Douchebag things to do at the gym

[BigCyp]

The Bro talk in the locker room has me looking for my ear buds real quick...

Standing in front of the dumbell rack while doing a set.

Doing pull ups between a guys sets of squats or whatnot on the rack. Fuck off with that shit, plenty of places to do them, stay away from me as you disturb my bubble.

Asking me for a spot when I wear my cap low and have earbuds.

Guys (mostly hip hop assholes...) at one point were playing their music off their phones and that is such a fuck head thing to do, I was trying to see how I could step on or kick the device while making me look innocent, lol!

Bringing a towel but not using it on the machines.

Not putting back the weights.

Chicken leg morons walking around like they got 32 inch thighs. Bitch please...

checking the abs in the mirror between sets, especially if you're a twink.

'Bro talk in the locker room' used to be called 'human interaction' and was a very enjoyable pastime back in the day.

[BigCyp]

kind of a stupid question but has Ireland got less black people than other countries? I picture lots of angry very pale men beating each other up while not dropping their beers

That's pretty much spot on. They only eat potatoes, and are about 99% ginger too.

[robcguns]

Finger toe shoes=big time douchebag

[Bindare_Dundat]

People using like 10 pairs of dumbells at the same time.
The kunt would litteraly get all the dumbells from 6 to 14kg put them around his bench and do curls or lateral raises with drop sets   
I remember i picked up one dumbell off the floor and heard some kid curling saying "scuze me im using that !" OMG i was THIS close to split his skull with the damn dumbell
i just threw it at him

People using a bench to put his phone/bottle/towel on it but not actually using the bench to exercise.

Bro talk yeah OMG thank god for earbud

There was two guys like that at the gym a few days ago. I took nearly ALL the existing dumbbells and put them around me until there was hardly anything on that particular rack except the girly weights. Think either of those two fags clued in? Brain dead.

[Flexacon]

Sluts who start doing deadlifts with just the bar in the middle of about 20 dudes. How dare they!

[local hero]

Sluts who start doing deadlifts with just the bar in the middle of about 20 dudes. How dare they!

Outed....

[calfzilla]

Sluts who start doing deadlifts with just the bar in the middle of about 20 dudes. How dare they!

All while wearing super tight yoga pants.

[CalvinH]

Guys wearing jeans and doing arms every workout.
my gym has one guy combs his hair non stop in the gym mirrors, not even in the locker room.

[El Diablo Blanco]

bring a novel to the gym and spend 10 minutes reading between sets of bench press when the gym is packed and only has 3 benches.

[OlympiaGym]

"Train" naturally.

[Primemuscle]

Guys wearing jeans and doing arms every workout.
my gym has one guy combs his hair non stop in the gym mirrors, not even in the locker room.

If I had hair, I'd be combing it non-stop too. 

[OB1]

Blocking some machine just sitting on it doing nothing while others wait for their turn.

[The Ugly]

Blocking some machine just sitting on it doing nothing while others wait for their turn.

This requires intervention, especially when a phone is involved. I won't move until he does: "Almost done?" "Hey, how much more you got?" "Can I work in, bro?"

Fuck this guy, he needs to be made uncomfortable.

[Nether Animal]

Saw some D-bag tonight. Was getting all psyched up to chest press the 75s in front of the rack. And this was all he did the entire time I was there. He never left, and threw the weights down each and every time.

[Lustral]

Putting smaller plates over 20s on the weight tree.

Or stacking them so you can't get the twenties off without pulling the ones above off with them.

THIS! Some bellends even put 25kg in middle of tree thus blocking anything behind, below and above. Children in playschools can figure out square peg square hole and the size of blocks but half the people in the gym are too fucking retarded or lazy to put weights back right.

People filling leg press, barbell or similar with 5kg plates and not removing them (and killing themselves) after they finish on machine.

[OB1]

This requires intervention, especially when a phone is involved. I won't move until he does: "Almost done?" "Hey, how much more you got?" "Can I work in, bro?"

Fuck this guy, he needs to be made uncomfortable.

Agreed.

[Disco187]

I got guys taking shoes off or wearing the flat shoes for deadlifts that never go past 185 pounds.  also these people put the rubber weights on the bar so 135 actually looks like 225 because the weights are so thick, they also use them to do straight bar curls and thats usually when the camera comes out. I had a guy ask me to take a pic of him for facebook,  I am embarrased to say i did take the pic and when he looked at it he wanted a retake, two times! (true story)