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Post by: Soul Crusher on November 18, 2012, 05:47:00 PM
 :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: WOOO on November 18, 2012, 06:06:29 PM
no


that crap is for hipster athletes

some homo tries to hit me with a gladiator stick and i'll put a knife in him... real slow


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: WOOO on November 18, 2012, 06:08:07 PM
There were so many broads there it was not even funny.   Asses and boobs jiggling, bouncing, all over. 


not saying that it's not a good spectator sport...  :)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Maddy on November 18, 2012, 06:12:14 PM
no


that crap is for hipster athletes

some homo tries to hit me with a gladiator stick and i'll put a knife in him... real slow

WOOO
another getbig
tough guy


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2012, 06:17:59 PM
no


that crap is for hipster athletes

some homo tries to hit me with a gladiator stick and i'll put a knife in him... real slow

You sound like a real tough customer.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: WOOO on November 18, 2012, 06:26:38 PM
WOOO
another getbig
tough guy

You sound like a real tough customer.

not as tough
as your
mothers


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: bradistani on November 18, 2012, 06:41:15 PM
I went to one at Fenway Park today and saw tons and tons of hot chicks.   My boy was doing it and it did not seem all that hard so long as you have some cardio going on. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4aM0fpS0IU

that looks a blast  8)



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 18, 2012, 07:12:16 PM
All I know is that for the last 2 days I saw literally thousands of fit butts.  I saw thick healthy butts jumping, running, climbing, burpeeing, rowing, jogging, bouncing, coolies all over boston. 

You guys want to dismiss that fine - all im saying is that these races are a magnet for HOT babes. 


My wife got me into running races. After going to the first few, I told her it would be a good place for singles to meet people. Everyone is fit and health conscious.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: cannon_fodder on November 18, 2012, 07:22:10 PM
I did Tough Mudder Missouri on 13 October. It was a blast, and yes there were tons of hawt little bitches running around


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Aerian on November 18, 2012, 08:08:59 PM
These type of events are popping up all over the place and I for one do not mind one bit.  As many others have said, they are populated by tons and tons of hot females who need a to be dicked up and i do not mind this one bit.


The more activities that cause women to be fit and in shape the better.   Lord knows we have too many fatties roaming the earth that look like pure shardness when they get naked.  






Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: arce1988 on November 18, 2012, 11:09:28 PM
   Yes   during the USMC


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: pluck on November 19, 2012, 01:20:52 AM
These sort of races are like a bunch of frat guys that get together and trying to "out man" each other.

Really...running through mud, fire, ...bullshit obstacles.

Not saying it's easy, I'm sure it's tough. But the whole idea is very lame.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: dj181 on November 19, 2012, 01:58:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP6-Wsl4GHk

what a yummy body on this babydoll :P


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: _bruce_ on November 19, 2012, 02:22:43 AM
Go 4 It.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: oldtimer1 on November 19, 2012, 06:47:50 AM
Just silly. What happened to just running your local 5K, 10K or 5 miler? Now they came up with an event for hipsters and metro sexuals who really believe they are doing elite military training. I just don't know how they get into their car after wadding through mud. The one that I saw they had garden hoses at the end. Let me say it was quite a show watching the girls hose themself off at the end.

I can't remember the exact figure from Men's Health but they said the tough mudder is expected to make over 50 million this year. You have to sign a waiver for injuries and death. 


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on November 19, 2012, 09:53:46 AM
Just silly. What happened to just running your local 5K, 10K or 5 miler? Now they came up with an event for hipsters and metro sexuals who really believe they are doing elite military training. I just don't know how they get into their car after wadding through mud. The one that I saw they had garden hoses at the end. Let me say it was quite a show watching the girls hose themself off at the end.

I can't remember the exact figure from Men's Health but they said the tough mudder is expected to make over 50 million this year. You have to sign a waiver for injuries and death. 

What's happened?  It's evolved and gotten more fun.  What's the issue?



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: JasonH on November 19, 2012, 10:12:03 AM
There was one of those Tough Mudder things in the UK at the weekend. Looks like fun but I doubt I'd have the cardio skills in me yet to do 12 miles.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2234853/Mud-sweat-tears-Tough-Mudders-gruelling-12-mile-craze-sweeping-nation.html


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on November 19, 2012, 10:28:42 AM
We are getting a "Team" together fr this thing if you are interested in doing it. 


I'm doing one up here in May.  Are you talking about the June one?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Rich2 on November 19, 2012, 11:05:19 AM
I've run two Tough Mudders, and its a lot of fun. And you're right, tons of girls at those things. I'm not a big runner, but I get into it to prepare for the 12 miles. The best part is that all the running I do to prepare gives me an excuse to not to legs in the gym haha.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: bradistani on November 19, 2012, 12:17:21 PM
There was one of those Tough Mudder things in the UK at the weekend. Looks like fun but I doubt I'd have the cardio skills in me yet to do 12 miles.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2234853/Mud-sweat-tears-Tough-Mudders-gruelling-12-mile-craze-sweeping-nation.html

haha, what a laugh.. though these races look more like something the jackass lads would set up with shit like electric wires to zap you, than a hardcore test of physical endurance.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: CalvinH on November 19, 2012, 12:55:44 PM
I've done two Warrior Dash's
nothing like being covered in mud and sweat,ass slaps,hugs when you finish,booty shorts,and beer drinking!

....and there are some girls there also.




Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: CalvinH on November 19, 2012, 01:07:23 PM
Most of the meatheads in my gym wouldnt last 5 minutes doing real PT


First one I did was at Windam Mt,the ski resort.first mile and a half was up the mountain.I seriously thought of quiting.
second one was in Ct and it was flat with a lot of obstacles.that one I really enjoyed.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 19, 2012, 10:35:01 PM
I went to one at Fenway Park today and saw tons and tons of hot chicks.   My boy was doing it and it did not seem all that hard so long as you have some cardio going on. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4aM0fpS0IU

One of my trainers does them all the time. My son has done three and our athletes have done.two.as a team. They did a Spartan race this past weekend.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Donny on November 20, 2012, 05:21:01 AM
   Yes   during the USMC
yeah we did a lot too, i remember one place they called "the Dell" and it was stinking vile.. everything you would enjoy as a prize hog...lol. do not think they do it now because guys were coming down with skin problems, no joke. like 333386 wrote a lot of big guys would not make it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 30, 2012, 01:19:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGUuugNEUcU


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: NeoSeminole on November 30, 2012, 02:28:20 PM
did the Tough Mudder last year. At the very end, they spray you with a firehose before you run through live electrical wires


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 01, 2013, 05:55:20 PM
Just do some hard yard work and then chop some wood.  Much more fulfilling and difficult than these "races".


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 01, 2013, 06:02:18 PM
Not bragging - but im in pretty fucking good shape now.   It was between another bodybuilding show or a run of tough mudder and spartan races for a few months and I chose the races. 


Oh I was just drawing a mock.   ;)  Everyone knows thats the slaves occupation.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Howard on January 01, 2013, 06:15:32 PM
All I know is that for the last 2 days I saw literally thousands of fit butts.  I saw thick healthy butts jumping, running, climbing, burpeeing, rowing, jogging, bouncing, coolies all over boston. 

You guys want to dismiss that fine - all im saying is that these races are a magnet for HOT babes. 

Sounds like a good time to me.
I ran many a 5k staying on pace by following some sweet ass. Enjoy.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Howard on January 01, 2013, 06:23:54 PM
Focusing on the hot asses in front of you makes the time go by no? 

Im not kidding - these races are like magnets for tons and tons of hit fit chicks 

Part of the reason I joined a large , modern new gym was the number of fine ass training there.
I'm too old to do anything but I still enjoy being a pervert and looking while I train :P


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: WOOO on January 01, 2013, 06:37:43 PM
you sound depraved


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Howard on January 01, 2013, 06:40:18 PM
I really could not believe it when i went to my first race w my friend who did this. 

Who would ever have though so many hot chicks want to run in the mud annd do burpees? 

It was insane - the bars the night before in Boston filled with hot chicks for this, the race day - literally THOUSANDS of chicks in tight stretch pants running, jumping, stretching, bouncing right in your face everywhere 

My ideas on mud chicks and burpees is having anal sex with a drunk chick who has beer burps.
BUT your day sounds pretty good too


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 02, 2013, 01:25:44 PM
Went and watched it last year. VERY inspiring! That shit is no joke.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: WOOO on January 02, 2013, 01:27:18 PM
Go away troll 


pot calling kettle black?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Parker on January 02, 2013, 02:39:25 PM
I really could not believe it when i went to my first race w my friend who did this. 

Who would ever have though so many hot chicks want to run in the mud annd do burpees? 

It was insane - the bars the night before in Boston filled with hot chicks for this, the race day - literally THOUSANDS of chicks in tight stretch pants running, jumping, stretching, bouncing right in your face everywhere 
x2


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 04, 2013, 04:44:08 AM
I never did or seen a tough mudder but my friend said you have to see the girls hose them self off at the end. He said a few were like fuck it and pulled their shorts and top down to hose off the mud.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: SilverSpoon on January 04, 2013, 04:47:27 AM
A friend of mine shattered his ankle doing a Tough Mudder.

Shame on him for being a hipster.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 04, 2013, 04:51:04 AM
I just don't get these silly races. It's like pretending to be a soldier for a day. What's wrong with testing your endurance in a normal 5K without the silly M tv obstacles?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: SilverSpoon on January 04, 2013, 05:17:54 AM
Did he train for it? 

Yes, he is an avid cyclist/runner, but apparently going over one of the obstacles, another very untrained individual fell on him.

Shattered his ankle very badly.  Pins/screws.

Fuck that noise.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: WOOO on January 04, 2013, 05:20:10 AM
Yes, he is an avid cyclist/runner, but apparently going over one of the obstacles, another very untrained individual fell on him.

Shattered his ankle very badly.  Pins/screws.

Fuck that noise.

nasty


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 04, 2013, 06:29:39 AM
I just don't get these silly races. It's like pretending to be a soldier for a day. What's wrong with testing your endurance in a normal 5K without the silly M tv obstacles?

Because it's fun?

A 5k may seem like a challenge to someone who needs to sit at machine to hit side delts, but to people who can actually move, it's not really a test.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
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Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: SF1900 on January 04, 2013, 10:30:57 AM
Let me interpret the Tough Mudder and Spartan Races for Getbiggers. Here goes:

"I want to pretend that I am an elite warrior, struggling through difficult obstacles, and lifes circumstances but since I actually sit in my comfy house and job 7 days out of the week, I will run a tough mudder so I could pretend I am a badass"

 :) :)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 04, 2013, 10:33:49 AM
Let me interpret the Tough Mudder and Spartan Races for Getbiggers. Here goes:

"I want to pretend that I am an elite warrior, struggling through difficult obstacles, and lifes circumstances but since I actually sit in my comfy house and job 7 days out of the week, I will run a tough mudder so I could pretend I am a badass"

 :) :)

And, in reality:

"The Tough Mudder looks like it would be fun to do and I'd enjoy training for it, so I'm going to run it."

Hopefully it doesn't prohibit any future, intense rear delt training.



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: SF1900 on January 04, 2013, 10:42:41 AM
And, in reality:

"The Tough Mudder looks like it would be fun to do and I'd enjoy training for it, so I'm going to run it."

Hopefully it doesn't prohibit any future, intense rear delt training.



This is Getbig. We know the above is false  ;) ;)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 04, 2013, 10:55:28 AM
This is Getbig. We know the above is false  ;) ;)

You do have a point there.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 04, 2013, 12:58:20 PM
Because it's fun?

A 5k may seem like a challenge to someone who needs to sit at machine to hit side delts, but to people who can actually move, it's not really a test.

What you said is just dumb beyond belief. If you can run a fast 5K you can run a fast mudder race.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 04, 2013, 01:35:27 PM
What you said is just dumb beyond belief. If you can run a fast 5K you can run a fast mudder race.

What you just said is dumb beyond belief, or you just have no idea what you're talking about.

Running a little over 2 miles at a good pace does not mean you can do a 10 mile Tough Mudder.  It's not in the same universe.   

Even if you're really good at "fighting" through the lactic acid burn a serious set of tricep kick backs can generate.

http://toughmudder.com/obstacles/


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 04, 2013, 01:51:40 PM
What you just said is dumb beyond belief, or you just have no idea what you're talking about.

