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Had the day off work today so I visited my gym this mornin instead of my usual after work gym assault. On this particular morning I encounter a beast of a man.....150lbs, otomix ankle highs, knotted midriff tank, skull cap, straps/gloves/belt/bag/chalk, carbo drink, water jug, Ipod, cell, trainin journal and a savage gym scowl AHAHAHA!!! He says, "hey, big man, how bout a spot?" I agree and watch him wrap, chalk, belt, snort, skulk, breathe for 5 continuous mintues before finally layin down on the bench to brutalize 8 monstrous half reps!!!!! After this nasty set of pure intensity I say, "Daaaaaaaamn!!! You really tore that 185lbs up!! Think you can take it up another notch?" And he replies, "Nah, all done here....time to 'get her done' on the pec deck!" AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! I snickered while warming up with 35 reps of his 185lbs and then watched him get two more guys to spot on him on the pec deck for a brutal set of 9 with 1/3 the stack AHAAHHAH!!! Later I asked him in front of those same pec deck spotters, "damn you're huge....how big's taht chest? 37 inches?"
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did you say hi to ironneck for me?
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did you say hi to ironneck for me?
Sorry didn't get the chance, ironneck took the "head" trainer into the back of men's locker room.....said he needed some post workout protein.
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did you say hi to ironneck for me?
Sarjism, just had a sarjism. :o
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Sarjism, just had a sarjism. :o
hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.
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I see two possibilities here.
1. Sarcasm's insulting of random passers-by (and the private gloating they inspire) struck Man of Steel as so cool that he decided to emulate it.
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2. Sarcasm has so many stories like this that he needed more than one ID to tell them all.
Which of these is more likely is left as an exercise for the student.
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hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.
AHAHAHA!!! Yes, his tubby idea of cardio is seeing how quickly he can down a 16 piece bucket of KFC......I heard his blood type is "cream gravy".
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hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.
Pretty good, Thanks. :D
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I see two possibilities here.
1. Sarcasm's insulting of random passers-by (and the private gloating they inspire) struck Man of Steel as so cool that he decided to emulate it.
or
2. Sarcasm has so many stories like this that he needed more than one ID to tell them all.
Which of these is more likely is left as an exercise for the student.
Dear ribonucleic,
Suck a huge black cock.
The Squad
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AHAHAHA!!! Yes, his tubby idea of cardio is seeing how quickly he can down a 16 piece bucket of KFC......I heard his blood type is "cream gravy".
Mmmmm. KFC.
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Dear ribonucleic,
Suck a huge black cock.
The Squad
I wouldn't know how - never having done anything like that before. Can you use your experience in that field to show me the steps?
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Dear ribonucleic,
Suck a huge black cock.
The Squad
He cant, There all in your ass, at the moment.
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Pretty good, Thanks. :D
i'll bet if you train hard enough and do 60 reps of barbell curls with 35lbs. you might be able to see the beginning of a vein.
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i'll bet if you train hard enough and do 60 reps of barbell curls with 35lbs. you might be able to see the beginning of a vein.
Ill bet if you hung 35lbs off your dick.....you could finally call it a vein.
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Ill bet if you hung 35lbs off your dick.....you could finally call it a vein.
that's not what your wife says.
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I wouldn't know how - never having done anything like that before. Can you use your experience in that field to show me the steps?
Visit your sister's website: www.Isuckhugeblackcockswhilegettinanallyfistedbyotherrandomhoodrats.com (http://www.Isuckhugeblackcockswhilegettinanallyfistedbyotherrandomhoodrats.com)
Apparently she has a Q&A section with all the info you'll need.
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Visit your sister's website: www.Isuckhugeblackcockswhilegettinanallyfistedbyotherrandomhoodrats.com (http://www.Isuckhugeblackcockswhilegettinanallyfistedbyotherrandomhoodrats.com)
Apparently she has a Q&A section with all the info you'll need.
That sites name, is too long. I lost interest, and went back to my KFC bucket.
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that's not what your wife says.
It was her suggestion, for you. :'(
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That sites name, is too long. I lost interest, and went back to my KFC bucket.
Probably had too much chicken grease on your face and couldn't see the screen you bloated fatbody.
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Probably had too much chicken grease on your face and couldn't see the screen you bloated fatbody.
The first part of the sentance was true. But you lost me at the second half.
