhanks + ESF + CSwol be?
Not sure, but dibs on the fucken management!
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What would a tag team name of Bhanks + ESF + CSwol be?
The Natural Disasters
Men on a Mission
Powers of Pain
Colossal Connection
Colon Brothers
Dicks
Dynamic Dudes
Demolition
Dudes Love
Headhunters
Impact Players
Paperbaggers
Diciples of the IceMachine
Rimjobbers
Reacharounders
Lethal Consequences
Legion of Poon
Naturals
Outsiders
Insiders
Closet Occupants
Public Enemy
Gym Warriors
Iron Warriors
Redneck Rejects
Rectum Rockers
The Addiction
Three Hour Warning
Unholy Alliance
Rectum Raiders
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Glad it ended up ok. Nothing violent, no jail etc...
How did your wife handle it....worried or no?
The wife and kids were very shocked to see someone in the bushes but when I came down and went outside they got scared I might kill him as they knows me temper hahah. Now we lock the door, never have before.
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I want to respond to all these but there are To many. Thanks for the great laughs guys.
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The second time he broke in, he had what is called an “Airsoft” pistol (not sure what that means).
Paintball gun, right? That would have been an "Airsoft meet .45ACP hardball" moment. Ask questions later situation in my house.
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Paintball gun, right? That would have been an "Airsoft meet .45ACP hardball" moment. Ask questions later situation in my house.
I’m not sure. I was pretty sure he threatened me in my driveway once before and he had a gun. I called his parents and told them I was reporting the incident to the police. The parents swore there had never been a gun in their house ever.
In the paperwork I have about the second break in, it refers to an “Airsoft pistol” so maybe that is a paintball gun? Either way, he was an armed intruder and a threat to whomever was home.
He is a very creepy fellow, I found him sitting in my car in my driveway once and sleeping on my patio a few times.
Wes…I mentioned this guy to you once or twice before in emails. You can run him over if you want to.
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Airsoft guns shoot little plastic balls. My friend's little brother had some of those 20-ish years ago. Since no one else has done it I'm going to have to follow this post up with the obvious joke to make...
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Bite your tongue….
When I get back to better WiFi I’ll tell you about my next door neighbor’s 38 year old son who wanted to fight me, vandalized my car, broke into my house, and then broke in a second time when I was on vacation and I had a friend house sitting for me.
Sounds like Matt C found out you're Jewish!!!
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Sounds like Matt C found out you're Jewish!!!
I’m not Jewish, I’m German.
Mathjew C wouldn’t threaten me, he seems nice.
(Except for the videos he sends Primemuscle)
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airsoft guns shoot little plastic BBs, either by spring load or CO2.
they are often used for practice, because they make models that mimic specific guns
so they can look pretty much like the real thing
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Police have just released an image taken from Rob's CCTV camera. Let's hope they find the bastard.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=149324.0;attach=925709;image)
Holy fucking hell!!!!!! LOL.
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What would a tag team name of Bhanks + ESF + CSwol be?
Pandemonium running wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
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Should have left your back door unlocked while you waited in the darkness.
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I’m not Jewish, I’m German.
Mathjew C wouldn’t threaten me, he seems nice.
(Except for the videos he sends Primemuscle)
Matt used to be okay, maybe just a little quirky before he asked me to post those insane videos. It baffles me why he didn't just post them himself if he was so adamant about showing off his abilities.
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I’m not sure. I was pretty sure he threatened me in my driveway once before and he had a gun. I called his parents and told them I was reporting the incident to the police. The parents swore there had never been a gun in their house ever.
In the paperwork I have about the second break in, it refers to an “Airsoft pistol” so maybe that is a paintball gun? Either way, he was an armed intruder and a threat to whomever was home.
He is a very creepy fellow, I found him sitting in my car in my driveway once and sleeping on my patio a few times.
Wes…I mentioned this guy to you once or twice before in emails. You can run him over if you want to.
