15 reasons to date a single mom

[ritch]

Sorry man, couldn't help myself when I saw the typo. 

Heh, heh, would have done the same.
It's what we do and come here to do, the hell with straight up replies, lol...

[muscularny]

anyone ever have a situation whereas the single mom didnt reveal she is a mom until weeks or months after dating you?

wonder how that changes things lol

PS what is the balloon knot? I been gone for too long

[Knooger]

PS what is the balloon knot? I been gone for too long

Get naked in your bathroom, stand with the mirror to your back. Now bend over and look at the mirror from between your legs. See that thing between your butt cheeks? That's your balloon knot. Hope this helps.

[hardgainerj]

Why? Single moms need to get dicked just like normal females.

because youre willing to front to her kids just for her pussy

[Knooger]

because youre willing to front to her kids just for her pussy

Ain't talking about bringing her kids to the zoo, just taking her home from a bar and fucking her. No need to meet any children.

[MAXX]

I would have an easier time coming up with 1000 reasons why not to date single moms

[Thin Lizzy]

The comments on that article are gold too

"What's next, 15 reasons to buy a used car that's been in an accident?"

The chances of fixing the car are better than doing so with the woman.

[ritch]

The chances of fixing the car are better than doing so with the woman.

So f'in funny and true, oh shit...

[Costanza]

This is a Facebook post of a single mom in her mid 20s I know. Is 'broke as', but not too broke to cough up enough cab fare to mine to be pounded in the ass and in her words be 'all mine'...

[Quickerblade]

This is a Facebook post of a single mom in her mid 20s I know. Is 'broke as', but not too broke to cough up enough cab fare to mine to be pounded in the ass and in her words be 'all mine'...

hey valentine, don't catch feelings for her, just keep pounding to the sun comes up baby.
Single moms always think they are up to the task of raising a kid, one by one they fail.

[Quickerblade]

Love how single moms need to tell the world how good they are or how tough it is.
what happened to Brett sweetheart, why are you a single mom? 100/100 she will blame brett.

brett is smart, he knows you live once and he just bounced.

[Howard]

Here are 15 reasons to date a single mom.

1. She’s no wimp. Single moms are tough and independent.

2. She’s already a great mom. (And weren’t you looking for someone who would be a great mother? Look no further!)

3. She’s incredibly patient, but doesn’t have a lot of tolerance for bad behavior. She’ll be good for you.

4. She doesn’t play games. She doesn’t have time to just fool around. She takes her relationships seriously.

5. She’ll only keep you around if the relationship is a good thing for both her and her kids. You won’t have to guess if she’s into you.

6. Single moms are easy to pamper. (They don’t get breaks very often. Hint, hint.)

7. She’s loyal — and is fiercely protective of her little brood.

8. She can articulate what she wants and needs from a relationship.

9. Single moms are both practical and fun. There’s no room for diva behavior.

10. She’s no longer a party girl, but a fun night out is still very welcome.

11. She’s selfless. Single moms put others’ needs before their own.

12. Moms make the best lasagna and give the best back rubs.

13. You’ll get to take part in adventures to amusement parks, the zoo and the park. Bonus: You’ll have an excuse to play with toys.

14. She’s adaptable. She knows that life doesn’t always go as planned and has learned how to make the best of it.

15. Single moms can do it all, but are super-appreciative of a helping hand. Woo her with kindness and acts of service.

http://www.eharmony.com/dating-advice/dating-advice-for-you/15-reasons-to-date-a-single-mom/#.VDsOdRZ1AWs

I'm sure many "single moms" are decent, loving woman for the right men.
For men who want to be dads, this could be a great situation.

I opted to date/marry those without kids and had decent jobs/careers.
BUT, that's just me and what do I know?

[Thin Lizzy]

So f'in funny and true, oh shit...

The cartoon that is spot on is the one about the women being super picky when she's young, then, when she's over the hill and still single, complains about there being no good men around.

I'll bet everyone here knows women like that.

[Costanza]

hey valentine, don't catch feelings for her, just keep pounding to the sun comes up baby.
Single moms always think they are up to the task of raising a kid, one by one they fail.

Zero feelings for this one Valentine. She whinges about finding a decent guy, yet I have no doubt as soon as she leaves my place she's off round to the next potential 'daddy's' place to get pounded again.

[Quickerblade]

I'm sure many "single moms" are decent, loving woman for the right men.
For men who want to be dads, this could be a great situation.

I opted to date/marry those without kids and had decent jobs/careers.
BUT, that's just me and what do I know?

