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Title: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: nodeal on May 28, 2006, 11:01:43 PM
why is it that everybody likes to rock out with their cock out? i dont understand..the oldest, hairiest ugliest men do it all the time. Theyre always powdering their balls, blow drying their hair, shaving, or having a perfectly normal conversation completely naked. I once saw a guy in one of the showers with the curtain open. all he needed to do was pull a curtain shut but he rather it be open so people can see him shower naked. what the hell.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2006, 11:06:11 PM
dude, you go to the wrong gym.  Find a way to shower at home and avoid that place.  Pee before you leave home.  Leave the gym bag in your car.  Avoid the last gay public bathhouses in america.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 28, 2006, 11:17:20 PM
dude, you go to the wrong gym.  Find a way to shower at home and avoid that place.  Pee before you leave home.  Leave the gym bag in your car.  Avoid the last gay public bathhouses in america.

Don`t worry 240,

Nodeal is just mad that the chinese man blow drying his balls with the hand dryer didn`t want to sleep with him.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: nodeal on May 28, 2006, 11:21:17 PM
youre right about asian men blow drying their balls (since it is very common) i definitely dont wanna sleep with them. id rather sleep with your mom/sister/wife.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 28, 2006, 11:22:49 PM
thank god my gym doesn't have a locker room. it has a bathroom with one toilet in it and it's about as big as the trunk of a honda. you get in, piss, and get out.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 28, 2006, 11:30:35 PM
youre right about asian men blow drying their balls (since it is very common) i definitely dont wanna sleep with them. id rather sleep with your mom/sister/wife.

You`ve seen that too?

hahahah
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 28, 2006, 11:51:25 PM
are you that insecure in your sexuality that a man (a person who shares your same equipment) makes you that flustered? Wait, did you tell your boyfriend about this "problem" and he got jealous? hahahaah
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: freespirit on May 29, 2006, 12:27:22 AM
thank god my gym doesn't have a locker room. it has a bathroom with one toilet in it and it's about as big as the trunk of a honda. you get in, piss, and get out.

That's perfect. You shouldn't spend one minute more in the gym than what's absolutely necessary.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Wombat on May 29, 2006, 12:27:50 AM
I always seen two kids(probably age 22 tops) in the gym training together...no biggie. I've spotted one of them before...guys regular kids barely look like they have ever touched a weight...Fast forward about a month after my last spot...

I walk into the bathroom after a workout to wash my hands and these to fruits are in the mirror next to the 2 sinks to wash my hands flexing and one was what i thought grabbing the kids thigh(saying your quads look huge) granted the kids quads were probably under 20 inches(like they have never been trained before)...

Now their is a mirror near the lockers that these guys could have used but these two f cks had to be right in the middle where everyone is pissing and washing there hands...

Really wierd, just rubbed my the wrong way...

Find someone else to give you a spot...NO GAY SHIT IN THE LOCKER ROOM PLEASE

I have no problem with people being gay...to each there own...But if something is going on in the locker room
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Bast175 on May 29, 2006, 01:03:01 AM


I have no problem with people being gay...

Oh My God you are GAY!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 01:28:44 AM
Yeah, I don't get it. These motherfuckers walk around with their towels in hand, instead of wrapping them around their waists/genitals.

Sick fucks, they don't even train. They just go there to expose their nuts. It's sick.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: onlyme on May 29, 2006, 01:46:37 AM
Are you a member at Gold's West Hollywood.  That would explain it.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 01:48:41 AM
Are you a member at Gold's West Hollywood.  That would explain it.

No, but I am a member at a Gold's Gym.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on May 29, 2006, 02:00:50 AM
You all sound very insecure. In europe men [and women] don't have a problem with nudity and will happily walk around naked. It doesn't mean they're gay, just comfortable with themselves. The ones you have to worry about are the men that never get naked in public because they have tiny cocks and are scared of getting a hard on.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 02:16:14 AM
You all sound very insecure. In europe men [and women] don't have a problem with nudity and will happily walk around naked. It doesn't mean they're gay, just comfortable with themselves. The ones you have to worry about are the men that never get naked in public because they have tiny cocks and are scared of getting a hard on.



That's cause in Europe most men are GAY!







Please keep your nuts in Europe.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: onlyme on May 29, 2006, 02:32:07 AM
gord I was talking to whoever started the thread.  Gold's West Hollywood is very gay.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on May 29, 2006, 04:08:15 AM
gord I was talking to whoever started the thread.  Gold's West Hollywood is very gay.

That stinkin' tub o' lard "onlyme" knows best 'cos he's the biggest fat fag of all!  ;D
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: WOOO on May 29, 2006, 04:10:22 AM
You`ve seen that too?

hahahah
i think i've done that more than once.... i always blowdry my back hair
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: craig213 on May 29, 2006, 04:39:13 AM
If Europe had all the answers they would be the Superpower.  Keep your nuts in Europe.  Club America wants nothing to do with Europe or your naked ways.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: freespirit on May 29, 2006, 05:31:13 AM
If Europe had all the answers they would be the Superpower.  Keep your nuts in Europe.  Club America wants nothing to do with Europe or your naked ways.

I guess niple-gate scared the hell out of you, to. The "naked ways of Europe," ha ha ha.  ;D
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 29, 2006, 06:34:36 AM
That stinkin' tub o' lard "onlyme" knows best 'cos he's the biggest fat fag of all!  ;D
1.  that aint nice
2. Americans are the biggest prudes
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on May 29, 2006, 07:08:26 AM
Most of you are descended from Europeans. The ones that aren't were brought over in our slave ships. So you have Europe to thank for your very existence.

