Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.

[AbrahamG]

Rob - you should set up a small picnic table near your back door with a couple of quarter pounders with cheese placed on top. All the while you'll be waiting in the shadows, cock out, ready to hang dong. In honor of Pellius. PIP.

[Rambone]

Pretty slick, Rob!

[bhank]

Beating on him for two rounds, only winded because he spent half an hour drop kicking some Mexican cartel members first.


Honest to God, I would like to see Bhanky and ESF at an Applebees drunk and trying to out tall tale one another.

I don’t drink last time I had a drink was last summer if I recall

[robcguns]

Pretty slick, Rob!

Great, now Rambone is creeping around taking pics. Hahaha


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Rob - you should set up a small picnic table near your back door with a couple of quarter pounders with cheese placed on top. All the while you'll be waiting in the shadows, cock out, ready to hang dong. In honor of Pellius. PIP.

Hahahaha, Now that sounds like fun.

[Sandrock]

Whoa now, in my defense, let me explain.

robcguns has a huge TV near a window in his front yard.  He was jerking off to the video of MattC jerking off and I jerked off to robc jerking off to MattC jerking off.  ANY getbigger would have done it.

[Henda]

Start leaving your work boots outside in plain sight, this acts as a great deterrent to gentlemen of the darker variety as they are naturally afraid of them

[robcguns]

Whoa now, in my defense, let me explain.

robcguns has a huge TV near a window in his front yard.  He was jerking off to the video of MattC jerking off and I jerked off to robc jerking off to MattC jerking off.  ANY getbigger would have done it.

Hahaha I actually do have a huge tv in the window by the front yard, it was you.

[robcguns]

Start leaving your work boots outside in plain sight, this acts as a great deterrent to gentlemen of the darker variety as they are naturally afraid of them

Hahaha, prob would actually work.

[Kwon]

Whoa now, in my defense, let me explain.

robcguns has a huge TV near a window in his front yard.  He was jerking off to the video of MattC jerking off and I jerked off to robc jerking off to MattC jerking off.  ANY getbigger would have done it.

And i was hiding behind you in the same bush, jerking off to you

Next time pick your own bush

[Sandrock]

Hahaha I actually do have a huge tv in the window by the front yard, it was you.

I was undercover for the Getbig Pinkerton Agency in blackface to confirm that you do indeed have a copy of the MattC jerkoff video.  It's one of the two most prized videos out there(the other being the bhanks/Clegg fight).  But once I saw you jerking off to the jerkoff video I ended up jerking off too.  That was unprofessional of me.

[robcguns]

There was a lot of jerking off going on that day.

[Dave D]

I don’t drink last time I had a drink was last summer if I recall

Okay hankins don’t make somebody pull your posts and wedding photos.

[JustPlaneJane]

Start leaving your work boots outside in plain sight, this acts as a great deterrent to gentlemen of the darker variety as they are naturally afraid of them

Size 10 women’s pink work boots scare a lot of guys off in your neck of the woods ?

[Henda]

Size 10 women’s pink work boots scare a lot of guys off in your neck of the woods ?

Haha Is there even such a thing as women’s work boots?

[JustPlaneJane]

Haha Is there even such a thing as women’s work boots?

Okay, you definitely need to stop trading videos with Mathjew Canning…

[joswift]

I don’t drink last time I had a drink was last summer if I recall

You struggle recalling because you drink too much

[ROBOAK]

Haha Is there even such a thing as women’s work boots?

they're called oven mitts

[robcguns]

they're called oven mitts

Hahaha, that’s great.

[Sandrock]

And i was hiding behind you in the same bush, jerking off to you

Next time pick your own bush

Goddammit there was room for both of us but you had to bring your fat land whale girlfriend and her power scooter along and look where that got us!!!

[Kwon]

Goddammit there was room for both of us but you had to bring your fat land whale girlfriend and her power scooter along and look where that got us!!!

LOL!

Landwhale indeed

[robcguns]

Goddammit there was room for both of us but you had to bring your fat land whale girlfriend and her power scooter along and look where that got us!!!

I thought I saw a giant ass in the bushes.

[Kwon]

I thought I saw a giant ass in the bushes.

[Henda]

Okay, you definitely need to stop trading videos with Mathjew Canning…

I wasn’t lucky enough to receive a copy of the legendary Matt C jerkoff video I’ve had to make do with the primemuscle version that matt sent under the guise of his own

[Humble Narcissist]

Start leaving your work boots outside in plain sight, this acts as a great deterrent to gentlemen of the darker variety as they are naturally afraid of them

The dark gentleman will steal the boots and sell them on the black market (no pun) to a worker (probably Mexican).

[JustPlaneJane]

they're called oven mitts

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