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Title: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 12:17:24 AM
Yep, another once great brand being driven down the drain by insane woke "DEI" managers:


(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxbusiness.com/foxbusiness.com/content/uploads/2024/11/931/523/jaguar_brand_still_copy_nothing_191124-scaled.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)


All car production has stopped, they will be going full electric, with their only model scheduled to be launched sometime in 2025.
This is a teaser of that new model:


(https://external-preview.redd.it/jaguar-doubles-down-on-disastrous-woke-rebrand-with-more-v0-GpgeZDvT8ZdgpmsJY38s1smqIjQjyCM2f2jWX3fRldo.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=85ba05a48fd0a81918593f91efa3eeea4fb27483)


They don't communicate much about cars, which is odd for a car builder. Instead they focus on the LBGHTBLT+ "community", which they hope will be their new customers.
JAGUAR wants nothing to do anymore with their current buyers, they can go f themselves.

Seems like a brilliant strategy, or what?    ;D


Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: AbrahamG on November 21, 2024, 12:19:13 AM
You aren't Jaguar material anyway.  Piss off.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 21, 2024, 12:22:09 AM
Terrible cars anyway.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 12:23:13 AM
Everything new at JAGUAR, they even ditched their great proud logo for this:


(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/jaguar-monogram-artists-mark-75x68b-191124-673b6c98663f5.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.675xh;0,0.133xh&resize=980:*)


(They wanted their new logo to resemble a fashion brand, rather than a car company)


Their new customers apparently love it:


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/11/20/20/92276465-14106133-Jaguar_has_unveiled_its_new_brand_look_with_a_technicolour_adver-a-25_1732133565197.jpg)


The man they hired to turn JAGUAR into a 200% uberwoke company:


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/11/21/00/92310055-14106133-image-a-4_1732149354590.jpg)


Bodybuilding related as he clearly lifts!
He and his husband are fanatical "BLM" supporters, and dream of an all-pink LBGHTM+ car brand

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14106133/American-marketing-guru-Jaguar-rebrand-BLM-New-York-British.html


Maybe we can start a GetBig poll on when JAGUAR will go bankrupt?


Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Gym Rat on November 21, 2024, 12:29:37 AM
Jesus, what a looney fucking embarrassment... ??? ???
Woke Libturds, LOL. Hilarious and braindead...
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 12:59:15 AM
JAGUAR already wasted 634 million dollars on trying to turn one of their existing ICE sedans, the XJ, into an electric car:


https://insideevs.com/news/741582/jaguar-xj-ev-canceled-leak/


After spending all that money they changed their minds and stopped the entire project. The XJ (all versions) stopped production in 2019

The electric XJ prototype:


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcmrV0FXkAAG-fd?format=jpg&name=small)


JAGUAR has been in financial trouble for many, many years. Amazing how their incompetent management just continues to waste money on ill thought out plans and projects


Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Gym Rat on November 21, 2024, 01:05:07 AM
"Electric Cars"  Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha   ::)
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 01:39:25 AM
JAGUAR have also changed how they depict the company name, this is how it looked in the past:

(https://di-uploads-pod18.dealerinspire.com/jaguarhinsdale/uploads/2023/03/Jaguar.LogoHistory.jpg)


The new name, with strange mix of fonts:

(https://dotyumzonirqv.cloudfront.net/publish/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/JAGUAR_DEVICE_MARK_16X9_191124-1920x1080.jpg)


I guess their old powerful logo was looking too masculin, and had to be replaced by a transgender style logo


(https://images.autoreview.nl/original/jaguar-logo-1-2bb440.jpg)


It's big news in Great Britain, one of their iconic brands:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14107233/jaguar-rebrand-new-logo-ad.html


What were they thinking?


Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Kwon on November 21, 2024, 03:53:43 AM
JAGUAR have also changed how they depict the company name, this is how it looked in the past:

(https://di-uploads-pod18.dealerinspire.com/jaguarhinsdale/uploads/2023/03/Jaguar.LogoHistory.jpg)



Looked very nice 1935 - 1945

Loved it!
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: bhank on November 21, 2024, 04:17:56 AM
https://www.jaguar.com/about-jaguar/jaguar-classic/e-type-reborn.html





If I could buy any car
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: tatoo on November 21, 2024, 04:22:04 AM
https://www.jaguar.com/about-jaguar/jaguar-classic/e-type-reborn.html

If I could buy any car

i love the e type.... ive got an 89 xjs v12... only 64k on it.. all original except the wheels and the hood ornament..
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: bhank on November 21, 2024, 04:32:17 AM
i love the e type.... ive got an 89 xjs v12... only 64k on it.. all original except the wheels and the hood ornament..

My mom tried to sell me her 67 a few years ago but I got the vette instead didnt want the maintenance headache. I would like to pick one back up eventually if my finances improve

I used to steal this thing as a teenager was really awesome
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: IroNat on November 21, 2024, 04:36:58 AM
Jaguar is owned by Tata Motors of India.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Gym Rat on November 21, 2024, 04:41:54 AM
My mom tried to sell me her 67 a few years ago but I got the vette instead didnt want the maintenance headache. I would like to pick one back up eventually if my finances improve

I used to steal this thing as a teenager
was really awesome

Quite the respectful kid you must have been... "Stealing from parents", got it...
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: bhank on November 21, 2024, 04:55:40 AM
Quite the respectful kid you must have been... "Stealing from parents", got it...

