For the sake of equal time, here is one that may not need to diet.
OMFG
Here's one going out to MattC, DeBussey, and all those others with poorly hidden jungle fever. Classy!
hahahha, you better be packin' some MEAT for those two, show up with your rock hard 6 inches of raging manhood and they'd laugh you out of the room.
You strike a sexy pose for a photo, which turns out looking like a poster for the "Coming attractions" at Sea world