They dont call you the "Man of Fat" for no reason. ::)
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War-Horse could chop you into chop suey, "Man of Steel".
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War-Horse could chop you into chop suey, "Man of Steel".
Its true. He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards. :o
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Its true. He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards. :o
You smell that bad?
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You smell that bad?
PWNED!
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Its true. He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards. :o
i hope you'd brutalize him as much as you do the english language.
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i hope you'd brutalize him as much as you do the english language.
I guess that works for everyone.
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War-Horse could chop you into chop suey, "Man of Steel".
AHAAHAHH!!! Warhorse is a tiny tit!!
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Man of Steel's dad could incline bench 450 for 10 reps. ::)
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Man of Steel's dad could incline bench 450 for 10 reps. ::)
No he just grabbed his two workout partners by the balls and they jumped up in mid air. He counted that as set 1 and when on and on and on and on and on until his hands smelled like fish.
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Had the day off work today so I visited my gym this mornin instead of my usual after work gym assault. On this particular morning I encounter a beast of a man.....150lbs, otomix ankle highs, knotted midriff tank, skull cap, straps/gloves/belt/bag/chalk, carbo drink, water jug, Ipod, cell, trainin journal and a savage gym scowl AHAHAHA!!! He says, "hey, big man, how bout a spot?" I agree and watch him wrap, chalk, belt, snort, skulk, breathe for 5 continuous mintues before finally layin down on the bench to brutalize 8 monstrous half reps!!!!! After this nasty set of pure intensity I say, "Daaaaaaaamn!!! You really tore that 185lbs up!! Think you can take it up another notch?" And he replies, "Nah, all done here....time to 'get her done' on the pec deck!" AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! I snickered while warming up with 35 reps of his 185lbs and then watched him get two more guys to spot on him on the pec deck for a brutal set of 9 with 1/3 the stack AHAAHHAH!!! Later I asked him in front of those same pec deck spotters, "damn you're huge....how big's taht chest? 37 inches?"
Thanks for spotting me and taking time to notice my new Ottomix. BTW, it was a 1/3 of the stack for 10 not 9 reps and my chest os a full 39"...now get the tale straight.
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Thanks for spotting me and taking time to notice my new Ottomix. BTW, it was a 1/3 of the stack for 10 not 9 reps and my chest os a full 39"...now get the tale straight.
Your waist is bigger than your chest Howie ?
Brutal proportions :o
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Your waist is bigger than your chest Howie ?
Brutal proportions :o
I have the coveted pyramid shape ^, thus I don't risk tipping over like you guys with a V taper. ;D
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Man of Steel's dad could incline bench 450 for 10 reps. ::)
brianX, you keep harpin on this small facet of my father's past as if it aggravates me....I've told you before, whether or not you believe me doesn't matter to me in the least. although maybe, just maybe, if you didn't lift weights like an 11 yr old girl scout you might be able to comprehend those types of poundages.
fyi ~ you don't gotta compete in the WSM to lift heavy.
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brianX, you keep harpin on this small facet of my father's past as if it aggravates me....I've told you before, whether or not you believe me doesn't matter to me in the least. although maybe, just maybe, if you didn't lift weights like an 11 yr old girl scout you might be able to comprehend those types of poundages.
fyi ~ you don't gotta compete in the WSM to lift heavy.
You're never going to have any credibility ever again. Didn't you also claim an 850 lb hack squat? It's funny how Ronnie can "only" do around 7 plates per side on the hack squat, but some idiot on a message board can outlift him by 200 lb.
I remember reading about Jim Williams flat benching 525 for 10 reps, yet we're supposed to believe that your anonymous dad could INCLINE bench 70 pounds less than that. You're full of shit and you know it.
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You're never going to have any credibility ever again. Didn't you also claim an 850 lb hack squat? It's funny how Ronnie can "only" do around 7 plates per side on the hack squat, but some idiot on a message board can outlift him by 200 lb.
I remember reading about Jim Williams flat benching 525 for 10 reps, yet we're supposed to believe that your anonymous dad could INCLINE bench 70 pounds less than that. You're full of shit and you know it.
Ronnie can do a hell of a lot more than 7 piddly plates per side on the hack, hell i do six per side and he outweighs me by a hundred pounds and barbell squats 800 for a double, i believe that MOS's dad could do that, there are some freaks on certain lifts out there.