It's not like I sold it for scrap. I would just take for a drive when my mom was out of town for business. It was fully insured
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 21, 2024, 05:02:53 AM
It's not like I sold it for scrap. I would just take for a drive when my mom was out of town for business. It was fully insured

fucking lying bastard, if you were on the insurance as a named driver then you had permission to drive it so you werent "stealing" the car to use

Fucks sake just die as soon as possible you kunt
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: bhank on November 21, 2024, 05:07:07 AM
fucking lying bastard, if you were on the insurance as a named driver then you had permission to drive it so you werent "stealing" the car to use

Fucks sake just die as soon as possible you kunt

Typically, every member of a household is covered for every car in the house. I did not have permission from my mom but absolutely the car was covered if I wrecked it. I have a 17-year-old stepdaughter if she takes my vette for a drive without my permission and wrecks it my insurance still covers it.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: 38 returns on November 21, 2024, 05:08:54 AM
spolit trust fund bitch
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: robcguns on November 21, 2024, 05:10:18 AM
Jaguar has always really sucked from a mechanical standpoint. Yes they made some nice looking cars and have a cool name/logo but just trash. Now it will be even worse if that’s possible. Let them burn.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: CalvinH on November 21, 2024, 05:14:43 AM
What a fail it will turn out to be for them.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 05:15:49 AM
Social media love JAGUAR's insanity     ;D





Shouldn't the JAGUAR management work on cars that are reliable and that people actually want to buy? They seem more preoccupied with "diversity", "equity", "inclusion", "unified culture", "creativity" and "neurodiversity".
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 21, 2024, 05:17:10 AM
Jaguar has always really sucked from a mechanical standpoint. Yes they made some nice looking cars and have a cool name/logo but just trash. Now it will be even worse if that’s possible. Let them burn.

Aston Martin used to use Ford interior buttons
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: bhank on November 21, 2024, 05:21:33 AM
Jaguar has always really sucked from a mechanical standpoint. Yes they made some nice looking cars and have a cool name/logo but just trash. Now it will be even worse if that’s possible. Let them burn.

My mom actual got hers in the 60s so I remember all the mechanics and issues the car had over the years very difficult to even find someone qualified to work on it. That is why living at the beach with no jag dealership I said no to buying the car. Looks awesome drives awesome sounds awesome but too complicated under the hood. That is why a type E built by jaguar now with modern tech would be best. The car had a ton of power but 50 year old brakes and suspension was scary to push it
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 05:21:40 AM
It gets worse and worse with JAGUAR. Their new electric sedan coming next year will cost at least 150,000 dollars!
In fact, they don't even want to build any cars costing less than that:


https://www.dagens.com/autos/jaguars-new-direction-no-cars-under-150-000


Which seems like the wrong car at the wrong time. The electric BMW i7 isn't selling in the USA:


https://www.theautopian.com/a-dealer-is-selling-a-bmw-i7-for-29000-off-and-its-not-a-fluke/


Both Mercedes EQE and EQS sedans are sales disasters. In Europe and in North-America.
The resale value of the Porsche Taycan and Audi e-tron GT is terrible.

Why would an electric JAGUAR sedan do any better?
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 21, 2024, 05:25:19 AM
My mom actual got hers in the 60s so I remember all the mechanics and issues the car had over the years very difficult to even find someone qualified to work on it. That is why living at the beach with no jag dealership I said no to buying the car. Looks awesome drives awesome sounds awesome but too complicated under the hood. That is why a type E built by jaguar now with modern tech would be best. The car had a ton of power but 50 year old brakes and suspension was scary to push it

Just shows what sort of a relationship you have with your mother that she would take money from you for a car

If I had a car I would give it to family, I would never ask for money for it
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: robcguns on November 21, 2024, 05:25:30 AM
My mom actual got hers in the 60s so I remember all the mechanics and issues the car had over the years very difficult to even find someone qualified to work on it. That is why living at the beach with no jag dealership I said no to buying the car. Looks awesome drives awesome sounds awesome but too complicated under the hood. That is why a type E built by jaguar now with modern tech would be best. The car had a ton of power but 50 year old brakes and suspension was scary to push it

They have made some sharp looking cars that sound sweet no doubt. Too bad the mechanics dont live up to the look.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 05:26:14 AM
Jaguar is owned by Tata Motors of India.


They have done very well with Land Rover / Range Rover, but seem to want to get rid of JAGUAR..
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 05:29:24 AM
Aston Martin used to use Ford interior buttons


At the time Ford had created the "Premier Automotive Group" = Lincoln, Volvo, Aston Martin, JAGUAR, and Land Rover. Things went downhill and they sold everything except Lincoln.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Sissysquats on November 21, 2024, 06:25:44 AM
Yep, another once great brand being driven down the drain by insane woke "DEI" managers:


(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxbusiness.com/foxbusiness.com/content/uploads/2024/11/931/523/jaguar_brand_still_copy_nothing_191124-scaled.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)
   An ad campaign targeting less than 1% of the population. That should work out real well


All car production has stopped, they will be going full electric, with their only model scheduled to be launched sometime in 2025.
This is a teaser of that new model:


(https://external-preview.redd.it/jaguar-doubles-down-on-disastrous-woke-rebrand-with-more-v0-GpgeZDvT8ZdgpmsJY38s1smqIjQjyCM2f2jWX3fRldo.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=85ba05a48fd0a81918593f91efa3eeea4fb27483)


They don't communicate much about cars, which is odd for a car builder. Instead they focus on the LBGHTBLT+ "community", which they hope will be their new customers.
JAGUAR wants nothing to do anymore with their current buyers, they can go f themselves.

Seems like a brilliant strategy, or what?    ;D
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: tatoo on November 21, 2024, 06:58:05 AM

They have done very well with Land Rover / Range Rover, but seem to want to get rid of JAGUAR..

a range rover was the worst vehicle i have ever owned bar none...  always something wrong... looked awesome but fuck that shit gets old quick.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: bhank on November 21, 2024, 07:12:01 AM
a range rover was the worst vehicle i have ever owned bar none...  always something wrong... looked awesome but fuck that shit gets old quick.

