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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: alexxx on May 06, 2006, 03:51:06 PM
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No more stories for you losers!
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hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the fuck you wanted there.
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Then you woke up, from your wet dream, covered in your own man juice........... ::)
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hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the f**k you wanted there.
Exactly. I would not hire that bastard to seat people, let alone bounce.......
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Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.
I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs ;D Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby ;D Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!
Bouncing at the club. uh huh ya sure.
Buddy that frame of your wouldn't offer any intimitation. Besides your fight tecnique is totally wrong as to what they teach bouncers. Try again
Be honest and say you were bouncing at the arcade.
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Bouncing at the club. uh huh ya sure.
Buddy that frame of your wouldn't offer any intimitation. Besides your fight tecnique is totally wrong as to what they teach bouncers. Try again
Be honest and say you were bouncing at the arcade.
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You mean intimidation? Anyways, the only think he bounces are nuts off his chin...........
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Hey high school kids need bouncers too
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Bouncing at the club. uh huh ya sure.
Buddy that frame of your wouldn't offer any intimitation. Besides your fight tecnique is totally wrong as to what they teach bouncers. Try again
Be honest and say you were bouncing at the arcade.
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Alexxx is brutally huge. You've never seen him. You can't even imagine.
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I bounced in a small club/bar near kent state and I'm only 5' 7". I was about 190-195lbs at the time.
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Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.
I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs ;D Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby ;D Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!
WTF?
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Alexxx "dwarfs" me!
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Don't bring your biceps to a gun fight country boy....
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Being oiled up and in a thong allowed alexxx to elude these three attackers and make his escape out the 12 by 18 inch ladies room window!
See, bodybuilding does save lives!
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kick his ass sea bass
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did you jack off after you posted that?
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Being oiled up and in a thong allowed alexxx to elude these three attackers and make his escape out the 12 by 18 inch ladies room window!
See, bodybuilding does save lives!
LOL....man I really hope that guy in the pic of" WEEDOUTHEWEAK" does not post here....can you imagine how he feels after all the crap that has been said/ done with that picture
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hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the f**k you wanted there.
The club is called the canadian blue oyster. The two fat assess were women, and um, naturally they weren't welcome. ::)
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hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the f**k you wanted there.
I have to agree.....they must be desperate
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The club is called the canadian blue oyster. The two fat assess were women, and um, naturally they weren't welcome. ::)
ahhh, now it makes sense :)
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Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.
I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs ;D Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby ;D Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!
All that does is support the fact that gays at Gay Clubs can't fight. And when you mean have some FUN, do mean you will suck them off when you are done
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doesn't sound to me like alexx did any fighting...sounds like a junior high push and shove that ended up get'n his buddy into a fight while he watched
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Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.
I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs ;D Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby ;D Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!
I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
Great advice, Vince!
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All that does is support the fact that gays at Gay Clubs can't fight. And when you mean have some FUN, do mean you will suck them off when you are done
hahaha... awesome... ass shaving awesome
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Being oiled up and in a thong allowed alexxx to elude these three attackers and make his escape out the 12 by 18 inch ladies room window!
See, bodybuilding does save lives!
hhahahahahahaha nice work
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alexxx go buy some steel toe boots so when they hit the ground you can kick their teeth down their throat :D
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
Excuse me? You can't even keep your cool on THE FUCKING INTERNET!
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be sure to pull their hair BEFORE biting
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
I call this bullshit.....who would hire you?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29547.0;attach=35390;image)
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I call this bullshit.....who would hire you?
Derek Anthony?
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I call this bullshit.....who would hire you?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29547.0;attach=35390;image)
Mo Cheeks?
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hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the f**k you wanted there.
OMG! SOO TRUE!! You read my mind, I was thinking the same thing! Maybe it was for a Home for the retarded? ;D
Alexx, you tool.
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OMG! SOO TRUE!! You read my mind, I was thinking the same thing! Maybe it was for a Home for the retarded? ;D
Alexx, you tool.
A home for the retarded? The flame just died... :-X
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
And your another person that is proud to say they are a bouncer? Lmao..why? Bc you get to sweep everyones trash at the end of the night? Clean crap in the baathrooM? Most bouncers= Janatorial work a tthe end of the night..lol..just to feel like a cool guy standing there all night..haha...I had the opprtunity to do this soo many times, I thought about it until i heard what they had to do..FAWK THAT! And why would you want to be one of the first catching a haymaker between two drunks? I have no respect for bouncers...none at all....
