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What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« on: March 01, 2011, 12:19:41 PM »
Me?
I probably bomb asia back into the stone age and while I'm at it turn the middle east into glass (including Israel) and build a huge theme park and a shopping mall for the
fat american tourists that will flock to that attraction until the end of time.

You?
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2011, 12:24:40 PM »
Bang every actress I've ever wanted to nail.
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2011, 12:26:55 PM »
I thought you are from Germany...? If so, you should dream of becoming chancellor of state  ;D
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2011, 12:28:06 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on March 01, 2011, 12:26:55 PM
I thought you are from Germany...? If so, you should dream of becoming chancellor of state  ;D

I think that only entitles you to weiner schnitzel and hefe weitzen for life.....  Hey, thats not a bad deal.....
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2011, 12:29:28 PM »
I would outlaw soccer in America, Eliminate the DH in baseball, And make it mandatory atleast 2 white players are on the floor for each team at all times of the basketball game
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2011, 12:31:02 PM »
Make executions pay per view.

Also, have a 900 number to vote on how child rapist/killers would be executed.

Cut the middle class taxes by using this system.   ;D
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2011, 12:35:01 PM »
I would decriminalize steroids to flush out all this UG bullshit.
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2011, 12:41:45 PM »
Fuck your mom
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2011, 12:54:33 PM »
Order brain scans for every registered Liberal/Dem just to research their thought processes. Its quite mind boggling :)))
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2011, 12:58:13 PM »
Ban : guns, baseball, American Football, American Idol ,hunting, fishing ,fast food restaurants, alcohol, SUV's and your mom.
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2011, 12:58:04 PM »
Order brain scans for every registered Liberal/Dem just to research their thought processes. Its quite mind boggling :)))
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2011, 01:04:33 PM »
Order brain scans for every registered Liberal/Dem just to research their thought processes. Its quite mind boggling :)))
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2011, 12:56:40 PM »
Ban : guns, baseball, American Football, American Idol ,hunting, fishing ,fast food restaurants, alcohol, SUV's and your mom.
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2011, 12:56:03 PM »
Order brain scans for every registered Liberal/Dem just to research their thought processes. Its quite mind boggling :)))
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2011, 12:55:22 PM »
Order brain scans for every registered Liberal/Dem just to research their thought processes. Its quite mind boggling :)))
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2011, 01:00:45 PM »
Order brain scans for every registered Liberal/Dem just to research their thought processes. Its quite mind boggling :)))
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2011, 01:07:52 PM »
Order brain scans for every registered Liberal/Dem just to research their thought processes. Its quite mind boggling :)))
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 01:07:54 PM »
Order brain scans for every registered Liberal/Dem just to research their thought processes. Its quite mind boggling :)))
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2011, 01:13:38 PM »
take a nap....
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2011, 01:14:07 PM »
What would you do as a president, "The Coach" ?
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2011, 01:14:34 PM »
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 01:15:20 PM »
The Coach would forbid men taller than 5'6 from reproducing so that he could give his puny seed a chance in the evolutionary endgame.  :)
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2011, 01:15:21 PM »
See previous 15 posts. Ron must have went back to the old server after the gimmicks crashed the new one.
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2011, 01:18:56 PM »
Tariffs on Chinese goods, promote American industry, deport most Hispanics, give black people their own state to live in, get government spending in line with tax revenues and pay down debt when possible.
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Re: What would be the first thing you would do.. if you become President of the USA
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2011, 01:20:44 PM »
imidiate special presidential sealed order for amnesty for all 20 million illegals ,,and im talking the real ilegal not the unlawful who came legaly and later marry and become legal,,,im talkin imidiate amnsety to all 20 million ILLEGAL mexicans,,condition it with 24 month of english as second language courses,,and 1  community service that concerning integration with americano society in some form taken from list of approved ones,,

amnesty mean they become GREEN CARD HOLDER and can apply to ciziten ship after 5 years of green card UNLESS married to americano citizen then can apply after 2 years,,

no work visa balonie,,full amnesty into green card permanent resident in americana and then 2-5 years for citizenship


along with that special president order to build the fence,,israel style,,anyone who get in americna abefore fence is done is treated like the others and get amnestry ,,momnet fence is done anyone who find ilegaly enterance to americana is self deported or forced deported depending on situation within 30 days of beint cought,,


THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAY SAVE AMERICANA,,ONLY THING!

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