Funny I had one of those as well and absolutely agree my fucking side panels kept popping off then an open sunscreen let some water in which short circuited and totaled the entire vehicle
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Hulkotron on November 21, 2024, 07:15:16 AM
Agree with Rob C.G. on this matter.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Dave D on November 21, 2024, 07:42:20 AM
So they’ve stopped production of everything and are all in on this new car? How much capital do they have that they can remove all their product from the market?
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Darren Avey on November 21, 2024, 08:35:39 AM
I was going to buy a range rover a couple of years ago but a mechanic I was banging, FEMALE mechanic, there ain't no puffy business here,Gemma from Amersham said don't buy range rivers.
Got a nice 430 bmw instead
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 09:33:00 AM
So they’ve stopped production of everything and are all in on this new car? How much capital do they have that they can remove all their product from the market?


According to this Car & Driver article it might even be 2026 until a new Jaguar car will appear in showrooms:


https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a62716329/future-of-jaguar/


At the end of this year production of all their current models will have stopped. I guess it's sister company Land Rover that will keep them alive, and financial help from parent company Tata Motors.

The F-Pace is a good looking model imo, but they will stop its production too alas:

(https://cdnwp.dealerk.com/b099d186/uploads/sites/39/2023/08/398584-jag_f-pace_22my_03_r-dynamic_exterior_rear_3-4_110821-622798-original-1628516920.jpg)


(https://www.automobiledimension.com/photos/interior/jaguar-f-pace-2021-dashboard.jpg)

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 21, 2024, 09:35:57 AM
Don Draper was clearly not involved in the creative process of this campaign.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: youandme on November 21, 2024, 10:26:43 AM
Going to be hilarious when they fail. Sad also, but this woke culture knows nothing about marketing since they target less than 5% of the population
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: robcguns on November 21, 2024, 10:52:51 AM
Going to be hilarious when they fail. Sad also, but this woke culture knows nothing about marketing since they target less than 5% of the population

Yeah this makes no sense to me, are they truly this fucking stupid?
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 21, 2024, 10:59:12 AM
Typically, every member of a household is covered for every car in the house. I did not have permission from my mom but absolutely the car was covered if I wrecked it. I have a 17-year-old stepdaughter if she takes my vette for a drive without my permission and wrecks it my insurance still covers it.

That is stipulated on the policy when you take it out, if she isnt on the policy as a named driver then no the insurance wont cover it.
I dont think for one minute you would be paying the premiums for a 17 year old on your own policy

If she takes your car without your consent and wreaks it, she gets prosecuted for taking a car without consent

And what if she kills someone with it numbnuts, do you think the insurance will cover that?

Quote
North Carolina is the only state to require that a driver hold liability insurance before a license can be issued. North Carolina does allow for a "fleet license" to be issued if the license holder has no insurance, however the fleet license only allows for the driver to operate vehicles owned and insured by their employer. The license holder must produce a state form (DL-123) to prove they have insurance, requiring the signature of an insurance agent, in addition to a ten dollar fee, in order to convert the fleet license to a full license.

Some states require that proof of insurance be carried in the car at all times, while others do not. For example, North Carolina does not specify that proof of insurance must be carried in the vehicle; it does, however, require that a driver have that information to trade with another driver in the event of an accident. Some states allow for an electronic insurance card to be produced on a smartphone
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: falco on November 21, 2024, 11:56:51 AM
I was going to buy a range rover a couple of years ago but a mechanic I was banging, FEMALE mechanic, there ain't no puffy business here,Gemma from Amersham said don't buy range rivers.
Got a nice 430 bmw instead
Why did you broke up?
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Fortress on November 21, 2024, 12:25:52 PM
So a couple of Woke phaggots are running shit at Jaguar?

RIP
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: youandme on November 21, 2024, 01:11:11 PM
Yeah this makes no sense to me, are they truly this fucking stupid?

Oblivious to reality or forcing an agenda. Many companies have been hurt going to woke route, target, anheuser busch etc. This election showed people are tired of it.

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: 38 returns on November 21, 2024, 01:15:17 PM
My mom actual got hers in the 60s so I remember all the mechanics and issues the car had over the years very difficult to even find someone qualified to work on it. That is why living at the beach with no jag dealership I said no to buying the car. Looks awesome drives awesome sounds awesome but too complicated under the hood. That is why a type E built by jaguar now with modern tech would be best. The car had a ton of power but 50 year old brakes and suspension was scary to push it

brian you were born in 78


tell us all about the issues you recall in the womb you moron? so your mum was 16 in uni driving an e type

hhaha

your lies are laughably bad now

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: funk51 on November 21, 2024, 01:30:34 PM
Everything new at JAGUAR, they even ditched their great proud logo for this:


(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/jaguar-monogram-artists-mark-75x68b-191124-673b6c98663f5.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.675xh;0,0.133xh&resize=980:*)


(They wanted their new logo to resemble a fashion brand, rather than a car company)


Their new customers apparently love it:


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/11/20/20/92276465-14106133-Jaguar_has_unveiled_its_new_brand_look_with_a_technicolour_adver-a-25_1732133565197.jpg)


The man they hired to turn JAGUAR into a 200% uberwoke company:


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/11/21/00/92310055-14106133-image-a-4_1732149354590.jpg)


Bodybuilding related as he clearly lifts!
He and his husband are fanatical "BLM" supporters, and dream of an all-pink LBGHTM+ car brand

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14106133/American-marketing-guru-Jaguar-rebrand-BLM-New-York-British.html


Maybe we can start a GetBig poll on when JAGUAR will go bankrupt?
   need more calf work.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Bevo on November 21, 2024, 01:55:07 PM
American and European brands have been going woke for awhile

I applaud Japanese car brands keeping themselves conservative and neglecting all this western filth going on