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alexxx go buy some steel toe boots so when they hit the ground you can kick their teeth down their throat :D
some of the best advice ever given...well,except for "don't eat yellow snow" that is the best advice.
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Here is Alexxx with his buddy..... :-X
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Actually they begged me to work there because I intimidate people and and huge. Everybody tells me I am huge :)
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Anyone who watched more than 5 seconds of that video is a fag. >:(
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy.
Best Vince post ever? It's up there.
Good advice - I concur.
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
I am the last guy to play the tough guy! I have never gotten in a fight before. These guys kept on insisting and pushing and gropling me. I kept telling them nicelly to either repect the rules or go out. I tried to put my hand on their shoulder to lead them out but they kept grabbing me so ... I finally let go at them. After 20 times of telling them. They where not even drunk.
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
I call bullshit on this one old Venom Vince. 'Cuff Him?' Boy, the gravity on your planet must be a lot less than here on Earth. ::)
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
Dalton? Is that really you, Dalton?
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Alexxx, did you have a tan during this altercation?
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i don't believe for a second this kid is a bouncer. is he even old enough to drink? gimme a break.
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I didn't know Chuck E. Cheese had bouncers.
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i don't believe for a second this kid is a bouncer. is he even old enough to drink? gimme a break.
People used to hate on you. Don't return the favor :-\
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no they didn't hate on me. anyway i'm not a liar. a club is not gonna hire a kid to be a bouncer.
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no they didn't hate on me. anyway i'm not a liar. a club is not gonna hire a kid to be a bouncer.
Yes, they did hate on you. I remember it. Alexxx is not a kid, he is probably older than you ::)
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by hate on someone i understand that means that they were jelous of them and "hated" on them. as far as alexxx he's like barely 21. it's true and if you don't know you better ask somebody.
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by hate on someone i understand that means that they were jelous of them and "hated" on them. as far as alexxx he's like barely 21. it's true and if you don't know you better ask somebody.
Alexxx is definitely large enough to be a bouncer and 21 is not a "kid" in a legal sense.
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::) OK so believe it. you must be very imature to belive they'd hire him.
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Alexxx is definitely large enough to be a bouncer and 21 is not a "kid" in a legal sense.
I'm not on other states but here in arizona you can work in a club at the age of 16 as a barback, and waitress at the age of 18.........
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I'm not on other states but here in arizona you can work in a club at the age of 16 as a barback, and waitress at the age of 18.........
What is a "barback"? :o
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what's a barback?
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::) OK so believe it. you must be very imature to belive they'd hire him.
What reason is there not too? There is a demand for security and not every job candidate is a former green beret ::) You need......
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::) OK so believe it. you must be very imature to belive they'd hire him.
ive seen guys smaller then you bouncing :-\
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he may or may not be of drinking age. and he's got the mind of a 13 year old.
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it's not his size. it's his youth/stupidity.
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ive seen guys smaller then you bouncing :-\
Hahahahaha...ain't that the truth ;D. The demand for bouncers exceeds the supply of big beefy bodies ready and able to do the job.
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what's a barback?
bartender's assistant. you bring in ice, refill the coolers, change kegs, etc.
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Derek Anthony?
Rug glued on, Pecs Bouncing, He's Ready to Rumble............. :-X
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bartender's assistant. you bring in ice, refill the coolers, change kegs, etc.
What country are you from? ???
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What country are you from? ???
have you never been in a bar?
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hard-kore.
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have you never been in a bar?
Yes, once or twice.
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Actually they begged me to work there because I intimidate people and and huge. Everybody tells me I am huge :)
Wow, just wow..
Your just begging for a Sarcasm smearing..lol..I can smell it now...
No wonder you post so many pics. Alexx, go watch a local bodybuilding contest..actually, go do the Novice class, and when you wake up and smell the Coffee, come back.
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Wow, just wow..
Your just begging for a Sarcasm smearing..lol..I can smell it now...
No wonder you post so many pics. Alexx, go watch a local bodybuilding contest..actually, go do the Novice class, and when you wake up and smell the Coffee, come back.
You don't know what you are talking about. I've seen him in person. He's larger than 99.9999999999999999999% of all humans who have ever lived. :o
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I bet Alexxx actually fought Dingleberry - this is how it prolly went down. Dingleberry is the taller guy with blue gloves - Alexxx is the small guy with red gloves who got owned
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You don't know what you are talking about. I've seen him in person. He's larger than 99.9999999999999999999% of all humans who have ever lived. :o
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Bouncing at the club. uh huh ya sure.
