What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA

[LatsMcGee]

Fuck your mom

x2.

[Firemuscle]

Me?
I probably bomb asia back into the stone age and while I'm at it turn the middle east into glass (including Israel) and build a huge theme park and a shopping mall for the
fat american tourists that will flock to that attraction until the end of time.

You?

 I would destroy Saudi Arabia because they are a bunch of greasy Muslems trying to spread their shitty cult around the world. Bomb them into the stone age.

 I'd give everyone in the USA free health insurance, just like the rest of the civilized world has. Privatized health insurance is so FUCKED UP.

 I'd punk those evil oil tycoons, defense contractors and insurance mogels out of all their money and give everyone in the USA a couple thousand dollars of it. Spread these evil mother fucker's wealth around.

 Legalize Marijuana, Shrooms, LSD, Mescaline, DMT and opium.

 Make Christian churches into free homes for people in need. Make those hypocrit Christians put their money where their mouth is when it comes to charity.

 Fuck interns and have orgies with groupies. Get stoned all day. Lift weights on the white house lawn. Wear a nacklace of marijuana leaves and smoke a joint during all speeches.

[benchmstr]

collect my payday, and spend my ass off just like all the others did the last 70 years...

bench

[leadhead]

Drill our own oil, ship the illegals out of this country, make unemployment harder to receive by drug testing and mandatory trade/training programs for the unskilled unemployed, pull our troops out of that hellhole desert. Disband most of these frivilous federal agencies. I see them waste so much of the taxpayer's money on a daily basis

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Great, however them 'paying' any taxes is a mute point regarding SS/Medicare considering the bottom 50% don't pay federal taxes and consume more tax dollars than they contribute.  It is unlikely that the poorest of the poor Hispanics (and their children) who came here out of desperation will become doctors/lawyers/engineers overnight, if ever to any significant degree so that they will actually be a a net contributor to our social services.

All you need to do is look at the statistics for what a burden this group is financially for the states and fed, the meager tax contribution they would make if legal would be a drop in the bucket to what they cost us.

This makes your argument shit.You confuse the hell out of me

The middle and lower class is the only reason small businesses thrive in America. Hell the Walmarts/McDonalds of the world wouldn't exist without them. They may not contribute much Federally tax wise, but without them, the country would collapse.  

[Nirvana]

anything, because it's not illegal if the president does it

[Firemuscle]

anything, because it's not illegal if the president does it

 That's true.

 When the Iraq war began, Dick Cheney used to have Iraqi women kidnapped off the streets and he would use them as his sex slaves. Of course everyone let him do it.

[CalvinH]

Ban all gimmicks.

[magicuser]

got my vote




how about ending union pensions
banning tobacco and all tobaaco company assets sold n given to hospitals
bann school student loans
ending public education