Back to the topic - i bet you guys were the ones that were scared to have showers after gym class. Didn't want people to see how small your cocks are.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Undisputed on May 29, 2006, 07:18:15 AM
Guys do that at a couple of the gyms I train at.  They shave in the mirror completely naked.  What bothers me is after I train and go to wash my hands I have to avoid contacting the counter where their balls were just touching.  It's a hygene issue, just throw in a pair of briefs or something.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: DEFCON on May 29, 2006, 07:39:21 AM
You all sound very insecure. In europe men [and women] don't have a problem with nudity and will happily walk around naked. It doesn't mean they're gay, just comfortable with themselves. The ones you have to worry about are the men that never get naked in public because they have tiny cocks and are scared of getting a hard on.
bullshit, those old guys are gay. They went all their life in the closet and now they have found a place where they can get a cheap thrill
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 08:05:24 AM
sounds like ballys on rt 22 in springfield,i worked there about 12 years ago and they had the gay ass crap going on in the locker rooms daily,i tried to avoid the locker rooms and waited till i got home to shower,fug that
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: sarcasm on May 29, 2006, 08:35:08 AM
Don`t worry 240,

Nodeal is just mad that the chinese man blow drying his balls with the hand dryer didn`t want to sleep with him.
hahahahaha, another classic.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: BallzDeep69 on May 29, 2006, 08:50:42 AM
Most of you are descended from Europeans. The ones that aren't were brought over in our slave ships. So you have Europe to thank for your very existence.

Back to the topic - i bet you guys were the ones that were scared to have showers after gym class. Didn't want people to see how small your cocks are.


My cock when not hard, is tiny.  I'm comfortable with that, but I still don't want to go around showing people how small it looks flaccid.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 29, 2006, 09:00:36 AM
it's not a matter of insecurity. i don't give a shit if you're gay straight or whatever. doesn't bother me in the least. however, i just don't find the naked male body attractive, let alone the flabby, hairy, and old ones. so i don't want to see them walking around in the locker room trying to start conversations with me.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 09:18:13 AM
it's not a matter of insecurity. i don't give a shit if you're gay straight or whatever. doesn't bother me in the least. however, i just don't find the naked male body attractive, let alone the flabby, hairy, and old ones. so i don't want to see them walking around in the locker room trying to start conversations with me.

im with you on that,its cool if someone wants to bullshit with me in the locker room if they are dressed but i dont want anyones nuts swinging near my face while they are talking to me,if it was the womens locker room it would be fine ;)
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 29, 2006, 09:25:15 AM
im with you on that,its cool if someone wants to bullshit with me in the locker room if they are dressed but i dont want anyones nuts swinging near my face while they are talking to me,if it was the womens locker room it would be fine ;)

i don't know, if the men's locker room is any indication the only women who are walking around naked would be the cottage cheese in seran wrap type.  :-X
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 09:29:28 AM
i don't know, if the men's locker room is any indication the only women who are walking around naked would be the cottage cheese in seran wrap type.  :-X

lol,actually the bally,s on 22 had some smokin broads training there,im not sure if they hung out in the locker rooms though,one girl used to go back and forth into the locker room,shed do aset or 2 then bam shes walking back to the locker room,maybe she had a cocaine habit or a bad bladder ???
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: nodeal on May 29, 2006, 09:44:37 AM
no matter who you are...man/woman, gay/straight, european/american...you would all be disgusted by what goes on in my locker room (btw i go to la fitness). i dont care how comfortable you are with your body.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gordiano on May 29, 2006, 11:24:48 AM
Most of you are descended from Europeans. The ones that aren't were brought over in our slave ships. So you have Europe to thank for your very existence.

Back to the topic - i bet you guys were the ones that were scared to have showers after gym class. Didn't want people to see how small your cocks are.

There is a big difference between showering with other men in the locker room, and having people walking around with their nasty hairy, saggy nuts swinging in the wind. I don't have a problem sharing the locker room. I just don't care for the perverts who hang out there.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: pushinweight on May 29, 2006, 11:28:00 AM
no matter who you are...man/woman, gay/straight, european/american...you would all be disgusted by what goes on in my locker room (btw i go to la fitness). i dont care how comfortable you are with your body.


DO they have animals?
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gracie bjj on May 29, 2006, 11:30:49 AM
you think thats bad the stuff i used to catch people doing in the ballys parkin lot was crazy,i used to lock up ballys at night back then with the manager
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: pushinweight on May 29, 2006, 11:31:24 AM
That stinkin' tub o' lard "onlyme" knows best 'cos he's the biggest fat fag of all!  ;D

Man Keith, this guy for some reason really likes you.  Which one of his boyfriends did you tell off on here.  Sounds like you hit his home by mentioning Gold's West Hollywood.  Better watch you butt back with this one.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: craig213 on May 30, 2006, 02:30:27 AM
UK GOLD,

   Euro-trash has no right to spew out their opinions, knowone understands you anyway! 

   The descendents of Europe at least had ancestors smart enough to leave that filthy land mass.

   KEEP TALKING TRASH AND WE WON'T SAVE YOUR BUTT NEXT TIME GERMANY FEELS LIKE BEATIN' THAT @ASS!!!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on May 30, 2006, 02:46:29 AM
America didn't save anyone from the Germans - Russia did. You guys couldn't even beat a bunch of villagers armed with pitchforks hiding in paddyfields. And you had napalm. Ha ha ha

Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on May 30, 2006, 03:02:25 AM
UK GOLD,

   Euro-trash has no right to spew out their opinions, knowone understands you anyway! 