Recently Toyota of Japan distanced themselves from all the trans/LGBTQTTTTTT garbage and said they don’t want none of that  ;D

Progressive whites and their “masters” are the downfall of human and western civilization
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 21, 2024, 02:01:23 PM
American and European brands have been going woke for awhile

I applaud Japanese car brands keeping themselves conservative and neglecting all this western filth going on

Recently Toyota of Japan distanced themselves from all the trans/LGBTQTTTTTT garbage and said they don’t want none of that  ;D

Progressive whites and their “masters” are the downfall of human and western civilization

they kicked all the effeminate men off TV shows
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: GymnJuice on November 21, 2024, 02:08:55 PM
It's not like I sold it for scrap. I would just take for a drive when my mom was out of town for business. It was fully insured

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Hanky pass out at 31 Flavors last night
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: deadz on November 21, 2024, 02:17:42 PM
Are and have always been junk.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: 38 returns on November 21, 2024, 02:25:12 PM
That is stipulated on the policy when you take it out, if she isnt on the policy as a named driver then no the insurance wont cover it.
I dont think for one minute you would be paying the premiums for a 17 year old on your own policy

If she takes your car without your consent and wreaks it, she gets prosecuted for taking a car without consent

And what if she kills someone with it numbnuts, do you think the insurance will cover that?


Brian caught lying again

Hahaha
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: MajorDomo on November 21, 2024, 02:33:16 PM
Faguar. No wonder hanky likes them.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 21, 2024, 02:38:59 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 21, 2024, 02:41:40 PM
Typically, every member of a household is covered for every car in the house. I did not have permission from my mom but absolutely the car was covered if I wrecked it. I have a 17-year-old stepdaughter if she takes my vette for a drive without my permission and wrecks it my insurance still covers it.


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If someone borrows your car without your permission, their insurance company is typically responsible for covering the accident. If they don't have insurance, you may need to file a claim with your provider. You may also need to prove to your insurance company that the person didn't have permission to use your car.

so no numbnuts its not automatically covered
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Moontrane on November 21, 2024, 04:52:57 PM
https://www.jaguar.com/about-jaguar/jaguar-classic/e-type-reborn.html





If I could buy any car

One of the most beautiful cars of all time.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 21, 2024, 06:09:01 PM
I really don’t understand why they’re doing this. Seriously they must just want to go out of business.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 11:40:20 PM
::)


Sickening arrogance of the LBGTH+ infected JAGUAR bosses. No surprise, just look at this speech on X by their "marketing guru" / head of brand strategy Santino Pietrosanti:


https://x.com/afneil/status/1859239605679112411


He has established 15 "DEI" groups within JAGUAR, but doesn't talk about cars. He's completely obsessed with woke fascism and turning the company into a transgender infested nightmare

800 employees worked on this extremist woke strategy, imagine the amount of money JAGUAR's leadership has wasted on this nonsense.



Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 21, 2024, 11:47:18 PM
American and European brands have been going woke for awhile

I applaud Japanese car brands keeping themselves conservative and neglecting all this western filth going on

Recently Toyota of Japan distanced themselves from all the trans/LGBTQTTTTTT garbage and said they don’t want none of that  ;D

Progressive whites and their “masters” are the downfall of human and western civilization


Chinese car brands are an even better choice. China, like Japan and South-Korea is a monocultural society. No islamisation or replacement migration in China. They had huge problems with islamic terror attacks, but dealt with them is a very strict and efficient way. Since the crackdown, zero muslim attacks.

If I was in the market for a new car, I would most certainly consider buying from a Chinese brand. Western woke car brands make me vomit. And they don't want white heterosexual male customers anymore, so fuck them
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 22, 2024, 12:58:03 AM
I really don’t understand why they’re doing this. Seriously they must just want to go out of business.
The whole marketing team needs to be fired.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 22, 2024, 01:12:14 AM
the world has gone to shit with all this woke bullshit.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: beakdoctor on November 22, 2024, 01:13:26 AM
Lol. The "woke" rebranding has sparked fury and ridicule around the world. Way to go, faguar.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 22, 2024, 01:17:29 AM
Lol. The "woke" rebranding has sparked fury and ridicule around the world. Way to go, faguar.
:D
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: bhank on November 22, 2024, 03:48:32 AM

Non-Permissive Use
If someone borrows your car without your permission, their insurance company is typically responsible for covering the accident. If they don't have insurance, you may need to file a claim with your provider. You may also need to prove to your insurance company that the person didn't have permission to use your car.

so no numbnuts its not automatically covered

Members of your household are typically all on the same insurance policy dumbass
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: bhank on November 22, 2024, 03:51:10 AM

Chinese car brands are an even better choice. China, like Japan and South-Korea is a monocultural society. No islamisation or replacement migration in China. They had huge problems with islamic terror attacks, but dealt with them is a very strict and efficient way. Since the crackdown, zero muslim attacks.

If I was in the market for a new car, I would most certainly consider buying from a Chinese brand. Western woke car brands make me vomit. And they don't want white heterosexual male customers anymore, so fuck them

So you would rather buy a pos from someone you agree with politically than th best product on the market? I dont care if Adolf Hitler is running Ferrari I will take one and drive the hell out of it
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 22, 2024, 04:44:27 AM
Lol. The "woke" rebranding has sparked fury and ridicule around the world. Way to go, faguar.