Buddy that frame of your wouldn't offer any intimitation. Besides your fight tecnique is totally wrong as to what they teach bouncers. Try again
Be honest and say you were bouncing at the arcade.
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Actually they begged me to work there because I intimidate people and and huge. Everybody tells me I am huge :)
Dude your a teachers assistant at an elementary school. Of course you are huge to them. Come on.
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I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy
Oh god. Let me tell you the reality. I highly doubt Vince you were a bouncer or doorman. Maybe a waiter at best. At least not a real club. Not a gay club like Alexxx, or a ballroom dancing club or a AARP approved club, but a real club. I have been a bouncer at many different clubs. At let me say that you would not have been hired. First off clubs hire mostly physical imposing people just so they could handle the situation like you stated above in the manner you described. If at that point the person does not listen to reason and calming talk, then it could and usually does get physical. That is where the size and number counts. The problem with hiring smaller people would be the guys who are causing trouble are usually drunk. They would not listen to you at all and most likely just get dumber and cause more problems.
Also, allot of times you are breaking up fights that are already going on between 2 or more people. Talking DOES NOT work at all during this time. You watched Roadhouse way to many times. Being big also helps when you have to go up to somebody and ask them to leave. They usually look at you and say "no problem" cause they don't want to test your size and strength.
Now allot of this may change when you have numbers. If you have 5 or 6 bouncers behind you to back you up, then size prbably won't matter much in most instances. I have plenty smaller guys that are bouncers that do very well, but they always have allot of good backup or some big guys working with them.
But, no matter what size is a huge advantage as a bouncer. A big guy has the advantage in a crowded place. I've been in situations where we literally had to close the club after an incident with just 4 guys. There was 3 of us. Just about table and chair in the place was down and out. One of my partners literally grabbed a guy by the hiar and pulled him outside by the hair. His hoar kept coming out and he kept grabbing more. This guys head was bleeding everywhere. That was the worse time as a bouncer I had. The club was a country western club in Torrance, Ca. It was very big, at least 30,000 sq.ft. and held a few hundred people. The guy ended up sueing the club and us and the owner and he ended up winning. The club closed and it cost the owner allot of money.
We kicked out some Lennox Sheriff's that were off-duty at Tequilla WIllies which was LA's #1 club for 2 years. They were grabbing girls as they walked by. When me, Ron Gibson, Bob Sears and Jim Flarety went up to them to tell them they were out (we watched them for a few minutes so we could witness what was happening) they told us the were Sheriff's. We siad who cares you are out. OUtside they told us we were lucky they were off duty. I said "no you're lucky you told you were cops, cause you would be laying on the ground right now." They were really rude to us inside after telling them to leave. One guy was an real asshole and he said well maybe we'll come back when were on duty. I said "come back tommorrow we all will be here". They never came back but I did see that asshole on COPS a few times.
Also, I never had a club teach you how to fight or handle yourself. I know someone mentioned this. And working at strips clubs is a whole other story. I mean ones with 6'6"+ drunk samoans and tongans. What fun.
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Oh god. Let me tell you the reality. I highly doubt Vince you were a bouncer or doorman. Maybe a waiter at best. At least not a real club. Not a gay club like Alexxx, or a ballroom dancing club or a AARP approved club, but a real club. I have been a bouncer at many different clubs. At let me say that you would not have been hired. First off clubs hire mostly physical imposing people just so they could handle the situation like you stated above in the manner you described. If at that point the person does not listen to reason and calming talk, then it could and usually does get physical. That is where the size and number counts. The problem with hiring smaller people would be the guys who are causing trouble are usually drunk. They would not listen to you at all and most likely just get dumber and cause more problems.
Also, allot of times you are breaking up fights that are already going on between 2 or more people. Talking DOES NOT work at all during this time. You watched Roadhouse way to many times. Being big also helps when you have to go up to somebody and ask them to leave. They usually look at you and say "no problem" cause they don't want to test your size and strength.
Now allot of this may change when you have numbers. If you have 5 or 6 bouncers behind you to back you up, then size prbably won't matter much in most instances. I have plenty smaller guys that are bouncers that do very well, but they always have allot of good backup or some big guys working with them.
But, no matter what size is a huge advantage as a bouncer. A big guy has the advantage in a crowded place. I've been in situations where we literally had to close the club after an incident with just 4 guys. There was 3 of us. Just about table and chair in the place was down and out. One of my partners literally grabbed a guy by the hiar and pulled him outside by the hair. His hoar kept coming out and he kept grabbing more. This guys head was bleeding everywhere. That was the worse time as a bouncer I had. The club was a country western club in Torrance, Ca. It was very big, at least 30,000 sq.ft. and held a few hundred people. The guy ended up sueing the club and us and the owner and he ended up winning. The club closed and it cost the owner allot of money.
