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Drkaje and playboy, whose "superior" intellects only shine in the shelter of the women's board Ladies, the saga continues.

She's gone back to brunette, her natural color, and has agreed to grow out her bush for me......
manipulating imaginary, but surprisingly insecure, women will show the world how awesome I am. I wonder if CQ will pm me her phone no when she realizes how cool I am. . . .

Things that directly clash with the specifications of her soon to be ex-hubby.
I'm twice the man this imaginary dude is. Come on, Laura Lee . . .

She's calling me twice daily every day, not to mention the days I train her and the nights we've been out for chinese.
these voices are NOT IN MY HEAD. Is there anybody out there? FLOWER . . . flower >:(

I didn't let her over to my apartment because I'm responsible, Yeah, that's why women never come over to my styyet she's very aggressive sexually, to the point of getting wet whenever we meet.
This is why I love imaginary women, they're so accomodating . . . see what I could do if somebody gave me a chance . . . where y'all at, girl boarders?(sic)

How do I know?
please lord, send me a sign . . . Goddamit . . . no pms yet

Those late nights in her BMW after work proved the point.
hell yeah, my imaginary friend is a yuppy. of course.

She admits to me that the effects I have on her are uncontrollable.
Hey girls, don't you want some of this?  I have the kvorka like a madman. Somebody, anybody pm me your phone no.

Now she's wanting to "do something" after work on Saturday.
Do me. Do me. Do me. Damn it. still no pms

I suggested the zoo, she's pushing for a movie...
hmmm . . . All the women on here are always on the pet board . . . maybe if I throw in something about animals

Does this seem like a relationship to you?
It's not.  So please, somebody

Things have turned gangster in a hurry.   :P
I'm from the barrio, yo . . . but I can roll with it.



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Re: When a woman makes accomodations for you.........is it a relationship?
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2007, 03:42:52 AM »
Some clown talks like that here on Getbig?

Hilarious! :D
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2007, 05:22:32 AM »
I never knew that juiced up, dwarf, Mexican personal trainers were such a hit with "teh ladies"?

Some clown talks like that here on Getbig?

Hilarious! :D

Go check out Division's posts on the ladies board, they are funny as fuck.

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2007, 05:43:35 AM »
I never knew that juiced up, dwarf, Mexican personal trainers were such a hit with "teh ladies"?

Go check out Division's posts on the ladies board, they are funny as fuck.

Bit hungover and depressed.

Can't you be a merry good chap and oblige my request for links?
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2007, 05:56:43 AM »
Fuck it, I found a few posts.

Hilarity!

Toxic went on a "vacation" with this "Div" bloke. Interesting! Bet they both came home with sore small intestines.
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2007, 06:00:01 AM »
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=167338.0

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=164580.0

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=166088.0

I'd like to think nobody can be this much of a twat and that it is all an elaborate wind-up, but he is best buds with toxie. Need I say more?

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2007, 06:10:47 AM »
Fuck it, I found a few posts.

Hilarity!

Toxic went on a "vacation" with this "Div" bloke. Interesting! Bet they both came home with sore small intestines.

Heh! Judging by Div's posts, those two "playas" would have needed "hoe repellent" to cope with all the female attention that they would have been getting whilst they were on vacation!

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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 06:16:29 AM »
Ha ha, that last one is classic :D

Can you imagine having a creepy mate talking like that to you?

It's just down right bizarre. I find the responses from other people in that thread a bit weird too :-\

Heh! Judging by Div's posts, those two "playas" would have needed "hoe repellent" to cope with all the female attention that they would have been getting whilst they were on vacation!

Ha ha, unbelievable. Looking at the responses in the threads, not a soul doubts them, even "Squadfather" congratulates them. The gimmick sub culture on getbig is getting quite complex!

I'm gonna write a script revolving round Getbig and submit it to the BBC, it'd blow Corrie/Eastenders outta the water.
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2007, 08:40:26 AM »
Al-Gebra - if I knew who you were, I would hop on a plane and bring you a bottle of great wine and shake your hand.

Your post was simply a masterpiece, Pulitzer prize winning material ;D

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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 09:23:34 AM »
Algebra,

You are an unimaginative dumbass, LOL!

Spending that much time/energy/effort on someone you claim to dislike (and being stupid enough to let us know) is a blatant cry for help. Pathetic enough you admitted becoming algebra in response to Division, LOL!

So let me help you: Unless you're a furry bushed, pale chick who loves rough anal.... Div isn't interested. :)

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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2007, 09:34:52 AM »
Wow, if that's not a comedic post above, it's the gayest post I've read in a while on Getbig.
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2007, 12:11:20 PM »
Wow, if that's not a comedic post above, it's the gayest post I've read in a while on Getbig.

This http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0 may be the only post that is gayer.

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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2007, 12:13:15 PM »
This http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0 may be the only post that is gayer.

Dunno, I think he's English.

English men are 100% hetero.
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2007, 12:22:15 PM »
Dunno, I think he's English.

English men are 100% hetero.

If memory serves.... Europeans have a more 'liberal' interpretation of heterosexual than we Americans do.

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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2007, 12:34:28 PM »
If memory serves.... Europeans have a more 'liberal' interpretation of heterosexual than we Americans do.

No difference in interpretation of what defines an homosexual, just more liberty and freedom in living an homosexual lifestyle.

Any man who's gay in the green fields of England is a immigrant. Those Turks are renowned for the man loving.
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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2007, 02:34:41 PM »
No difference in interpretation of what defines an homosexual, just more liberty and freedom in living an homosexual lifestyle.

Any man who's gay in the green fields of England is a immigrant. Those Turks are renowned for the man loving.

You forgot the Greeks and Portuguese, Nordic. They are gay and lazy!

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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2007, 08:20:23 PM »
Algebra,

You are an unimaginative dumbass, LOL!

Spending that much time/energy/effort on someone you claim to dislike (and being stupid enough to let us know) is a blatant cry for help. Pathetic enough you admitted becoming algebra in response to Division, LOL!

So let me help you: Unless you're a furry bushed, pale chick who loves rough anal.... Div isn't interested. :)

how much time do you think that took me?

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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2007, 08:21:15 PM »
Al-Gebra - if I knew who you were, I would hop on a plane and bring you a bottle of great wine and shake your hand.

Your post was simply a masterpiece, Pulitzer prize winning material ;D

thank you . . . DIVISION could be a great source of fun if he would come out of hiding. 

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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2007, 09:20:30 PM »
how much time do you think that took me?

It's not the 'time', Ali-Gibril

It's the level of attention to Div I find amusing.

You have issues to work out, LOL!

Good thing we're all here for you. :)

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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2007, 03:01:05 AM »
It's not the 'time', Ali-Gibril

It's the level of attention to Div I find amusing.

You have issues to work out, LOL!

Good thing we're all here for you. :)

Why are you providing protection for the greaseball? Have Divs fictitious words moved you so much that now you're in love with him?
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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2007, 03:53:10 AM »
Why are you providing protection for the greaseball? Have Divs fictitious words moved you so much that now you're in love with him?

Div doesn't need anyone's protection.

I'm only helping Al realize the full extent of his lameness.

This may take some time, Nord.

Please wait your turn. :)

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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2007, 01:59:24 PM »
You gay homo!!!!!

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