Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.

[Cook]

There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.

yeah on a Monday

[Henda]

they're called oven mitts

Hahaha didn’t see this when replied earlier

[Henda]

The dark gentleman will steal the boots and sell them on the black market (no pun) to a worker (probably Mexican).

Haha yes probably

[JustPlaneJane]

Hahaha didn’t see this when replied earlier

I’m going to have to go back to practicing my roundhouse kicks.

Only difference between you and Bhanky is that he shaves his (puny) chest !

I’d like to lock you in a submarine with 5 flatulent homos.

 

[residue]

So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.


That was my amusement for the day.

ill take things that never happened for $200 alex

[ROBOAK]

ill take things that never happened for $200 alex

what is residue having sex with a women

[robcguns]

ill take things that never happened for $200 alex

Ok pussy. Anytime your pussy liberal ass wants a pice u let me know. Cause you are the biggest pussy the world has ever seen.

[robcguns]

ill take things that never happened for $200 alex

I’ll take residue sucking black cock for free everyday Alex.

[residue]

I’ll take residue sucking black cock for free everyday Alex.

you should jealous

[robcguns]

you should jealous

Sick fucking bastard. Go protest for blm and watch the blacks kill thousands then say those damn white kids. You are the fucking problem. Eat shit and fucking die.

[residue]

Sick fucking bastard. Go protest for blm and watch the blacks kill thousands then say those damn white kids. You are the fucking problem. Eat shit and fucking die.

you triggered?

[Taffin]

The same guy just hit Taffin’s house! Getbiggers’ homes are clearly being targeted. We need ferocious dogs like Hankins’ to protect us. You want the kind of dogs where if you kick them, they bite back.

Not quite accurate - after he did his filthy business in Greg's yard, I made him use my outdoor pool shower... at gunpoint

Whoa now, in my defense, let me explain.

robcguns has a huge TV near a window in his front yard.  He was jerking off to the video of MattC jerking off and I jerked off to robc jerking off to MattC jerking off.  ANY getbigger would have done it.

And i was hiding behind you in the same bush, jerking off to you

Next time pick your own bush

Goddammit there was room for both of us but you had to bring your fat land whale girlfriend and her power scooter along and look where that got us!!!

It's OK - I know it was quite a mess, but I was hiding behind both of you and cleaned the bushes up after you left






While jerking off, of course

[robcguns]

you triggered?

No I’m not a liberal piece of shit dem. Just disgusted by your white guilt.

[38 returns]

I'd fell asleep in the bush and woke up with a face like a decorators radio

[robcguns]

I'd fell asleep in the bush and woke up with a face like a decorators radio

Had to look up decorators radio. Glad I did Hahahha.

[Sandrock]

Not quite accurate - after he did his filthy business in Greg's yard, I made him use my outdoor pool shower... at gunpoint


It's OK - I know it was quite a mess, but I was hiding behind both of you and cleaned the bushes up after you left






While jerking off, of course

Thank you for covering our tracks, Taffin.  You're a true Pinkerton Man and an expert masturbator.

[38 returns]

Had to look up decorators radio. Glad I did Hahahha.

Haha apologies rob it's a UK thing

We e got some good phrases I will chuck a few up later very funny once you get them,!

[38 returns]

Here's one

Bobfoc

A woman who has a great body but a face that could haunt a house

Body off Baywatch face off crime watch

Crime watch is a UK show where they put up mugshots of criminals

[robcguns]

Here's one

Bobfoc

A woman who has a great body but a face that could haunt a house

Body off Baywatch face off crime watch

Crime watch is a UK show where they put up mugshots of criminals

Hahaha that’s good one.

[Henda]

I’m going to have to go back to practicing my roundhouse kicks.

Only difference between you and Bhanky is that he shaves his (puny) chest !

I’d like to lock you in a submarine with 5 flatulent homos.

 

Haha that would be fucking torture for a drunk common as muck northerner I’m quite uppity when it comes to bad smells and absolutely fucking detest having my delicate nasal passages offended by people farting

[Kwon]

Not quite accurate - after he did his filthy business in Greg's yard, I made him use my outdoor pool shower... at gunpoint


It's OK - I know it was quite a mess, but I was hiding behind both of you and cleaned the bushes up after you left






While jerking off, of course

There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.

[Gym Rat]

There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.

What Miyagi taught "Daniel San", "wan on, wax off, jerk on, jerk off"...

[Taffin]

Thank you for covering our tracks, Taffin.  You're a true Pinkerton Man and an expert masturbator.

<tips hat>

Thank you Sir, I've had a lot of practice 

There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.

Can confirm - the semen was flying like some sort of fucken Sharknado




Also, I was jerking off while writing the post about jerking off...

[Kwon]

<tips hat>

Thank you Sir, I've had a lot of practice 


Can confirm - the semen was flying like some sort of fucken Sharknado




Also, I was jerking off while writing the post about jerking off...

As was i



Alice Cooper lookin a bit tired here after Rob chased him out

[Sandrock]

Happy Rob's Bushes Day everyone!!!

The only ACTUAL holiday that occurs on June 19th!!!