It's a BB (ball bearing/plastic pellets) gun. It can sting if it hits you, but the worst it can do is maybe take an eye out if it hits you there directly.
Put a ring camera or 2 up and catching him doing his nonsense and then take it to lawyer. He might even just stop completely if he sees the cams up
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Rob’s got a problem with a dindu by his window. Racist thread reported to grape ape immediately!
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The Reward for Big Rob (NSFW) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/cf81818bb48bf4465ed4ee388941731b/tumblr_p88tkv5Na11xssoiho1_500.jpg)
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Rob’s got a problem with a dindu by his window. Racist thread reported to grape ape immediately!
Hahaha.
The Reward for Big Rob (NSFW) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/cf81818bb48bf4465ed4ee388941731b/tumblr_p88tkv5Na11xssoiho1_500.jpg)
Why thank you sir. That is lovely.
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Should have left your back door unlocked while you waited in the darkness.
That is A great idea.
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I didn't know you lived next door to affeman's parents.
Big LOL ;D
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The same guy just hit Taffin’s house! Getbiggers’ homes are clearly being targeted. We need ferocious dogs like Hankins’ to protect us. You want the kind of dogs where if you kick them, they bite back.
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Turd World Immigrants probably ^^^^
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Matt used to be okay, maybe just a little quirky before he asked me to post those insane videos. It baffles me why he didn't just post them himself if he was so adamant about showing off his abilities.
I thought it was just one video that was sent to you. How many jerkoff videos did Matt send you?
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The same guy just hit Taffin’s house! Getbiggers’ homes are clearly being targeted. We need ferocious dogs like Hankins’ to protect us. You want the kind of dogs where if you kick them, they bite back.
Hahaha this guy gets around.
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I’m not sure. I was pretty sure he threatened me in my driveway once before and he had a gun. I called his parents and told them I was reporting the incident to the police. The parents swore there had never been a gun in their house ever.
In the paperwork I have about the second break in, it refers to an “Airsoft pistol” so maybe that is a paintball gun? Either way, he was an armed intruder and a threat to whomever was home.
He is a very creepy fellow, I found him sitting in my car in my driveway once and sleeping on my patio a few times.
Wes…I mentioned this guy to you once or twice before in emails. You can run him over if you want to.
Wait what, you have a bonafide stalker now`?
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The same guy just hit Taffin’s house! Getbiggers’ homes are clearly being targeted. We need ferocious dogs like Hankins’ to protect us. You want the kind of dogs where if you kick them, they bite back.
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=685856.0;attach=1447799;image)
Pierce gonna be movin' soon.
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Wait what, you have a bonafide stalker now`?
Not anymore.
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Rob - you should set up a small picnic table near your back door with a couple of quarter pounders with cheese placed on top. All the while you'll be waiting in the shadows, cock out, ready to hang dong. In honor of Pellius. PIP.
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Pretty slick, Rob!
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Beating on him for two rounds, only winded because he spent half an hour drop kicking some Mexican cartel members first.
Honest to God, I would like to see Bhanky and ESF at an Applebees drunk and trying to out tall tale one another.
I don’t drink last time I had a drink was last summer if I recall
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Pretty slick, Rob!
Great, now Rambone is creeping around taking pics. Hahaha
.Rob - you should set up a small picnic table near your back door with a couple of quarter pounders with cheese placed on top. All the while you'll be waiting in the shadows, cock out, ready to hang dong. In honor of Pellius. PIP.
Hahahaha, Now that sounds like fun.
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Whoa now, in my defense, let me explain.
robcguns has a huge TV near a window in his front yard. He was jerking off to the video of MattC jerking off and I jerked off to robc jerking off to MattC jerking off. ANY getbigger would have done it.