They hired a mentally ill gay man from Scotland to lead their marketing disaster, but the real culprits are the top management of JAGUAR. These idiots have approved the woke insanity:

https://www.jaguarlandrover.com/leadership

Names and faces. 90% white liberal cucks who prefer transgender teletubbies as their future customers


(https://www.jobat.be//-/media/jobat/jobat-be/articles/teletubbies.jpg?mw=906&hash=40F682D84B7AF538AC8BC2E6ED7F112A)

The most bizarre thing is if potential buyers want to boycott JAGUAR, they can't. The brand has stopped or will stop all car production soon, so even if someone wanted to buy or lease a JAGUAR car or SUV if would simply be impossible as dealerships have zero to offer
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 22, 2024, 08:03:15 AM
Members of your household are typically all on the same insurance policy dumbass

as named drivers so the insurance company can assess the risk before your quote

You cant just let anyone in the house drive the fucking car and expect it to be insured.
What if your stepdaughter had multiple offences on her licence wouldnt that impact on your premiums?

If she took the car without your consent they wouldnt pay out for your car, they may cover any third party damage but Im pretty sure they woulkd looking to the police to prosecute your step daughter for TWOC

When you took your mums car without consent you were either a named driver so you could take the car anyway unless you mother called the cops on you
the other option is you were not a named driver and if you wreaked the car they wouldnt pay for it.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Rambone on November 22, 2024, 09:20:36 AM

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxbusiness.com/foxbusiness.com/content/uploads/2024/11/931/523/jaguar_brand_still_copy_nothing_191124-scaled.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)


Gayer than an affeman thread
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Bevo on November 22, 2024, 10:11:07 AM
So you would rather buy a pos from someone you agree with politically than th best product on the market? I dont care if Adolf Hitler is running Ferrari I will take one and drive the hell out of it

You should do more research before commenting as usual, I’m not a fan of Chinese cars but look into their EV’s and what Musk says about them a long with the CEO of Ford before you talk

But your point is moot, Hitler doesn’t run Ferrari

You already have a POS , should have gotten a porsche GT2 RS or GT3 RS, but let me guess, not “enough” money
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Grape Ape on November 22, 2024, 10:16:35 AM
I really don’t understand why they’re doing this. Seriously they must just want to go out of business.

For lack of a better term, they just mistimed the overton window.

Would have worked a few years ago.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Fortress on November 22, 2024, 10:35:02 AM
One of the most beautiful cars of all time.

Looks like shit.

A jellybean with wheels.

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: 38 returns on November 22, 2024, 10:49:52 AM
So you would rather buy a pos from someone you agree with politically than th best product on the market? I dont care if Adolf Hitler is running Ferrari I will take one and drive the hell out of it


your Ferrari days are long gone bitch. you've lost half a house in 4 months. yet spent 20k on a tit job. while Emily had no honeymoon- what a self centred piece of shit.

Like father like son.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 22, 2024, 12:51:32 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 22, 2024, 11:25:49 PM
YouTubers love the new JAGUAR lbghti+ electric cars campaign. This lady has more common sense than all of Jaguar LandRover's 800 marketing clowns put together:


&t=276s


Excellent analysis by a car channel I follow, High Peak Auto:


Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 23, 2024, 01:55:02 AM
;D
How could anyone be surprised?
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: rocket on November 23, 2024, 03:45:54 AM
It's an odd thing to go woke when you're basically entirely funded by middle to later aged white men who really have no interest in wokedom.

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 23, 2024, 04:36:23 AM
The comments sections under YT videos about JAGUAR's woke insanity ads are pure gold:


- Looks like a "Jean Paul Gaultier on a very bad day" ad

- Jaguar: putting the trans in transportation

- The ad for sure will have Jaguar customers identifying as Non-Buynary

- A commercial for people who can't afford it, think cars are immoral, and don't have a drivers license

- I'm gay and this ad makes me feel homophobic

 ;D

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 23, 2024, 04:40:55 AM
Imagine the cost of forcing each Jaguar dealer worldwide to change their logo and the JAGUAR name on their dealership. That alone must run into many millions
Jaguar dealer in the Dutch city of Hilversum:


(https://kroymans.nl/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Kroymans-Over-ons-9.jpg)

(https://www.automotive-online.nl/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/jaguar_2022_foto_shutterstock.jpg)

(https://agwpcykpmo.cloudimg.io/v7/https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/hedinautomotive-nl/03/jaguar-dealer.jpg?w=400&h=320&org_if_sml=1)


Even the leaping Jaguar cat logo has te be removed, because in the new LBHGTI+ Jaguar marketing campaing the cat leaps to the right!
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 24, 2024, 01:23:30 AM
It's an odd thing to go woke when you're basically entirely funded by middle to later aged white men who really have no interest in wokedom.
No kidding. They should show commercials with middle age men and hot younger women to attract the older male generation.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 24, 2024, 04:38:10 AM
Porsche are at it as well, wait until the end
&t=12s

they didnt let the black guy drive the car, check out the white gloved hand at 15 secs
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: IroNat on November 24, 2024, 05:21:10 AM
Porsche are at it as well, wait until the end
&t=12s

they didnt let the black guy drive the car, check out the white gloved hand at 15 secs

Ha-ha!  Good catch, Swifty!
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: SOMEPARTS on November 24, 2024, 07:27:20 AM
Jaguar and Rover are shit cars and impossible to keep running after 100k miles due to parts prices. I had a couple when Ford owned them, can't imagine how bad they are now.

Good news here is all the gay guys torn between getting an Audi and BMW have another choice.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 24, 2024, 07:40:10 AM
Jaguar and Rover are shit cars and impossible to keep running after 100k miles due to parts prices. I had a couple when Ford owned them, can't imagine how bad they are now.

Good news here is all the gay guys torn between getting an Audi and BMW have another choice.


You'd think after all these years they would have better priorities than to become DEI-woke. Like reliability, good resale values, customer satisfaction, low cost of ownership etc etc.
Poor reliability also means high warranty costs for JLR. Which cuts into profits, if there are any.
FoMoCo's profits dived due to excessive (4.8 billion dollars in 2023) warranty costs:


https://www.automotivedive.com/news/ford-warranty-costs-impact-q3-2024/731382/


Jaguar now wants nothing to do anymore with its past, or its current and past buyers. Sad, as the company has a terrific heritage. Heritage is something Chinese and South-Korean automanufacturers cannot use when designing new cars.