Running a little over 2 miles at a good pace does not mean you can do a 10 mile Tough Mudder.  It's not in the same universe.  

Even if you're really good at "fighting" through the lactic acid burn a serious set of tricep kick backs can generate.

http://toughmudder.com/obstacles/

So if you can run a good 10 mile race you would suck doing a 10 mile mudder.  Just stupid.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 04, 2013, 04:58:38 PM
So if you can run a good 10 mile race you would suck doing a 10 mile mudder.  Just stupid.

You said a 5K dipshit.   That's 3.1 miles, not 10.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 05, 2013, 12:02:13 PM
The ebook 33 mentioned is fantastic.  Full 12 week training course for free.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: WOOO on January 05, 2013, 12:19:51 PM
LOL. 

Im in great fucking shape right now jackass. 

Ive done 5 bodybuilding shows - you? 




i've done your mom 5 times


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Parker on January 05, 2013, 01:24:52 PM
What you just said is dumb beyond belief, or you just have no idea what you're talking about.

Running a little over 2 miles at a good pace does not mean you can do a 10 mile Tough Mudder.  It's not in the same universe.   

Even if you're really good at "fighting" through the lactic acid burn a serious set of tricep kick backs can generate.

http://toughmudder.com/obstacles/

how about this, go get a yoke, a plow, find an empty field. Muddy up said empty field, get under yoke and do a a "mud plow" as fast as you can.

Chances are no tough mudder will be a strenuous as that.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 05, 2013, 01:38:59 PM
how about this, go get a yoke, a plow, find an empty field. Muddy up said empty field, get under yoke and do a a "mud plow" as fast as you can.

Chances are no tough mudder will be a strenuous as that.

You seem to know a lot about getting your mud plowed.   Are there things?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Parker on January 05, 2013, 01:49:35 PM
You seem to know a lot about getting your mud plowed.   Are there things?
no, it's something that I came up with. When I was watching the fields get plowed at my grandmother's farm. Granted they used a tractor. And I mentioned it months ago

But, think about it. A field, 100 yards long. Modified yokes, and a plow. A muddy field. You are wearing work boots. You race 1 or more people either to the end, or up and down. The mud, and the plow add resistance. Great cardio and a quad workout at the same time.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 05, 2013, 03:12:49 PM
no, it's something that I came up with. When I was watching the fields get plowed at my grandmother's farm. Granted they used a tractor. And I mentioned it months ago

But, think about it. A field, 100 yards long. Modified yokes, and a plow. A muddy field. You are wearing work boots. You race 1 or more people either to the end, or up and down. The mud, and the plow add resistance. Great cardio and a quad workout at the same time.

No doubt it would be ridiculously hard.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 08, 2013, 04:07:35 PM
http://www.spartanrace.com/citi-field-obstacle-racing-spartan-sprint-2013.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=citi+field


Cool - they just announced one for April 13, 2013 at Citi Field where the Mets play.

I already signed up. 

NYC Getbiggers up for this?   

I'm getting shoulder surgery on Feb 1, just found out today.  Tough Mudder in May will be difficult, but I already paid the cash, so I'm going to have to make it work.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: mantronik on February 16, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
How bad were the electroshocks at Tough Mudder during the electric eel and the electroshock therapy?
How bad was the arctic enema?
My buddies and I are doing a TM in exactly 2 weeks from today (Miami)
Not looking forward to those shocks and that ice.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on February 16, 2013, 07:34:13 PM
How bad were the electroshocks at Tough Mudder during the electric eel and the electroshock therapy?
How bad was the arctic enema?
My buddies and I are doing a TM in exactly 2 weeks from today (Miami)
Not looking forward to those shocks and that ice.

Ours is June 1, and we wondering the same.  Keep us posted!


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Grape Ape on February 21, 2013, 05:50:27 PM
This GoRuck thing is for real.   Just got the bag and the bricks.   Time for wrapping them. 

What are they wrapped in?  Is it just to make a 30lb backpack?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Red Hook on February 21, 2013, 06:29:59 PM
There is one in NY at CitiField in April.  I am training for it

PM me if you are in NYC and want to do it


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: cannon_fodder on February 21, 2013, 06:35:23 PM
How bad were the electroshocks at Tough Mudder during the electric eel and the electroshock therapy?
How bad was the arctic enema?
My buddies and I are doing a TM in exactly 2 weeks from today (Miami)
Not looking forward to those shocks and that ice.

Electric Eel was the worst obstacle for me. So muddy that it's hard to crawl or get any grip, so the one wire that got you on the shoulder then gets you in the lower back and then the calf. It is quite a jolt. Electroshock wasn't as bad, just go full speed through it and you will be fine.

Arctic enema was not pleasant, but not as bad as I expected. When you duck under the beam in the middle be prepared for a bit of a shock, the amount of ice on the other side is crazy so getting to the surface was actually quite difficult. When you get out you will be bright red, but a couple minutes after you feel fine.

Funky Monkey was the most fun. We had an obstacle called the "Jesus Walk, about a quarter mile of knee deep muddy water, with random deep trenches, so you would be happily running along and the next second you would be over your head in water, that was real entertaining. Mount Everest was also a lot of fun.

It's a really fun event though, ton of people and lots of hot chicks. Enjoy it dude


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Spidey on April 10, 2013, 11:51:56 PM
Actually i did a tough mudder this past sunday. 10km twisted my ankle at km 7 had to leave  >:(
Lot of hot bitches


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: WOOO on April 13, 2013, 12:11:36 PM
Congrats on finishing


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Nomad on April 13, 2013, 04:38:05 PM

Thanks.   

Was not as hard as my training prepared me for.   But thiusands and thousands of hot chicks.   

Souinds like its the new crossfit. Dropping $200 to run and roll around in mud.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Montague on April 14, 2013, 02:56:00 AM
3,

Who sponsored and organized this event?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 14, 2013, 03:01:43 AM
WOOO
another getbig
tough guy
he is quite the killah who once drank his bosses piss in front of a crowd on a dare


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 14, 2013, 04:13:36 AM
Spartan Race teamed up w Reebok for these things.   Thy have a few more stadium events coming up.  Philly, milwaukee, fenway,

Sounds like you dock cock s with ugandan sailors


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 14, 2013, 04:26:42 AM
have you posted a pick yet fatso


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 14, 2013, 04:34:42 AM
Lol.   Dude i will crush you.   Have posted many pics.   Ill post some fom these soon.  Im happy finishing in top 13% overall considering i never did this before and there were so many people there.   Only room for improvement from here.

The only thing you will crush is your computer chair.

Hope this helps.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Nomad on April 14, 2013, 08:36:57 PM
Lol.   Dude i will crush you.   Have posted many pics.   Ill post some fom these soon.  Im happy finishing in top 13% overall considering i never did this before and there were so many people there.   Only room for improvement from here.

You were probably 30-35 lbs heavier then the average guy in the top 10%. I wouldn't bother trying to compare to a couple of running stick men.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Prototype on April 14, 2013, 11:10:08 PM
Good work man! Thanks for the report. Sounds fun. There's harder events too yeah?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Parker on April 14, 2013, 11:15:18 PM
good work...


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: TheTruth90 on April 16, 2013, 09:09:42 AM
Spartan Race is doing Fenway again in November 2013 - gonna sign up  - anyone interested?

Looks gay since they don't keep who is 1st, 2nd, 1000th, etc...


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: TheTruth90 on April 16, 2013, 09:13:49 AM
You get your results and placing afterwards by email by age, group, gender, overall, etc. 


Its really fun.  Was a lot more fun than i anticipated. 

how are they able to make sure everyone does all of it and doesn't cheat? Spotters at each station?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Montague on April 16, 2013, 09:20:10 AM
You know what - thats a good fucking question cause they do have spotters but there is some cheating. 

At the end before you hit the finish line there was 10 box jumps and a few blew past those.   Weak ass shit considering its in front of the entire crowd and spectators.   Also saw some cheat w the burpee penalties.  Not doing a real burpee or half assing it. 



Your next one may not be so lenient.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Red Hook on April 17, 2013, 06:37:10 AM
The difference between myself at top 13% and the top 10% was probably only a few minutes and I can bottlenecked a few times to where I could have easily sliced a few minutes off my time. 

Congrats man, like I said, I registered and trained for it but couldn't make it.

There are a couple of run/cycle races this year that I would like to do.  I can't believe that that is the only Spartan race to be held in NYC :(

What kind of training did you do? For me I ran hills on the treadmill, also did pull ups/chin up and push ups instead of heavy weights.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Red Hook on April 17, 2013, 06:48:32 AM
I posted my routines in the y thread and was 100% prepared for this. 

Dumbbell circuits, burpees, pops ups, a lot of pull ups and push ups, running only to up about 2 miles, sprints, etc. 

Ill try to re-post my routine.  Would not have changed a thing in retrospect whatsover. 


Since the weather is getting better in NY I am riding my bicycle more and more, I don't want to give that up.


I will incorporate some of routine into mine


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Montague on June 03, 2013, 12:37:12 AM
Didn't film it  - but race at Tuxedo NY was way harder than CitiField - endless hills, trails w rock climbing, 8 foot walls, and 40lb sandbag carry up the mountain sucked!   


Damn, dude; that's a rude awakening. You were expecting Tux to be way easier!

What's October going to truly be like?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Red Hook on June 03, 2013, 03:51:55 AM
Everyone said this was the hardest one yet for this venue.  There were tons of hills and trails and after every freaking hill a wall to climb.   Also it was hot so that didnt help.

Hey, on Saturday I rode my bicycle from Brooklyn to Harlem and back. I want to ride from Brooklyn to City Island this summer or over the GW bridge.

Where in the Bronx are you?



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 13, 2013, 05:23:17 PM
http://www.downanddirtymudrun.com/event-cities/new-york

How can I pass this up?  Its in da Bronx! 

Should be worth another 1000 posts, easy.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: King Shizzo on June 13, 2013, 05:53:23 PM
Should be worth another 1000 posts, easy.
;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: King Shizzo on June 13, 2013, 06:01:28 PM
You might be a King - but remember - I got 100k posts plus.   
Haha! Im glad people my people acknowledge the king.  :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Nomad on June 23, 2013, 06:06:59 PM
;)

Is this from Goruck?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Swollen_Powell on June 26, 2013, 06:56:37 PM
fuck I look like paying 100 dollars to run in dirt


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: BigCyp on June 27, 2013, 06:39:16 AM
It got me to train for better overall fitness a nd if $100 every 2 -3 months is the cost to keep training for these events - WELL worth it 

Very good point.

$300 or even $500 dollars is worth the motivation it would give you alone.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: BigCyp on June 27, 2013, 06:45:14 AM
I have found knowing I have something coming up in a month or two keeps me motivated and focused to train better.  The GoRuck events though scare the shit out of me compared to Spartan Race.  Supposed to be 10x harder and I have started training w the 50lb rucksack doing push ups pull ups etc, and fuck!  When 50lbs on your back - doing all this shit is way way harder

Not making excuses, but if I didn't have so many commitments at home/church every week I'd be all over this stuff.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: funk51 on August 19, 2013, 10:28:37 AM
I went to one at Fenway Park today and saw tons and tons of hot chicks.   My boy was doing it and it did not seem all that hard so long as you have some cardio going on.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4aM0fpS0IU
no, my mom gets mad when i soil my underwear. then she locks  me in the cellar for a month or two.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Parker on August 21, 2013, 11:36:35 AM
I college I was doing push-ups with weights in a backpack...and I didn't think it was hardcore...
Now, if you do it outside, it's considered hardcore...


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on August 21, 2013, 11:54:12 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=448544.0;attach=531783;image)

What's going on in this pic?  Are they trying to cornhole you?  It looks a lot like the famouse seen from deliverance.  Squeel like a pig.  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on August 21, 2013, 12:58:49 PM
Why don't you cut the bullshit and join the Marines?  Get yourself off to Afghanistan and find out just how tough you really are.  All this, it's just playing.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on August 21, 2013, 01:24:10 PM
Why don't you cut the bullshit and join the Marines?  Get yourself off to Afghanistan and find out just how tough you really are.  All this, it's just playing.

Yes, becasue recreational activity and devoting your life to the military are the same thing.   ::) ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on August 22, 2013, 06:21:28 AM

And?  Its challenging and forces me to train for overall fitness more than just a BB which was getting way boring for me.  Nothing more, nothing less. 

