Drkaje and playboy, whose "superior" intellects only shine in the shelter of the women's board Ladies, the saga continues.
She's gone back to brunette, her natural color, and has agreed to grow out her bush for me......
manipulating imaginary, but surprisingly insecure, women will show the world how awesome I am. I wonder if CQ will pm me her phone no when she realizes how cool I am. . . .Things that directly clash with the specifications of her soon to be ex-hubby.
I'm twice the man this imaginary dude is. Come on, Laura Lee . . . She's calling me twice daily every day, not to mention the days I train her and the nights we've been out for chinese.
these voices are NOT IN MY HEAD. Is there anybody out there? FLOWER . . . flower 
I didn't let her over to my apartment because I'm responsible,
Yeah, that's why women never come over to my styyet she's very aggressive sexually, to the point of getting wet whenever we meet.
This is why I love imaginary women, they're so accomodating . . . see what I could do if somebody gave me a chance . . . where y'all at, girl boarders?(sic)How do I know?
please lord, send me a sign . . . Goddamit . . . no pms yetThose late nights in her BMW after work proved the point.
hell yeah, my imaginary friend is a yuppy. of course. She admits to me that the effects I have on her are uncontrollable.
Hey girls, don't you want some of this? I have the kvorka like a madman. Somebody, anybody pm me your phone no.Now she's wanting to "
do something" after work on Saturday.
Do me. Do me. Do me. Damn it. still no pmsI suggested the zoo, she's pushing for a movie...
hmmm . . . All the women on here are always on the pet board . . . maybe if I throw in something about animalsDoes this seem like a relationship to you?
It's not. So please, somebodyThings have turned gangster in a hurry.

I'm from the barrio, yo . . . but I can roll with it. DIV