Even the French know how to use heritage succesfully when introducting new car models:


(https://www.premiumclassics.nl/uploads/news/id1772/Image00001.jpg?111205)

(https://www.beev.co/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/renaullt-5.jpeg)

(https://www.activlease.nl/media/uploads/image/renault-5-electric-interieur-activlease.jpg)





Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: King Shizzo on November 24, 2024, 12:21:42 PM

They hired a mentally ill gay man from Scotland to lead their marketing disaster, but the real culprits are the top management of JAGUAR. These idiots have approved the woke insanity:


Don't bring BigRo into this.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 24, 2024, 11:02:08 PM
This guy nails it:

"Forget about selling to boring pale stale males, but instead focus on that lucrative bald transgender Somalian asylumseeker market" hahahaha





According to the managing director of JAGUAR it's all your fault!


https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/jaguar-boss-disappointed-vile-hatred-072142911.html
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 25, 2024, 12:44:37 AM
Jaguar and Rover are shit cars and impossible to keep running after 100k miles due to parts prices. I had a couple when Ford owned them, can't imagine how bad they are now.

Good news here is all the gay guys torn between getting an Audi and BMW have another choice.
I used to have a BMW. :-[
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 26, 2024, 08:16:27 AM
JAGUAR is closing 19 of its 26 dealerships in Belgium:

https://www.tijd.be/ondernemen/auto/jaguar-houdt-na-reincarnatie-nog-zeven-dealers-in-belgie-over/10575800.html

After the woke DEI reincarnation of the brand prices will rise from 70,000 euros to 150,000 euros. Hence the limited sales expectations.
The switch to all EVs will be even more problematic if you consider that JAGUAR isn't very good at building electric cars.

Their only EV so far, the iPace, didn't sell well and had loads of recalls:

https://www.cars.com/research/jaguar-i_pace/recalls/

Most of the recalls have to do with overheating and fire risk. Not something owners want to hear when the car is charging next to, or even inside their garage

https://theevreport.com/jaguar-i-pace-recall-battery-overheating-risk


(https://api.vanmossel.com/assets/Import/NewsInfo/NL/jaguar-i-pace-black__FillWzk2MCw1NDBd.jpg)


Can't wait what Jeremy Clarkson and Harry Metcalfe have to say about JAGUARs DEI campaign.... ;D



Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Gym Rat on November 26, 2024, 09:42:38 AM
(https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/2525358/jaguar-commercial.webp?w=790&f=973b073dda92c3252413576972ca3354)

Typical libturd / braindead move that will be (and is) a disaster.
Everything (i mean EVERYTHING) they (Libz) do is a total failure...  ::)

https://www.newsweek.com/jaguar-rebrand-diversity-under-fire-1988709

Horribly dumb kvnts..
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Sissysquats on November 26, 2024, 10:53:29 AM
Well, one thing this ad campaign has done it get a lot more folks talking about Jaguar.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 27, 2024, 01:14:26 AM
Well, one thing this ad campaign has done it get a lot more folks talking about Jaguar.
No doubt.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 27, 2024, 02:11:12 AM
Well, one thing this ad campaign has done it get a lot more folks talking about Jaguar.
theres a lot of people talking about Conor McGregor as well at the moment.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 27, 2024, 08:00:34 AM
JAGUAR now has to buy back 2760 electric iPace cars. The company wasn't able to solve the chronic problems, so decided to buy the EVs (Exploding Vehicles) from their customers:


https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a63021359/jaguar-buying-back-almost-3000-i-pace-evs-due-to-fire-risk/


(https://cdn.motor1.com/images/mgl/KbbWxN/s1/jaguar-i-pace-florida-fire.jpg)

(https://www.i-paceforum.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.i-paceforum.com/attachments/1000014513-jpg.8576/)

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: SOMEPARTS on November 27, 2024, 11:20:54 AM

You'd think after all these years they would have better priorities than to become DEI-woke. Like reliability, good resale values, customer satisfaction, low cost of ownership etc etc.
Poor reliability also means high warranty costs for JLR. Which cuts into profits, if there are any.
FoMoCo's profits dived due to excessive (4.8 billion dollars in 2023) warranty costs:


https://www.automotivedive.com/news/ford-warranty-costs-impact-q3-2024/731382/


Jaguar now wants nothing to do anymore with its past, or its current and past buyers. Sad, as the company has a terrific heritage. Heritage is something Chinese and South-Korean automanufacturers cannot use when designing new cars.

Even the French know how to use heritage succesfully when introducting new car models:


(https://www.premiumclassics.nl/uploads/news/id1772/Image00001.jpg?111205)

(https://www.beev.co/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/renaullt-5.jpeg)

(https://www.activlease.nl/media/uploads/image/renault-5-electric-interieur-activlease.jpg)


The ONLY thing they had was legacy brand recognition and legacy goodwill. To completely abandon both is hilarious.

It's the type of thing you would do if you wanted to buy the brand back for pennies on the dollar. Maybe somebody in the UK is plotting and scheming.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Skeletor on November 27, 2024, 11:33:55 AM
JAGUAR is closing 19 of its 26 dealerships in Belgium:

https://www.tijd.be/ondernemen/auto/jaguar-houdt-na-reincarnatie-nog-zeven-dealers-in-belgie-over/10575800.html

After the woke DEI reincarnation of the brand prices will rise from 70,000 euros to 150,000 euros. Hence the limited sales expectations.
The switch to all EVs will be even more problematic if you consider that JAGUAR isn't very good at building electric cars.