Deep down, you want to be a Navy Seal, but you don't want to get shot, admit it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: hrspwr1 on August 22, 2013, 06:27:47 AM
 I have carried logs and rocks, swinging sledgehammers, digging ditches and laying in dirt, throwing haybales in the hot sun etc.. around here its just called work. Fukn city people.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on August 22, 2013, 06:31:37 AM
Im 38 yo  - too old and self employed.

If I had to live life over - I would like to think I would have tried out and seen if I could make it.  Probably would not make it - but I would like to have tried.

I was just messin with you. but now that you got that off your chest see how much better you feel.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on August 22, 2013, 06:41:39 AM
I have carried logs and rocks, swinging sledgehammers, digging ditches and laying in dirt, throwing haybales in the hot sun etc.. around here its just called work. Fukn city people.

Ditto!  Felling trees, and splitting firewood with a maul seems to be a pretty good workout.   :-\


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on August 22, 2013, 06:49:50 AM
In NYC - you wield an Ax you are going to jail.   ;)  ;)

We have to do this hokey nonsense to get outside and do something different,   ;D

Have you considered moving?  Seriously, NY seems like a shitty place to live.  I was talking to some FDNY guys last week, and all they did was talk shit about the city, and taxes.  One of them said he lives outside the city in a $220,000.00 house, and pays $10,000 in property taxes.  WTF?  You seem like you need to get in touch with your granola side.   :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: funk51 on August 22, 2013, 09:45:22 AM
I have carried logs and rocks, swinging sledgehammers, digging ditches and laying in dirt, throwing haybales in the hot sun etc.. around here its just called work. Fukn city people.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   amen. try flipping 660 lb syrup drums for a couple of hours or loading trucks with items that weigh between 20-125 lbs for a 12 hour shift. let's see whose the  tuff mudder than. or just digging a hole and pulling large rocks out of it for 10- 12 hours.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: residue on August 23, 2013, 10:17:00 AM
Have you considered moving?  Seriously, NY seems like a shitty place to live.  I was talking to some FDNY guys last week, and all they did was talk shit about the city, and taxes.  One of them said he lives outside the city in a $220,000.00 house, and pays $10,000 in property taxes.  WTF?  You seem like you need to get in touch with your granola side.   :D


it only sucks if you're poor


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on August 23, 2013, 12:13:54 PM


it only sucks if you're poor

Yes, but a poor man could be rich if he moved somewhere else.   :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 09, 2013, 08:53:25 AM
Instead of training in the gym, I've been opening water bottles for a almost a month now (cost me a fortune), gained a good half pound of pure muscle, can see my veins on my forearms, dropped my BF to 12%. And I feel the urge to vote for the Conservatives for the first time of my life.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 11, 2013, 08:26:58 AM
I have carried logs and rocks, swinging sledgehammers, digging ditches and laying in dirt, throwing haybales in the hot sun etc.. around here its just called work. Fukn city people.

Just spit my drink all over my new computer screen. "Fucken city people"  ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 11, 2013, 09:20:22 AM
This guy has become one of my friends through GRC and Spartan Race.

This is why I do these things - the people you meet are great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xE3DNeX2WA

I wept!   :'( :'( :'(


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 11, 2013, 09:50:14 AM
isnt that crap for fit hipsters or hipster wannabees from the lower social classes who get a kick at participating in such events with people "from the top of the pyramid" ?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Natural Man on September 11, 2013, 09:54:20 AM
Not my video - but this was the course.   So many fucking hot women everywhere.  

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNsV1N2n2ZA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XJFcgigwCY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkWvONAnjbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATNaXD8SGUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6-rtSFUfQ



Does any of you finally gets to fuck the blond in the end? Or do you all go back home like frustrated morons while the whore got her weekly dose of ego boost?


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=448544.0;attach=522952;image)

What makes me laugh is that in a real SHTF situation most of you hypocrits would probably ignore the handicapped to focus on your own survival.

So these "events" are just an occasion for egocentrical, self absorbed narcissistic cities assholes who were too affraid to join the army to show off their fit physiques without risking much right?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Natural Man on September 11, 2013, 10:06:22 AM
The guy pulling the dude in the wheelchair is the guy Steve from the video I posted.

So what say you now chief? 

that you re a pathetic hypocritical attention whore?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Twaddle on September 11, 2013, 10:07:17 AM
The guy pulling the dude in the wheelchair is the guy Steve from the video I posted.

So what say you now chief?  

Does any of you finally fuck the blond in the end? Or do you all go back home like frustrated morons while the whore got her weekly dose of ego boost?


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=448544.0;attach=522952;image)

What makes me laugh is that in a real SHTF situation most of you hypocrits would probably ignore the handicapped to focus on your own survival.

So these "events" are just an occasion for egocentrical, self absorbed narcissistic cities assholes to show off their fit physiques right?

Why is he pulling him up the hill?  Is this one of the obstacles?  Do you take turns pulling him up the hill, and then he rolls back down to the bottom?  


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Natural Man on September 11, 2013, 10:09:49 AM
Why is he pulling him up the hill?  Is this one of the obstacles?  Do you take turns pulling him up the hill, and then he rolls back down to the bottom?  
lmfao.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 11, 2013, 10:24:57 AM
whatever the way you twist it "soulcrusher", this thread is just an opportunity for you to post pics of your sorry self posing with smaller clowns you probably subtly belittle all event long, your only pleasure in life. Nothing very interesting to browse thru.

Again there s nothing remotely impressive in doing for fun what many people do for a living without posting pics of themselves online. We get it, you re a city dweller who wants to affirm his masculine side lifting weights and doing that kind of shit but again, you re just pretending, just like all of these morons participating in such an event, nothing more.  We all know you re a pussy deep inside and i would never ever trust, count on any of you in case of a real shtf scenario. Those who show off the most are often those who shit their pants when the going gets really tough.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 11, 2013, 10:26:14 AM
This guy has become one of my friends through GRC and Spartan Race.

This is why I do these things - the people you meet are great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xE3DNeX2WA

At the 1:50 mark of this vid, the men are running and jumping through a campfire.  Why don't they just walk around it?  There's plenty of room on either side to walk around.  Do any of them get 2nd or 3rd degree burns?   ???


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: bigmc on September 11, 2013, 10:26:32 AM
whatever the way you twist it "soulcrusher", this thread is just an opportunity for you to post pics of your sorry self posing with smaller clowns you probably subtly belittle all event long, your only pleasure in life. Nothing very interesting to browse thru.

Again there s nothing remotely impressive in doing for fun what many people do for a living without posting pics of themselves online. We get it, you re a city dweller who wants to affirm his masculine side but again, you re just pretending, just like all of these morons participating in such an event, nothing more. 

your posts are full of the kind of patronizing shit

that only someone who truly hates himself can post


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 11, 2013, 10:28:49 AM
your posts are full of the kind of patronizing shit

that only someone who truly hates himself can post
The fuck are you babbling about. I perfectly love myself, it's clowns like him who make me laugh, as simple as that. He s the one posting all that crap and pictures of him every page or so, not me.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: bigmc on September 11, 2013, 10:31:01 AM
The fuck are you babbling about. I perfectly love myself, it's clowns like him who make me laugh, as simple as that. He s the one posting all that crap and pictures of him every page or so, not me.

calm down sparky

obviously hit a little too close to home

you need to address your self loathing

it will be difficult but you will  be a better person if you face your demons


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Montague on September 15, 2013, 05:52:46 AM
Did CMC - was easier than Spartan Race and ZERO compared to GoRuck.   

The Pit was challenging though - i got 74th out of about 5000 people. 

7 minutes AFAP 7 burpees, 7 kettlebell swings w 44lb, 7 Military Press.

Did 150 reps


What is AFAP.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Montague on September 15, 2013, 05:59:16 AM
As Fast As Possible.


Gotcha!


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 15, 2013, 10:38:45 AM

What is AFAP.

A quick self pleasuring. 


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 15, 2013, 11:57:14 AM
:D

Oh dear building pyramids now.   How long before toe touches and you start carrying "spirit balls?"




 ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 15, 2013, 12:06:16 PM
I guess Im a bottom  . . . . . . .  ;D :D

Was there any doubt? ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Montague on September 15, 2013, 12:06:47 PM
A quick self pleasuring. 


 :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 16, 2013, 05:26:54 AM
I participated in Tough Mudder St Louis this past Saturday.

Bunch of friends, pretty girls and a little cardio at the same time. Nothing wrong with that


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 16, 2013, 10:23:18 AM
so what does your imaginary girlfriend say about you doing this silly shit every weekend?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 16, 2013, 11:21:26 AM
so what does your imaginary girlfriend say about you doing this silly shit every weekend?

What makes this "silly"?

It's like a playground for adults, it really is  lot of fun with a big group of friends.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 16, 2013, 06:10:53 PM
hm,this thread is interesting, while i prefer do this kind of stuff alone, this motivated me to go run in the woods around here.

Yeah, but do you feel like a "real hardened" soldier after your run?    ???   :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 16, 2013, 06:12:05 PM
What makes this "silly"?

It's like a playground for adults, it really is  lot of fun with a big group of friends.

I'm a big kId myself. .. but the wading neck deep through filthy pond scum doesnt sound like fun to me.  I hate slimy shit.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 16, 2013, 06:21:51 PM
Unless you are next to a 20 something busty broad you feel up helping her over a few miles and feeling her up numerous times over a few walls, rope climbs, babed wire crawls etc    ;)

That's great and all except I'm not some hard up dude looking to get his rocks off molesting strangers.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 16, 2013, 06:23:31 PM
That's great and all except I'm not some hard up dude looking to get his rocks off molesting strangers.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 16, 2013, 06:49:11 PM
I'm a big kId myself. .. but the wading neck deep through filthy pond scum doesnt sound like fun to me.  I hate slimy shit.

Fair enough, TM is a little different, it's all "fresh" mud for the most part (if that helps any)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 16, 2013, 07:04:13 PM
I took along a BB type to Spartan Race over the summer who thought he was a tough guy  - idiot ended up in the ER due to not training properly

OK.   ???


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 16, 2013, 07:14:31 PM
That's great and all except I'm not some hard up dude looking to get his rocks off molesting strangers.
Kind of weird that waterboy would admit to intentionally inappropriately touching women during these events.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 16, 2013, 07:20:51 PM
Why the fuck not? 

Gee I dunno... It's called sexual harassment,  inappropriate touching.  Youre a fucking lawyer.

Touch my GF like that and you go to the hospital chester the molester.

What were you raised by wolves ?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 16, 2013, 07:28:14 PM
There are THOUSANDS of hot chicks at these things - FACT
How many have you fondled under the guise of "helping" them ???


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 16, 2013, 07:32:38 PM
How many have you fondled under the guise of "helping" them ???

Maybe someone should relay these comments from Chris to the women who attend these events.



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 16, 2013, 07:33:49 PM
Maybe someone should relay these comments from Chris to the women who attend these events.


Seems dangerous to have a guy like that running loose at these events.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 16, 2013, 07:39:37 PM
Seems dangerous to have a guy like that running loose at these events.

I'm not even kidding dude. . Is this guy for real ?  I'm sure these people all know "bottle boy"..shouldn't be too hard to get these comments on some Goruck boards.

I think maybe the women would want to know he intentionally feels them up as he "helps" them.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on September 17, 2013, 01:17:57 AM
Oh dear building pyramids now.   How long before toe touches and you start carrying "spirit balls?"




 ;D
:D :D :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 17, 2013, 02:45:07 AM
How many have you fondled under the guise of "helping" them ???

This should be the new motto of these goruck/Spartan things.  "Thousands of hot fitness chicks that you can grab, grope, and fondle.  All under the guise of helping them"   :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 17, 2013, 02:57:04 AM
Aquafina-style fondling= your hands all over these women for hours but nowhere near opening them up.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 03:22:41 AM
Why the fuck not? 

Because it is pathetic maybe?  We all know you are pathetic anyway, but this is  a bit low even by your standards.  You just revealed yourself as the major loser we know you are.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 03:28:31 AM
How big of a loser can you be?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: CalvinH on September 17, 2013, 03:54:07 AM
fitness, and trendy fitness fads stuff girls are all mentally insane.

the whole lot of them.




So true.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 04:12:14 AM
How big of a loser can you be?

x2

Does your man crush Stokes know about your women molesting tendencies?  Should he be linked to these posts here?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 05:27:41 AM
Post a recent pic fat boy.

