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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Armsmcgee on February 25, 2024, 02:06:53 PM
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o the only time Im on tinder I match up with this gal and she ends up coming over to my place. She is wayyyy outta my league and has an amazing rack. We end up on the couch making out, and she stops and sniffs and says "do you use Gain Laundry detergent?". Im all wtf and say yes why? She says "Poor people and people on welfare use gain because its cheap and masks poor people smells". Yes she really said that
So anyways, Im on the SAID program which is disability social services for people who are unable to work, or in my case not allowed to work cause I beat up too many managers.
Now Im torn, she pretty much insulted me but Im playing in the big leagues here with a spectacular rack. I decide to get a few more squeezes in, then I get up, walk over open a drawer and pull out a SAID pay stub and say "Im on welfare, get the fuck out of here".
Looking back, Im not sure that was the correct play but it is what it is. Weirdly, she sent me text pics of said rack after but I didnt need that headache and deleted them
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o the only time Im on tinder I match up with this gal and she ends up coming over to my place. She is wayyyy outta my league and has an amazing rack. We end up on the couch making out, and she stops and sniffs and says "do you use Gain Laundry detergent?". Im all wtf and say yes why? She says "Poor people and people on welfare use gain because its cheap and masks poor people smells". Yes she really said that
So anyways, Im on the SAID program which is disability social services for people who are unable to work, or in my case not allowed to work cause I beat up too many managers.
Now Im torn, she pretty much insulted me but Im playing in the big leagues here with a spectacular rack. I decide to get a few more squeezes in, then I get up, walk over open a drawer and pull out a SAID pay stub and say "Im on welfare, get the fuck out of here".
Looking back, Im not sure that was the correct play but it is what it is. Weirdly, she sent me text pics of said rack after but I didnt need that headache and deleted them
Can you post the pic here?
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Shoulda spit in her face.........after having a blast with her tits of course. :D
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Can you post the pic here?
i dont have rack pics anymore but this is her
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Not bad! I would have kicked her out too though, don't take kindly to disrespect esp not from a Tinder whore.
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Not bad! I would have kicked her out too though, don't take kindly to disrespect esp not from a Tinder whore.
Wheres Henda? Ill pass on her contact info to him and he can put her in her place
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=691067.0;attach=1494009;image)
i dont have rack pics anymore but this is her
Facial Of Peace
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Gain is fucking awesome, it smells so fresh and cleans clothes
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Judging someone based on their laundry detergent is pretty fucking stupid. I usually get whatever is on sale pretty sure my last few detergents were gain.
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Gain is fucking awesome, it smells so fresh and cleans clothes
I don`t use it as I am on SS disability. ;D
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I don`t use it as I am on SS disability. ;D
well doop dee doo look at mister high roller with the tide pods :D :D
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well doop dee doo look at mister high roller with the tide pods :D :D
Fucking A bro......Tide is the shit for well off folks such as I. LOL ;D
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she should think herself lucky she wasnt in Hankins house, she would have left on a stretcher...
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she should think herself lucky she wasnt in Hankins house, she would have left on a stretcher...
hahhhahahahh
but hey, hes never hit a woman and has never been charged
probation officer for recreational purposes
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she should think herself lucky she wasnt in Hankins house, she would have left on a stretcher...
Beautiful story and beautiful one liner.
Josh did you share this story before?
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Beautiful story and beautiful one liner.
Josh did you share this story before?
ya probably, Im 58 now, I barely remember if i wiped my ass
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ya probably, Im 58 now, I barely remember if i wiped my ass
It`s a good thing you use Gain then ! :D
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It`s a good thing you use Gain then ! :D
:D :D :D
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:D :D :D
Should've pegged that slut.
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Next time use the Gain as lube and go in raw on some anal. It’ll leave her poop chute smelling clean and poor at the same time.
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i dont have rack pics anymore but this is her
You already told that story Josh,I remember that pic too
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You already told that story Josh,I remember that pic too
hmmmmm
did I ever tell the story of when I was in jail and got bunked with a guy who stabbed his uncle to death? He couldnt read or write so he would dictate letters to his girlfriend and I would write them. I never had a problem ever on that range
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hmmmmm
did I ever tell the story of when I was in jail and got bunked with a guy who stabbed his uncle to death? He couldnt read or write so he would dictate letters to his girlfriend and I would write them. I never had a problem ever on that range
Never heard that story :D
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Never heard that story :D
haha ya thats pretty much the whole story. Dude was crazy but was good to me cause I did that for him
I did not however beat up multiple serial killers in jail
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Hahhahah you're crazy Josh ;D
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I was in North Battleford forensic psychiatric hospital which is max security for violent offenders. The place was built in the stone ages (they have a new one since) and was pretty bad. However, they had a large jet tub which prisoners could use. One day Im feeling it and get a hold of a Maxim magazine and head to the jet tub and decide im gonna rub one out while im using the tub. Ive got the jets on and use shampoo to crack one off (not advisable) and Im not paying attention to anything, just enjoying the moment. After I finish the deed I realize the water is still filling, the shampoo has created a mountain of bubbles and the floor is absolutely covered. Im a little stressed at first, but then I realize im at the upper end of psych wards in Canada so hey, Im fukin crazy and just leave the whole mess and the maxim laying there and go to my room. Never heard a thing about it
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haha ya thats pretty much the whole story. Dude was crazy but was good to me cause I did that for him
I did not however beat up multiple serial killers in jail
Can you imagine how terrified those guys would have been if you mentioned you knew Hankins?
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I was in North Battleford forensic psychiatric hospital which is max security for violent offenders. The place was built in the stone ages (they have a new one since) and was pretty bad. However, they had a large jet tub which prisoners could use. One day Im feeling it and get a hold of a Maxim magazine and head to the jet tub and decide im gonna rub one out while im using the tub. Ive got the jets on and use shampoo to crack one off (not advisable) and Im not paying attention to anything, just enjoying the moment. After I finish the deed I realize the water is still filling, the shampoo has created a mountain of bubbles and the floor is absolutely covered. Im a little stressed at first, but then I realize im at the upper end of psych wards in Canada so hey, Im fukin crazy and just leave the whole mess and the maxim laying there and go to my room. Never heard a thing about it
LOL!
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Can you imagine how terrified those guys would have been if you mentioned you knew Hankins?
I could have thrown his name around and owned the jail
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I could have thrown his name around and owned the jail
lol. Great thread btw, you have interesting life experiences and funny stories.
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lol. Great thread btw, you have interesting life experiences and funny stories.
haha thanks man, its been an interesting ride. I mean its no comparison to hot dogs and beating up serial killers, but its been fun
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I gotta tell you guys about how I had a nervous breakdown while living in Florida............the scariest shit I ever went through.
I fucking lost the ball at the goal line. :D