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You're never going to have any credibility ever again. Didn't you also claim an 850 lb hack squat? It's funny how Ronnie can "only" do around 7 plates per side on the hack squat, but some idiot on a message board can outlift him by 200 lb.
I remember reading about Jim Williams flat benching 525 for 10 reps, yet we're supposed to believe that your anonymous dad could INCLINE bench 70 pounds less than that. You're full of shit and you know it.
Shoot my dad is dead and he can do more than that. ???
Hey Kip. wtahc me hit Nepoleon with this steak...bap!
"I bet I can throw a football over them mountains" Uncle Rico
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Shoot my dad is dead and he can do more than that. ???
Hey Kip. wtahc me hit Nepoleon with this steak...bap!
"I bet I can throw a football over them mountains" Uncle Rico
hahahaha, "what are we supposed to eat, gosh!!!!!!!", "i don't know Napolean make yourself some dang quesadillas!!!!"
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You're never going to have any credibility ever again. Didn't you also claim an 850 lb hack squat? It's funny how Ronnie can "only" do around 7 plates per side on the hack squat, but some idiot on a message board can outlift him by 200 lb.
I remember reading about Jim Williams flat benching 525 for 10 reps, yet we're supposed to believe that your anonymous dad could INCLINE bench 70 pounds less than that. You're full of shit and you know it.
brianX, I've been over this before.......you can believe whatever you want cause I don't give a shit LOL....dad inclinded 450 for 10 and I've hacked with 800lbs.....people everywhere can do all kinds of things and they never "have it verified in a record book for the whole world to see"......you're just a tiny, jealous weakling AHAAHAHAH!1
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And he is homosexual.
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This dude (who was bigger than me, but more watery) was waiting for the incline bench, I had some 90s on the ground , and he placed his 45s right by them.... he asked how many sets I had left I told him two...
Then he saw my wieght and said "You think too long , you thinking wrong" ...I did my weight and looked at him and said, "since you lift bitch weight, sit there and bitch, wait"
He was OWn3d to say the least
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brainX is only interested in how much he can pull-over. hahahaa
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This dude (who was bigger than me, but more watery) was waiting for the incline bench, I had some 90s on the ground , and he placed his 45s right by them.... he asked how many sets I had left I told him two...
Then he saw my wieght and said "You think too long , you thinking wrong" ...I did my weight and looked at him and said, "since you lift bitch weight, sit there and bitch, wait"
He was OWn3d to say the least
Maybe he wanted to do some 40 reps incline flyes
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brainX is only interested in how much he can pull-over. hahahaa
tell brianX to keep it up on the pullovers......Lou and Arnold swear they "expand your ribcage" AHAAHAHAH!!!! What a fuggin tool!! Brutal delusions!!!
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Maybe he wanted to do some 40 reps incline flyes
He did do that in fact, where as I was pressing.. but dude came over and was tryin to be the Gym motivator...
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tell brianX to keep it up on the pullovers......Lou and Arnold swear they "expand your ribcage" AHAAHAHAH!!!! What a fuggin tool!! Brutal delusions!!!
hahahaha, oh brother, yes Man of Steel BrianX has to have his boyfriend sit on his legs when he does his pullovers because they're so skinny, hahaha, monster lack of leg training.
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last night there was a kid in the gym struggling with 40 pound barbell. He was doing those really LONG range of motion curls. like Literally CURLS instead of having the weight go relatively up and down in a straight line AS IT SHOULD BE. Gironda said so. I grabbed the 30, went next to him and told him to push his elbows much farther back and colapse the wrists to isolate the biceps and showed him. He said he does the curls in various different ways. Then I grabbed the 90 and did 6 reps. WHAT A BEAST I AM! lol.
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Haha yes his leggs are so tiny they aren't even visible to the eye with a microscope.
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hahaha, brainX considers his "leg day" to be a vigorous set of no-weight lunges and the abductor machine. hahahaha
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BUT he can do the whole stack on the adductor machine :o :o
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BUT he can do the whole stack on the adductor machine :o :o
hahaha Mars, are you sayin' he's accustomed to that position? hahaha
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BUT he can do the whole stack on the adductor machine :o :o
AAHAHAH!! Yes Mars, brianX prefers the adductor and adductor machines cause he "gets a good labia pump."