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Start leaving your work boots outside in plain sight, this acts as a great deterrent to gentlemen of the darker variety as they are naturally afraid of them
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Whoa now, in my defense, let me explain.
robcguns has a huge TV near a window in his front yard. He was jerking off to the video of MattC jerking off and I jerked off to robc jerking off to MattC jerking off. ANY getbigger would have done it.
Hahaha I actually do have a huge tv in the window by the front yard, it was you.
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Start leaving your work boots outside in plain sight, this acts as a great deterrent to gentlemen of the darker variety as they are naturally afraid of them
Hahaha, prob would actually work.
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Whoa now, in my defense, let me explain.
robcguns has a huge TV near a window in his front yard. He was jerking off to the video of MattC jerking off and I jerked off to robc jerking off to MattC jerking off. ANY getbigger would have done it.
And i was hiding behind you in the same bush, jerking off to you
Next time pick your own bush
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Hahaha I actually do have a huge tv in the window by the front yard, it was you.
I was undercover for the Getbig Pinkerton Agency in blackface to confirm that you do indeed have a copy of the MattC jerkoff video. It's one of the two most prized videos out there(the other being the bhanks/Clegg fight). But once I saw you jerking off to the jerkoff video I ended up jerking off too. That was unprofessional of me.
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There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.
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I don’t drink last time I had a drink was last summer if I recall
Okay hankins don’t make somebody pull your posts and wedding photos.
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Start leaving your work boots outside in plain sight, this acts as a great deterrent to gentlemen of the darker variety as they are naturally afraid of them
Size 10 women’s pink work boots scare a lot of guys off in your neck of the woods ?
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Size 10 women’s pink work boots scare a lot of guys off in your neck of the woods ?
Haha Is there even such a thing as women’s work boots?
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Haha Is there even such a thing as women’s work boots?
Okay, you definitely need to stop trading videos with Mathjew Canning…
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I don’t drink last time I had a drink was last summer if I recall
You struggle recalling because you drink too much
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Haha Is there even such a thing as women’s work boots?
they're called oven mitts
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they're called oven mitts
Hahaha, that’s great.
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And i was hiding behind you in the same bush, jerking off to you
Next time pick your own bush
Goddammit there was room for both of us but you had to bring your fat land whale girlfriend and her power scooter along and look where that got us!!!
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Goddammit there was room for both of us but you had to bring your fat land whale girlfriend and her power scooter along and look where that got us!!!
LOL!
Landwhale indeed (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nV2Ie6IlT4w)
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Goddammit there was room for both of us but you had to bring your fat land whale girlfriend and her power scooter along and look where that got us!!!
I thought I saw a giant ass in the bushes.
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I thought I saw a giant ass in the bushes.
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Okay, you definitely need to stop trading videos with Mathjew Canning…
I wasn’t lucky enough to receive a copy of the legendary Matt C jerkoff video I’ve had to make do with the primemuscle version that matt sent under the guise of his own
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Start leaving your work boots outside in plain sight, this acts as a great deterrent to gentlemen of the darker variety as they are naturally afraid of them
The dark gentleman will steal the boots and sell them on the black market (no pun) to a worker (probably Mexican).
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they're called oven mitts
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There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.
yeah on a Monday
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they're called oven mitts
Hahaha didn’t see this when replied earlier
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The dark gentleman will steal the boots and sell them on the black market (no pun) to a worker (probably Mexican).
Haha yes probably
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Hahaha didn’t see this when replied earlier
I’m going to have to go back to practicing my roundhouse kicks.
Only difference between you and Bhanky is that he shaves his (puny) chest !
I’d like to lock you in a submarine with 5 flatulent homos.
;D
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So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.
That was my amusement for the day.
ill take things that never happened for $200 alex
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ill take things that never happened for $200 alex
what is residue having sex with a women
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ill take things that never happened for $200 alex
Ok pussy. Anytime your pussy liberal ass wants a pice u let me know. Cause you are the biggest pussy the world has ever seen.
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ill take things that never happened for $200 alex
I’ll take residue sucking black cock for free everyday Alex.
