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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #75 on: March 23, 2015, 12:15:16 AM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on March 23, 2015, 12:06:29 AM
LOL some of you guys crack me up. If a really fine ass  single mom in her twenties comes along you need to  fucking date her.

Turning down easy pussy just because HEAVEN FORBID,  you just might have  to buy little johnny a $2  ice-cream cone on the weekends. ;D



No one is turning away anything my man, I urge you do NOT date a single mom, unless your a pedo and looking to fondle the kid.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #76 on: March 23, 2015, 12:37:56 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on March 23, 2015, 12:15:16 AM
No one is turning away anything my man, I urge you do NOT date a single mom, unless your a pedo and looking to fondle the kid.

I dated a single mom, trust me I was  more bitter about it  than  you are. I would refuse to let  her take pictures of me with the kid in it, used to bite my tongue if she even asked me to buy the kid a bag of chips at subway.  But all it took was a few weeks of dating a woman  without kids to get  quickly reminded of the bullshit that comes with dating a chick in her twenties with lots of freedom. With that single mom she was at home reading thomas the train books  texting me while I was out at the club with my boys. Shed have dinner waiting for me, this was on a friday and saturday night.  A normal girl is gonna be out at the bar or club  with her five  girlfriends  grinding on some random guys dick. She can go out get trashed and  wasted cause she can sleep till noon the next day, that single mom had to be up bright and early at 8 am for  cartoons!
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #77 on: March 23, 2015, 12:41:47 AM »
12. Moms make the best lasagna and give the best back rubs. "She cant make shit. fuck her back rubs"

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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #78 on: March 23, 2015, 01:07:44 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on March 23, 2015, 12:41:47 AM
12. Moms make the best lasagna and give the best back rubs. "She cant make shit. fuck her back rubs"

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Who cares these days when ready meals taste so good anyway, also a machine can be bought that rubs your back.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #79 on: March 23, 2015, 01:13:32 AM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on March 23, 2015, 12:37:56 AM
I dated a single mom, trust me I was  more bitter about it  than  you are. I would refuse to let  her take pictures of me with the kid in it, used to bite my tongue if she even asked me to buy the kid a bag of chips at subway.  But all it took was a few weeks of dating a woman  without kids to get  quickly reminded of the bullshit that comes with dating a chick in her twenties with lots of freedom. With that single mom she was at home reading thomas the train books  texting me while I was out at the club with my boys. Shed have dinner waiting for me, this was on a friday and saturday night.  A normal girl is gonna be out at the bar or club  with her five  girlfriends  grinding on some random guys dick. She can go out get trashed and  wasted cause she can sleep till noon the next day, that single mom had to be up bright and early at 8 am for  cartoons!

that was a short horror story, got me chills  :o
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #80 on: March 23, 2015, 01:32:58 AM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on March 23, 2015, 12:37:56 AM
I dated a single mom, trust me I was  more bitter about it  than  you are. I would refuse to let  her take pictures of me with the kid in it, used to bite my tongue if she even asked me to buy the kid a bag of chips at subway.  But all it took was a few weeks of dating a woman  without kids to get  quickly reminded of the bullshit that comes with dating a chick in her twenties with lots of freedom. With that single mom she was at home reading thomas the train books  texting me while I was out at the club with my boys. Shed have dinner waiting for me, this was on a friday and saturday night.  A normal girl is gonna be out at the bar or club  with her five  girlfriends  grinding on some random guys dick. She can go out get trashed and  wasted cause she can sleep till noon the next day, that single mom had to be up bright and early at 8 am for  cartoons!

So the reason you have for dating a single mom is because the girls that dont have kids leave you at home and go grind on random dicks?

If yu are a single guy with no kids you should stay clear of single moms, all the excuses as tto why they are good are BS. You deserve all the hell that comes with dating them and I look reading the stories of how they destroyed you. The destruction they rain on men cannot possibly be done by women with no kids.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #81 on: March 23, 2015, 01:50:33 AM »
Liberal Pinko Social programs take the father out of the equation, and now we have to hear ridiculous rationalizations a for why single moms are so great.

No one is buying that crap.

Single moms are what produced those ghetto rats that beat up the girl in the McDonalds.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #82 on: March 23, 2015, 01:11:11 PM »
one plus is they wont complain my dick is too big
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #83 on: March 23, 2015, 01:18:25 PM »
Getbig is great. I'm sure getbiggers are responsible for like 770 singles moms ( only howard has 8, wiggs is black so at least 3 for him)  out there due to not pulling out then they come here and bash them.  ;D
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2015, 01:55:07 PM »
Quote from: Slapper on March 22, 2015, 06:21:42 PM
This is soooo not true it ain't even funny. I understand eharmony and all these dating websites need to get rid of the stale produce, or at least move it around on the shelves, but resorting to blanket statements to do that is really questionable.

I LMAO'd. I am a bad man.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2015, 02:17:15 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on March 22, 2015, 06:50:19 PM
From sluthate, a site with less moderation and more fuckups than Getbig, made for someone like uncle junior.Completely red pilled site, if you can't handle the comics then I wouldn't go there.Has more brutal honesty than even Getbig.

