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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2014, 01:01:29 PM »
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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2014, 01:03:52 PM »
Almost as beta as being that out of shape middle aged guy in an aerobics class.

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2014, 02:42:55 PM »


What a little dink.  Maybe this is why Asian girls love guys of other races.

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2014, 02:45:42 PM »


Now that is really something else. Not every day, you know.

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2014, 02:47:23 PM »
Anyone else watch the gif repeatedly (no homo - if that applies) trying to see if there was a dick? Like Leslie Chao in the Hangover.

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2014, 03:16:08 PM »
Anyone else watch the gif repeatedly (no homo - if that applies) trying to see if there was a dick? Like Leslie Chao in the Hangover.

I watched it about 15 times and I'm still in awe how somebody could show their peepee in public if it's that small. I'd never take even take it out for a piss in public

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2014, 04:17:16 PM »
No, this is really something special. Who fucking does this? Who has ever done this before, ever?

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2014, 04:18:40 PM »
No, this is really something special. Who fucking does this? Who has ever done this before, ever?

The chink in the Hangover, prob gets more ass than any getbigger cos he was in the presence of Bradley Cooper.

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2014, 07:22:00 PM »
Makes me wonder, if asians dudes have a bad reputation d!ck-size wise. Maybe asian women have a very tight...

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2014, 07:54:26 PM »
Did you let him know that he could watch if he wanted to?

i would totally let a dude pay me to bang his chick.  I woudln't just let him watch for free, but if I was leaving with ass and loot, sure, why not.  I would also require he call for a pizza and pay for it so that we could all eat and laugh about things afterwards.

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2014, 07:58:15 PM »
i would totally let a dude pay me to bang his chick.  I woudln't just let him watch for free, but if I was leaving with ass and loot, sure, why not.  I would also require he call for a pizza and pay for it so that we could all eat and laugh about things afterwards.

Would you let him jerk off to you banging his lady, or would he have to sit in the corner and be quiet?

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2014, 08:00:41 PM »
Man, I can't get enough of this guy. His style is impetuous, his defense is impregnable.

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2014, 08:08:16 PM »
Come on, seriously, help me out here. What on God's green earth is going on? He instinctively determined the Billabongs were overly cumbersome and therefore incompatible with pugilistic battle? I am beyond baffled.

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2014, 08:11:43 PM »
i would totally let a dude pay me to bang his chick.  I woudln't just let him watch for free, but if I was leaving with ass and loot, sure, why not.  I would also require he call for a pizza and pay for it so that we could all eat and laugh about things afterwards.

Hahahahah  ;D

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2014, 08:25:22 PM »
Would you let him jerk off to you banging his lady, or would he have to sit in the corner and be quiet?

in my younger years, heck no.  no way.  that's just sick.

now that i'm older and i've seen the ways of the world, I'd probably be more laid back about it.  Like, look bro, let's lay down some ground rules here.   you stay over there, keep your junk and your spunk out of sight, respect a 15 foot rule. 

heck, i'd probably give him 10% off if he'd film the whole thing with my iphone. 

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2014, 08:39:33 PM »
in my younger years, heck no.  no way.  that's just sick.

now that i'm older and i've seen the ways of the world, I'd probably be more laid back about it.  Like, look bro, let's lay down some ground rules here.   you stay over there, keep your junk and your spunk out of sight, respect a 15 foot rule. 

heck, i'd probably give him 10% off if he'd film the whole thing with my iphone. 

Like Tom Prince and the "line".  8)

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Re: Beta male of peace
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2014, 08:46:15 PM »
Like Tom Prince and the "line".  8)

when i'm young, i'm all insecure and shit.

now that i'm pushing 37, you know... hey, you loosen up a bit.   you realize this, today, is probably the best you'll ever look + fuck + feel at the same time.  Nobody hits 57 and says "Wow, my muscle, penis, brain work SO much better now than they did 20 years ago."

So use it or lose it, I guess.  Hit that shit, get a grilled chicken sandwich with a smoothie on the way home, and catch the 1am replay of Fargo on FX Network.  life is good.