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I’ll take residue sucking black cock for free everyday Alex.
you should jealous
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you should jealous
Sick fucking bastard. Go protest for blm and watch the blacks kill thousands then say those damn white kids. You are the fucking problem. Eat shit and fucking die.
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Sick fucking bastard. Go protest for blm and watch the blacks kill thousands then say those damn white kids. You are the fucking problem. Eat shit and fucking die.
you triggered?
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The same guy just hit Taffin’s house! Getbiggers’ homes are clearly being targeted. We need ferocious dogs like Hankins’ to protect us. You want the kind of dogs where if you kick them, they bite back.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=685856.0;attach=1447798;image)
Not quite accurate - after he did his filthy business in Greg's yard, I made him use my outdoor pool shower... at gunpoint
Whoa now, in my defense, let me explain.
robcguns has a huge TV near a window in his front yard. He was jerking off to the video of MattC jerking off and I jerked off to robc jerking off to MattC jerking off. ANY getbigger would have done it.
And i was hiding behind you in the same bush, jerking off to you
Next time pick your own bush
Goddammit there was room for both of us but you had to bring your fat land whale girlfriend and her power scooter along and look where that got us!!!
It's OK - I know it was quite a mess, but I was hiding behind both of you and cleaned the bushes up after you left
While jerking off, of course ;D
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you triggered?
No I’m not a liberal piece of shit dem. Just disgusted by your white guilt.
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I'd fell asleep in the bush and woke up with a face like a decorators radio
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I'd fell asleep in the bush and woke up with a face like a decorators radio
Had to look up decorators radio. Glad I did Hahahha.
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Not quite accurate - after he did his filthy business in Greg's yard, I made him use my outdoor pool shower... at gunpoint
It's OK - I know it was quite a mess, but I was hiding behind both of you and cleaned the bushes up after you left
While jerking off, of course ;D
Thank you for covering our tracks, Taffin. You're a true Pinkerton Man and an expert masturbator.
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Had to look up decorators radio. Glad I did Hahahha.
Haha apologies rob it's a UK thing
We e got some good phrases I will chuck a few up later very funny once you get them,!
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Here's one
Bobfoc
A woman who has a great body but a face that could haunt a house
Body off Baywatch face off crime watch
Crime watch is a UK show where they put up mugshots of criminals
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Here's one
Bobfoc
A woman who has a great body but a face that could haunt a house
Body off Baywatch face off crime watch
Crime watch is a UK show where they put up mugshots of criminals
Hahaha that’s good one.
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I’m going to have to go back to practicing my roundhouse kicks.
Only difference between you and Bhanky is that he shaves his (puny) chest !
I’d like to lock you in a submarine with 5 flatulent homos.
;D
Haha that would be fucking torture for a drunk common as muck northerner I’m quite uppity when it comes to bad smells and absolutely fucking detest having my delicate nasal passages offended by people farting
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Not quite accurate - after he did his filthy business in Greg's yard, I made him use my outdoor pool shower... at gunpoint
It's OK - I know it was quite a mess, but I was hiding behind both of you and cleaned the bushes up after you left
While jerking off, of course ;D
There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.
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There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.
What Miyagi taught "Daniel San", "wan on, wax off, jerk on, jerk off"...
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Thank you for covering our tracks, Taffin. You're a true Pinkerton Man and an expert masturbator.
<tips hat>
Thank you Sir, I've had a lot of practice 8)
There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.
Can confirm - the semen was flying like some sort of fucken Sharknado
Also, I was jerking off while writing the post about jerking off...
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<tips hat>
Thank you Sir, I've had a lot of practice 8)
Can confirm - the semen was flying like some sort of fucken Sharknado
Also, I was jerking off while writing the post about jerking off...
As was i
Alice Cooper lookin a bit tired here after Rob chased him out
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/21/d8/d421d8075e4684ece3cecb8da8908773.jpg)