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=69977

Damn, this is a quality site right here. BRB.

It's like a whole site filled with Flintstones clones. Angry and bitter.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2015, 02:36:32 PM »
In no way am I an asshole, but there is NO WAY I will EVER raise another man's child.

This is THE ultimate beta move for any man.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #87 on: March 23, 2015, 02:40:04 PM »
My mother brought me up as a single mom the best she could. We didn't have much but it didn't matter.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #88 on: March 23, 2015, 02:42:53 PM »
They can be amazing in bed, they have a lot to prove and can cook.  If you're a succussful guy with a little charm they will be washing your balls for you.

That's about all they are good for.

Oh and the majority of them like angry anal sex, if you're into that sort of thing...

Don't meet the kid!  Just don't do it.  Let the whore wallow in her own misery alone.  NEVER ask about the kid and if they bring it up, change the subject.

Never let them stay the night, make them go home to their seed, don't give them the luxury of being away from the demon child they created.  They will do anything for a night away from the spawn, don't let them have it unless they have earned it.

Finally, don't add them on FB.  Pretend like they don't exist, don't let them meet your friends, etc.

Go forth and bang as many as you can, they want cock so bad they will most likely fuck on the first date.

Easy pussy brothers, pump'em and dump'em.  They are used to it anyway.


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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #89 on: March 23, 2015, 02:50:03 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on March 23, 2015, 02:36:32 PM
In no way am I an asshole, but there is NO WAY I will EVER raise another man's child.

This is THE ultimate beta move for any man.

Please do not use that word again.
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #90 on: March 23, 2015, 03:09:16 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on March 23, 2015, 02:17:15 PM
Damn, this is a quality site right here. BRB.

It's like a whole site filled with Flintstones clones. Angry and bitter.
Comics are great but other parts of the board are for effeminate guys. There's a sub-board called rate me. wtf ..
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #91 on: March 23, 2015, 04:18:15 PM »
Quote from: bigmauri on March 23, 2015, 02:40:04 PM
My mother brought me up as a single mom the best she could. We didn't have much but it didn't matter.

Fuck off gimmick
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #92 on: March 23, 2015, 04:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Overload on March 23, 2015, 02:42:53 PM
They can be amazing in bed, they have a lot to prove and can cook.  If you're a succussful guy with a little charm they will be washing your balls for you.

That's about all they are good for.

Oh and the majority of them like angry anal sex, if you're into that sort of thing...

Don't meet the kid!  Just don't do it.  Let the whore wallow in her own misery alone.  NEVER ask about the kid and if they bring it up, change the subject.

Never let them stay the night, make them go home to their seed, don't give them the luxury of being away from the demon child they created.  They will do anything for a night away from the spawn, don't let them have it unless they have earned it.

Finally, don't add them on FB.  Pretend like they don't exist, don't let them meet your friends, etc.

Go forth and bang as many as you can, they want cock so bad they will most likely fuck on the first date.

Easy pussy brothers, pump'em and dump'em.  They are used to it anyway.


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Solid advice, all the way around. I've been with the same woman for two years and have never thought about her washing my balls.

How do you broach that subject? I don't think, "Hey, honey, these balls won't wash themselves" would go over too well. :(
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Re: 15 reasons to date a single mom
« Reply #93 on: March 24, 2015, 01:47:38 AM »
Quote from: muscularny on March 23, 2015, 01:32:58 AM
So the reason you have for dating a single mom is because the girls that dont have kids leave you at home and go grind on random dicks?

If yu are a single guy with no kids you should stay clear of single moms, all the excuses as tto why they are good are BS. You deserve all the hell that comes with dating them and I look reading the stories of how they destroyed you. The destruction they rain on men cannot possibly be done by women with no kids.
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Based on the bold, I'd   bet my left nut the single mom you dated had BPD. IF she didn't and you still got caught up in her drama you better have a good excuse

Women with BPD make you feel alive, like you work at mcdonalds for the rest of your life and still be "ok" as long as you have each other.  She'll slowly make her your entire life and push you away from your friends and family, your hobbies and interests. Then boom out of nowhere the switch flips and she becomes a different person. You  try desperately hard to get the girl back you fell in love with, bending over backwards for her and even putting up with her snot nosed child. At this point your a full on fucking beta and she probably has  lost all attraction to you, she's either gonna cheat on you or dump you.

Then your sitting there with your dick in your hand going WHAT THE FUCK, you'll be fucked up for a while but its important to realize that single mom you fell in love with was just an optical illusion and her walking out of your life was a blessing in disguise.  Once you get over it (if you ever get over it and I say if because a lot of guys don't get over a true borderline)  dating normal women will be a piece of cake for you. :) This is how you become an alpha male, and get college educated women making 100k a year wanting to meet your family after the second date because your the most amazing fucking thing that ever happened to them. I consider myself a pretty strong individual though, I went out and got out there. A couple guys in this thread obviously  aren't over theirs
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