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Went to a funeral yesterday of an old school pal
Seeing all my old friends makes me feel like shit, its a shame people have to get old
I havent seen some of them for years, its funny that apart from funerals I never see them.
I look at them and the person they used to be has long gone, they have a distant empty look about them.
I was going to go and have. adrink with them later but after the last time I went to a funeral they were all just sat on their phones rather than talking.
It could be the last chance they get to see each other as the next funeral might be theirs but its like their phone is more important.
I chose not to go, in fact I wont be going to any more old friends funerals as its makes me feel like shit.
Oh and the Priest was a fucking immigrant black twat whos only beeen in the country since last December talking about "my memories of David", fucker never met him in his life.
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life is depressing and then you die
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life is depressing and then you die
Imagine you live to 85 (average)
Put 85 marbles in a glass jar and then take out one for each year of your life
Now look at the jar, I have at most 25% of my life left, 10% of that is going to be fucking shit because of potential health problems
At 59 next birthday my days of achieving anything are pretty limited.
This is the same for 99.9999999999999% of people on the planet.
Life is a fucking joke
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How old was he?
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Imagine you live to 85 (average)
Put 85 marbles in a glass jar and then take out one for each year of your life
Now look at the jar, I have at most 25% of my life left, 10% of that is going to be fucking shit because of potential health problems
At 59 next birthday my days of achieving anything are pretty limited.
This is the same for 99.9999999999999% of people on the planet.
Life is a fucking joke
Maybe you can do some type of charity, sponsor or adopt a child in the third world or something. I don't know really, but from the sounds of it your main source of torment is the realization that your life is meaningless, so the key should be to find something to give it meaning. My boss does things like this, and I think it is really commendable. I am sure it gives him some sense of meaning and fulfillment
by the way my boss is not even rich, I mean I think he did alright for himself, but he is not living in lavish luxury, I can see he pinches his pennies hard, so I find it impressive that he does this charity work
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It is shocking to see old friends after many years and their physical deterioration.
Most people really let themselves go and age badly, particularly those who gain a lot of weight.
Many are unrecognizable at first glance.
I've been to only one high school reunion (only the fifth so it hardly counts) and have no desire to go to another.
I am curious as to who has died in all this time. Probably quite a few.
A number of my old friends have had serious health problems.
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I very seldom attend funerals.....I send a card and or flowers unless it`s someone I was really close to.
I`m depressed enough as it is..... and Jeff 59 is young bro...........you can still achieve anything you want......within reason of course.
All the best my friend.
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Sounds like it time to implement the robcguns principles
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Imagine you live to 85 (average)
Put 85 marbles in a glass jar and then take out one for each year of your life
Now look at the jar, I have at most 25% of my life left, 10% of that is going to be fucking shit because of potential health problems
At 59 next birthday my days of achieving anything are pretty limited.
This is the same for 99.9999999999999% of people on the planet.
Life is a fucking joke
smoke some weed and buy a motorcycle you pussy
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Imagine you live to 85 (average)
Put 85 marbles in a glass jar and then take out one for each year of your life
Now look at the jar, I have at most 25% of my life left, 10% of that is going to be fucking shit because of potential health problems
At 59 next birthday my days of achieving anything are pretty limited.
This is the same for 99.9999999999999% of people on the planet.
Life is a fucking joke
Life is not a joke. It just is what it is. Maybe due to our inteligent perception we espected more. It's just simple. We tend to overthink it.
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Went to a funeral yesterday of an old school pal
Seeing all my old friends makes me feel like shit, its a shame people have to get old
I havent seen some of them for years, its funny that apart from funerals I never see them.
I look at them and the person they used to be has long gone, they have a distant empty look about them.
I was going to go and have. adrink with them later but after the last time I went to a funeral they were all just sat on their phones rather than talking.
It could be the last chance they get to see each other as the next funeral might be theirs but its like their phone is more important.
I chose not to go, in fact I wont be going to any more old friends funerals as its makes me feel like shit.