That's just you my friend, many single moms are false dreamers that believe Ryan Gosling will call her.
Why the fuck would i want to be a father of someone elses cumshot.

Howard you are all good. single moms deserve the death penalty

[Quickerblade]

Zero feelings for this one Valentine. She whinges about finding a decent guy, yet I have no doubt as soon as she leaves my place she's off round to the next potential 'daddy's' place to get pounded again.

LOL what is decent to her? Bradley cooper? shes delusional, hope you keep pounding that ass, think of this thread next time you hit it.

[Thin Lizzy]

Why the fuck would i want to be a father of someone elses cumshot.

A fair question, indeed.

[Parker]

This is a Facebook post of a single mom in her mid 20s I know. Is 'broke as', but not too broke to cough up enough cab fare to mine to be pounded in the ass and in her words be 'all mine'...

So, she has a disrespectful 2 yr old. She accepts the child's disrespectful behavior. So what does she expect? Granted, at two, children can be difficult. I wonder if she is the type to tell the child stop doing something 10 times in row in a pleading voice. And the child just ignores her. And I bet that there are no reprocussions to this type of behavior.
And of course, where is the father?

[Hulkotron]

I bet she is the type to tell the child stop doing something 10 times in row in a pleading voice. And the child just ignores her. And I bet that there are no reprocussions to this type of behavior.
And of course, where is the father?

I see this a lot.  Parent(s) won't discipline the kid then wonder why he's an obnoxious little shit.

[greeneyes]

I'll give you 99 reason why you don't need to date a single mom but only stay to the level of fucking her.

[Quickerblade]

why the fuck would you want to date a single mom.

The man is number 1, a single mom is twisted, she puts her dirty kid first,then her, then maybe you.

I find single mothers to be unhygienic and lack class.

[flinstones1]

I think a lot of you guys who sound bitter about single mothers have just dealt with a borderline chick and don't know it. . these women will fuck you up, if you've ever dated a chick with any of the below chances are she was a borderline. I have composed a  safety guide for you fellas

- Abusive parents (usually the mother )
- father killed himself or abandoned her at an early age
- Lots of tattoos and piercings, usually she likes pain
- cuts herself
- borderlines usually always have some sort of weird  physical health issue too from the constant stress/cortisol in the body
- says every ex boyfriend was abusive and an asshole (the breakup was never her fault)
- social butterfly
- seems like the most perfect girl you ever met in the beginning of the relationship.  you'll literally feel like you've met the girl of your dreams, ride in on a white cape and come out with a knife in your back
- Dr Jeckyll/hide personality, especially when she drinks
-  Only sees things in black or white, she   hates you one minute, loves you the next minute. the only time they initiate sex is after they've pushed you away and have killed the mood for you.
- every time you question her craziness she Tries to convince you there is something wrong with you, and starts to makes you think your crazy. Before you know it you really believe your crazy
- afraid of the dark... believes in ghosts/ sees things
- keeps gifts  from ex boyfriends  (usually keeps them as trophies)
- Bored extremely easily, no hobbies...she quits everything she starts, lots  of quitting  jobs,  fall out relationships with friends and family
- Master deceiver/liar, she lies so easily it doesn't even seem like she's lying
-talks to herself, always singing has some kind of music running through her head
- baby fever, tries to rush you into marriage/moving in together too soon.  She probably told  you she loves you within a month of knowing you
 

They're usually freaky in bed and hot as fuck. They also date down because they need a guy they can control  and  manipulate, so odds are if you date a borderline she's the hottest chick you'll ever get. 

[Walter Sobchak]

why the fuck would you want to date a single mom.

The man is number 1, a single mom is twisted, she puts her dirty kid first,then her, then maybe you.

I find single mothers to be unhygienic and lack class.

There is no way in hell I'm raising or paying for some irresponsible whore's fuck trophy.

You and your ex had the kid.....you and your ex raise the kid.

If she wants me to stop by for a booty call cream pie after the kid is asleep, then she better text early and get in line.

[Howard]

There is no way in hell I'm raising or paying for some irresponsible whore's fuck trophy.

You and your ex had the kid.....you and your ex raise the kid.

If she wants me to stop by for a booty call cream pie after the kid is asleep, then she better text early and get in line.

That's the attitude !  Good post.

[Howard]

Get naked in your bathroom, stand with the mirror to your back. Now bend over and look at the mirror from between your legs. See that thing between your butt cheeks? That's your balloon knot. Hope this helps.

I prefer the nickname  "starfish" ,  but enjoyed your "balloon knot" visual imagery.