   The descendents of Europe at least had ancestors smart enough to leave that filthy land mass.

   KEEP TALKING TRASH AND WE WON'T SAVE YOUR BUTT NEXT TIME GERMANY FEELS LIKE BEATIN' THAT @ASS!!!
Dear craig,

What's your problem besides being a retarded sonofabitch?

Your's sincerely,

Euro-trash
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: flurby on May 30, 2006, 04:17:01 AM


That's cause in Europe most men are GAY!







Please keep your nuts in Europe.
hahahahah so true, hilarious ownage.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gtbro1 on May 30, 2006, 04:48:36 AM
America didn't save anyone from the Germans - Russia did. You guys couldn't even beat a bunch of villagers armed with pitchforks hiding in paddyfields. And you had napalm. Ha ha ha



Ask the Japanese if we know how to win a war.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: jaejonna on May 30, 2006, 04:57:30 AM
Old dudes like being naked for some reason..
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on May 30, 2006, 05:04:12 AM
Ask the Japanese if we know how to win a war.

Only problem is the US aren't the only atomic power anymore.
BTW the nuclear-brawn thing is so 1970's
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gtbro1 on May 30, 2006, 05:11:16 AM
Only problem is the US aren't the only atomic power anymore.
BTW the nuclear-brawn thing is so 1970's

No,we are not the only atomic power anymore. WE ARE,however,the only country who has been stupid enough to use them...Ya know,I was just clown'n around with that comment about Japan, but when I did a search for the two pics I posted, some of the pictures I found were horrible....people with skin melted and so on...and they say those two bombs are nothing like the stuff today.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on May 30, 2006, 05:31:57 AM
No,we are not the only atomic power anymore. WE ARE,however,the only country who has been stupid enough to use them...Ya know,I was just clown'n around with that comment about Japan, but when I did a search for the two pics I posted, some of the pictures I found were horrible....people with skin melted and so on...and they say those two bombs are nothing like the stuff today.

Fair enough.

The paradoxic thing about those two bombs was that the alternative would be a very tough invasion of Japan that would have cost an estimated 2 million more lives. Emperor Hirohito was 'wise' enough to surrender after the bombs were dropped, the Japanese military wanted to take it to the bitter end.



Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2006, 05:41:06 AM
That's cause in Europe most men are GAY!
Please keep your nuts in Europe.

Holy F*ck - you just Owned Europe single-handedly  :o
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gtbro1 on May 30, 2006, 05:48:11 AM
Fair enough.

The paradoxic thing about those two bombs was that the alternative would be a very tough invasion of Japan that would have cost an estimated 2 million more lives. Emperor Hirohito was 'wise' enough to surrender after the bombs were dropped, the Japanese military wanted to take it to the bitter end.





I agree.The only difference is that an invasion would not target women and children.I am not saying the bomb did "target" them, but it did kill them. I am not saying we were wrong to bomb them,because after pearl harbor they needed to be delt with,and like you said,the bombs did end our war with Japan,which in the long run saved lives.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Naked4Jesus on May 30, 2006, 06:51:23 AM
Walking around and being very sociable while nude is a typical homo-strategy.  They figure if they put their goods out there, anyone who's interested or just curious may very well give them some kind of sign so they can move in and start some fag-love.  The guys who swear by this strategy are usually old, saggy, hairy, desperate homos that are willing to try anything.  I almost feel sorry for the fit gay guys who are subjected to this.  The best way to deal with the old perverts is to be rude, curt and very direct.  One smiling, old, naked, goat was about to approach me once with a queer smirk on his face and I looked at him dead in the eye and told him, "get the fuck out of my face".  When everyone stop to stare I blurted "fu.kin fags" and that was the last time any more saggy old queers tried to approach me.  You guys are too "politically correct" about all this shit.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: jarhead on May 30, 2006, 08:09:00 AM
I agree with naked4jesus, we have become way too politically correct about this. 
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: HUGEPECS on May 30, 2006, 08:41:19 AM
they wanna get noticed in case you're gay
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: FatGuy on May 30, 2006, 08:48:18 AM
You all sound very insecure. In europe men [and women] don't have a problem with nudity and will happily walk around naked. It doesn't mean they're gay, just comfortable with themselves. The ones you have to worry about are the men that never get naked in public because they have tiny cocks and are scared of getting a hard on.

I miss Europe...Naked ladies everywhere...Summer is the best time Girls in skits no panties riding bikes....LOVE IT!!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on May 30, 2006, 12:13:34 PM
'Naked4Jesus', ha ha ha, you've just outed yourself. For somone that hates 'fags' you clearly posess an awful lot of knowledge about gay culture. Don't worry, theres nothing wrong with being gay - just make sure your boyfriends wear a condom. [although i  bet your daddy didn't ha ha ha]
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: craig213 on May 30, 2006, 07:21:31 PM
   AYE,

 We might have DECIDED to count our loses in vietnam, but you Brits got licked by us twice if I can remember, 1776 and lets see.......1812 I believe. BAM!!!!
 
  AND WE WERE A BUNCH OF "SAVAGES" IN AN ISOLATED COLONY.

  Hail the Queen, may she forever be worshiped by you idiots.
 
