LOL
Not to be a dick but they shouldn't have named her Jaeliece and then bought her Groucho Marx Eyebrow Magic for her sweet 16. This leads directly to "Hmm I wonder what more than one non-white guy at the same time would be like."Next thing you know. Milk carton.
I totally misunderstood this reference at first!!
In the movies the dad goes haywire and we've got a revenge fantasy action flick.Irl the dad buys her some therapy and never questions the manner in which he raised his kid. Jesus who doesn't step in when your daughter takes a job in a Somali bar? it's your buddy. Again, not trying to be a dick. But fucking hell. You'd have to be asking yourself some questions afterwards if it was your kid.
Welcome back, Taffin!
What happened in this roommate situation? Did Matt just opt for loaning her money to watch her bang another guy or what?
Why do people believe I swallow the sperm of other men? Please, I would like some insight on this. Does this look like a photo of a man who swallows the sperm of other men? [Note: Beer bottle is actually in her hand]:
Matt should revive his hugh hefner lounge lizard period
They are getting married next week.
The worst part about this is that I can't even convince myself I'm not gay anymore.