We kicked out some Lennox Sheriff's that were off-duty at Tequilla WIllies which was LA's #1 club for 2 years. They were grabbing girls as they walked by. When me, Ron Gibson, Bob Sears and Jim Flarety went up to them to tell them they were out (we watched them for a few minutes so we could witness what was happening) they told us the were Sheriff's. We siad who cares you are out. OUtside they told us we were lucky they were off duty. I said "no you're lucky you told you were cops, cause you would be laying on the ground right now." They were really rude to us inside after telling them to leave. One guy was an real asshole and he said well maybe we'll come back when were on duty. I said "come back tommorrow we all will be here". They never came back but I did see that asshole on COPS a few times.
Also, I never had a club teach you how to fight or handle yourself. I know someone mentioned this. And working at strips clubs is a whole other story. I mean ones with 6'6"+ drunk samoans and tongans. What fun.
First off, I've been working in the security and criminal justice industry going on 10 years now. I've done security work for numerous places such as the Atlanta Falcons, worked a few clubs on the side as a bouncer, and worked as a correctional officer for Greenville County. I honestly don't care whether you believe it or not but you are more than welcome to contact the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division Office if you like to eat your words.
Now, Roadhouse is a great example as to how to work in a club. Its all about customer service, not serving an ass-whipping. The customer go there to have fun, they SPEND MONEY BUYING FOOD, THE CLUBS SERVES THEM DRINKS!!. Therefore, if a person gets drunk and acts like a fool, technically its the clubs fault for serving him too much and not cutting him or her off at the proper time. As a club bouncer, it is your responsibility to make sure the person gets home safely without getting in trouble as well as not disturbing the responsible drinkers. I rarely have confrontations because I approach situations as a mediator and friend rather than some Brooklyn Brawler. Sometimes force has to be used, but only after you've exhausted your "verbal judo". In most cases, they'll thank you for calling them a cab and you get to go home without a scratch. You've solved the problem without having to lift a finger
That's life pal, and people forget that even if you manage to throw someone out and rough him up, what makes you sure he won't come back with a gun and start shooting.
I no longer work as a bouncer and only do small bit security work since my nutritional business is growing but for anyone who wants to work in the industry, I'd suggest you learn how to talk to people first.
P.S. Size has nothing to do really with working in a club but actually I'm a pretty big guy just to let you know
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BODYBUILDING OBVIOUSLY HELPED DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER AS WELL. There's my two cents.
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The story's about bouncers hitting the hell out of customers are bullshit. I wouldn't want to work in a place were you have to charge on weekly basis.
The point of being a bouncer is as Vince stated, to let customers have a good time. That starts out at the door. Every bar has got his usual customers,
if you find out somebody is difficult to handle you don't let him in for a couple of weeks, if he's still difficult, you deny him the place at all. And not only at your bar, but at every bar in the neighberhood. That's not difficult to accomplish.
Once inside, make sure you have an emergencyroom and a chillout room. Sometimes customers tend to get very aggressive on a small thing like a drink on somebodies shirt. If you find out it's escaliting, take them both away from the scene make a talk, and after that it's usually okay. Sometimes the offender pays some money for cleaning or buys him a drink and that's it.
Once in a while, and I'm talking once a month or once every three weeks, something explodes and there is only one way to break up, and that's the hard way.
Break up, you take a couple of them to the chillout room, you send the other away after taking pictures and call the police and/or ambulance. But it ain't on weekly basis, and it shouldn't be. Going out is time to have fun, not to kick each others asses.
You're a proffesional bouncer, not a mma-fighter. Size helps, but making proper agreements with bouncers from other bars, waitressess and people at the bar so you won't have a mess.
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it's not his size. it's his youth/stupidity.
Oh my God, Alexxx would manhandle you if you got out of control in his club :o
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Oh my God, Alexxx would manhandle you if you got out of control in his club :o
does Jesus know how much crack you smoke? ???
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does Jesus know how much crack you smoke? ???
I haven't smoked any crack. But there are only two kinds of people in the world. Those who have seen Alexxx in person, and those who have not :o If you see him , your life will never be the same.
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definitaly
alexxx is frigging huge in person
he may not be 250lbs or something but his monster symmetrical body gives you the illusion that he actually weighs 250lbs!