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: HowieW on May 30, 2006, 07:26:43 PM
   AYE,

 We might have DECIDED to count our loses in vietnam, but you Brits got licked by us twice if I can remember, 1776 and lets see.......1812 I believe. BAM!!!!
 
  AND WE WERE A BUNCH OF "SAVAGES" IN AN ISOLATED COLONY.

  Hail the Queen, may she forever be worshiped by you idiots.
 

200 yr old conflicts are no why to decide who the biggest homo is...but a bungee humping contest, now that could do it? Hmm, new Olympic sport maybe...BUNGEE Humping! :-*
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 30, 2006, 07:30:05 PM
   AYE,

 We might have DECIDED to count our loses in vietnam, but you Brits got licked by us twice if I can remember, 1776 and lets see.......1812 I believe. B

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

You think America won the war of 1812? Laugh my fucking ass off. I love how you AMericans call it "The Second War of Independance." I hate to break it to you but you lost that war, my neighbour to the south. You attacked us and couldn't even beat a small French Colony. Real fucking heroic.

And where the hell were you at the beginning of WWI and WWII? The first war was over by the time you guys joined in. The second war it took you 3 years to jump in.

I love you guys though - Canada and the US are brothers. But don't act like you won the War of 1812 - that's just a lie.  :-*
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Dredlock Rasta on May 30, 2006, 07:31:45 PM
I miss Europe...Naked ladies everywhere...Summer is the best time Girls in skits no panties riding bikes....LOVE IT!!


PROVE IT!!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 30, 2006, 07:33:42 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

You think America won the war of 1812? Laugh my fucking ass off. I love how you AMericans call it "The Second War of Independance." I hate to break it to you but you lost that war, my neighbour to the south. You attacked us and couldn't even beat a small French Colony. Real fucking heroic.

And where the hell were you at the beginning of WWI and WWII? The first war was over by the time you guys joined in. The second war it took you 3 years to jump in.

I love you guys though - Canada and the US are brothers. But don't act like you won the War of 1812 - that's just a lie.  :-*

And if it wasn't for the U.S. the first world war would have been a stalemate for how many more years resulting in millions of more deaths :-\ In the second world war we saved everyones ass on both fronts of the war 8)
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 30, 2006, 07:35:30 PM
And if it wasn't for the U.S. the first world war would have been a stalemate for how many more years resulting in millions of more deaths :-\ In the second world war we saved everyones ass on both fronts of the war 8)

it was a team effort  ;D
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: sarcasm on May 30, 2006, 07:36:18 PM
And if it wasn't for the U.S. the first world war would have been a stalemate for how many more years resulting in millions of more deaths :-\ In the second world war we saved everyones ass on both fronts of the war 8)
get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, the german army was decimated by the Russians by the time we landed in France and they still almost beat us, if it wasn't for the Russians Germany would have destroyed us.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: HowieW on May 30, 2006, 07:36:25 PM
And if it wasn't for the U.S. the first world war would have been a stalemate for how many more years resulting in millions of more deaths :-\ In the second world war we saved everyones ass on both fronts of the war 8)

I a more intersted in the war of flatulence..a fart by any other name , in any launguage,still stinks ???
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 30, 2006, 07:40:58 PM
get the f**k out of here with that bullshit, the german army was decimated by the Russians by the time we landed in France and they still almost beat us, if it wasn't for the Russians Germany would have destroyed us.

Germanys defeat by russia was there own fault, there plans went wrong from the get go and by the time winter came they were screwed for good. Meanwhile fresh american troops and bombers pushed back the germansand other axis powers nonstop until the fall of berlin. On the pacific front the U.S. dominated Japan after we built of fleet back up.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 30, 2006, 07:41:58 PM
it was a team effort  ;D

what did canada send, about 1/25th of what the U.S. sent ???
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 30, 2006, 07:44:50 PM
what did canada send, about 1/25th of what the U.S. sent ???

that's going too far. We died fighting the good fight jsut as much as anyone else. We were there since day 1. Don't disrespect my country and my veterans again. I said we were friends - why belittle Canada's fallen soldiers?

Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: FatGuy on May 30, 2006, 07:50:26 PM

PROVE IT!!

What? Prove it?!?  Prove what? 
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: HowieW on May 30, 2006, 07:52:17 PM
What? Prove it?!?  Prove what? 

I am going to watch the History channel, I thought this was a cool thread about naked guys danglin' their balls for me to look at , now this war crap....good night
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: suckmymuscle on May 30, 2006, 11:12:40 PM
America didn't save anyone from the Germans - Russia did. You guys couldn't even beat a bunch of villagers armed with pitchforks hiding in paddyfields. And you had napalm. Ha ha ha



  Agreed. 65% of German casualties were done to them by the Russians. The U.S only joined in July, 1944, when Germany was already on it's knees. Vietnam...let's not even get into that: major anal raping that America received, from a small country of peasants. :o :-\

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 30, 2006, 11:16:01 PM
I a more intersted in the war of flatulence..a fart by any other name , in any launguage,still stinks ???

Remember the Monica!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gtbro1 on May 31, 2006, 12:07:16 AM
What? Prove it?!?  Prove what? 

he was saying prove it to the comment about naked chics in Europe,riding bikes with skirts and no panties.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Sculpter on May 31, 2006, 02:55:56 AM
Any men/women that served their country (Canada or U.S.)in a time of war are the greatest ppl. in the world to me.True heros.My father was a WWII veteran.He only ever talked to me once & described what it was like for him over there because I had asked him a question about it.Besides that he would never bring up his experiences over there.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gtbro1 on May 31, 2006, 03:03:42 AM
Any men/women that served their country (Canada or U.S.)in a time of war are the greatest ppl. in the world to me.True heros.My father was a WWII veteran.He only ever talked to me once & described what it was like for him over there because I had asked him a question about it.Besides that he would never bring up his experiences over there.