That's your response ?  You're a fucking sex offender.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 17, 2013, 06:17:20 AM
That's your response ?  You're a fucking sex offender.
x2
No amount of justification makes it right.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 06:17:29 AM
That's your response ?  You're a fucking sex offender.

He has no answer to his shitty personal character so he has to deflect it anyway he can.  

Little Johnny Rambo has already told us he goes there because of his man crush on the instructor and now admits that he gropes innocent women nonstop.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 06:32:55 AM
Sociopath : A low self esteem person who has an antisocial personality disorder that is seeping with an aggressive, perverted, criminal mind with an amoral behavior that lacks empathy and remorse.

Traits of a Sociopath :
The person fails to establish normal social relationships, hides from every day social interaction, exhibits a complete detachment from reality as evidence by on going delusions.
The person cannot maintain normal relationships with their family, friends and co-workers.
They are found living at the periphery of the society. A study carried out with the homeless people of New York as subjects, showed that most of them were sociopaths.
The person is deceitful and is used to lying repeatedly, easily exposed, uses aliases and ignores instances when they are caught and confronted with their lies.
They are impulsive and do not take responsibility for their own behavior instead fall into the victim role in efforts to justify their actions.
They are easily irritated and become aggressive, but shy away from confrontations and altercations due to their low self esteem.
They have little or no regard for the safety, credibility or character of others and even their own.
They are irresponsible people, who cannot sustain themselves with consistent work behavior and cannot honor financial obligations.

So what happens when a sociopath finally leaves his internet and tries to interact with the rest of society?  We get shit like this :

Unless you are next to a 20 something busty broad you feel up helping her over a few miles and feeling her up numerous times over a few walls, rope climbs, babed wire crawls etc    ;)

Why the fuck not?  

There are THOUSANDS of hot chicks at these things - FACT


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 17, 2013, 06:44:51 AM
I told the idiot to start doing pull ups , burpees, running, etc.    We had a long monkey bar obstacle and he pulled his bicep

Bodybuilders don't do chinups/pullups?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 06:49:47 AM
LMFAO at lurker - not even 30 yo and already resorting to Test (and bragging about it - lol) and still fat and still out of shape.


 

 

A bodybuilder who uses steroids posting on a bodybuilding site.  Imagine that.   ::)

A perverted midget full of bitterness and self loathing resorting to fondling unsuspecting women at events.  And bragging about it.  Imagine that.  And you are proud of it.

You = loser


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 17, 2013, 06:54:17 AM
Most in my gym can't or don't since they cant manage more than 3-5 unassisted and don't want to look foolish. 

Do they spend all their time on the treadmills or something? Even in the shitty little "health club" I go to most people are doing chins


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 07:05:01 AM
Do you compete?  No  - so again - why you need roids before 30 yo?

Are you in the military?  No.  So why do you need to do military style obstacle courses?  Oh yeah.... to feel up girls as you admitted.

Quote
Posted by: Soul Crusher
I live in guido filled area - most do bench / curl / bis / tris / maybe some pull downs - little else

Well what do you expect from crappy Italians with shitty morals?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 17, 2013, 07:18:33 AM
Most in my gym can't or don't since they cant manage more than 3-5 unassisted and don't want to look foolish. 

C'mon surely you exaggerate, Chins are a core exercise, even a girl can do 3 to five.  Didn't mean to call you shirley


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 07:48:25 AM
You grope unsuspecting women...lowlife.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 08:04:38 AM
No I don't - a lot of them ask for help over a wall or something.  most of the time Im flying by all these people regardless. 

LOL. you just said you did, and were quite pleased with yourself.   Its quoted...so you can't delete it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 17, 2013, 08:12:51 AM
You guys are arguing with a dude that could be outwitted by a bottle of water. Perspective, people.    ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 08:13:30 AM
You guys are arguing with a dude that could be outwitted by a bottle of water. Perspective, people.    ;D

Gold  ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 17, 2013, 08:28:17 AM
You guys are arguing with a dude that could be outwitted by a bottle of water. Perspective, people.    ;D
;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 08:29:13 AM

Go crazy glue a bottle of water and try opening it 

You are such a blunt, obvious instrument.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 08:32:50 AM
Other than making a stirrup formation with your hands, I'm trying to figure out how you could help a woman climb a wall, etc., without placing your hands on her in such a way that may likened to groping. And I'm trying to figure out how the woman wouldn't have already comprehended this before making the request.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 17, 2013, 08:48:03 AM
Other than making a stirrup formation with your hands, I'm trying to figure out how you could help a woman climb a wall, etc., without placing your hands on her in such a way that may likened to groping. And I'm trying to figure out how the woman wouldn't have already comprehended this before making the request.

They have comprehended it, and they don't give a shit.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 08:59:35 AM
No I don't - a lot of them ask for help over a wall or something.  most of the time Im flying by all these people regardless. 

You fucking liar.  You admitted to doing this and tried to justify it.


LOL. you just said you did, and were quite pleased with yourself.   Its quoted...so you can't delete it.

No shit.   Hmm... talk about accuracy here :


Sociopath : A low self esteem person who has an antisocial personality disorder that is seeping with an aggressive, perverted, criminal mind with an amoral behavior that lacks empathy and remorse.

Traits of a Sociopath :
The person fails to establish normal social relationships, hides from every day social interaction, exhibits a complete detachment from reality as evidence by on going delusions.
The person cannot maintain normal relationships with their family, friends and co-workers.
They are found living at the periphery of the society. A study carried out with the homeless people of New York as subjects, showed that most of them were sociopaths.
The person is deceitful and is used to lying repeatedly, easily exposed, uses aliases and ignores instances when they are caught and confronted with their lies.
They are impulsive and do not take responsibility for their own behavior instead fall into the victim role in efforts to justify their actions.
They are easily irritated and become aggressive, but shy away from confrontations and altercations due to their low self esteem.
They have little or no regard for the safety, credibility or character of others and even their own.
They are irresponsible people, who cannot sustain themselves with consistent work behavior and cannot honor financial obligations.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 09:01:32 AM
A midget, a molester, a liar and a closet fag walk into a bar....

The bartender says "what's up soul crusher?"


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 09:05:31 AM
They have comprehended it, and they don't give a shit.

Is it possible that some are requesting assistance because they've comprehended it?



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 17, 2013, 09:14:46 AM
Is it possible that some are requesting assistance because they've comprehended it?



If I'm the one they requested it from, yes.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 09:17:44 AM
If I'm the one they requested it from, yes.

I have a feeling the selections they make would tell the tale pretty clearly.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 17, 2013, 09:19:49 AM
I have a feeling the selections they make would tell the tale pretty clearly.

Kidding aside, your original point stands.  Help them over high obstacles, fireman carry, etc.  and you're bound to hit some of the good spots.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 10:04:46 AM
Kidding aside, your original point stands.  Help them over high obstacles, fireman carry, etc.  and you're bound to hit some of the good spots.

Yep. And I don't think the women are unaware of that. In fact, they may be the most aware of it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: Darren Avey on September 17, 2013, 10:06:41 AM
no


that crap is for hipster athletes

some homo tries to hit me with a gladiator stick and i'll put a knife in him... real slow

Shit, such anger, best not mess with you


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 17, 2013, 10:33:43 AM
Last Sunday I was at a small local 5K charity road race that my kids were running in. All of a sudden I saw 3 black guys go by that were obviously African. I said to my wife I don't know what they are doing in this little race but let me tell you those guys are going to win. It turns out they were Ethiopian and the winner ran a 13 minute something 5K that was 9 seconds away from the Gold Medal time in the last Olympics. They were one, two and three. They actually ran the race faster than a commercial treadmill can go and they kept it up for the 3.1 mile race.  I'm sure they entered just to do a training run and to collect the $500 dollar prize money for just having a usual training day. 


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 11:24:54 AM
Says the 20'thing w Low-T 

Says the admitted serial molester with low self esteem.



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 11:28:43 AM
Says the admitted serial molester with low self esteem.



I really have no beef with this guy, but come on...you think you're gonna  gloss over admitting you molest women ? and it'd not an exaggeration, that's exactly what he's doing.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: THE BOUNCER on September 17, 2013, 11:30:56 AM
Only molest the willing!  8)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 11:32:44 AM
Gee I dunno... It's called sexual harassment,  inappropriate touching.  Youre a fucking lawyer.

Touch my GF like that and you go to the hospital chester the molester.

What were you raised by wolves ?
something tells me "soulcrusher" isnt who he pretends to be in many ways. Also something tells me he s the kind of guy who likes to be close to women in tough mudder events, probably the only way for him to approach any female,  but never gets any real action with any of them outside of it, simply because everyone realizes he s gay... but him.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 11:33:39 AM
I really have no beef with this guy, but come on...you think you're gonna  gloss over admitting you molest women ? and it'd not an exaggeration, that's exactly what he's doing.

Don't you like how he was so proud of himself when he admitted it but then when it was pointed out what a lowlife bitch move it was, he wanted to try to deny the whole thing.

LOL!!  Fucking loser.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 11:44:45 AM
The "Soul crusher" obviously got his soul crushed.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 11:48:09 AM
Hey homo - you are not even 30 yo and need Test - off yourself you weak pathetic pos.   I really don't think it gets more pathetic than a 20 something nerd needing test - go clean for a few years and lets see where you are at 38.


LMFAO - needing Test not even 30 yo?   LOL!!!!  Really - probably the most laughable thing I have heard in years


it gets a lot more pathetic.....for instance a guy in his mid 30's bragging that he grabs girls private parts on purpose,  if they have the bad luck to stumble while this fucking pervert is nearby.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 11:51:12 AM
The "Soul crusher" obviously got his soul crushed.

No shit.  Look at his meltdown.  Look at him go.   LOL!!!!

Can't get more pathetic than a midget with an admitted man crush on his Crossfit instructor having to own up to being a serial groper in an effort to keep his closet door shut.  


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 11:53:50 AM
Nope - Soul Crusher is clean - lean - 38 - kicking ass and firing on all cylinders  


LMFAO at lurker.  Not even 30 yo needing Test.   LMFAO!!!!   Pathetic and pure twink right there.  

Sad and pathetic at the same time - ZERO balls and mental commitment  
you re still a pathetic loser who go at sporting events to impress smaller shorter skinnier men and who grope unsuspecting women he ll never be able to bang cause he s awkyardly gay tho. Im also pretty sure you re not a lawyer.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 11:56:16 AM
Nope - Soul Crusher is clean - lean - 38 - kicking ass and firing on all cylinders 


LMFAO at lurker.  Not even 30 yo needing Test.   LMFAO!!!!   Pathetic and pure twink right there. 

Sad and pathetic at the same time - ZERO balls and mental commitment   

Meltdown.

A bodybuilder using steroids?  Who would have thought it?  Especially here on a bodybuilding board.   ::)

Maybe someone should sign up to the GoRucks board and FaceBook page and post a few screen captures of this midget bragging about how he deliberately molests women.  I'm sure the women, their husbands/boyfriends/brothers/friends and the instructor would love to know there is a molester hanging around and bragging about his gropes.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 17, 2013, 11:57:50 AM
something tells me "soulcrusher" isnt who he pretends to be in many ways. Also something tells me he s the kind of guy who likes to be close to women in tough mudder events, probably the only way for him to approach any female,  but never gets any real action with any of them outside of it, simply because everyone realizes he s gay... but him.

this is the best point. I mean this soul crusher talks a big game but look at the facts. He has so many posts on here that beyond doing these ridiculous races and posting what else can he humanly have time for? Claims to be a lawyer but doesnt seem to work. Claims to have a girlfriend - is she invisible - when does he spend time with her? He appeared to be sitting alone at that Mets game. All I see is a short guy with Napoleon syndrome who has no friends, spends a RIDICULOUS amount of time online, goes to these races specifically withthe hope to get laid and is generally a total loser. If anyone sees anything different please inform me, because I am just stating what I believe normal people would see based on his life on and off line.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 11:59:26 AM
In the past three pages alone there has been half a dozen people to call this closet fag midget a lowlife, loser and other accurate names for bragging about his molesting habit.

Yet he ignores everyone and instead focuses on me.  Should I be honored or worried?  Will he steal my nickname too in an effort to idolize me like he did Chris Stokes?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 11:59:41 AM
Meltdown.

