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Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« on: July 10, 2009, 06:21:48 PM »
Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
AP - Friday, July 10, 2009 8:13:42 PM

Comedian and radio personality Artie Lange has been charged with driving under the influence of an intoxicant and careless driving after a minor traffic accident in central New Jersey.

Toms River police say Lange's 2009 Nissan struck the rear of another vehicle around 1:30 p.m. Friday. Police say no one was injured and both vehicles had only minor damage.

Police say the responding officers' observations led to the 41-year-old Lange, of Roseland, being charged. He was taken to police headquarters for processing.

He was issued summonses and released pending a municipal court appearance on July 16. A police spokesman did not
know if Lange had retained a lawyer.

Lange is a "Howard Stern Show" regular and recently wrote a best-selling book, "Too Fat to Fish."
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 06:34:29 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on July 10, 2009, 06:21:48 PM
Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
AP - Friday, July 10, 2009 8:13:42 PM

Comedian and radio personality Artie Lange has been charged with driving under the influence of an intoxicant and careless driving after a minor traffic accident in central New Jersey.

Toms River police say Lange's 2009 Nissan struck the rear of another vehicle around 1:30 p.m. Friday. Police say no one was injured and both vehicles had only minor damage.

Police say the responding officers' observations led to the 41-year-old Lange, of Roseland, being charged. He was taken to police headquarters for processing.

He was issued summonses and released pending a municipal court appearance on July 16. A police spokesman did not
know if Lange had retained a lawyer.

Lange is a "Howard Stern Show" regular and recently wrote a best-selling book, "Too Fat to Fish."


I saw this earlier but i wonder if he thinks that he needs to lose some weight. He is a funny guy but you would think he would workout just alittle.
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 06:35:36 PM »
oh fuck.

So much for his sobriety.

he is going to get fucking annihilated for months
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 06:35:47 PM »
gayer than driving a Nissan. I drive a Corolla like a real man
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2009, 06:36:02 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on July 10, 2009, 06:34:29 PM
I saw this earlier but i wonder if he thinks that he needs to lose some weight. He is a funny guy but you would think he would workout just alittle.

He actually had lost about 70 pounds last time I seen him on Howard TV and was talking about sobering up but perhaps not...
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2009, 06:36:27 PM »
A damn shame. I thought he was clean - tricked again. He'll be forced to go to hardcore rehab now. Get well Arthur!
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2009, 06:37:18 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on July 10, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
gayer than driving a Nissan. I drive a Corolla like a real man

I drive a Daewhoo....Detroit what...Detroit Baby!!
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2009, 06:37:22 PM »
somewhere, in a shitty house in Long Island, jackie martling is cackling his ass off



then again, jackie would cackle at the drop of a hat
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2009, 06:38:38 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on July 10, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
somewhere, in a shitty house in Long Island, jackie martling is cackling his ass off



then again, jackie would cackle at the drop of a hat

I may cancel my subscription if they brought Jackie back.
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2009, 06:39:31 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on July 10, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
somewhere, in a shitty house in Long Island, jackie martling is cackling his ass off



then again, jackie would cackle at the drop of a hat

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on July 10, 2009, 06:38:38 PM
I may cancel my subscription if they brought Jackie back.

What's gonna happen with Sirius/XM?

Their stock price was around .38 cents today.
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2009, 06:40:37 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on July 10, 2009, 06:37:18 PM
I drive a Daewhoo....Detroit what...Detroit Baby!!
haha. back in my glory days, I had a Chrysler Sebring.
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2009, 06:41:46 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on July 10, 2009, 06:39:31 PM
What's gonna happen with Sirius/XM?

There stock price was around .38 cents today.
Stern sounds like he is done after his contract ends - we'll see
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2009, 06:41:55 PM »
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on July 10, 2009, 06:38:38 PM
I may cancel my subscription if they brought Jackie back.

hush with that nonsense

jackie is THE SHIT

the best part of the history of howard stern over the last two weeks was hearing the jokeman's cackle in the background after howard read one of the funny lines he wrote for him
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2009, 06:50:30 PM »
to each his own
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2009, 06:52:16 PM »
when does Stern's contract end?
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2009, 06:52:57 PM »
Quote from: io856 on July 10, 2009, 06:52:16 PM
when does Stern's contract end?

in less then two years

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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2009, 06:53:50 PM »
I liked watching his show. I wanted to see Anna Nicole Smith get on the scales but she never did  >:(
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2009, 06:53:54 PM »
he must be getting sick of this shit by now... do they still take holidays every month lol?
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2009, 07:01:09 PM »
Quote from: io856 on July 10, 2009, 06:53:54 PM
he must be getting sick of this shit by now... do they still take holidays every month lol?

howard has been "phoning it in" alot lately

he hurries the show so it can be done by 10ish which sucks cuz it cuts into my favorite bit, the news
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2009, 07:01:48 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on July 10, 2009, 07:01:09 PM
howard has been "phoning it in" alot lately

he hurries the show so it can be done by 10ish which sucks cuz it cuts into my favorite bit, the news
"anything else Robin?"
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2009, 07:03:07 PM »
I think Howard is done after this contract.

I'm just wondering what happens if Sirius goes bankrupt before the duration of the contract.
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2009, 07:03:47 PM »
Quote from: io856 on July 10, 2009, 07:01:48 PM
"anything else Robin?"

as the sheik would say "Exactly baba"
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2009, 07:05:53 PM »
btw, i'm currently watching the Nicole Bass episode under daily episodes on howard tv

it got uploaded today

it's funny cuz i live by myself and while i'm watching it i'm doing the nicole bass laugh that fred does
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2009, 07:08:51 PM »
what kind of car do you drive johnny? I imagine a ford focus.
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Re: Comic Artie Lange charged with DUI in NJ
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2009, 07:10:18 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on July 10, 2009, 07:08:51 PM
what kind of car do you drive johnny? I imagine a ford focus.

04 350z, actually
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