Oh and the Priest was a fucking immigrant black twat whos only beeen in the country since last December talking about "my memories of David", fucker never met him in his life.
Around blacks never relax
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64 this summer. You know what I started doing to make myself feel like I was actually worth a fuck while I am still here? Donating blood.
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64 this summer. You know what I started doing to make myself feel like I was actually worth a fuck while I am still here? Donating blood.
Helps bp
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Went to a funeral yesterday of an old school pal
Seeing all my old friends makes me feel like shit, its a shame people have to get old
I havent seen some of them for years, its funny that apart from funerals I never see them.
I look at them and the person they used to be has long gone, they have a distant empty look about them.
I was going to go and have. adrink with them later but after the last time I went to a funeral they were all just sat on their phones rather than talking.
It could be the last chance they get to see each other as the next funeral might be theirs but its like their phone is more important.
I chose not to go, in fact I wont be going to any more old friends funerals as its makes me feel like shit.
Oh and the Priest was a fucking immigrant black twat whos only beeen in the country since last December talking about "my memories of David", fucker never met him in his life.
Suck it up Princess! It's not about you it's about paying your respects.
...Then again you're a GB'r so it is all about you ;D
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Suck it up Princess! It's not about you it's about paying your respects.
...Then again you're a GB'r so it is all about you ;D
Classic Calvin not giving a fuck about making a list anymore
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Imagine you live to 85 (average)
Put 85 marbles in a glass jar and then take out one for each year of your life
Now look at the jar, I have at most 25% of my life left, 10% of that is going to be fucking shit because of potential health problems
At 59 next birthday my days of achieving anything are pretty limited.
This is the same for 99.9999999999999% of people on the planet.
Life is a fucking joke
What a p*ssy you are! This guy is pushing 80 and not slowing down by any means, because he is focusing on what's ahead of him, not on the past... 8)
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I try to turn to old times as well as things we have in common and curious about. I just had a hard week with my 79 year old cousin visiting me. She used to be gorgeous. Now she is an alcoholic and worn down, and hyper-critical and exhausting to be around. Just the same we re-visited a lot of old memories and we did research here and there (on our phones) on topics we were both interested in, and we drove around. So there were some positives, and I got some satisfaction giving her some satisfaction with the visit. I guess I am saying I am not exactly agreeing with, “I am never going to a funeral again.”
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Maybe you can do some type of charity, sponsor or adopt a child in the third world or something. I don't know really, but from the sounds of it your main source of torment is the realization that your life is meaningless, so the key should be to find something to give it meaning. My boss does things like this, and I think it is really commendable. I am sure it gives him some sense of meaning and fulfillment
by the way my boss is not even rich, I mean I think he did alright for himself, but he is not living in lavish luxury, I can see he pinches his pennies hard, so I find it impressive that he does this charity work
adopt a child in athird world country?
I pay enough to feed and clothe muslim terrorists in the UK
Remember "Live Aid" everyone thought they were doing something good?
It was to perpetuate a never ending famine so people keep paying out every year for people living in areas of the world that cant support them
Move the fucking wogs to somewere that can sustain life instead of feeding them in the desert.
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Suck it up Princess! It's not about you it's about paying your respects.
...Then again you're a GB'r so it is all about you ;D
Pay respects when they are alive. They are dead, they can’t give a damn if your there or not. Funerals are for the living, as much as I think they are a waste they do serve as closure for some.
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64 this summer. You know what I started doing to make myself feel like I was actually worth a fuck while I am still here? Donating blood.
You do know they sell the blood. They are not giving it away for free. If you ever need blood in a hospital it's sold again. Just look at your insurance itemized bill.
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I really enjoy getting together with the old friends group, and revisiting memory lane. Most people have changed dramatically but it is really fun catching up. When I was young I thought life was all about pussy and money. When I got older I realized money means nothing once you actually have it. When you don't it means a hell of a lot. Pussy will cost you one way or another. Health, family, time, building relationships, and enjoying the simple things in life matter more to me these days. I think life gets better with age until your health goes.