A bodybuilder using steroids?  Who would have thought it?  Especially here on a bodybuilding board.   ::)

Maybe someone should sign up to the GoRucks board and FaceBook page and post a few screen captures of this midget bragging about how he deliberately molests women.  I'm sure the women, their husbands/boyfriends/brothers/friends and the instructor would love to know there is a molester hanging around and bragging about his gropes.

It's in the works  ;)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:04:08 PM
this is the best point. I mean this soul crusher talks a big game but look at the facts. He has so many posts on here that beyond doing these ridiculous races and posting what else can he humanly have time for? Claims to be a lawyer but doesnt seem to work. Claims to have a girlfriend - is she invisible - when does he spend time with her? He appeared to be sitting alone at that Mets game. All I see is a short guy with Napoleon syndrome who has no friends, spends a RIDICULOUS amount of time online, goes to these races specifically withthe hope to get laid and is generally a total loser. If anyone sees anything different please inform me, because I am just stating what I believe normal people would see based on his life on and off line.

How can anyone with a girlfriend (a real one that is) have such a lack of respect for her and himself to go around and molest other women under the guise of "helping them"?  Seriously, explain to me how you can look your girlfriend in the eye after bragging online how you deliberately grope and molest other women. 

Well here is one explanation for it.  But would love to hear an explanation from the midget himself that doesn't include lying, deflecting or trying to deny what he has already said.

Traits of a Sociopath :
The person fails to establish normal social relationships, hides from every day social interaction, exhibits a complete detachment from reality as evidence by on going delusions.
The person cannot maintain normal relationships with their family, friends and co-workers.
They are found living at the periphery of the society. A study carried out with the homeless people of New York as subjects, showed that most of them were sociopaths.
The person is deceitful and is used to lying repeatedly, easily exposed, uses aliases and ignores instances when they are caught and confronted with their lies.
They are impulsive and do not take responsibility for their own behavior instead fall into the victim role in efforts to justify their actions.
They are easily irritated and become aggressive, but shy away from confrontations and altercations due to their low self esteem.
They have little or no regard for the safety, credibility or character of others and even their own.
They are irresponsible people, who cannot sustain themselves with consistent work behavior and cannot honor financial obligations.



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 12:04:46 PM
Come on bros. SC has his ways, but he's an okay dude. Just let him go through his processes, just like every one of us has to go through our own.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:05:46 PM
It's in the works  ;)

Oh shit.... I smell another name change from him coming up.  Unless he runs crying to the mods and Ron again for protection.  Unfortunately, screen captures have been made.   ;)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:07:04 PM
this is the best point. I mean this soul crusher talks a big game but look at the facts. He has so many posts on here that beyond doing these ridiculous races and posting what else can he humanly have time for? Claims to be a lawyer but doesnt seem to work. Claims to have a girlfriend - is she invisible - when does he spend time with her? He appeared to be sitting alone at that Mets game. All I see is a short guy with Napoleon syndrome who has no friends, spends a RIDICULOUS amount of time online, goes to these races specifically withthe hope to get laid and is generally a total loser. If anyone sees anything different please inform me, because I am just stating what I believe normal people would see based on his life on and off line.
Exactly,  fucking loser as i exposed him earlier in the thread; it's all about whoring for attention.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 17, 2013, 12:08:28 PM
Come on bros. SC has his ways, but he's an okay dude. Just let him go through his processes, just like every one of us has to go through our own.

no he actually isnt ok. Its beyond obvious that he lies about his life. Look at it, it just doesnt add up. He's short and bald so really, he is not getting laid, I dont care what kind of shape he is in. Short and bald never cuts it with women in any way shape or form. He will only make posts in threads about him or involving him, he is beyond arrogant. There really isnt anything ok about him at all. And doing these races to meet and or touch chicks is simply gross.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:09:31 PM
How can anyone with a girlfriend (a real one that is) have such a lack of respect for her and himself to go around and molest other women under the guise of "helping them"?  Seriously, explain to me how you can look your girlfriend in the eye after bragging online how you deliberately grope and molest other women.  




Easy; It s all fake. He has no gf. Someone who has a gF doesnt go outside to grope other women.


no he actually isnt ok. Its beyond obvious that he lies about his life. Look at it, it just doesnt add up. He's short and bald so really, he is not getting laid, I dont care what kind of shape he is in. Short and bald never cuts it with women in any way shape or form. He will only make posts in threads about him or involving him, he is beyond arrogant. There really isnt anything ok about him at all. And doing these races to meet and or touch chicks is simply gross.
The more you bragg and boast especially online about it, the less action you see in real life.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 17, 2013, 12:11:03 PM
he quoted himself. Wow. Point proven.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:13:02 PM
You FAT FUCKS who need help - pm me - wont disclose - I promise
Oh god here we go again.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 12:13:59 PM
Easy; It s all fake. He has no gf. Someone who has a gF doesnt go outside to grope other women.

The more you bragg and boast especially online about it, the less action you see in real life.

that and the fact that he spends every single weekend at these races. I don't know about anyone else...but me leaving my girl home every single weekend wouldn't fly for very long. he's obviously a bullshitter.  


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 17, 2013, 12:14:28 PM
I can't believe I'm defending him but c'mon, sure he goes nuts when it comes to Obama but he was there when 911 happened.  That's gotta fuck with your head.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: ukjeff on September 17, 2013, 12:15:37 PM
I can't believe I'm defending him but c'mon, sure he goes nuts when it comes to Obama but he was there when 911 happened.  That's gotta fuck with your head.
I saw it on the TV from multiple angles, Im fine.   ???


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:15:42 PM
Come on bros. SC has his ways, but he's an okay dude. Just let him go through his processes, just like every one of us has to go through our own.
he appears to me to be a fake internet tough guy, a childish loser with a big mouth.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 17, 2013, 12:16:07 PM
that and the fact that he spends every single weekend at these races. I don't know about anyone else...but me leaving my girl home every single weekend wouldn't fly for very long. he's obviously a bullshitter.  

wow good point. Theres zero chance he has a gf. Online in weekdays trying to portray a life that isnt real and at those stupid races on weekends trying to sell his bullshit to women who find him creepy, short and bald.

Epic reality coming out now.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 12:17:22 PM
I saw it on the TV from multiple angles, Im fine.   ???

ha ha


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:17:35 PM
Come on bros. SC has his ways, but he's an okay dude. Just let him go through his processes, just like every one of us has to go through our own.

Our "processes" don't include deliberately violating another person's personal space and body for self gratification and then bragging about it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 17, 2013, 12:18:14 PM
I saw it on the TV from multiple angles, Im fine.   ???

You think watching D Day is the same as being there? ::)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:18:25 PM
If you knew the number of dudes who are all muscled up and in fact probably never seen a real vagina with their own eyes.

Or/and, might I add, who never fought with their little fists once in their whole life.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 12:20:33 PM
You think watching D Day is the same as being there? ::)

you mean 9/11 ?  I was there.  watched both planes hit from the BQE.

The only time I ever think about it is when someone brings it up. life goes on.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:21:36 PM
Sounds like "soul crusher" spends a lot of time pretending, more than being.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:23:02 PM
that and the fact that he spends every single weekend at these races. I don't know about anyone else...but me leaving my girl home every single weekend wouldn't fly for very long. he's obviously a bullshitter.  

Don't forget the fact that every major holiday - Thanksgiving, Xmas, NYE, etc.. he is sitting online making 50-60 post ON THIS SITE ALONE by himself.  There won't be anyone else posting and he will be sitting there doing his little cut and paste jobs, talking to himself.  That is just on this site.  Not counting the other sites he trolls as well.  

When confronted with the facts about himself he responds like a typical sociopath loser by trying to deflect the topic to someone else or talk about anything and everything but the topic at hand.  


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 12:27:59 PM
Our "processes" don't include deliberately violating another person's personal space and body for self gratification and then bragging about it.

If a woman asked you to assist her over a wall under such conditions, how would you go about it?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:28:38 PM
You think watching D Day is the same as being there? ::)

Dude this isn't about 9/11.  His mental problems existed lonnnnngggg before 9/11 was even in the planning stages.  This stupid ass has had his brain pickled since birth and Obama sent him over the edge.  He used to talk about carrying a survival style duffel bag everywhere he went because Obama getting elected was going to cause riots in the streets and full scale war was going to break out.  Does this sound like someone who is right in the head to you?   He only changed his name on here because he was scared that Obama would see him on tv and find all his psychotic posts on here wishing death and harm to the people of this country.   His mental issues are well documented on this board.  


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 17, 2013, 12:29:34 PM
you mean 9/11 ?  I was there.  watched both planes hit from the BQE.

The only time I ever think about it is when someone brings it up. life goes on.

 People are built different.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 12:30:17 PM
Sorry, guys, but I'm seeing some crazy obsession taking place.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:32:41 PM
If a woman asked you to assist her over a wall under such conditions, how would you go about it?

Step in my hand for a boost up.  Or if at the top of the wall reach down and pull her up.  If that didn't work, then point her in the direction of the nearest kitchen.

Unlike that midget molester, I don't have to spend fifteen minutes getting myself into a position to "help" her just for a free grope.   ::)

Kind of sad for these women that go to these things just wanting to have some fun and all, without knowing some piss ant molester is running around with ulterior motives.  


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 17, 2013, 12:33:16 PM
  He used to talk about carrying a survival style duffel bag everywhere he went because Obama getting elected was going to cause riots in the streets and full scale war was going to break out.  

Okay, that was funny.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 12:34:50 PM
If a woman asked you to assist her over a wall under such conditions, how would you go about it?

I doubt they "ask" him for a damn thing.  and inadvertent contact is just that....inadvertent .   Bragging that you intentionally grope women...repeatedly..is a little different


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:35:48 PM
Dude this isn't about 9/11.  His mental problems existed lonnnnngggg before 9/11 was even in the planning stages.  This stupid ass has had his brain pickled since birth and Obama sent him over the edge.  He used to talk about carrying a survival style duffel bag everywhere he went because Obama getting elected was going to cause riots in the streets and full scale war was going to break out.  Does this sound like someone who is right in the head to you?   He only changed his name on here because he was scared that Obama would see him on tv and find all his psychotic posts on here wishing death and harm to the people of this country.   His mental issues are well documented on this board.  
Simply put, he s just a loser.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 12:36:43 PM
By the way, wondering where you guys were when The Gropinator was doing his thing for real.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:37:50 PM
Okay, that was funny.

That is also 100% true.  He claimed he had 3 duffel bags already packed up with survival gear and canned food in them.  1 for his home, 1 for his office, and 1 that he carried everywhere with him when he was going in between those two places.  He used to preach on here about how The End was going to occur and we should all be prepared for it.

Truly has mental issues.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:38:58 PM

Kind of sad for these women that go to these things just wanting to have some fun and all, without knowing some piss ant molester is running around with ulterior motives.  
wrong. they go to these shit events because just like the "men" who go there, they are pure attention whores who hope to  score some rich muscular alpha male. But they soon realize all the 30ish morons are poor betas who pretend to be tough guys driving a leased sport car but living in their mom's basement while working at the local computer shop. Ultimately these whores end fucking a skinny tattooed or a rich fat old dude who treat them like shit and dont give a fuck about them, only use them as sexual toys which is exactly, what they are. They cant cook nor take care of a house or kids anyways.  


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 12:39:57 PM
Step in my hand for a boost up.  Or if at the top of the wall reach down and pull her up.  If that didn't work, then point her in the direction of the nearest kitchen.

Unlike that midget molester, I don't have to spend fifteen minutes getting myself into a position to "help" her just for a free grope.   ::)

Kind of sad for these women that go to these things just wanting to have some fun and all, without knowing some piss ant molester is running around with ulterior motives.  

You're giving women far too little credit in the brains department, bro. They know what's up WAY more than the guys in many cases.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:42:09 PM
I doubt they "ask" him for a damn thing.  and inadvertent contact is just that....inadvertent .   Bragging that you intentionally grope women...repeatedly..is a little different

No shit.  Most likely he hangs around offering a free "assist" to every female that comes by.  Squinty eyes raking over them and snake like smile firmly in place.   Doing a mental fist pump and "YES" after he "scores" with each one.

