Brutal gym owning today!!!!

[Man of Steel]

Had the day off work today so I visited my gym this mornin instead of my usual after work gym assault.  On this particular morning I encounter a beast of a man.....150lbs, otomix ankle highs, knotted midriff tank, skull cap, straps/gloves/belt/bag/chalk, carbo drink, water jug, Ipod, cell, trainin journal and a savage gym scowl AHAHAHA!!!   He says, "hey, big man, how bout a spot?"   I agree and watch him wrap, chalk, belt, snort, skulk, breathe for 5 continuous mintues before finally layin down on the bench to brutalize 8 monstrous half reps!!!!!   After this nasty set of pure intensity I say, "Daaaaaaaamn!!!   You really tore that 185lbs up!!  Think you can take it up another notch?"  And he replies, "Nah, all done here....time to 'get her done' on the pec deck!"   AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!   I snickered while warming up with 35 reps of his 185lbs and then watched him get two more guys to spot on him on the pec deck for a brutal set of 9 with 1/3 the stack AHAAHHAH!!!  Later I asked him in front of those same pec deck spotters, "damn you're huge....how big's taht chest?   37 inches?"

[sarcasm]

did you say hi to ironneck for me?

[Man of Steel]

did you say hi to ironneck for me?

Sorry didn't get the chance, ironneck took the "head" trainer into the back of men's locker room.....said he needed some post workout protein.

[War-Horse]

did you say hi to ironneck for me?

Sarjism, just had a sarjism.  

[sarcasm]

Sarjism, just had a sarjism.  

hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.

[ribonucleic]

I see two possibilities here.

1. Sarcasm's insulting of random passers-by (and the private gloating they inspire) struck Man of Steel as so cool that he decided to emulate it.

or

2. Sarcasm has so many stories like this that he needed more than one ID to tell them all.

Which of these is more likely is left as an exercise for the student.

[Man of Steel]

hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.

AHAHAHA!!!   Yes, his tubby idea of cardio is seeing how quickly he can down a 16 piece bucket of KFC......I heard his blood type is "cream gravy".

[War-Horse]

hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.

Pretty good, Thanks.

[Man of Steel]

I see two possibilities here.

1. Sarcasm's insulting of random passers-by (and the private gloating they inspire) struck Man of Steel as so cool that he decided to emulate it.

or

2. Sarcasm has so many stories like this that he needed more than one ID to tell them all.

Which of these is more likely is left as an exercise for the student.

Dear ribonucleic,


Suck a huge black cock.


The Squad

[War-Horse]

AHAHAHA!!!   Yes, his tubby idea of cardio is seeing how quickly he can down a 16 piece bucket of KFC......I heard his blood type is "cream gravy".

Mmmmm.   KFC.

[ribonucleic]

Dear ribonucleic,


Suck a huge black cock.


The Squad

I wouldn't know how - never having done anything like that before. Can you use your experience in that field to show me the steps?

[War-Horse]

Dear ribonucleic,


Suck a huge black cock.


The Squad

He cant, There all in your ass, at the moment.

[sarcasm]

Pretty good, Thanks.

i'll bet if you train hard enough and do 60 reps of barbell curls with 35lbs. you might be able to see the beginning of a vein.

[War-Horse]

i'll bet if you train hard enough and do 60 reps of barbell curls with 35lbs. you might be able to see the beginning of a vein.

Ill bet if you hung 35lbs off your dick.....you could finally call it a vein.

[sarcasm]

Ill bet if you hung 35lbs off your dick.....you could finally call it a vein.

that's not what your wife says.

[Man of Steel]

I wouldn't know how - never having done anything like that before. Can you use your experience in that field to show me the steps?

Visit your sister's website:  www.Isuckhugeblackcockswhilegettinanallyfistedbyotherrandomhoodrats.com

Apparently she has a Q&A section with all the info you'll need.

[War-Horse]

Visit your sister's website:  www.Isuckhugeblackcockswhilegettinanallyfistedbyotherrandomhoodrats.com

Apparently she has a Q&A section with all the info you'll need.

That sites name, is too long.    I lost interest, and went back to my KFC bucket.

[War-Horse]

that's not what your wife says.

It was her suggestion, for you.

[Man of Steel]

That sites name, is too long.    I lost interest, and went back to my KFC bucket.

Probably had too much chicken grease on your face and couldn't see the screen you bloated fatbody.

[War-Horse]

Probably had too much chicken grease on your face and couldn't see the screen you bloated fatbody.

The first part of the sentance was true.  But you lost me at the second half.


They dont call you the "Man of Fat" for no reason.

[brianX]

War-Horse could chop you into chop suey, "Man of Steel".

[War-Horse]

War-Horse could chop you into chop suey, "Man of Steel".

Its true.   He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards.

[Palpatine Q]

Its true.   He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards.

You smell that bad?

[ribonucleic]

You smell that bad?

PWNED!

[ManBearPig...]

Its true.   He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards.

i hope you'd brutalize him as much as you do the english language.