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AAHAHAH!! Yes Mars, brianX prefers the adductor and adductor machines cause he "gets a good labia pump."
This brianX guy must be a real bitch!!
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This brianX guy must be a real bitch!!
Oh, yes Kerry, he most certainly is that for sure.
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Shouldnt you girls go back to barbie dreamland, where you can molest ken all you want.....off to the Yboard now.....your lil pink ribbons in your hair are very pretty today.....yes,yes,yes.
Mmmmm Hmmmm ................run along now!!
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Shouldnt you girls go back to barbie dreamland, where you can molest ken all you want.....off to the Yboard now.....your lil pink ribbons in your hair are very pretty today.....yes,yes,yes.
Mmmmm Hmmmm ................run along now!!
HA HA HA!!! I bet these guys can't bench 150!!
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Shouldnt you girls go back to barbie dreamland, where you can molest ken all you want.....off to the Yboard now.....your lil pink ribbons in your hair are very pretty today.....yes,yes,yes.
Mmmmm Hmmmm ................run along now!!
careful, War-Horse. brianX is going to take offense at those comments. He only plays with wrestling "action figures." hahaha
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careful, War-Horse. brianX is going to take offense at those comments. He only plays with wrestling "action figures." hahaha
HA HA HA!!! You little girls plays with actin figures!!
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HA HA HA!!! You little girls plays with actin figures!!
Kerry Von Erichs thinks a good time is better spent playin dress up.
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Kerry Von Erichs thinks a good time is better spent playin dress up.
I told you already to shut up bitch. I dont know you but you say stupid things so mind your business and dont make me mad!!
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Had the day off work today so I visited my gym this mornin instead of my usual after work gym assault. On this particular morning I encounter a beast of a man.....150lbs, otomix ankle highs, knotted midriff tank, skull cap, straps/gloves/belt/bag/chalk, carbo drink, water jug, Ipod, cell, trainin journal and a savage gym scowl AHAHAHA!!! He says, "hey, big man, how bout a spot?" I agree and watch him wrap, chalk, belt, snort, skulk, breathe for 5 continuous mintues before finally layin down on the bench to brutalize 8 monstrous half reps!!!!! After this nasty set of pure intensity I say, "Daaaaaaaamn!!! You really tore that 185lbs up!! Think you can take it up another notch?" And he replies, "Nah, all done here....time to 'get her done' on the pec deck!" AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! I snickered while warming up with 35 reps of his 185lbs and then watched him get two more guys to spot on him on the pec deck for a brutal set of 9 with 1/3 the stack AHAAHHAH!!! Later I asked him in front of those same pec deck spotters, "damn you're huge....how big's taht chest? 37 inches?"
You're a cock MOS ::)
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You're a cock MOS ::)
You suck cock will.
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hahaha, will938 must be brianX's "workout" partner. They do intense sets of buddy assisted squat and thrusts. hahahaha
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I told you already to shut up bitch. I dont know you but you say stupid things so mind your business and dont make me mad!!
You should mind your own business. . . the title of the thread said Brutal Gym Owning...and we all know you dont know what the inside of a gym looks like
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You should mind your own business. . . the title of the thread said Brutal Gym Owning...and we all know you dont know what the inside of a gym looks like
I just came from the gym!!
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I just came from the gym!!
Doesn't count since all you did was work the glory hole at Golds San Francisco.
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Doesn't count since all you did was work the glory hole at Golds San Francisco.
Whats a glory hole?
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hahahahah Kerry Von Erich is a mans man .... he was in the photo shoot for Mens Excercies... hahaha
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hahahahah Kerry Von Erich is a mans man .... he was in the photo shoot for Mens Excercies... hahaha
Btich I told you to shut the fuck up!!!
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Whats a glory hole?
In san fran, when a guy wants to pleasure himself he sticks an errect penis in the hole of the wall, where on the other side you sit... hahahahahaha
Its the place where you work at .
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Btich I told you to shut the f**k up!!!
You so melting away right now .... go back to the glory hole you man whore
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You so melting away right now .... go back to the glory hole you man whore
I alreayd said Im not gay!! >:(
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I alreayd said Im not gay!! >:(
What does your boyfreind think about the decision
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I alreayd said Im not gay!! >:(
Translation = Just because he likes a face full of man gravy on a regular basis doesn't make him gay....it's because he likes to take one in the pooper on a regular basis.