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Sounds like it time to implement the robcguns principles
Yes it is.
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Went to a funeral yesterday of an old school pal
Seeing all my old friends makes me feel like shit, its a shame people have to get old
I havent seen some of them for years, its funny that apart from funerals I never see them.
I look at them and the person they used to be has long gone, they have a distant empty look about them.
I was going to go and have. adrink with them later but after the last time I went to a funeral they were all just sat on their phones rather than talking.
It could be the last chance they get to see each other as the next funeral might be theirs but its like their phone is more important.
I chose not to go, in fact I wont be going to any more old friends funerals as its makes me feel like shit.
Oh and the Priest was a fucking immigrant black twat whos only beeen in the country since last December talking about "my memories of David", fucker never met him in his life.
I’m watching a Twilight Zone episode with a similar storyline now.
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Get into gaming or something to get your mind off of this negative shit lol.
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Get into gaming or something to get your mind off of this negative shit lol.
I would sooner fucking hang myself
Gaming?
Fucking Gaming??
Fuck, am I annoyed at that suggestion.
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The one time you went home from playing football with your friends was the last time you ever did it and you never knew it....
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Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren.
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Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren.
I have grandchildren, Im not that keen on kids
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Cheer up, Swifty.
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I have grandchildren, Im not that keen on kids
I can imagine kids these days being unbearable with their fvcking phones and sh1t.
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Phones/social media was one of the worst things that happened to society, I now refuse to socialise with anyone who always on their phone and think it’s the height of ignorance when in company, one of my mates often turns up Thursday nights when I’m watching the darts and alternates been talking incessantly and spending 30 minutes solid buried in his phone there’s no fucking happy medium
On the thread topic I only really go to a funeral of someone really close, I didn’t go to my aunt or uncles as never bothered with them when alive so why even turn up? Last one I went to was a childhood friend who sadly died at 38 we all went and got pissed after and good time was had nobody on phones but two lads nearly fighting over one charging the other 50 quid to hang a door haha
But I agree life is shit and gets shitter the older you get
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Sounds like it time to implement the robcguns principles
Yes it is.
I'm in. Where do I sign?
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The one time you went home from playing football with your friends was the last time you ever did it and you never knew it....
I'm not a nostalgic person at heart, but I found a couple of freeview TV channels recently that are non-stop oldies in the evening. I'm sat here laughing my head off at Alf Garnett - but they play It Ain't Half Hot Mom, Benny Hill, Up Pompeii, Kenny Everett, On the Buses, Steptoe and Son, etc etc.
I shit you not - they put trigger warnings up about 'possibly offensive out-dated values' LOL. I mean, On the Buses is a bit rapey I suppose, but I've been laughing my head off every night
If this is a shit idea please ignore and let me slink away - it's It Ain't Half Hot Mom on next on That's TV 2 (channel 65) If Windsor Davies roaring about poofters and punka wallahs doesn't make you laugh nothing will! ;D
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Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren.
Holy shit, a voice of reason on this board of drug using mental midget psychos.
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Went to a funeral yesterday of an old school pal
Seeing all my old friends makes me feel like shit, its a shame people have to get old
I havent seen some of them for years, its funny that apart from funerals I never see them.
I look at them and the person they used to be has long gone, they have a distant empty look about them.
I was going to go and have. adrink with them later but after the last time I went to a funeral they were all just sat on their phones rather than talking.
It could be the last chance they get to see each other as the next funeral might be theirs but its like their phone is more important.
I chose not to go, in fact I wont be going to any more old friends funerals as its makes me feel like shit.
Oh and the Priest was a fucking immigrant black twat whos only beeen in the country since last December talking about "my memories of David", fucker never met him in his life.
Hey Jeff,
Seems like attending this funeral for your old buddy stirred up a lot of tough feelings for you. For what it's worth, it's completely understandable to feel a sense of sadness and loss when reconnecting with old friends under such circumstances. Honestly, it feels very grim.
