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Title: Samson looks massive
Post by: SF1900 on August 26, 2026, 07:05:21 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/65NcQmcT/IMG-4518.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/2yNQV14K/IMG-4517.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/wTVXjT34/IMG-4515.png)

(https://i.postimg.cc/VkZXXGqB/IMG-4513.jpg)
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 26, 2026, 07:08:55 PM
Looks microscopic there.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Methyl m1ke on August 26, 2026, 09:30:51 PM
All machines and synthol, the Olympia is a joke and so is he.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: YLLSHTH on August 26, 2026, 11:43:49 PM
I've seen bigger.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 26, 2026, 11:54:18 PM
What the hell is that banner behind him supposed to mean? What's the message for the gym goer? Brutal.

Perhaps that Samson needs an exorcist?
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: falco on August 27, 2026, 02:20:18 AM
KRIZO is in deep trouble.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: YLLSHTH on August 27, 2026, 03:29:52 AM
What the hell is that banner behind him supposed to mean? What's the message for the gym goer? Brutal.

Perhaps that Samson needs an exorcist?

Maybe it's to create an aura of mystery and sophistication.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on August 27, 2026, 03:52:15 AM
Looks like he could pick Derek up over his head right off the stage at the Olympia during the posing round and toss him into the audience to be crowd surfed.  Or pick Derek up off stage during posing like the way someone would carry a mannequin and put him upside down in a trash can so just his feet are sticking out.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: rick doot on August 27, 2026, 05:14:51 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/65NcQmcT/IMG-4518.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/2yNQV14K/IMG-4517.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/wTVXjT34/IMG-4515.png)

(https://i.postimg.cc/VkZXXGqB/IMG-4513.jpg)

Brace for Impact!

Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Pet shop boys on August 27, 2026, 05:23:39 AM
What the hell is that banner behind him supposed to mean? What's the message for the gym goer? Brutal.

Perhaps that Samson needs an exorcist?

"The truest devils hide inside the syringe"


Oh, The Irony


WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Pet shop boys on August 27, 2026, 05:44:23 AM
KRIZO is in deep trouble.

If the top guys all show up off, Krizo can crack top 6


WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Stephano on August 27, 2026, 08:24:32 AM
He never looks impressive in videos, so this could be warped or altered in some way.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: YLLSHTH on August 27, 2026, 08:26:25 AM
He never looks impressive in videos, so this could be warped or altered in some way.
Of course it's doctored. Coleman would have wiped the floor with this oil bag.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 27, 2026, 08:34:00 AM
Maybe it's to create an aura of mystery and sophistication.

Haha something like that for sure. It's too vague to offend anyone.

There's an Anton LaVey quote that might be fun and fitting for a gym. You think this banner would be acceptable in a commercial gym in the US? I'm not American so you tell me, but I suspect some wouldn't be so amused and wouldn't see it as a joke :D

(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-there-is-a-beast-in-man-that-should-be-exercised-not-exorcised-anton-szandor-lavey-39-59-21.jpg)
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: YLLSHTH on August 27, 2026, 08:37:37 AM
Haha something like that for sure. It's too vague to offend anyone.

There's an Anton LaVey quote that might be fun and fitting for a gym. You think this banner would be acceptable in a commercial gym in the US? I'm not American so you tell me, but I suspect some wouldn't be so amused and wouldn't see it as a joke :D

(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-there-is-a-beast-in-man-that-should-be-exercised-not-exorcised-anton-szandor-lavey-39-59-21.jpg)

Well it's kinda clever, but I don't know.  For gym purposes I'd keep it simple and motivational.
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: falco on August 27, 2026, 08:51:59 AM
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Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: YLLSHTH on August 27, 2026, 08:53:08 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRn5oFaKZ0SSPf2Qw4ZUpqpKpQlDBQu_BuT7SZh2J-aCXr8erQLI65AVb_V&s=10)

I don't like it
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: falco on August 27, 2026, 08:58:10 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c4/3c/6e/c43c6e3d93a8cc6dcd9c975c065bd180.jpg)
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: YLLSHTH on August 27, 2026, 09:00:49 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c4/3c/6e/c43c6e3d93a8cc6dcd9c975c065bd180.jpg)

Terrible
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 27, 2026, 09:08:29 AM
Well it's kinda clever, but I don't know.  For gym purposes I'd keep it simple and motivational.

I'd like this one personally:

"You are nothing but a hunk of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones with a head full of false imaginings. There is only fear, bitterness and depression before the end. To forget for just a brief moment, we must lift! Bodybuilding is the illusion!"

I'd like it because...

"There is Consolation in Horror"

Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: YLLSHTH on August 27, 2026, 09:33:19 AM
I'd like this one personally:

"You are nothing but a hunk of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones with a head full of false imaginings. There is only fear, bitterness and depression before the end. To forget for just a brief moment, we must lift! Bodybuilding is the illusion!"

I'd like it because...

"There is Consolation in Horror"

Brutal absolutely broootal. This triggers my usual thoughts. It's a all a big nothing. Every generation goes through the same exercises in futility. Grow up, enter the labor market, commit yourself to an enormous loan instead of living with your parents until they keel over, society tells us only "losers" live with their parents, huge fucking scam, then eventually your house is paid off, you live a few more miserable years with a bald head, a bad back, a shrunken cock, elongated scrotum, you piss 24 times a day and then you keel over


Big fucking nothing
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 27, 2026, 12:18:10 PM
It's a all a big nothing.

I don't claim to know what "it" is but it's easy to go into existential panic thinking rationally :D

For some reason it helps to know others also thought in the same vein, so I might read a few aphorisms by E.M. Cioran or whatever, and I think, "he too was here." :D

Elongated scrotum is the worst. I've actually joked that having done steroids helps here, you have raisin nuts and a shrunken skrotum :D
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: SF1900 on August 27, 2026, 02:02:10 PM
He never looks impressive in videos, so this could be warped or altered in some way.

I took it as a screenshot from a video.  ??? ???
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: SF1900 on August 27, 2026, 02:03:27 PM
Of course it's doctored. Coleman would have wiped the floor with this oil bag.

Its a screenshot from a live video.  ??? ???
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Zillotch on August 27, 2026, 02:39:14 PM
PMMA
Title: Re: Samson looks massive
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 27, 2026, 02:46:36 PM
Do these guys realize they looks silly being that big?