I agree.They are heros....but how did a thread about naked dudes in the locker room end up turning into a debate about the war of 1812..lol
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Sculpter on May 31, 2006, 03:37:09 AM
Lol. Agreed, amazing how the topic got sidetracked.As to the topic?Be glad you only see them in the locker room.Could you imagine going home & finding a bunch of nude men sitting in your living room?
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 31, 2006, 06:36:43 AM
that's going too far. We died fighting the good fight jsut as much as anyone else. We were there since day 1. Don't disrespect my country and my veterans again. I said we were friends - why belittle Canada's fallen soldiers?

I wasn't talkin shit on them i was just pointing out that when the U.S. came it was with a major force.

  Agreed. 65% of German casualties were done to them by the Russians. The U.S only joined in July, 1944, when Germany was already on it's knees. Vietnam...let's not even get into that: major anal raping that America received, from a small country of peasants. :o :-\

SUCKMYMUSCLE

You mean the russian winter killed the germans.......... but seriously the germans murdered the russians but the russians simply had more soldiers to sacrifice in their effort to win..............

If it wasn't for all the resrictions pilots and soldiers had in vietnam we would have won for sure but either way man for man we destroyed them.......
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Naked4Jesus on May 31, 2006, 06:47:13 AM
'Naked4Jesus', ha ha ha, you've just outed yourself. For somone that hates 'fags' you clearly posess an awful lot of knowledge about gay culture. Don't worry, theres nothing wrong with being gay - just make sure your boyfriends wear a condom. [although i  bet your daddy didn't ha ha ha]

Please be seated, your ownage is about to begin:
Why is it that queers always think everyone else is really gay? UK Gold... what a name, at least my name intentionally funny yours is just a joke and you don't even know it. And...
Muthafuka please... like you know the first thing about me.  I grew up in NY and have seen my share of queers and have made a few statements based upon my observations, that in and of itself doesn't make anyone gay.  Sucking a big ole cock makes you gay and I'm sure I'll get no arguement from you since you probably spend most of your time with a warm nutsack firmly pressed against your chin. 
Don't worry we'll just keep this to ourselves as long as you keep your comments in line, but if I catch you mumbling more gay shit I'll have to N4J-OWN-U for good. 

Peace!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: GreatFinn on May 31, 2006, 10:07:30 AM
Most of you are descended from Europeans. The ones that aren't were brought over in our slave ships. So you have Europe to thank for your very existence.

Just right. I bet there isn't many native americans here, because they have been killed near to extinction by that leftover shit which have emigrated there when that silly country was born. All who have been writing these comments are descendant of those emigrants, or those slaves, because that is only way to be pure american, and now they mock us, who have born in cultures which have over 2000 years of history and traditions? Please guys, don't try to teach your fathers how to fu*ck  ;D
 
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Back to the topic - i bet you guys were the ones that were scared to have showers after gym class. Didn't want people to see how small your cocks are.

That's evil....but so true. I bet that 99% of those who have difficulties to "hang out" butt naked, are guys who have very little to "hang out", and I can understand that quite well; it is nearly difficult to watch those little guys, when they are looking at guys whose "thing" is like an arm of a children, holding an apple  ;D :o ;D
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: suckmymuscle on May 31, 2006, 10:19:55 AM
I wasn't talkin shit on them i was just pointing out that when the U.S. came it was with a major force.

You mean the russian winter killed the germans.......... but seriously the germans murdered the russians but the russians simply had more soldiers to sacrifice in their effort to win..............

If it wasn't for all the resrictions pilots and soldiers had in vietnam we would have won for sure but either way man for man we destroyed them.......

  Yes, you threw four MILLION tons of bombs over them...that's a lot of "restriction" ::). And yet, still lost the war anyway...

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: freespirit on May 31, 2006, 10:25:52 AM

If it wasn't for all the resrictions pilots and soldiers had in vietnam we would have won for sure but either way man for man we destroyed them.......

Just admit that you LOST the war in Vietnam.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 31, 2006, 10:31:40 AM
Just admit that you LOST the war in Vietnam.

their politicians lost the war for public support at home. If the President had stuck it out, US soldiers would have made Vietnam a parking lot.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: jarhead on May 31, 2006, 11:18:49 AM
there are some pretty ignorant statements here, i'd be willing to bet most of those who are making haven't spent a day in the military. ::)

By the way, what does vietnam have to do with naked men in the locker room who are clearly exercising some exhibitionist fantasy to all of our disgust?
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 31, 2006, 11:24:56 AM
Women who walk around naked = cool.