Seeing your friends get old, along with the physical changes in them, can be a poignant reminder of the passage of time and the inevitability of aging and ultimately death. Forgetting Dave, who could be in a better place right now, it's natural to grieve the loss of your friends for the people they once were and to even feel a sense of disconnect from the present reality. The fact that they were hiding behind their phones doesn't surprise me. They could have honestly felt safer hiding in their phones then having to voice their feelings about how time is running out for all of us.
I completely understand if you don't want to attend any more funerals for your friends. You have to protect your own emotional well-being in order to be better able to cope with these difficult situations.
"1"
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Hey Jeff,
Seems like attending this funeral for your old buddy stirred up a lot of tough feelings for you. For what it's worth, it's completely understandable to feel a sense of sadness and loss when reconnecting with old friends under such circumstances. Honestly, it feels very grim.
Seeing your friends get old, along with the physical changes in them, can be a poignant reminder of the passage of time and the inevitability of aging and ultimately death. Forgetting Dave, who could be in a better place right now, it's natural to grieve the loss of your friends for the people they once were and to even feel a sense of disconnect from the present reality. The fact that they were hiding behind their phones doesn't surprise me. They could have honestly felt safer hiding in their phones then having to voice their feelings about how time is running out for all of us.
I completely understand if you don't want to attend any more funerals for your friends. You have to protect your own emotional well-being in order to be better able to cope with these difficult situations.
"1"
wise words
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I'm in. Where do I sign?
Right on my ass…after you kiss it!
Parsh?
DVDs?
BVDs?
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Imagine you live to 85 (average)
Put 85 marbles in a glass jar and then take out one for each year of your life
Now look at the jar, I have at most 25% of my life left, 10% of that is going to be fucking shit because of potential health problems
At 59 next birthday my days of achieving anything are pretty limited.
This is the same for 99.9999999999999% of people on the planet.
Life is a fucking joke
Truth. I just live for each day - I have no idea of what tomorrow will bring and I don't care.
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You do know they sell the blood. They are not giving it away for free. If you ever need blood in a hospital it's sold again. Just look at your insurance itemized bill.
What's your point?
People need blood and there's no substitute.
What if one of your precious grandchildren needed it but everyone thought like you?
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adopt a child in athird world country?
I pay enough to feed and clothe muslim terrorists in the UK
Remember "Live Aid" everyone thought they were doing something good?
It was to perpetuate a never ending famine so people keep paying out every year for people living in areas of the world that cant support them
Move the fucking wogs to somewere that can sustain life instead of feeding them in the desert.
The late philosopher Sam Kinison had something to say about that.
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Time is awesome. Last year I chainsawed down a bunch of trees to open up the view from my house. Bucked & stacked, its cured nicely and we've got enough firewood for two winters, which it is here in the other hemisphere.
I layered potassium nitrate on the stumps to stop regrowth and after a year they're ready for burning. Got about 20 smoldering. Doing more today. Gather up some dry small growth and twigs to get a boy scout blaze going on top of each, add a few mid sized logs. Once it burns down to ground level do a kegdrainer and put a good sized rock on top in case it rains. It also insulates and helps the burn.
Makes it way easier to get your backhoe across it. We can't all be Irongrip with his 50 ton excavators.
Sounds to me like you need to sell whatever bullshit urban shoebox you're in and go buy some land.
One day I'll build a trebuchet and calculate firing solutions for any spot for boulders of sufficient mass to crush a vehicle. You never know when you'll need to flatten someone's car with a boulder.
It's also for my own funeral. I'm going to be flung into the sea from a cliff top while a brass band plays I'm Sailing Away. The celebrant will be instructed to declare, as I reach the top of the arc, "What an asshole."
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Time is awesome. Last year I chainsawed down a bunch of trees to open up the view from my house. Bucked & stacked, its cured nicely and we've got enough firewood for two winters, which it is here in the other hemisphere.