Their only EV so far, the iPace, didn't sell well and had loads of recalls:

https://www.cars.com/research/jaguar-i_pace/recalls/

Most of the recalls have to do with overheating and fire risk. Not something owners want to hear when the car is charging next to, or even inside their garage

https://theevreport.com/jaguar-i-pace-recall-battery-overheating-risk


(https://api.vanmossel.com/assets/Import/NewsInfo/NL/jaguar-i-pace-black__FillWzk2MCw1NDBd.jpg)


Can't wait what Jeremy Clarkson and Harry Metcalfe have to say about JAGUARs DEI campaign.... ;D

Interestingly enough, Harry just posted a video about the TWR Supercat, a Jaguar (not JaGUar) XJS restored with a 660 hp V12...

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: sync pulse on November 27, 2024, 07:45:11 PM
...

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Stan Diego on November 27, 2024, 09:09:23 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=694828.0;attach=1539335;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=694828.0;attach=1539338;image)

My mom tried to sell me her 67 a few years ago

My mom actual got hers in the 60s so I remember all the mechanics and issues the car had over the years very difficult to even find someone qualified to work on it.

we ate hotdogs all year to afford our trips
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on November 27, 2024, 11:52:54 PM
Just shows what sort of a relationship you have with your mother that she would take money from you for a car

If I had a car I would give it to family, I would never ask for money for it

You'd sponge off your own mom??? ;-)
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on November 28, 2024, 01:06:05 AM

The ONLY thing they had was legacy brand recognition and legacy goodwill. To completely abandon both is hilarious.

It's the type of thing you would do if you wanted to buy the brand back for pennies on the dollar. Maybe somebody in the UK is plotting and scheming.


1950s JAGUAR D-Type
1961   JAGUAR E-Type
1963   JAGUAR S-Type
2014   JAGUAR F-Type
2024   JAGUAR LBGHTL+ Type


(https://media.production.jlrms.com/2021-10-11/image/ad23baeb-9b4c-43da-9b78-b19ba992cec1/Jaguar_Attitude_TomDaley3.JPG?VersionId=F5cEFUcb1dcVUZ9T3M6UbPafI4i9hLJn)

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 28, 2024, 06:35:13 AM
You'd sponge off your own mom??? ;-)
No, a mother who doesnt need the money shouldnt be charging her son for a car, shes a millionaire.

I would never sell anything to my son, I would give it to him.
I buy shopping for my mum every week, I never ask her for money even though she can afford it.

Same reason you should never lend anyone money, I would give them money, the expectation of getting it back destroys relationships.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: 20inch calves on November 28, 2024, 07:02:08 AM
Another company that's about to have some serious financial problems.  When will they learn
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Rambone on November 28, 2024, 07:37:38 AM
Would’ve made a great ad for a new AIDS medication 
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Mayday on November 28, 2024, 02:19:29 PM
According to the managing director of JAGUAR it's all your fault!


https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/jaguar-boss-disappointed-vile-hatred-072142911.html


If I were to play devil’s advocate, you have a car company based on a fuel the world is moving away from. You spent fuck all on R&D for electric and instead took a ‘smart tactic’ of letting small startups build the tech and market on your behalf where you could later simply move in and take large share…..

However, the Big companies let smaller ones go on for too long. Now many consumers know Tesla and BYD and prefer those brands. Big companies wind up locked out of the new tech and remain trapped in a market being phased out.

Faced with this, you need a scapegoat as nobody at the top ever falls on their sword. Allow your some Marketing team to go full retard and the backlash does what was inevitable anyway but you have people to blame now. The Gillette disaster the CEO said he had no idea….. 😂…. For Iaguar the CEO blames the public for racism and phobism……

In both instances of backlash, the CEO always had someone else to blame. When they double down, their business was likely crazy fucked so they pull it forward and make the write down.


Similar thing with motorbike and Stark starting to pull away buyers of Yamaha and Honda.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on November 28, 2024, 02:59:11 PM
this is how you advertise a car
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 29, 2024, 01:17:57 AM
Another company that's about to have some serious financial problems.  When will they learn
Apparently never. These wokesters just keep stepping in the shit.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: falco on November 29, 2024, 08:16:55 AM
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Fortress on November 29, 2024, 10:43:33 AM
The phaggots always have as priority number one to promote and push their phaggoting debauchery.

Anywhere and everywhere they land, expect this to be where they entirely focus their flaming energies.

The queers will burn and destroy everything in service of this mandate.

Look at the Pride celebrations. It’s 100 percent all about exhibiting perversion, nudity and unnatural sexual acts.

Disgusting people.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Gym Rat on November 29, 2024, 10:57:17 AM
The phaggots always have as priority number one to promote and push their phaggoting debauchery.

Anywhere and everywhere they land, expect this to be where they entirely focus their flaming energies.

The queers will burn and destroy everything in service of this mandate.

Look at the Pride celebrations. It’s 100 percent all about exhibiting perversion, nudity and unnatural sexual acts.

Disgusting people.

Extremely... And I like how they push and spout their insane beliefs, then when no one buys it, they chalk it up to "hate & right wing".
No kvnt, its obscene, retarded and immoral and disgusting. (Like Prime Cock-Sukkah at the Glory-Hole).

No one (normal) understands your retardation, get over yourself ya douche-nozzle...

Like the 3-4 TDS libturds here, youre on a site that is 99% conservative. You post 24x7 about Trump hate, but no one hears you and you talk to yourself.
Like an insane twat... (Well, maybe 3 other fembots might here you). They are also laughed at 24x7..

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: illuminati on November 29, 2024, 01:28:42 PM
The phaggots always have as priority number one to promote and push their phaggoting debauchery.

Anywhere and everywhere they land, expect this to be where they entirely focus their flaming energies.

The queers will burn and destroy everything in service of this mandate.