The part I can't get over is how proud he is of his actions by coming on here and bragging about it.    Just watch when some girl complains about it and her husband/bf/brother/friend pounds the shit out of his little short ass he is going to post here claiming it was "juicer BBer having roid rage for no reason".   ::)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 12:44:02 PM
You're giving women far too little credit in the brains department, bro. They know what's up WAY more than the guys in many cases.

oh..so they know guys are going to grab their pussy if they fall..so they fall on purpose.  ::)

 another Getbig virgin...LOL   "all women are whores.....aaaaargh!!!"  hahahaahaaaaaaa


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 12:44:34 PM
wrong. they go to these shit events because just like the "men" who go there, they are pure attention whores who hope to  score some rich muscular alpha male. But they soon realize all the 30ish morons are poor betas who pretend to be tough guys driving a leased sport car but living in their mom's basement. Ultimately these whores end fucking a skinny tattooed or a rich fat old dude who treat them like shit and dont give a fuck about them, only use them as sexual toys which is exactly, what they are. They cant cook nor take care of a house or kids anyways.  

So they have high aspirations is what you are saying?  How does that mean it is ok for someone below their minimum standards to grope them without permission?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 17, 2013, 12:49:02 PM
wrong. they go to these shit events because just like the "men" who go there, they are pure attention whores who hope to  score some rich muscular alpha male. But they soon realize all the 30ish morons are poor betas who pretend to be tough guys driving a leased sport car but living in their mom's basement. Ultimately these whores end fucking a skinny tattooed or a rich fat old dude who treat them like shit and dont give a fuck about them, only use them as sexual toys which is exactly, what they are. They cant cook nor take care of a house or kids anyways.  

Wow nailed it.

And all this time I thought the hot, in shape girls were just there to have a good time and enjoy the event.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 17, 2013, 12:51:07 PM
oh..so they know guys are going to grab their pussy if they fall..so they fall on purpose.  ::)

 another Getbig virgin...LOL   "all women are whores.....aaaaargh!!!"  hahahaahaaaaaaa

Women don't need you to do their thinking for them, Groink. If they perceive a problem, I have no doubt they would report the issue to event security.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 17, 2013, 12:56:22 PM
Wow nailed it.

And all this time I thought the hot, in shape girls were just there to have a good time and enjoy the event.
if by having a good time /enjoying the event you mean getting all the attention they starve for then yes, it could be described that way.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 17, 2013, 01:49:36 PM
Nope - Soul Crusher is clean - lean - 38 - kicking ass and firing on all cylinders 


LMFAO at lurker.  Not even 30 yo needing Test.   LMFAO!!!!   Pathetic and pure twink right there. 

Sad and pathetic at the same time - ZERO balls and mental commitment   
All this pic needs is a drop sheet and baling wire. Got the rest of the abduction stuff all set out.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 17, 2013, 02:59:25 PM
Booom   - no roids - 38 - not even dieting for a show -

Now and you and Lurker - Go!!!!! 



yes, you have an excellent build. I can only wish I looked like this (at my height however not short like you). However, it doesnt take away one bit from the fact that you spend retarded amounts of time on the internet, have no social life OBVIOUSLY, have severe self esteem issues, very few friends, no girlfriend no way no how, and are a complete creep to women you dont know (you sunk your own ship on that one by admitting it).

So in the end does a six pack of abs compensate for the massive list of downfalls and insecurities you have? You tell me.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 17, 2013, 03:05:28 PM
yes, you have an excellent build. I can only wish I looked like this (at my height however not short like you). However, it doesnt take away one bit from the fact that you spend retarded amounts of time on the internet, have no social life OBVIOUSLY, have severe self esteem issues, very few friends, no girlfriend no way no how, and are a complete creep to women you dont know (you sunk your own ship on that one by admitting it).

So in the end does a six pack of abs compensate for the massive list of downfalls and insecurities you have? You tell me.
The guy's OCD, prbably M/D. You sure?    ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 17, 2013, 03:09:37 PM
WTF is this?

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/62/f3qe.jpg)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 17, 2013, 03:19:18 PM
WTF is this?

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/62/f3qe.jpg)
The bottom is a floatie. Probably in case he submerges his 'date' for the night, and wants to know which way is 'up' or 'down,' after he's done lodging her in the reservoir.   


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 04:22:32 PM
Booom   - no roids - 38 - not even dieting for a show -

Now and you and Lurker - Go!!!!! 



29 and don't need to attend silly Johnny Rambo Junior exercise sessions just to molest females and get my kicks bragging about it.

BOOOOM - your turn - GO!!!


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 04:32:02 PM
Hahahaha let's be honest here.  This retarded midget goes to these crossfit-in-disguise races and brags about molesting females participants there.  What's the point of molesting these women anyway?  All those dippy fitness women and he can't even get one to go home with him.  Instead he talks about befriending some homeless looking bearded males he met there.

Considering this closet fag's man crush behavior that he exhibits on here all the time, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to spell this one out.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 17, 2013, 04:47:05 PM
Soul Queefer getting picked on in this thread.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 04:52:28 PM
I got over ten years on you. - no drugs - and you still ain't got a thing on me. 

I am not an admitted molester perhaps?  Does that count?

You figured out your excuse yet when GMA learns the midget they interviewed over the water bottle incident is an admitted molester?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 17, 2013, 05:49:46 PM
hm good point, but maybe hes just kinda gentleman and enjoys the sex quietly ???

maybe the bragging only goes so far :P

Good point.  Like I said, he is just a closet fag that likes the penis.  This entire claim of feeling women up during the races was just a fuck all claim he made to try to cover his penis sniffing tracks but it backfired on him.  So now he will either own up to be a female cowardly molester or a closet penis hound. 



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 17, 2013, 05:58:28 PM
Good point.  Like I said, he is just a closet fag that likes the penis.  This entire claim of feeling women up during the races was just a fuck all claim he made to try to cover his penis sniffing tracks but it backfired on him.  So now he will either own up to be a female cowardly molester or a closet penis hound.  

Which brings me back to this picture.  WTF is this in the picture.  It appears to be a cock ring, with a rainbow dolphin attached to it.  WTF is the meaning of this?   ???

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/62/f3qe.jpg)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 17, 2013, 06:52:29 PM
Pole Muncher losing his cool after admitting to signing up for events just to cop a cheap feel off unsuspecting women.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 17, 2013, 06:58:00 PM
Booom   - no roids - 38 - not even dieting for a show -

Now and you and Lurker - Go!!!!! 



Looking at this picture I can see you have a couple of screws loose. (I will not drink and type anymore)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 07:23:25 PM
Pole Muncher losing his cool after admitting to signing up for events just to cop a cheap feel off unsuspecting women.

The really fucked up thing is he's cool with it. 

"Yeah I grope women's private parts.. what's the big deal? "  ::)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: flinstones1 on September 17, 2013, 07:26:44 PM
Do you compete?  No  - so again - why you need roids before 30 yo?

lots of toxins in the environment unfortunately causing young guys to have low test levels. I think all men should be on some form of TRT to get their levels in the high normal range.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 17, 2013, 07:33:28 PM
lots of toxins in the environment unfortunately causing young guys to have low test levels. I think all men should be on some form of TRT to get their levels in the high normal range.

Why wouldn't anyone want to be at their best, as they were intended to be.....before we became fat, estrogen -laden fucks.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: flinstones1 on September 17, 2013, 07:42:34 PM
Why wouldn't anyone want to be at their best, as they were intended to be.....before we became fat, estrogen -laden fucks.

yeah my dad is prescribed 200mg every two weeks himself.  he's never felt better


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: flinstones1 on September 17, 2013, 08:20:59 PM
I really could not believe it when i went to my first race w my friend who did this. 

Who would ever have though so many hot chicks want to run in the mud annd do burpees? 

It was insane - the bars the night before in Boston filled with hot chicks for this, the race day - literally THOUSANDS of chicks in tight stretch pants running, jumping, stretching, bouncing right in your face everywhere 

lol this guy for real ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 17, 2013, 10:37:40 PM
so lemme get this straight. This guy gets accused (well self admitted it appears) of molesting chicks and his defense is "You fatties are too fat to sprint 400 yards"

um, can you dig your own hole any deeper?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: flinstones1 on September 18, 2013, 03:56:08 AM
You're giving women far too little credit in the brains department, bro. They know what's up WAY more than the guys in many cases.

a slightly above average woman can have sex with just about any guy she wants any time she wants


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 04:08:53 AM
Pole Muncher losing his cool after admitting to signing up for events just to cop a cheap feel off unsuspecting women.

The really fucked up thing is he's cool with it. 

"Yeah I grope women's private parts.. what's the big deal? "  ::)


It's not just one or two quick gropes, he admits that he gropes them "NUMEROUS" times over the course of a few miles.   
Talk about a stalking predator.

As if this midget couldn't be a bigger loser than we already knew.


Unless you are next to a 20 something busty broad you feel up helping her over a few miles and feeling her up numerous times over a few walls, rope climbs, babed wire crawls etc    ;)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 04:12:17 AM
so lemme get this straight. This guy gets accused (well self admitted it appears) of molesting chicks and his defense is "You fatties are too fat to sprint 400 yards"

um, can you dig your own hole any deeper?

Oh yeah, he can.  And he will.  He always does.  Thing is, my test levels were measured at 1009 on Sept 2nd and I haven't even started my cycle yet.   ;D  But in his impotent, infertile and insecure little mind... he has to grasp SOMETHING to justify making it ok to be a serial molester.




Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 18, 2013, 04:14:09 AM
SoulCrusher is a man with religious values. He knows that this kind of molestation is not a sin you can't be forgiven for (look at the catholic Church). It's just a felony.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 04:19:02 AM
lol this guy for real ;D

Now we know why he went there so much.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 18, 2013, 08:52:24 AM
SC, clear this up right now: The women that you've assisted over obstacles, and that you've handled in such a way that may otherwise be described as "feeling up"...please describe the initial communication that took place between her and you, and please describe any communication subsequent to initial physical contact.

(if you don't want to, then don't even acknowledge this post)

Will be back.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 18, 2013, 09:13:42 AM
Its more like this - chick jumps up to hop over wall - cant do it - needs assistance or falls down - help her ass over the wall. 

Chick needs boost to get over A frame wall - help out. 

Chick gets stuck on cargo net - help out

Some of the fat asses on this site who would be a whimpering mess after 400 yards are making a ton more out of my comment than it was intended to be and anyone who has done one of these knows exactly what I mean.


FYI - the most laughable types on these courses are the bloofy BB types.  No endurance, stamina, functional fitness whatsoever.


listen. I dont think theres an issue for anyone on here admitting they couldnt do the race without falling over out of breath. I couldnt do a 400 yard sprint and most on here cant. THATS NOT THE ISSUE.

You skirt the facts that you have many issues with women. Besides that, you are online way too much to say you are a lawyer, you obviously dont work at all. Your self esteem and napoleon syndrome issues are through the roof, clearly being short and bald has crushed your self worth. And look man, it doesnt matter what kind of shape you are in, you are short and bald, women just arent into you. You "help" these women at these races to cop a feel and hopefully meet one, although unbeknownst to you they are 100% creeped out by you. Obviously you dont have a gf or you wouldnt be out there creeping out other women.

But hey, we cant sprint 400 yards. If thats our only problem compared to the multiple issues you have, I'll take it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 09:31:22 AM
Unless you are next to a 20 something busty broad you feel up helping her over a few miles and feeling her up numerous times over a few walls, rope climbs, babed wire crawls etc    ;)

Doesn't sound like assisting to the rest of us.  Sounds exactly like what it is.  Molesting.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2013, 09:35:37 AM
I ran to my mailbox once.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 18, 2013, 09:39:08 AM
Doesn't sound like assisting to the rest of us.  Sounds exactly like what it is.  Molesting.

Or embellishing online, quite a novel concept


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 09:40:08 AM
Are you calling yourself a liar?  You admitted you did it numerous times over the miles and bragged about it.  Then when you didn't get the response you expected on here where other people supported your felonious actions you had a nuclear meltdown.  

As soon as it was clear screen shots were being taken of your own words to send out to these goruck boards and facebook pages you ran away offline.  

You = pathetic failure.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 09:41:37 AM
Or embellishing online, quite a novel concept

Who embellishes creepy immoral behavior like that?

Then again, you could be right.  Seeing how his man crush on Obama and that crossfit instructor are at scary levels this entire "feel girls up" could just be a smokescreen to cover up his penis sniffing tracks.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 18, 2013, 09:42:14 AM
Yeah - believe what you want.  Anyone who has done one these knows exactly what I mean.  For all of the events I have done - most of the time im running w a team or few people I know - so its not like you are imagining it to be.


As for last event I did:  CMC -   scored 150 in The Pit  - Top 1.5% of everyone.  