I layered potassium nitrate on the stumps to stop regrowth and after a year they're ready for burning. Got about 20 smoldering. Doing more today. Gather up some dry small growth and twigs to get a boy scout blaze going on top of each, add a few mid sized logs. Once it burns down to ground level do a kegdrainer and put a good sized rock on top in case it rains. It also insulates and helps the burn.
Makes it way easier to get your backhoe across it. We can't all be Irongrip with his 50 ton excavators.
Sounds to me like you need to sell whatever bullshit urban shoebox you're in and go buy some land.
One day I'll build a trebuchet and calculate firing solutions for any spot for boulders of sufficient mass to crush a vehicle. You never know when you'll need to flatten someone's car with a boulder.
It's also for my own funeral. I'm going to be flung into the sea from a cliff top while a brass band plays I'm Sailing Away. The celebrant will be instructed to declare, as I reach the top of the arc, "What an asshole."
Make yourself useful and get to building some XXL coffins for these miserable Getbiggers
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8)
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The late philosopher Sam Kinison had something to say about that.
Great bit - thanks for reminding me 8)
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Ron, in addition to the Pet Board, the Explicit Sex Board, and the Steroid Board, a “Mental Health and Ageing” Board seems needed these days (lol?)
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I very seldom attend funerals.....I send a card and or flowers unless it`s someone I was really close to.
I`m depressed enough as it is..... and Jeff 59 is young bro...........you can still achieve anything you want......within reason of course.
All the best my friend.
I don't blame you. Imagine all of the funerals after thousands of years.
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I don't blame you. Imagine all of the funerals after thousands of years.
:D
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What's your point?
People need blood and there's no substitute.
What if one of your precious grandchildren needed it but everyone thought like you?
My point is they make you feel like you are doing something charitable when they are making bank. If it was a two way chartable thing they would let you know they are not making money instead of using spin. If you know that then more power to you. You are then doing it for the right reasons. I think since they are not transparent and often spin the profit they are making they are not being forth coming. They often ask for volunteers to take the blood they are selling. One of the organizations pays huge salaries to plenty of their employees in their "non profit".
It's like you want to donate a kidney to a friend or family member. They can take it and not use it because it's not a match but say they will move up your loved one on the list. I just find it low rent.
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Just live and know you are gonna die. Who gives a fuck. Jeff train and enjoy food and some sex and besides that there is not much since you don’t enjoy children. Everyone dies so nothing different for anyone except the way they die. I go thru shit like this as well then realize it’s just death so fuck it. I welcome the other side. Cheer up Jeff, just give life the finger. I’ve never been one for funerals myself. People I know who passed know I how I felt and I don’t need to show up to their dead body to prove anything.
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I used to give my blood regularly until they found the AIDS.
;)
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Just live and know you are gonna die. Who gives a fuck. Jeff train and enjoy food and some sex and besides that there is not much since you don’t enjoy children. Everyone dies so nothing different for anyone except the way they die. I go thru shit like this as well then realize it’s just death so fuck it. I welcome the other side. Cheer up Jeff, just give life the finger. I’ve never been one for funerals myself. People I know who passed know I how I felt and I don’t need to show up to their dead body to prove anything.
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You do know they sell the blood. They are not giving it away for free. If you ever need blood in a hospital it's sold again. Just look at your insurance itemized bill.
I think i will donate my brain to science .. ;D
On a serious note i have a donor card & will give my organs to people who need it.
I do not know if it is a criminal money making thing but some poor bastard will get my liver ;D
I would rather that my body was used in a scientific way than just buried or burned. Burning good organs is just a waste & can save a life.
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I think i will donate my brain to science .. ;D
On a serious note i have a donor card & will give my organs to people who need it.
I do not know if it is a criminal money making thing but some poor bastard will get my liver ;D
I would rather that my body was used in a scientific way than just buried or burned. Burning good organs is just a waste & can save a life.
Sell your organs while you are alive and go long on bitcoin
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Sell your organs while you are alive and go long on bitcoin
You get Organ Bandits where people wake up with a scar & an Organ is gone.