Men who walk around naked in an all-male locker room = fags.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 31, 2006, 11:57:33 AM
  Yes, you threw four MILLION tons of bombs over them...that's a lot of "restriction" ::). And yet, still lost the war anyway...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Do you have any idea in your little mind how many important targets could not be attacked (like SAM sites) because of the fear that chinese or soviet officers were in the area diquised as north vietnamese helping to set up defenses against us and the many other political reasons for the strict and limited  rules of engagement. Seriously talk to a pilot from that war and ask them how shitty it was to follow the fucking rules, if we just said fuck it and went all out (not saying we nuke them) and attcked with no mercy we would have destroyed them but also probably started a war with the communist chinese and soviets.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: suckmymuscle on May 31, 2006, 03:53:20 PM
Do you have any idea in your little mind how many important targets could not be attacked (like SAM sites) because of the fear that chinese or soviet officers were in the area diquised as north vietnamese helping to set up defenses against us and the many other political reasons for the strict and limited  rules of engagement. Seriously talk to a pilot from that war and ask them how shitty it was to follow the fucking rules, if we just said f**k it and went all out (not saying we nuke them) and attcked with no mercy we would have destroyed them but also probably started a war with the communist chinese and soviets.

  So you admit the Russians and Chinese would make you their bitches... ;D

SUCKMYMUSCLE

P.S:My mind must have other attributes to compensate for it's lack of size, considering that I'm a Mensa member. :o ;)

P.S 2: Four million tons of bombs is a LOT of bombs :o :o :o :o :o...and you still didn't manage to pull it off. :-[ :-\
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: nodeal on May 31, 2006, 04:55:59 PM
the only reason why the war of 1812 was won was because of davy crockett so all you history newbs stfu you know nothing

today i shit my pants in the gym while doing leg presses but i didnt see anybody naked in the lockeroom so my workout was bittersweet.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: figgs on May 31, 2006, 05:45:23 PM
LA FITNESS New Hyde Park, NY.. REPRESENT!!

I'm about to head to the gym and I'm sure I'm going to see naked men participating in common activities in the nude.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Spread Eagle II on May 31, 2006, 06:15:29 PM
there's a certain professional bodybuilder (who will stay anonymous) who i met at the gym that would give the "waterfall".  that is, when you shower, he will reach around and...until you....

i just checked, he's still an active competitor.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: FatGuy on June 01, 2006, 08:36:29 AM
he was saying prove it to the comment about naked chics in Europe,riding bikes with skirts and no panties.

Turn off the computer get out of your living room and visit some place...See for youself..
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Dingleberry on June 01, 2006, 01:53:36 PM
Walking around and being very sociable while nude is a typical homo-strategy.  They figure if they put their goods out there, anyone who's interested or just curious may very well give them some kind of sign so they can move in and start some fag-love. 

Bingo!!

There is no reason you should walk around naked when you could at least throw on some boxers or something. Anyone who disagrees basically admits they love the taste of a freshly powdered gym cock.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on June 01, 2006, 02:02:18 PM
Bingo!!

There is no reason you should walk around naked when you could at least throw on some boxers or something. Anyone who disagrees basically admits they love the taste of a freshly powdered gym cock.

Totally agreed, when i was in a junevile lockup no one walked around outside the showers (which only had a few working shower heads so at the most 4 at a time were in there) without a towel or boxers so the only time anyone was naked was when they were actually doing somthin in which it was needed (showering). Now no one was all homophobic there but every now an then some new kid would shower in his boxers or somthin which is understandable, also a few times just to be an ass a kid would walk from the shower and through the dorm naked which could be funny if he wasn't coming to your side of the dorm ;D
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: FatGuy on June 01, 2006, 02:07:32 PM
It always seems to be the FAT F*cks that would do it, when I trained in a civilian gym. I the Gym on post no one walks around naked.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: bailey on June 05, 2006, 09:39:54 PM
So I had to use the bathroom in the mens locker room. There is only one bathroom. So I'm waiting for like 20 mins and finally the guy comes out nude ! Of course he has the worst body in the gym, I actually got angry. I wanted to say something as this guy is always naked. ( He could cover up with a towel ) And he's all hairy ( F-ng )
Gross muther Fker !!! . I am now paying attention to see when he comes out. Our locker room does not even have a shower so there is no reason to be hanging out in there. About 25 mins go by and I walk back in to see if this douche is still in there and sure enough he's still walking around nude ! So I kinda lost it and just looked at him, turned around and said ( Gross muther F-ker ) I know It was childish but I could not take this guy anymore !!! ( Hairy ass, Hairy balls, hairy back,
Stomach, Ewwww f**********K
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: bailey on June 05, 2006, 09:41:23 PM
I know, Meltdown !!!!!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: brianX on June 05, 2006, 09:53:42 PM
why is it that everybody likes to rock out with their cock out? i dont understand..the oldest, hairiest ugliest men do it all the time. Theyre always powdering their balls, blow drying their hair, shaving, or having a perfectly normal conversation completely naked. I once saw a guy in one of the showers with the curtain open. all he needed to do was pull a curtain shut but he rather it be open so people can see him shower naked. what the hell.

Try not to be in the locker room when Mars is around, hahahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gtbro1 on June 06, 2006, 01:22:38 AM
Please be seated, your ownage is about to begin:
Why is it that queers always think everyone else is really gay? UK Gold... what a name, at least my name intentionally funny yours is just a joke and you don't even know it. And...
Muthafuka please... like you know the first thing about me.  I grew up in NY and have seen my share of queers and have made a few statements based upon my observations, that in and of itself doesn't make anyone gay.  Sucking a big ole cock makes you gay and I'm sure I'll get no arguement from you since you probably spend most of your time with a warm nutsack firmly pressed against your chin. 
Don't worry we'll just keep this to ourselves as long as you keep your comments in line, but if I catch you mumbling more gay shit I'll have to N4J-OWN-U for good. 

Peace!


