A message from Martin's wife.

[tendonitis]

Marty, how often does your wife let you leave the house with your balls?

I'm guessing not too often.

[Brixtonbulldog]

if this is real it is the greatest post ive seen in a while

[newmom]

Disturbia is back so he will post good shit

[Doug_Steele]

Marty, how often does your wife let you leave the house with your balls?

I'm guessing not too often.

 

[Tapeworm]

my wife sat down and gave me a pep talk and told me that all the people who was mean to me was either jelous or insecure with they own lives.

that said, please dont insult my wife and drag her into this again

I've always been nice Marty but it's hard not to notice that she made no mention of her training or diet so I'm forced to conclude that fitness and beauty are not her priorities.  Now I don't want to overstep my bounds, but perhaps if you were supported and encouraged in your home environment by someone who wanted to grow with you instead of keep you under her heel... well, I imagine you'd spend less time weeping in the bathroom.

I hope she can find a way to congratulate you for your self improvement and that her continued flabbiness doesn't lead to a marital rift between you.  In any event, you must remain true to your journey, sir.

[marty31672]

I've always been nice Marty but it's hard not to notice that she made no mention of her training or diet so I'm forced to conclude that fitness and beauty are not her priorities.  Now I don't want to overstep my bounds, but perhaps if you were supported and encouraged in your home environment by someone who wanted to grow with you instead of keep you under her heel... well, I imagine you'd spend less time weeping in the bathroom.

I hope she can find a way to congratulate you for your self improvement and that her continued flabbiness doesn't lead to a marital rift between you.  In any event, you must remain true to your journey, sir.

ya man your right you been friendly to me i apologize for my first reaction i just got a little defensive

[pellius]

ya man your right you been friendly to me i apologize for my first reaction i just got a little defensive

I don't care what anybody else says, you're OK in my book. (I have a book, you know).

[marty31672]

I don't care what anybody else says, you're OK in my book. (I have a book, you know).

thanks pellius =] glad to no i have at least a few good friends on this board XD

[Flexb]

in all honesty Marty, she should of known to some extent the flack that would come out of it, does she care, I'd think yes if she took the time to post. You must deal with the consequences

Who could possibly comprehend the amount of jackasses and classless people in here. It's worse than a high school 

[daddy8ball]

good gimmick, but overplayed...

a more subtle, less verbose approach would have reaped untold bounties.

[pellius]

Who could possibly comprehend the amount of jackasses and classless people in here. It's worse than a high school 

LOL! QFT. This board does tend to bring out the worse in some people, present company included.

I don't care if Marty is a gimmick. He takes me back to a kindler and simpler time. Glad to "no" you too, Marty.

[Captain Equipoise]

[rocket]

It's a testament to retardation that one would go to such great lengths to convince, yet still be unable to resist putting in pieces of information that contradict (no wife is going to admit that list of embarrassments to the internet, regarding her husband).

[Flexb]

It's a testament to retardation that one would go to such great lengths to convince, yet still be unable to resist putting in pieces of information that contradict (no wife is going to admit that list of embarrassments to the internet, regarding her husband).

Maybe she didn't understand the repercussions

[Captain Equipoise]

Maybe she didn't understand the repercussions

Yeah, apparently Marty had a sit down with her and gave her quite the talking!   

[Flexb]

Yeah, apparently Marty had a sit down with her and gave her quite the talking!   

Honestly, if this is true, I feel bad for the dude. Having to close the bathroom door and hide from your wife to cry because you're seriously that traumatized from what others are saying is really sad. If true, I feel for Marty and people should stfu about him.If it's a gimmick, at least it's entertaining. 

[Tapeworm]

She must not douse the flames of his baptism.  Her place is that of the anvil in the fiery forge of marty's masculinity.

[Captain Equipoise]

Honestly, if this is true, I feel bad for the dude. Having to close the bathroom door and hide from your wife to cry because you're seriously that traumatized from what others are saying is really sad. If true, I feel for Marty and people should stfu about him.If it's a gimmick, at least it's entertaining. 

Come on dude, Marty is a Bluto gimmick... don't fall for it.

[Bodybuilding Related]

Clearly brilliant. 

[Doug_Steele]

Come on dude, Marty is a Bluto gimmick... don't fall for it.

does bluto still live at home? i would think that bluto would contribute to his stallone thread though.

[outby43]

does bluto still live at home? i would think that bluto would contribute to his stallone thread though.

maybe even the mustache thread

[marty31672]

maybe even the mustache thread

whats the mustache thread?

[pellius]

whats the mustache thread?

How I miss Bluto's Mentzer Mondays. Say what you want about him, the man appreciated a good mustache.

[Doug_Steele]

maybe even the mustache thread

I miss his Van-Damme Threads.