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You get Organ Bandits where people wake up with a scar & an Organ is gone.
Yeah. Dont accept free rides, free food, free drinks and youll be fine
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I used to give my blood regularly until they found the AIDS.
;)
Mega-dosing Vitamin C cleared the AIDS for me 👍
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Mega-dosing Vitamin C cleared the AIDS for me 👍
Will look into it, Taffy, thanks!
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My uncle sends me pics of children of his extended family’s offspring.
Yeah, you read that correctly.
I wouldn’t know these girls and boys if I stood behind them in a burger shack. Why would I care to see pictures of them singing in talent shows or playing hockey?!
Just weird.
As far as death, again, I couldn’t care less. It does suck to see once-vibrant folks grow decrepit, but really, if a person has spirit and passion, for SOMETHING, and a good soul, that corpse look never really settles in.
See, lots love life, but they got nothing beyond others’ lives that fuel them.
Me, I hate life, but Fortress has a few specific interests and pursuits, and this is high-octane for a powerful engine.
You dig?
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What a joyfull thread. Really lifted my spirit :D
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What a joyfull thread. Really lifted my spirit :D
Im over it now
Normality has resumed
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Im over it now
Normality has resumed
Another "Getbig Therapy" success.
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Another "Getbig Therapy" success.
Lmao
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Went to a funeral yesterday of an old school pal
Seeing all my old friends makes me feel like shit, its a shame people have to get old
I havent seen some of them for years, its funny that apart from funerals I never see them.
I look at them and the person they used to be has long gone, they have a distant empty look about them.
I was going to go and have. adrink with them later but after the last time I went to a funeral they were all just sat on their phones rather than talking.
It could be the last chance they get to see each other as the next funeral might be theirs but its like their phone is more important.
I chose not to go, in fact I wont be going to any more old friends funerals as its makes me feel like shit.
Oh and the Priest was a fucking immigrant black twat whos only beeen in the country since last December talking about "my memories of David", fucker never met him in his life.
When my dad passed I had a real close friend that told me that he didn't do funerals cause it made him feel like shit"...... on the other hand, there was this friend who lived like 4 hours away from the state I live in , took a train then an Uber went to my dad's funeral (25 mins at most) and then headed back home !
My advice is if the funeral is for someone that meant something to you paying your respects is the right thing to do. Think about it , is the last homage ceremony or gathering" about that person and that's it .... you could stay there for 15 mins and leave ....
WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHH LE vro neeeeeeeeeee
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People need to learn and practise meditation.
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Enjoy life the best you can,cuz tomorrow is promised to no one.
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I would like to be buried right away, no funeral bullshit, I think it would make people suffer less.
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I would like to be buried right away, no funeral bullshit, I think it would make people suffer less.
where do you live, I can bring a shovel.....
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I would like to be buried right away, no funeral bullshit, I think it would make people suffer less.
Alive or dead?
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I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.
Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.
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I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.
Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.
LOL ;D
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Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren.
Maybe true for you but those of us who don't have children (or grandchildren) are loving life.
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Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren.
kind of feel the same way. it would feel empty.
tbh it's pretty much your life goal and purpose and goal to procreate.
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Maybe true for you but those of us who don't have children (or grandchildren) are loving life.
This.
You work hard in your 20s and 30s so you can slow down and enjoy the fruits in your 40s and 50s.
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Yeah. Dont accept free rides, free food, free drinks and youll be fine
It´s the Honey trap..women lure guys to a flat then they wake up in an alley way minus an organ.
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kind of feel the same way. it would feel empty.
tbh it's pretty much your life goal and purpose and goal to procreate.
I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so. :)
I`m not one to give up easy,especially for a good cause.............meanin g my pecker.
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I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so. :)
Too low Sperms from da roids?
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I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.
Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.
Sounds romantic.
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Too low Sperms from da roids?
Probably too low from many years of drinking.....been clean and sober now for 26 years.