I am too lazy to read the whole thread again,and I am not for or against either of these guys' opinions on this subject.....but that was one of the funniest ownings that I have read in awhile.hahahahahaha "Please be seated..." ... and "that in and of itself doesn't make anyone gay.  Sucking a big ole cock makes you gay" ...lol...good post.  :D
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: BallzDeep69 on June 06, 2006, 03:58:14 AM
Walking around and being very sociable while nude is a typical homo-strategy.  They figure if they put their goods out there, anyone who's interested or just curious may very well give them some kind of sign so they can move in and start some fag-love.  The guys who swear by this strategy are usually old, saggy, hairy, desperate homos that are willing to try anything.  I almost feel sorry for the fit gay guys who are subjected to this.  The best way to deal with the old perverts is to be rude, curt and very direct.  One smiling, old, naked, goat was about to approach me once with a queer smirk on his face and I looked at him dead in the eye and told him, "get the f**k out of my face".  When everyone stop to stare I blurted "fu.kin fags" and that was the last time any more saggy old queers tried to approach me.  You guys are too "politically correct" about all this shit.


It's true guys..
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: BallzDeep69 on June 06, 2006, 04:01:00 AM
Please be seated, your ownage is about to begin:
Why is it that queers always think everyone else is really gay? UK Gold... what a name, at least my name intentionally funny yours is just a joke and you don't even know it. And...
Muthafuka please... like you know the first thing about me.  I grew up in NY and have seen my share of queers and have made a few statements based upon my observations, that in and of itself doesn't make anyone gay.  Sucking a big ole cock makes you gay and I'm sure I'll get no arguement from you since you probably spend most of your time with a warm nutsack firmly pressed against your chin. 
Don't worry we'll just keep this to ourselves as long as you keep your comments in line, but if I catch you mumbling more gay shit I'll have to N4J-OWN-U for good. 

Peace!



Oh hell!  The UKGOLD just got PWN3D for good!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on June 06, 2006, 04:11:25 AM
Naked 4 jesus, i truly feel sorry '4' you. You say you've seen your share of 'queers and fags' in NY - well stop going to the bath house then. Either come out properly and admit who you truly are, or scurry to the back of the closet and no longer spew out your homophobic nonsense. It is obvious to all that you are fighting yourself. You can't win. Accept it. You're gay.

BTW, UK Gold is a television channel that only shows reruns of classic British TV shows. Its not meant to be funny. Your name, 'naked 4 jesus', is not funny either, just further proof of your homosexuality.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: jaejonna on June 06, 2006, 05:48:57 AM
I think old dudes hang out nakedly in the lockerooms cause back in the day they had to get naked for gym class.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Naked4Jesus on June 06, 2006, 06:29:14 AM
Naked 4 jesus, i truly feel sorry '4' you. You say you've seen your share of 'queers and fags' in NY - well stop going to the bath house then. Either come out properly and admit who you truly are, or scurry to the back of the closet and no longer spew out your homophobic nonsense. It is obvious to all that you are fighting yourself. You can't win. Accept it. You're gay.

BTW, UK Gold is a television channel that only shows reruns of classic British TV shows. Its not meant to be funny. Your name, 'naked 4 jesus', is not funny either, just further proof of your homosexuality.

UK Gold… OH brother a television channel for queers what’ll they think up next?  You’re right it’s not funny, just gay as the day is long. 
You know you love my name, in fact you stroke off to it every chance you get, you little spunk monkey. 
What’s this about bath houses?  No, the theme of this thread is queers in gyms, but I’m sure you have quite a bit of trouble understanding the difference between the two so let me break it down for you:
Public Bathhouses are OK for guys like you to visit since you can be naked all you want and you’ve got the right company.
Gym locker rooms require a bit more tact and discretion if you’re a flaming queer. 
I don’t mind you sticking up for your fellow fags since you guys are usually sensitive, I just want you to understand it’s not ok to blow dry each others balls in public.  Is there any part of that, that was tough to understand?  If not then sit back and enjoy the vigorous ownership that I have so generously laid upon you.
Bahahahhahahahah… oh, brother UK Gold… you’re about as queer as Derek Anthony endorsing his own brand of Anal Lube Gel…. Bahahahahahahhaha!   ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: gracie bjj on June 06, 2006, 08:37:33 AM
since my johnson is only 2 inches long i try to keep my clothes on even in the shower
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: BallzDeep69 on June 06, 2006, 12:18:56 PM
UK Gold… OH brother a television channel for queers what’ll they think up next?  You’re right it’s not funny, just gay as the day is long. 
You know you love my name, in fact you stroke off to it every chance you get, you little spunk monkey. 
What’s this about bath houses?  No, the theme of this thread is queers in gyms, but I’m sure you have quite a bit of trouble understanding the difference between the two so let me break it down for you:
Public Bathhouses are OK for guys like you to visit since you can be naked all you want and you’ve got the right company.
Gym locker rooms require a bit more tact and discretion if you’re a flaming queer. 
I don’t mind you sticking up for your fellow fags since you guys are usually sensitive, I just want you to understand it’s not ok to blow dry each others balls in public.  Is there any part of that, that was tough to understand?  If not then sit back and enjoy the vigorous ownership that I have so generously laid upon you.
Bahahahhahahahah… oh, brother UK Gold… you’re about as queer as Derek Anthony endorsing his own brand of Anal Lube Gel…. Bahahahahahahhaha!   ;D  ;D  ;D



Oh hell!