PM me when you are serious about getting in shape - no grudges held.  

 



I just realized (Im slow) you simply dont have a clue and are totally delusional and narcissistic. Wow.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 18, 2013, 09:44:43 AM
Who embellishes creepy immoral behavior like that?

Then again, you could be right.  Seeing how his man crush on Obama and that crossfit instructor are at scary levels this entire "feel girls up" could just be a smokescreen to cover up his penis sniffing tracks.

A boost and maybe a little push on the butt/thighs to get them up and over. Hardly seems immoral to me, I doubt there is actual boob,poon groping


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 09:46:33 AM
I just realized (Im slow) you simply dont have a clue and are totally delusional and narcissistic. Wow.

Sound familiar?

Traits of a Sociopath :
The person fails to establish normal social relationships, hides from every day social interaction, exhibits a complete detachment from reality as evidence by on going delusions.
The person cannot maintain normal relationships with their family, friends and co-workers.
They are found living at the periphery of the society. A study carried out with the homeless people of New York as subjects, showed that most of them were sociopaths.
The person is deceitful and is used to lying repeatedly, easily exposed, uses aliases and ignores instances when they are caught and confronted with their lies.
They are impulsive and do not take responsibility for their own behavior instead fall into the victim role in efforts to justify their actions.
They are easily irritated and become aggressive, but shy away from confrontations and altercations due to their low self esteem.
They have little or no regard for the safety, credibility or character of others and even their own.
They are irresponsible people, who cannot sustain themselves with consistent work behavior and cannot honor financial obligations.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 09:49:26 AM
A boost and maybe a little push on the butt/thighs to get them up and over. Hardly seems immoral to me, I doubt there is actual boob,poon groping

Does this sound like a little push on the butt/thighs?  

Quote
Quote from: Soul Crusher on September 16, 2013, 07:14:34 PM
Unless you are next to a 20 something busty broad you feel up helping her over a few miles and feeling her up numerous times over a few walls, rope climbs, babed wire crawls etc

Inadvertently it could happen once or twice.  But to deliberately trail her over miles and continue to do so?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 18, 2013, 09:49:37 AM
A boost and maybe a little push on the butt/thighs to get them up and over. Hardly seems immoral to me, I doubt there is actual boob,poon groping
Cannon fondler showing up late to the party.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 18, 2013, 09:51:21 AM
Cannon fondler showing up late to the party.
Hahaha, yeah, I can imagine the kind of "cannons" he fondles...


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 18, 2013, 09:51:34 AM
Cannon fondler showing up late to the party.

My 400 time is pretty slow


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 09:51:44 AM
Hey fatso - you are not even 30 yo and resorting to Test cause you cant hack it any other way.    Where will you be at 40 yo other than 350lbs of sludge on a couch downing beers? 

Never been called fat in my life.  I guess that is your own insecurities talking to you again.   ::)  Nor do I drink beer.   ::)  Really grasping for straws aren't you loser boy?

But if it help you justify being a loser to the extent of molesting females before heading home to your imaginary girlfriend then believe it if you want.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 18, 2013, 09:52:19 AM
Hahaha, yeah, I can imagine the kind of "cannons" he fondles...

I've got video


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 18, 2013, 09:55:31 AM
Hey fatso - you are not even 30 yo and resorting to Test cause you cant hack it any other way.    Where will you be at 40 yo other than 350lbs of sludge on a couch downing beers? 

you are finished, grasping at straws at a high level. All you do is resort to calling people fat and slow. Who cares about these comebacks of yours? Not lurker, simply because the guy most likely isnt fat. And he does test under 30? Shit I did a pile of test under 30, so whats your point? You really make shit difficult for yourself on here.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: ukjeff on September 18, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
My point is that if you are under 30 - doing roids, and still not even close to being in respectable shape - have no natural base whatsoever - and tossing barbs at me who is near 40 who is clean for life and more fit by a factor of at least 10  - STFU cause you already know those fake bloofy water muscles are fake and not real. 

Like a guy renting a Ferrari for a day driving around town trying to convince people he is a millionaire - same bogus nonsense. 

 


TBH mate, natty or user, none of its real, stop lifting and they disappear.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 18, 2013, 10:07:20 AM
My point is that if you are under 30 - doing roids, and still not even close to being in respectable shape - have no natural base whatsoever - and tossing barbs at me who is near 40 who is clean for life and more fit by a factor of at least 10  - STFU cause you already know those fake bloofy water muscles are fake and not real. 

Like a guy renting a Ferrari for a day driving around town trying to convince people he is a millionaire - same bogus nonsense. 

 



no man, you are missing the point. No one cares if lurker is 400 pounds and 55%fat. No one cares about any of that. The point here is that you have a lot of issues, you lie about a lot, your self esteem is in the shitter, you cant stand being short and bald and the list goes on and on. You are just so beyond reality that all you do is yip about people being out of shape. I think maybe you should look in the mirror and see something besides your abs, like a really fucked up in the head human being.

And you know, YOU KNOW you have hit rock bottom when ukjeff is defending you and being your buddy on getbig. Thats when its time to pack er in


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2013, 10:09:26 AM
no man, you are missing the point. No one cares if lurker is 400 pounds and 55%fat. No one cares about any of that. The point here is that you have a lot of issues, you lie about a lot, your self esteem is in the shitter, you cant stand being short and bald and the list goes on and on. You are just so beyond reality that all you do is yip about people being out of shape. I think maybe you should look in the mirror and see something besides your abs, like a really fucked up in the head human being.



lol at the guy with 20 accounts on a bodybuilding message board talking about other peoples issues.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 18, 2013, 10:17:23 AM
LOL - yeah self esteem issues - being in better shape than 99% of the fat fucks on this site . . . . . . . . .

first of all to grape ape. I had one other account on here, absolutely. No clue what the log in info is so had to make another account. I absolutely admit I had one other account.

Soul Crusher. You just dictated your entire mindset and problems by saying you see self esteem being about being in better shape than most everyone on here. If you think people in the world measure their self esteem by the shape they are in, you are in a lot of trouble in the head. Its pretty much a fact a large % of people in the gym are there because they have low self esteem. Raising it goes far beyond getting shape.

I genuinely, and I mean genuinely feel sorry for you. You have many many problems and a gruesome outlook on life. I promise not to be on your case anymore on getbig as you are a total mess.

Get some help.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 18, 2013, 10:57:59 AM
Once 33333386 got exposed he backed off the racism, then the water bottle thing happened and he had Ron delete his posts and change his name to Pole Muncher so people wouldn't connect the racism, now he acts high and mighty about being in shape...definitely has self esteem issues.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:14:09 AM
Who said I wasn't in shape?  LOL!   Having to grasp at straws about something you don't know to justify being a perverted loser is pretty pathetic.

He admits to being a molester and the only way he can excuse being such a loser is to offer training advice?  LMAO!!


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: ukjeff on September 18, 2013, 11:15:33 AM
I still hate ghetto animals and worthless leeches and Obama voters - nothing changed. 

 ;)
Bottle thing gone away then?

Fame is a fickle and fleeting thing isn't it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 18, 2013, 11:15:42 AM
Once 33333386 got exposed he backed off the racism, then the water bottle thing happened and he had Ron delete his posts and change his name to Pole Muncher so people wouldn't connect the racism, now he acts high and mighty about being in shape...definitely has self esteem issues.

You say racism like its a bad thing.   :-\


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 18, 2013, 11:17:58 AM
You say racism like its a bad thing.   :-\
Where ???


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 18, 2013, 11:18:58 AM
Where ???

 ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:20:51 AM
LOL - yeah self esteem issues - being in better shape than 99% of the fat fucks on this site . . . . . . . . .

Yeah.  Self esteem issues.

The guy that sits on the internet 24/7, weekends and major holidays included.  Unless he is out molesting women.
The guy that idolizes a crossfit instructor with such an obsession that he steals his nickname to use on this board.
The guy that shits bricks and has to run to Ron to change his username because he thought Obama would find him on here.
The guy that wakes up everyday so full of self loathing and bitterness over his own life that he meltdowns in every single post.
The guy that has to attend crossfit adventure crap and molest females on the sly.  All those females and he can't bring one back home.  Instead he makes "buddies" with homeless looking bearded men.

That guy is a FAILURE.  That guy is YOU.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: ukjeff on September 18, 2013, 11:28:24 AM
http://www.isitlowt.com


For you - pathetic.   Not even 30 yo needing T shots.   LMFAO!!!!
You may find out you need T shots if you ever get a girlfriend.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:32:05 AM
http://www.isitlowt.com


For you - pathetic.   Not even 30 yo needing T shots.   LMFAO!!!!

My T isn't low.  And when I start my cycle it will be much higher.  Thanks for inquiring.  I know you are really worried about it to justify your insecurities.


mo·lester
[muh-lest] Show IPA

1. One who engages for sake
to bother, interfere with, or annoy.
2. One who willingly decides
to make indecent sexual advances to.
3. One who commits or attempts
to assault sexually.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:33:15 AM
You may find out you need T shots if you ever get a girlfriend.


BBOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

But of course Pole Toucher has to first overcome his closet queerness.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:37:16 AM
What part of "don't need" do you not understand?

LOL!!  You keep offering me training advice?  Knowing what a closet fag you are and seeing that you already admitted to being a serial molester, do you think I - or anyone else - is stupid enough to fall for that? 

You wanna give me a spot pretty fucking bad don't you queer boy?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:39:29 AM
What part of "don't need" do you not understand?

LOL!!  You keep offering me training advice?  Knowing what a closet fag you are and seeing that you already admitted to being a serial molester, do you think I - or anyone else - is stupid enough to fall for that? 

You wanna give me a spot pretty fucking bad don't you queer boy?

x2


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 18, 2013, 11:40:24 AM
What are some popular Goruck boards ?

Just curious is all.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:43:36 AM
What are some popular Goruck boards ?

Just curious is all.

This guy will know.

https://www.facebook.com/chris.g.stokes?fref=ts

The original Soul Crusher.  (Another man crush victim)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:48:48 AM
What are some popular Goruck boards ?

Just curious is all.

https://www.facebook.com/GORUCK

Everybody loves a heads up.

 ;)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 18, 2013, 11:51:55 AM
Its more like this - chick jumps up to hop over wall - cant do it - needs assistance or falls down - help her ass over the wall. 

Chick needs boost to get over A frame wall - help out. 

Chick gets stuck on cargo net - help out

Some of the fat asses on this site who would be a whimpering mess after 400 yards are making a ton more out of my comment than it was intended to be and anyone who has done one of these knows exactly what I mean.


FYI - the most laughable types on these courses are the bloofy BB types.  No endurance, stamina, functional fitness whatsoever.


Sprinting 400 yards is only useful if running from the cops.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:56:52 AM
What part of "don't need" do you not understand?

LOL!!  You keep offering me training advice?  Knowing what a closet fag you are and seeing that you already admitted to being a serial molester, do you think I - or anyone else - is stupid enough to fall for that? 

You wanna give me a spot pretty fucking bad don't you queer boy?

x3


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 11:59:44 AM



mo·lester
[muh-lest] Show IPA

1. One who engages for sake
to bother, interfere with, or annoy.
2. One who willingly decides
to make indecent sexual advances to.
3. One who commits or attempts
to assault sexually.


x2


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2013, 12:01:07 PM
Idiots -

2:26  forward - example of what I was talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BO6Yg3GNtc
How can you do all these events and post all day and night?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 18, 2013, 12:13:12 PM
Idiots -

2:26  forward - example of what I was talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BO6Yg3GNtc

Watched the whole thing, this is new to me, nothing like this around here. Not knocking it, anything that gets people off their assses is good, but I prefer the gym, that reminds me too much of work. I didn't see too much intensity,  I'm pretty wiped when I leave the gym and that only takes two hours out of my day.  Do you have to pay to enter these things? How much?  Are there score cards? Prizes?  Guy wearing the camera was unimpressive.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: ukjeff on September 18, 2013, 12:22:23 PM
CMC was the easiest event I have done so far.  The Pit was fun just to see how many reps I could get - not nearly as hard as Spartan Race, TM, and not even on the radar w GR
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/201/105/AND-NOT-A-SINGLE-FUCK-WAS-GIVEN-THAT-DAY+1.jpg)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: ukjeff on September 18, 2013, 12:25:45 PM
;D

Only thing Obama cares about is scoring OE, crack, chooms, and grifting and looting the taxpayer w his thug wife 
All the characteristics of a great President.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 18, 2013, 12:26:27 PM
CMC was the easiest event I have done so far.  The Pit was fun just to see how many reps I could get - not nearly as hard as Spartan Race, TM, and not even on the radar w GR

Cost?  Prizes, plastic trophies?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 12:27:18 PM
Cost?  Prizes, plastic trophies?

