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« on: May 30, 2006, 04:05:01 PM »

Had the day off work today so I visited my gym this mornin instead of my usual after work gym assault.  On this particular morning I encounter a beast of a man.....150lbs, otomix ankle highs, knotted midriff tank, skull cap, straps/gloves/belt/bag/chalk, carbo drink, water jug, Ipod, cell, trainin journal and a savage gym scowl AHAHAHA!!!   He says, "hey, big man, how bout a spot?"   I agree and watch him wrap, chalk, belt, snort, skulk, breathe for 5 continuous mintues before finally layin down on the bench to brutalize 8 monstrous half reps!!!!!   After this nasty set of pure intensity I say, "Daaaaaaaamn!!!   You really tore that 185lbs up!!  Think you can take it up another notch?"  And he replies, "Nah, all done here....time to 'get her done' on the pec deck!"   AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!   I snickered while warming up with 35 reps of his 185lbs and then watched him get two more guys to spot on him on the pec deck for a brutal set of 9 with 1/3 the stack AHAAHHAH!!!  Later I asked him in front of those same pec deck spotters, "damn you're huge....how big's taht chest?   37 inches?"
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 04:07:25 PM »

did you say hi to ironneck for me?
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 04:11:24 PM »

did you say hi to ironneck for me?

Sorry didn't get the chance, ironneck took the "head" trainer into the back of men's locker room.....said he needed some post workout protein.
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2006, 04:11:58 PM »

did you say hi to ironneck for me?


Sarjism, just had a sarjism. Shocked  
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2006, 04:13:30 PM »


Sarjism, just had a sarjism. Shocked  
hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2006, 04:16:05 PM »

I see two possibilities here.

1. Sarcasm's insulting of random passers-by (and the private gloating they inspire) struck Man of Steel as so cool that he decided to emulate it.

or

2. Sarcasm has so many stories like this that he needed more than one ID to tell them all.

Which of these is more likely is left as an exercise for the student.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2006, 04:17:10 PM »

hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.

AHAHAHA!!!   Yes, his tubby idea of cardio is seeing how quickly he can down a 16 piece bucket of KFC......I heard his blood type is "cream gravy".
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2006, 04:17:59 PM »

hey Captain Smoothbody, how's it going? how did your brytal "cardio" workout go? hahahahahaha, monster time wasting.

Pretty good, Thanks. Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2006, 04:18:16 PM »

I see two possibilities here.

1. Sarcasm's insulting of random passers-by (and the private gloating they inspire) struck Man of Steel as so cool that he decided to emulate it.

or

2. Sarcasm has so many stories like this that he needed more than one ID to tell them all.

Which of these is more likely is left as an exercise for the student.

Dear ribonucleic,


Suck a huge black cock.


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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2006, 04:19:22 PM »

AHAHAHA!!!   Yes, his tubby idea of cardio is seeing how quickly he can down a 16 piece bucket of KFC......I heard his blood type is "cream gravy".


Mmmmm.   KFC.
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2006, 04:19:47 PM »

Dear ribonucleic,


Suck a huge black cock.


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I wouldn't know how - never having done anything like that before. Can you use your experience in that field to show me the steps?
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2006, 04:20:39 PM »

Dear ribonucleic,


Suck a huge black cock.


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He cant, There all in your ass, at the moment.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2006, 04:20:55 PM »

Pretty good, Thanks. Cheesy
i'll bet if you train hard enough and do 60 reps of barbell curls with 35lbs. you might be able to see the beginning of a vein.
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2006, 04:22:30 PM »

i'll bet if you train hard enough and do 60 reps of barbell curls with 35lbs. you might be able to see the beginning of a vein.



Ill bet if you hung 35lbs off your dick.....you could finally call it a vein.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2006, 04:23:38 PM »



Ill bet if you hung 35lbs off your dick.....you could finally call it a vein.
that's not what your wife says.
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2006, 04:26:29 PM »

I wouldn't know how - never having done anything like that before. Can you use your experience in that field to show me the steps?

Visit your sister's website:  www.Isuckhugeblackcocksw hilegettinanallyfistedby otherrandomhoodrats.com

Apparently she has a Q&A section with all the info you'll need.

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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2006, 04:29:39 PM »

Visit your sister's website:  www.Isuckhugeblackcocksw hilegettinanallyfistedby otherrandomhoodrats.com

Apparently she has a Q&A section with all the info you'll need.



That sites name, is too long.    I lost interest, and went back to my KFC bucket.
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2006, 04:30:45 PM »

that's not what your wife says.


It was her suggestion, for you. Cry
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2006, 04:33:30 PM »

That sites name, is too long.    I lost interest, and went back to my KFC bucket.

Probably had too much chicken grease on your face and couldn't see the screen you bloated fatbody.
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2006, 04:38:03 PM »

Probably had too much chicken grease on your face and couldn't see the screen you bloated fatbody.


The first part of the sentance was true.  But you lost me at the second half.


They dont call you the "Man of Fat" for no reason. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2006, 04:54:31 PM »

War-Horse could chop you into chop suey, "Man of Steel".
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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2006, 05:00:50 PM »

War-Horse could chop you into chop suey, "Man of Steel".


Its true.   He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards. Shocked
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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2006, 05:08:40 PM »


Its true.   He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards. Shocked
You smell that bad?
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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2006, 05:09:34 PM »

You smell that bad?

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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2006, 05:09:57 PM »


Its true.   He would assume the fetal position when i was with in 50 yards. Shocked

i hope you'd brutalize him as much as you do the english language.
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