Ok, UKgold, just give up now and accept your ownage because anything else you say past this point is simply babbling in your defeat, for what little pride you still have!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: portwine on June 06, 2006, 12:39:51 PM
and you f'n europeans don't tip for sh*t when you come into our restaurants!

my two cents...


oh yeah, 'n there's this old troll at my gym who just wanders around trying to strike up convo with doods while they work out and waits until someone else goes into the lockerroom before he goes to do his thing.....it's f'n creepy! i've never stepped FOOT in that lockerroom!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on June 06, 2006, 03:56:07 PM
Naked 4 Jesus you have been outed. But it doesn't matter. There really is nothing wrong with being gay. Go to the village and embrace your destiny! [if thats what your boyfriends called]

We don't tip in american restaurants because yankee food is crap! Theres more to life than big macs.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Naked4Jesus on June 06, 2006, 04:25:21 PM
Naked 4 Jesus you have been outed. But it doesn't matter. There really is nothing wrong with being gay. Go to the village and embrace your destiny! [if thats what your boyfriends called]

We don't tip in american restaurants because yankee food is crap! Theres more to life than big macs.

Owned twice and still begging for more?

Oh hell!

Ok, UKgold, just give up now and accept your ownage because anything else you say past this point is simply babbling in your defeat, for what little pride you still have!

It's clearly evident that your owning has been well documented and universally accepted.  I do however feel compeled to own you for a third time since you were generous enough to put your foot in your mouth again.
If you're not the dainty little fag I know you are then why is it that there's an anal lubricant that bears your name?

My oh my if I were you I'd delete my account immediately and fall asleep crying, hoping to dream of a better place, a place where gay is okay and the world is just a big lockerroom just waiting for you to blow dry your nuts. 
Bahahahahahaha!  Hide in shame!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: BallzDeep69 on June 06, 2006, 04:31:59 PM
Okay, this is getting absolutely ridiculous! 

The ownage of UK gold is becomming incomprensible!  To the point where even he is in denial of such obvious carnage! 

I will request an IP Ban of UKgold, for his own long-term mental health before he falls into a deep depression in which he'll never recover!  :o

UK, we know you are in shock right now but just try not to type.  Save your energy you'll make it buddy!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on June 06, 2006, 04:35:48 PM
I have truly beaten you. Is your life that empty that you have to trawl the net looking for products that bear my internet name? I've really gotton to you havn't i? I'm inside your head, bitch. I own you. Go to bed now and dream of your master. UK Gold.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Naked4Jesus on June 06, 2006, 04:43:48 PM
I have truly beaten you. Is your life that empty that you have to trawl the net looking for products that bear my internet name? I've really gotton to you havn't i? I'm inside your head, bitch. I own you. Go to bed now and dream of your master. UK Gold.

Now you're owning yourself?  Christ, anyone with an IQ high enough to wipe their nose would immediately have known that the pic was photoshopped.  I will however turnover all copyrights to you since it's a product you can heartily endorse.  You've embarrassed yourself beyond all hope at this point.  I hereby declare this to be a World Class  Owning by virtue of such vigorous torment reaching overseas and finding it's home in UK Gold's naive little homo ass.   

Stand up and be counted in the GetBig Hall of Shame: UK Gold, the man who pumped a thousand cocks!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on June 06, 2006, 04:49:24 PM
In that case its even worse. You took the trouble to photoshop something just to try and 'own' me? God, i really am inside your head! Ha ha ha
I actually think a lube bearing my 'name' would be pretty cool. You know its not just men that have anal sex. I know thats what your daddy told you as he was thrusting away, but believe me, he lied.
I've owned you again. But something tells me you'll be back for more. Just like your daddy.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: BallzDeep69 on June 06, 2006, 05:23:06 PM
^ Never under-estimate the power of denial!
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: Naked4Jesus on June 06, 2006, 06:26:33 PM
In that case its even worse. You took the trouble to photoshop something just to try and 'own' me? God, i really am inside your head! Ha ha ha
I actually think a lube bearing my 'name' would be pretty cool. You know its not just men that have anal sex. I know thats what your daddy told you as he was thrusting away, but believe me, he lied.
I've owned you again. But something tells me you'll be back for more. Just like your daddy.

Oh don’t flatter yourself UK Homo, anyone who’s ever done any photoshopping or picture editing knows that throwing some text in a picture takes less than sixty seconds and I did it purely for entertainment value.  Here’s the thing though, and I’m going to need you to follow closely here, all your comebacks are lame.  That’s right, reality check, lame as your sphincter is wide!  In all fairness to everyone who can appreciate a World Class Owning I’m going to throw your “glutton for punishment” ass a bone and offer this:  If you ever post a reply worthy of my response I will respond and continue to hammer your ass with my World Class Owning material.   Until that time you’ll get no further responses, not even one.  When you finally develop the creative talent to say something remotely amusing I’ll be right there to own you once more so tighten your sphincter and try to come up with something worthwhile otherwise just sit back and wallow in your daddy’s cum.

P.S.  You’re like a three dollar whore claiming she’s still a virgin, get it?   Denial, denial ... your dad's a pedophile. 

Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: portwine on June 06, 2006, 06:35:14 PM
and you don't understand the concept of tipping...
ass
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: UK Gold on June 07, 2006, 02:09:02 AM
M.eltdown. I win again.
Title: Re: why do men like to hang out naked in the lockerrooms?
Post by: BallzDeep69 on June 07, 2006, 02:10:59 AM
What are you afraid to declare a meltdown?  Or are you bluffing?