Free gropes obviously.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 18, 2013, 12:28:29 PM
Free gropes obviously.

Where do I sign up? ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 18, 2013, 12:38:48 PM
Where do I sign up? ;D

Pay me $80 and you can grope me and I will throw in a Nautilus t-shirt. 


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 12:40:23 PM
Pay me $80 and you can grope me and I will throw in a Nautilus t-shirt. 
Ok. That made me laugh.    ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 18, 2013, 12:41:11 PM
Pay me $80 and you can grope me and I will throw in a Nautilus t-shirt. 

Throw in your old lady/mother/sister and maybe.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on September 18, 2013, 01:18:43 PM
I'm certainly not condoning 333386's offenses against women, but I'm just wondering--what's the point?  I think the guy is untrollable.

You could confront him w a video of him raping the corpse of a little girl and he would shrug it off.  So if the end goal is to "out" him, or shame him into leaving getbig--well, there are easier targets on here, that's all I'm saying.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 18, 2013, 02:50:55 PM
3339678102346zetabetagam ma is getting more attention then he could have ever hoped for here. He would open a bottle of champagne if he could locate the cork, much less open it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 18, 2013, 02:58:54 PM
I'm certainly not condoning 333386's offenses against women, but I'm just wondering--what's the point?  I think the guy is untrollable.

You could confront him w a video of him raping the corpse of a little girl and he would shrug it off.  So if the end goal is to "out" him, or shame him into leaving getbig--well, there are easier targets on here, that's all I'm saying.

No actually we were thinking of posting his comments on goruck boards and let them see the liitle shithad pervert who goes to these events.



Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 18, 2013, 03:27:12 PM
Its more like this - chick jumps up to hop over wall - cant do it - needs assistance or falls down - help her ass over the wall.  

Chick needs boost to get over A frame wall - help out.  

Chick gets stuck on cargo net - help out

Some of the fat asses on this site who would be a whimpering mess after 400 yards are making a ton more out of my comment than it was intended to be and anyone who has done one of these knows exactly what I mean.


FYI - the most laughable types on these courses are the bloofy BB types.  No endurance, stamina, functional fitness whatsoever.


Of the incidents where some may assume that questionable handling occurred, how acquainted had you been with the female?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on September 18, 2013, 03:42:57 PM
No actually we were thinking of posting his comments on goruck boards and let them see the liitle shithad pervert who goes to these events.



I'll do it. just pm me the comments you want and boards you want them on. I know his real name.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 18, 2013, 03:55:46 PM
Ok. That made me laugh.    ;D

I would only charge you $50 stud.  8)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 04:24:11 PM
I would only charge you $50 stud.  8)
Chuckles. *reaches for tire iron*   


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2013, 04:29:48 PM
No actually we were thinking of posting his comments on goruck boards and let them see the liitle shithad pervert who goes to these events.



Why?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 18, 2013, 04:46:15 PM
Why?

well for one I have a 35 year old sister in Manhattan that does these things. probably why this pissed me off


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 04:48:30 PM
Why?
Hi Grape. Sometimes creepiness/being an idiot  extends across political lines. Just a thought.   ;D

/season ended. started with a hr, ended with me running for bases.   :-\


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2013, 04:57:49 PM
well for one I have a 35 year old sister in Manhattan that does these things. probably why this pissed me off

I understand why some of his stalkers would feign offense, but I thought he was obviously kidding.  I'm generally aligned with your school of thought so I figured you were just busting his nuts.  Saying you'd post stuff on other sites made me think you really were annoyed.

All kinds of stuff gets grabbed at these things.  Haven't seen it result in anything.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2013, 04:58:34 PM
Hi Grape. Sometimes creepiness/being an idiot  extends across political lines. Just a thought.   ;D

/season ended. started with a hr, ended with me running for bases.   :-\

LOl.

I still have a playoff game Monday, and I'm guessing we'll be sheep going to slaughter in this one..... ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 18, 2013, 05:00:53 PM
Good god dude did yu not read what I wrote.   I was joking.   I run w a team a d often help people only those in need struggling.   Take a chill.

Oh now you are joking.   ::)  After all these pages of trying to defend your actions by crying about irrelevant stuff you are now claiming you are joking.

 ::)

What an insecure loser.  (Who is afraid of being exposed)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 05:02:53 PM
LOl.

I still have a playoff game Monday, and I'm guessing we'll be sheep going to slaughter in this one..... ;D
Atta boy! When you feel confident, use light bats; when you feel  farked, use heavy. Drink a Coors Lite for me.  Be the best of us, Grape!  :)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2013, 05:05:45 PM
Atta boy! When you feel confident, use light bats; when you feel  farked, use heavy. Drink a Coors Lite for me.  Be the best of us, Grape!  :)

I will do my best to represent.

I switched to the lightest bats possible when I was still playing fast pitch (26 oz).   I've stayed with that, even in arc.   If I go to baseball, the lightest legal I think is 29, assuming a drop of 3 is the max on a 32 inch bat.  It will take some adjustments.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 18, 2013, 05:17:15 PM
Good god dude did yu not read what I wrote.   I was joking.   I run w a team a d often help people only those in need struggling.   Take a chill.

How did the team form?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2013, 05:23:16 PM
How did the team form?

He grabbed a couple girls by the tits and dragged them along.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2013, 05:43:14 PM
Atta boy! When you feel confident, use light bats; when you feel  farked, use heavy. Drink a Coors Lite for me.  Be the best of us, Grape!  :)
Boog Powell approved.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 18, 2013, 06:13:33 PM
He grabbed a couple girls by the tits and dragged them along.

Just wondering how familiar the team members become with one another, and whether they participate in multiple events together, etc.

Trying to learn about the psychology behind these things.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 19, 2013, 07:17:19 AM
LOL - yeah self esteem issues - being in better shape than 99% of the fat fucks on this site . . . . . . . . .
well, you re still bald, short, insecure and obviously not scoring much pussy whatever what you might say and judging by your"fondling" comment that was the dead give away. Dude this is a loser's move. Bragging about it on the internet is even more pathetic.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 19, 2013, 09:55:30 AM
Yeah  - real insecure - got it.   ::) 

That's the reason why most of the people attacking me endlessly dare not even toss one recent pic up as to their present condition. 

Fuck - most of the people on this site don't event train 1-2 days a week, let alone got shit on me. 


Not everyone has self esteem issues like you do. :)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: njflex on September 19, 2013, 09:59:30 AM
Not everyone has self esteem issues like you do. :)
this guy was all over the news/internet some time ago,show some love.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 19, 2013, 10:48:15 AM
I received a pm from an anonymous source:



View Profile Personal Message (Online)
   
They are on page 12 of this thread I believe. I quoted them so he couldn't delete them, so if you want just go through my post history and they are there.

Goruck has a Facebook page,  I'm sure that will get a lot of views.

Something Like "Greeting goruckers.... you all know Chris Bonnante... the infamous muscle guy who couldn't open a water bottle at a Met game, right? well he happens to be and avid Goruck and Spartan competitor in the metropolitan area. He also likes to grope women and cop a cheap feel at the races apparently.

Don't take my word for it...below is a link to his own words."

Something like that.  A pic would be good.


So I have posted thus far on 2 of these race boards his name, his picture and the following. (real name) has posted on another forum that his purpose of going to these races is for the purpose of hitting on women, but even worse getting free "gropes and feels" while "helping" women over obstacles they have difficulty with. It is in his own words that (real name) takes advantage of these races for the purpose of demeaning actions towards women. Please message me for links to his comments on the other forum

I am going to be posting this same message on many many more race related forums focusing on his area where he goes. I will not post where I am doing this so he does not go to the forums and spit out lies and denial.

Don't fuck with Avesher!   :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 19, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
Ouch


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Raymondo on September 19, 2013, 10:53:51 AM
 ::) ::)


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 19, 2013, 11:00:38 AM
Why would anyone do that?  If you don't like his posts, don't click in the thread.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: orion on September 19, 2013, 11:02:41 AM
"the infamous muscle guy who couldn't open a bottle of water at a Mets game"

 Seriously, that was soul crusher??? I remember seeing that on the news.  Is this true, I'm not always in the loop, reason I ask.  


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 19, 2013, 11:20:29 AM
"the infamous muscle guy who couldn't open a bottle of water at a Mets game"

 Seriously, that was soul crusher??? I remember seeing that on the news.  Is this true, I'm not always in the loop, reason I ask.  
Turn off your tv, getbig provides everything you need.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Twaddle on September 19, 2013, 11:24:54 AM
This is another textbook lesson on why you never post your pics, or personal info on the internet.   :D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 19, 2013, 11:31:18 AM
Yeah - I have self esteem issues - go on two national shows - no prep, no rehearsal, no nothing and do a good job just winging it.  ::)  ::)  ::)

On a different note - just got this email for this weekends' event. 

Should be interesting. 


You also left those national shows with absolutely nothing but the ridicule of by the hosts as well.  You could have spun it so you picked up some business (everyone needs a handy debt collector), or wiggled some contract with a EZ Jar Opener gadget company as their rep, or at least came out with something to show for it.  Anyone else would have.   Except you.

So how many opportunities you gonna get on those two new obstacles to get a grope or two in?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Natural Man on September 19, 2013, 11:59:40 AM
let's be honnest here, we all know crushedsoul doenst even have the balls to fondle the women at these events. In fact he appears to be a complete nerd.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 19, 2013, 12:23:22 PM
Not everyone has self esteem issues like you do. :)
Boom!!


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 19, 2013, 12:27:20 PM
Dang. ...can't say I feel bad for him.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Branchs Ears on September 19, 2013, 12:28:10 PM
more and more I'm realizing the internet is very serious business


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 19, 2013, 12:39:16 PM
You also left those national shows with absolutely nothing but the ridicule of by the hosts as well.  You could have spun it so you picked up some business (everyone needs a handy debt collector), or wiggled some contract with a EZ Jar Opener gadget company as their rep, or at least came out with something to show for it.  Anyone else would have.   Except you.

So how many opportunities you gonna get on those two new obstacles to get a grope or two in?

They are extremely restrictive of what they'll allow a person to say and do. So their make-believe casual environment absolutely doesn't exist. It is full of shit.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 19, 2013, 12:41:18 PM
Dang. ...can't say I feel bad for him.

You probably can't say that, Groink. That's true. Especially since you indicated that you'd make it happen.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 19, 2013, 12:43:24 PM
SC hasn't been known for attacking anyone that didn't attack him first, so it's tough to see where the hate and obsession toward him comes from.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 19, 2013, 12:50:29 PM
You probably can't say that, Groink. That's true. Especially since you indicated that you'd make it happen.

wasn't me susnshine


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 19, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
wasn't me susnshine

So when you said "it's in the works", what did you mean?


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 19, 2013, 12:57:19 PM
So when you said "it's in the works", what did you mean?

I was just fucking around. I do that a lot...say shit just to say it.


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: chaos on September 19, 2013, 01:39:02 PM
I was just fucking around. I do that a lot...say shit just to say it.
:o


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 19, 2013, 02:02:34 PM
:o

I know big guy, can you imagine... someone not being straightforward here.  :o ;D


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 19, 2013, 04:17:27 PM
They are extremely restrictive of what they'll allow a person to say and do. So their make-believe casual environment absolutely doesn't exist. It is full of shit.

He said that they didn't prep him or tell him what to say or talk about.

Put me in that position and I would come off that show with a reality series in the works or my own talk show at the least.

Where I would interview fellow Getbiggers and have to explain things like "FILT!!",  "HHWYHI", and "PIP".


Title: Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race / Tough Mudder / GoRuck / CMC?
Post by: Jack T. Cross on September 19, 2013, 05:58:50 PM
He said that they didn't prep him or tell him what to say or talk about.

If you'll remember the events from that time, you will recall that he wanted to use the opportunity to talk about weight loss.

Put me in that position and I would come off that show with a reality series in the works or my own talk show at the least.

Where I would interview fellow Getbiggers and have to explain things like "FILT!!",  "HHWYHI", and "PIP".

Oh you would, huh? ::)


 ;D