Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ

[whateva]

lol

omg, how dare you compare me to that asshole dimitri
I remember the first time i heard that tape I thought to myself what a douche that guy was

 
  J/K  JNN.

[johnnynoname]

 
  J/K  JNN.

i know you were
 

[JimmyJam1974]

i know you were
 

Ya'll gonna kiss?

[johnnynoname]

Ya'll gonna kiss?

 
maybe

anyway, back on subject

i think there is a 50 percent chance that arite will no show on monday

however, i think he knows that it would be a jerk off move to not show up on monday

[bigdumbbell]

 
maybe

anyway, back on subject

i think there is a 50 percent chance that arite will no show on monday

however, i think he knows that it would be a jerk off move to not show up on monday

i was almost in the albany area again today, my nephew's graduation party from Albany Academy...couldn't make it.  where's a sushi joint near loudonville? 

[johnnynoname]

i was almost in the albany area again today, my nephew's graduation party from Albany Academy...couldn't make it.  where's a sushi joint near loudonville? 

there is this place in delmar called "shogun" that looks good.  I haven't been there but I like the fact that it is a sushi place in the area that stays Japanese and isn't a japanese and chinese restaurant.  I'm a purist like that.
i would try it out but i promised myself that i wouldn't try that place out till i had a date to bring there- needless to say, i havent been there yet
http://www.yelp.com/biz/shogun-sushi-and-sake-bar-delmar

EDIT: i just realized that the owners/chefs at this place are CHINESE...oh well, I would still go there and just pretend that there last names are "Fujita" and "Nakamura" rather than "Lee" and "Chen"

EDIT 2: they also serve chinese fare there as well

[bigdumbbell]

there is this place in delmar called "shogun" that looks good.  I haven't been there but I like the fact that it is a sushi place in the area that stays Japanese and isn't a japanese and chinese restaurant.  I'm a purist like that.
i would try it out but i promised myself that i wouldn't try that place out till i had a date to bring there- needless to say, i havent been there yet
http://www.yelp.com/biz/shogun-sushi-and-sake-bar-delmar

thanks, i know the neighborhood

[johnnynoname]

[Luv2Hurt]

seriously, my life (sex life wise) has been like a judd apatow movie ever since i moved to albany

IT'S THE MOST FUCKED UP THING
the greatest irony is that i'm good enough to come to your apartment, strip off all my clothes and have you lick whip cream off my nipples and get paid for it BUT i'm not good enough to take you out for sushi

IT'S MINDBLOWING

What is so hard to understand about about that?  Ironic? Not really.  People do not respect you.  Quality women want men with real jobs and a future.  Trust me nobody thinks that is a cool job.

[johnnynoname]

What is so hard to understand about about that?  Ironic? Not really.  People do not respect you.  Quality women want men with real jobs and a future.  Trust me nobody thinks that is a cool job.

it's not like i tell girls i'm a failed actor/personal trainer/stripper first thing i meet them- that would be a TOTAL douche' move

I just tell them i'm a personal trainer (even though i'm making more money stripping)

[Luv2Hurt]

it's not like i tell girls i'm a failed actor/personal trainer/stripper first thing i meet them- that would be a TOTAL douche' move

I just tell them i'm a personal trainer (even though i'm making more money stripping)

Yeah that would not be smart.  I'm sorry not trying to sound negative, you seem pretty cool. There must be some vibe you are throwing out there that they are not liking?

Would not LA be a better place for actors?

[bigdumbbell]

Yeah that would not be smart.  I'm sorry not trying to sound negative, you seem pretty cool. There must be some vibe you are throwing out there that they are not liking?

Would not LA be a better place for actors?

like there arn't enough failed actors in los angeles

[johnnynoname]

Yeah that would not be smart.  I'm sorry not trying to sound negative, you seem pretty cool. There must be some vibe you are throwing out there that they are not liking?

Would not LA be a better place for actors?

like there arn't enough failed actors in los angeles

it's a combination of the girls here being INFAMOUSLY frigid (its a known fact the girls in albany are extremely cunty-even the homely ones) and the fact that i'm too "New York" or "LA" for albany.  I didn't make that last one up- ive been told that

fuck it- i aint changing

I plan on saving up and moving to Vegas anyway
and yes, LA is where you need to be to be a actor but i'm broke and it is expensive to live there

[Earl1972]

i really enjoy when they have JD on the show, what a geek

can somebody tell me why they ever use lisa g?  she never has anything interesting to say

they need a replacement for will murray

i'm glad penny crone is gone, that's the type of bitch that will throw you under the bus the first chance she gets but will cry to make herself seem so innocent

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[johnnynoname]

i really enjoy when they have JD on the show, what a geek

can somebody tell me why they ever use lisa g?  she never has anything interesting to say

they need a replacement for will murray

i'm glad penny crone is gone, that's the type of bitch that will throw you under the bus the first chance she gets but will cry to make herself seem so innocent

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rumor has it (on Stern fan network) is that lisa g got fired...take that for what it is

[JimmyJam1974]

it's a combination of the girls here being INFAMOUSLY frigid (its a known fact the girls in albany are extremely cunty-even the homely ones) and the fact that i'm too "New York" or "LA" for albany.  I didn't make that last one up- ive been told that

fuck it- i aint changing

I plan on saving up and moving to Vegas anyway
and yes, LA is where you need to be to be a actor but i'm broke and it is expensive to live there

Dude - don't move to Vegas. You'll be nothing more than one of the other million lost souls there. Why not do a little bit of research - find a location where the economy is decent. All Vegas needs is another lost dreamer

[JimmyJam1974]

rumor has it (on Stern fan network) is that lisa g got fired...take that for what it is

Really? I can't really recall her doing the news lately. Not checking her sources?

[Earl1972]

rumor has it (on Stern fan network) is that lisa g got fired...take that for what it is

it's about time, she contributes nothing and always refused to share personal details

a private person has no business being on the stern show

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[JimmyJam1974]

Artie was back today - didn't talk too much about he incident from advice his lawyer