Look at the Pride celebrations. It’s 100 percent all about exhibiting perversion, nudity and unnatural sexual acts.

Disgusting people.

Spot On

X2


Why would anyone put these wrong thinking perverts in charge
of anything  ::)  They just go on to ruin it.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on December 02, 2024, 09:15:10 AM
No joke, no april fools, this apparently is the new JAGUAR EV concept car:


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699155-14148855-Jaguar_s_electric_concept_car_leaked_Online_forums_have_been_sha-a-1_1733147727004.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699147-14148855-image-a-4_1733146694539.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699149-14148855-image-a-3_1733146691986.jpg)


More info:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-14148855/Jaguars-new-electric-vision-leaked-hours-official-unveiling-Concept-car-breaks-cover-pink.html?ico=mol_desktop_home

 :o
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: joswift on December 02, 2024, 11:34:22 AM
expect those cars to get keyed first time you park up
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 02, 2024, 11:42:47 AM
No joke, no april fools, this apparently is the new JAGUAR EV concept car:


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699155-14148855-Jaguar_s_electric_concept_car_leaked_Online_forums_have_been_sha-a-1_1733147727004.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699147-14148855-image-a-4_1733146694539.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699149-14148855-image-a-3_1733146691986.jpg)


More info:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-14148855/Jaguars-new-electric-vision-leaked-hours-official-unveiling-Concept-car-breaks-cover-pink.html?ico=mol_desktop_home

 :o


Looks like the car Peter Griffin drove after he saw his dick was smaller than Chris’
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Fortress on December 02, 2024, 12:27:21 PM
Car looks like hammered shit.

And that it’s EV just makes it that much less desirable.

Not to mention if you drive it, you might as well have your arm out the window, hand holding a can of Bud Light, and a veiny dildo in your mouth.

Absolutely brutal.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: The Scott on December 02, 2024, 01:31:36 PM


(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxbusiness.com/foxbusiness.com/content/uploads/2024/11/931/523/jaguar_brand_still_copy_nothing_191124-scaled.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)


Warme bruder und rasierte schimpansen.

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 02, 2024, 07:26:10 PM
No joke, no april fools, this apparently is the new JAGUAR EV concept car:


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699155-14148855-Jaguar_s_electric_concept_car_leaked_Online_forums_have_been_sha-a-1_1733147727004.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699147-14148855-image-a-4_1733146694539.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699149-14148855-image-a-3_1733146691986.jpg)


More info:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-14148855/Jaguars-new-electric-vision-leaked-hours-official-unveiling-Concept-car-breaks-cover-pink.html?ico=mol_desktop_home

 :o

Here's an earlier draft.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCX3MZSXMAAzZb_.jpg:large)
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: ThisisOverload on December 02, 2024, 07:45:26 PM


hahaha that's great!
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on December 02, 2024, 09:43:18 PM
(https://www.formidablemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pink-panther-car-5.jpg)

Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 03, 2024, 12:42:57 AM
expect those cars to get keyed first time you park up
:D
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on December 03, 2024, 03:14:40 AM
Car looks like hammered shit.

And that it’s EV just makes it that much less desirable.

Not to mention if you drive it, you might as well have your arm out the window, hand holding a can of Bud Light, and a veiny dildo in your mouth.

Absolutely brutal.


From Jaggggg to Faggggg, now only building cars for the alphabet people. And anyone who is critical of such mistakes is labeled a xenophobic transhating bigot by JLR's management.

The intolerance and agression of the woke bunch towards people who have some common sense is remarkable.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Bevo on December 03, 2024, 09:04:57 AM
FAGuar   ;D
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: The Scott on December 03, 2024, 11:09:30 AM

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxbusiness.com/foxbusiness.com/content/uploads/2024/11/931/523/jaguar_brand_still_copy_nothing_191124-scaled.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

I have never known anyone, hetero or homosexual that would think these sissies to be even remotely good looking, let alone "desirable".  A friend that is homosexual told me decades ago that "Nellies" are loathed by all and the only people that would have sex with them would be another Nellie or a hard-up loser.

What kind of person would find these totally void of human DNA, flaccid bags of amniotic fluid attractive?    Dieter from Sprockets? 

GROSS.
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: Gym Rat on December 03, 2024, 12:01:05 PM
(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxbusiness.com/foxbusiness.com/content/uploads/2024/11/931/523/jaguar_brand_still_copy_nothing_191124-scaled.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

I have never known anyone, hetero or homosexual that would think these sissies to be even remotely good looking, let alone "desirable".  A friend that is homosexual told me decades ago that "Nellies" are loathed by all and the only people that would have sex with them would be another Nellie or a hard-up loser.

What kind of person would find these totally void of human DNA, flaccid bags of amniotic fluid attractive?    Dieter from Sprockets? 

GROSS.

Fucking demturds, how truly disturbed they are as a party / cult...  Hilarious tards...
Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: delon on December 03, 2024, 10:48:02 PM
No joke, no april fools, this apparently is the new JAGUAR EV concept car:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/12/02/13/92699149-14148855-image-a-3_1733146691986.jpg)


(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxbusiness.com/foxbusiness.com/content/uploads/2024/11/931/523/jaguar_brand_still_copy_nothing_191124-scaled.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

More info:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-14148855/Jaguars-new-electric-vision-leaked-hours-official-unveiling-Concept-car-breaks-cover-pink.html?ico=mol_desktop_home

 :o


Jaguar need to course correct this strategic marketing blunder asap

Luckily a suitable public face and savior is at hand
 

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=290125.0;attach=331673;image)




Title: Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
Post by: falco on December 04, 2024, 03:26:37 AM

Jaguar need to course correct this strategic marketing blunder asap

Luckily a suitable public face and savior is at hand
 

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=290125.0;attach=331673;image)

Love australian Utes culture.