I never abused gear......I went high dosage at times at 3 weeks out or so depending on how I looked,then would taper back......I did my fair share of course, but I relied on training and a strict diet more than the gear.
At times when cash was low I would do a contest using just Test as it was all I could afford, but would still do well due to dieting like a Spartan,training my balls off, and cardio 6 days a week.... sometimes twice a day.
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I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so. :)
I`m not one to give up easy,especially for a good cause.............meanin g my pecker.
Adopt some Africans like Angelian Jolie
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The one time you went home from playing football with your friends was the last time you ever did it and you never knew it....
Haha it’s pretty depressing when you think of it like that I remember the last summer holidays we were all still at school spending all day down the woods swimming in the dam with mates not realising it was our last summer ever of true freedom.
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A real melancholy song with the word Funeral, I really like it.
i=FgXFAupirsk88VVW
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Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren dogs and cats.
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Adopt some Africans like Angelian Jolie
NOT !!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Yeh it's all shit.
I spend 18 hours a day in bed
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I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.
Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.
Some dark prose right there - I feel solemn
I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so. :)
I`m not one to give up easy,especially for a good cause.............meanin g my pecker.
It's a damn shame we're so far apart - I've got loads of cool f**king (adult) kids with grand kids on the way, but all my family are dead - I'd kill for an 'Uncle Wes' for them :'(
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It's a damn shame we're so far apart - I've got loads of cool f**king (adult) kids with grand kids on the way, but all my family are dead - I'd kill for an 'Uncle Wes' for them :'(
You crazy bastard! LOL ;D
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Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free
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Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free
Brutal.
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Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free
You imbecile.
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Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free
They probably feel the same way. Or rather they wish they never had you.
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Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free
Are you Elizabeth Fritzl?
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Its Hanky
when his dad shuffled he did well
when his mum goes likely a few quid more
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No my dad has already said enough times that he is disowning me and also I told him that I am not worried about spare change
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No my dad has already said enough times that he is disowning me and also I told him that I am not worried about spare change
You post exactly like dj181 ;)
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You post exactly like dj181 ;)
Thanks, I have been working on that
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Brutal.
I regularly google orbituaries so that I can find out
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They probably feel the same way. Or rather they wish they never had you.
I also think so and since the feeling is mutual I feel no guilt about it
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You post exactly like dj181 ;)
I'm 99% certain it's anabolichalo
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I also think so and since the feeling is mutual I feel no guilt about it
Whatever. If they spent their time raising you, wiping your ass when you were a baby, waking up in the middle of the night to feed you, taking you to the doctor for ear infections or the million fucking chores you have to do when a child enters your life you have responsiblities towards them whether you like them as people or not.
Man the fuck up.
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Whatever. If they spent their time raising you, wiping your ass when you were a baby, waking up in the middle of the night to feed you, taking you to the doctor for ear infections or the million fucking chores you have to do when a child enters your life you have responsiblities towards them whether you like them or not.
Man the fuck up.
I will google how to do this, my dad didn't teach me. Thanks for your advices, Raymondo :-*
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I'm 99% certain it's anabolichalo
Ah yes, that sounds familiar
Maybe we need to post his gay butt pics to welcome him back properly
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When someone dies I think: "Better him than me".
Stay positive.
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When someone dies I think: "Better him than me".
Stay positive.
When you die you will think "better me than them." ;D
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Whatever. If they spent their time raising you, wiping your ass when you were a baby, waking up in the middle of the night to feed you, taking you to the doctor for ear infections or the million fucking chores you have to do when a child enters your life you have responsiblities towards them whether you like them as people or not.
Man the fuck up.
Solid advice.
Unfortunately a perfect example of casting pearls before swine
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Solid advice.
Unfortunately a perfect example of casting pearls before swine
I am researching how to man the fuck up and will implement with immediate effect
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/etifg/what_are_some_tips_to_man_the_fuck_up/
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I am researching how to man the fuck up and will implement with immediate effect
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/etifg/what_are_some_tips_to_man_the_fuck_up/
;D