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Weakling's Gym ;D ;D ;D
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Translation = Just because he likes a face full of man gravy on a regular basis doesn't make him gay....it's because he likes to take one in the pooper on a regular basis.
Wjat tje hell is your problem Showstoppa?
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hahahahah Kerry Von Erich is a mans man .... he was in the photo shoot for Mens Excercies... hahaha
I see "Jackoffjannah" Is trying to act like he's somebody again. ::)
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I see "Jackoffjannah" Is trying to act like he's somebody again. ::)
HA HA HA!! Jackoffjannah thats a good one!!
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hahaha, will938 must be brianX's "workout" partner. They do intense sets of buddy assisted squat and thrusts. hahahaha
Lets not even get started on your little sheep antics pea narse :P
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Lets not even get started on your little sheep antics pea narse :P
hahaha, will938 is still angry because he heard me calling his mom a filthy slut thru the wall of their double-wide when I was rearranging her colon. hahaha don't worry lil guy, she enjoyed it. hahaha
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hahaha, will938 is still angry because he heard me calling his mom a filthy slut thru the wall of their double-wide when I was rearranging her colon. hahaha don't worry lil guy, she enjoyed it. hahaha
Shut up Showstoppa!! Nobody here likes you so go fuck your Dad!
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Shut up Showstoppa!! Nobody here likes you so go f**k your Dad!
Now, now Kerri, while that behavior is the norm in your trailerpark, we civilized non-trailer park dwellers have more couth than that.
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Now, now Kerri, while that behavior is the norm in your trailerpark, we civilized non-trailer park dwellers have more couth than that.
Why dont you kiss my ass Shitsucka!!
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hahaha, will938 is still angry because he heard me calling his mom a filthy slut thru the wall of their double-wide when I was rearranging her colon. hahaha don't worry lil guy, she enjoyed it. hahaha
The best you could come back with was a mum joke? what a sad little c unt you are ::)
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The best you could come back with was a mum joke? what a sad little c unt you are ::)
Wasn't a joke, wanka, you remember you were curled in the fetal positon pleasuring yourself anally with your favorite 18" dildo? Surely your memory is better than that.
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Your little recollection would have been slightly more feasable had we not lived in completely different continents you wank stain ::)
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Your little recollection would have been slightly more feasable had we not lived in completely different continents you wank stain ::)
That the best you got? Wow, sorry, didn't mean to pick on a not-so-Special Olympian.
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That the best you got? Wow, sorry, didn't mean to pick on a not-so-Special Olympian.
And now you're just using what I have already said, nice try but perhaps you and other members of your bender squad need to get you joint IQ's together, it doesn't ammount to much I know, and come up with something original ::)
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And now you're just using what I have already said, nice try but perhaps you and other members of your bender squad need to get you joint IQ's together, it doesn't ammount to much I know, and come up with something original ::)
will938!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you puny little cocksuck!! How dare you speak to a Squad veteran like Showstoppa with such disrespect!! Tonight while you sit in the dark, roach-infested corner of your shitty family doublewide beatin your little pud and jammin your thumb up your queerass while Showstoppa takes his sweet time rectally devastating your mother you think about what you said today!!! Gayer than the jumbo hot pink buttplug your jam up your gay asshole!!!
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And now you're just using what I have already said, nice try but perhaps you and other members of your bender squad need to get you joint IQ's together, it doesn't ammount to much I know, and come up with something original ::)
go brush your tooth.
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go brush your tooth.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yes Showstoppa, will938 is a nasty, shoeless, unwashed, inbred, Medicaid-using, food stamp collectin, illiterate fuckhole isn't he?!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yes Showstoppa, will938 is a nasty, shoeless, unwashed, inbred, Medicaid-using, food stamp collectin, illiterate fuckhole isn't he?!!
Fo sho, MOS. The color of his mom's bedroom is well known throughout the 7th fleet. hahaha
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will938!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you puny little cocksuck!! How dare you speak to a Squad veteran like Showstoppa with such disrespect!! Tonight while you sit in the dark, roach-infested corner of your shitty family doublewide beatin your little pud and jammin your thumb up your queerass while Showstoppa takes his sweet time rectally devastating your mother you think about what you said today!!! Gayer than the jumbo hot pink buttplug your jam up your gay asshole!!!
You have lived a scary life MOS. :'(