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Alexxx, I call Bullshit on this so tell me what club it is
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Lucius, what's up mate :) Can you corroborate my statement in this thread about Alexxx please ;D
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=70280.0
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Lucius, what's up mate :) Can you corroborate my statement in this thread about Alexxx please ;D
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=70280.0
I corroborated you statement. I've personally seen him do things that I never thought were possible.
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i`ve once seen him lifting an elephant! no joke inside
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i`ve once seen him lifting an elephant! no joke inside
He's an amazing guy. I'm truly honored to know him.
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moi aussie,if you know what i mean
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Thanks guys ;D
I actually been working as a bouncer and security for a couple years now. I work at my friend's underground parties where they usually have about 6 bouncers. Me being the biggest ofcourse ;)
Other than that at the club I work there are only two bouncers working a night :-\ fri and sat its me and my 19 year old friend.. Everybody that works at that club is barely 20 years old. They are happy I am there because I can handle any situation that arises.
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what is the name of the club alexxx
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a friend of mine works as a bouncer in west virginia. he got suspended for two weeks after hitting some kid in the head hard enough to put him in the hospital for a minor concussion. the guy sucker punched my friend in the back of the head, it was an entirely justifiable beatdown, but he still got suspended. the rule for any bouncer is that you're not allowed to injure the patrons. you're like a cop, necessary force to get them out ONLY. getting into fights at any bar or club i've ever been to is grounds for immediate relief of your duties.
if anything alexxx claimed was true, he'd have been fired unless he was fucking the club owner. not that that would surprise me either.
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a friend of mine works as a bouncer in west virginia. he got suspended for two weeks after hitting some kid in the head hard enough to put him in the hospital for a minor concussion. the guy sucker punched my friend in the back of the head, it was an entirely justifiable beatdown, but he still got suspended. the rule for any bouncer is that you're not allowed to injure the patrons. you're like a cop, necessary force to get them out ONLY. getting into fights at any bar or club i've ever been to is grounds for immediate relief of your duties.
if anything alexxx claimed was true, he'd have been fired unless he was fucking the club owner. not that that would surprise me either.
lol the owner was happy I threw them out and when he came by he asked why I didn't beat them up.
I really don't care about the job because I hate anything security related.
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lol the owner was happy I threw them out and when he came by he asked why I didn't beat them up.
I really don't care about the job because I hate anything security related.
so that's why you've been working as a bouncer and security for a couple years?
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Hey Alex, what club you bouncing at.....i'm from montreal too
Dan-e
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i heard about that place, what street and is there lots ladies?
Dan-e
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i heard about that place, what street and is there lots ladies?
Dan-e
oh man this past weekend, yes sir! Lots of nice ladies. yell ahem girls.
its on cresent bellow de maisonneuve. Right on top of subway.
I work there friday and saturdays.
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fucking nice, I'm going to check it out i'm sick of orchid and karinas they are overrun by the haitians now......if your from montreal you know what i mean.
Dan-e
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fucking nice, I'm going to check it out i'm sick of orchid and karinas they are overrun by the haitians now......if your from montreal you know what i mean.
Dan-e
lol yesterday even the promoter chicks where FINE! :-*
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nice i wanna kill the clubbing b4 they do the smoking ban which sucks :-\
but your actually going to be bouncing there? send me a massage bro and put me on guest list.
Dan-e
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nice i wanna kill the clubbing b4 they do the smoking ban which sucks :-\
but your actually going to be bouncing there? send me a massage bro and put me on guest list.
Dan-e
sure just pm me your name and tell me when you wanna pass by.
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well, I think it's now obvious that bouncing is for retards and e-thugs wannabees who aren't smart enough to enter the military or police.
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LOL....man I really hope that guy in the pic of" WEEDOUTHEWEAK" does not post here....can you imagine how he feels after all the crap that has been said/ done with that picture
Actually, there is a good chance he does. I got a PM concerning that pic, and the person told me that he is a regular poster over at bb.com, and that's why they took (and posted) his pic at bb.com expo pictures. It might have been him that PM'd me, who knows. But what's funny is apaprently he is a huge fan of bodybuilding and only says positive stuff. And 240 (who hates bodybuilding and bodybuilders) is always attacking him. I don't think it's "irony" but it is something, I just don't know what.
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Also, I doubt anyone is offended by a comment coming from 240. I mean, Come on; have you seen Rob/240? ! ?
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HAS HE POSTED RECENT PICS?
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oops sorry for caps
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oops sorry for caps
Next time you can just modify the original post. ;D
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No more stories for you losers!
So did you get your plastic shovel back from the preschooler?