Author Topic: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian (Read 20225 times)

Wiggs · « **Reply #75 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:15:03 AM »

Quote from: Method101 on March 03, 2010, 03:33:05 AM

The guy who wrote the Conan books was an all out racist, if he was alive today this would not have happend i assure you lol. Some say Conan was supposed to be a red indian, but that is complete horse shit.

I don't give a shit what you say he is Wiggs, with those dreadlocks he definatly has black ancestry.

You do know that you don't have to be black to have dreads right?

The ChemistV2 · « **Reply #76 on:** March 03, 2010, 12:28:33 PM »

I'm sure someone will feed the guy juice, he'll blow up and then the mags will write about how hard he trained for 3 months to put on 40 pounds of muscle..."Yeah, I just ate lots of protein and trained two hours a day..and the 40 pounds of muscle just piled right on. But I stopped the regime and went back to my original size."

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #77 on:** March 03, 2010, 01:26:35 PM »

Quote from: The ChemistV2 on March 03, 2010, 12:28:33 PM

I'm sure someone will feed the guy juice, he'll blow up and then the mags will write about how hard he trained for 3 months to put on 40 pounds of muscle..."Yeah, I just ate lots of protein and trained two hours a day..and the 40 pounds of muscle just piled right on. But I stopped the regime and went back to my original size."

That is actually the perfect assesment

DK II · « **Reply #78 on:** March 03, 2010, 02:01:45 PM »

Quote from: The ChemistV2 on March 03, 2010, 12:28:33 PM

I'm sure someone will feed the guy juice, he'll blow up and then the mags will write about how hard he trained for 3 months to put on 40 pounds of muscle..."Yeah, I just ate lots of protein and trained two hours a day..and the 40 pounds of muscle just piled right on. But I stopped the regime and went back to my original size."

There still is hope that the movie can turn out "Ok".

He has to lose the nigg@-haircut and put on 60lbs of muscle, then we're up to something.

Remember the days when the actor that played Conan had to LOSE muscle to fit the role??

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #79 on:** March 03, 2010, 02:14:19 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on March 03, 2010, 02:01:45 PM

There still is hope that the movie can turn out "Ok".

He has to lose the nigg@-haircut and put on 60lbs of muscle, then we're up to something.

Remember the days when the actor that played Conan had to LOSE muscle to fit the role??

Amazing how things change

Method101 · « **Reply #80 on:** March 03, 2010, 04:13:55 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on March 03, 2010, 02:01:45 PM

There still is hope that the movie can turn out "Ok".

He has to lose the nigg@-haircut and put on 60lbs of muscle, then we're up to something.

Remember the days when the actor that played Conan had to LOSE muscle to fit the role??

This movie will never be ok, do not pay money to see it.

Another picture of this f.ag

shootfighter1 · « **Reply #81 on:** March 03, 2010, 05:13:53 PM »

You are f-cking kidding, this guy is casted as Conan? Robert E Howard must be turning in his grave. Conan is a nordic warrior for Christ sakes. F this director and F this movie. The original Conan with arnold kicks ass, there is no substitute.

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #82 on:** March 03, 2010, 05:23:18 PM »

Quote from: Method101 on March 03, 2010, 04:13:55 PM

This movie will never be ok, do not pay money to see it.

Another picture of this f.ag

At the rate things are going, men are going to have to have a masculine power movement. Due to men morphing into sissy boy women...

DK II · « **Reply #83 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:11:25 AM »

Quote from: FunkyMonk on March 03, 2010, 05:29:40 PM

No shit. Living away from the US I really realized this too.

In the USA it's too politically correct and in many ways men arent allowed to just act like men. American women have got the men by the balls in a lot of ways. Lots of men grow up thinking the proper and correct thing to do is to act like a metrosexual. And in most American relationships the women does shit that most women in other countries would never do. Indeed, dating in the USA can fucking suck.

This isn't just about men acting like men. It also extends to race and religion and everything else. It's all too politically correct these days in America. Everyone is trying to appear sensitive and open-minded, but it's just contrived and stupid.

The US sucks.

Skeletor · « **Reply #84 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:14:20 AM »

First promo trailer for the new Conan movie:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809953260/video/24490513

Meso_z · « **Reply #85 on:** March 12, 2011, 02:05:20 AM »

I think they should have left it as it is and concentrate on new ideas.

Skeletor · « **Reply #86 on:** March 12, 2011, 02:07:38 AM »

Supposedly it's a remake of Conan the Barbarian. Everyone would compare Momoa to Arnold, moreso if the movie is a remake (and few remakes are better than the original). They could have explored so many themes from Hyboria. I'll still watch it but I don't think Momoa will be a proper Cimmerian.

The smoke hiding everything makes it more suspicious.. Trying to hide the fact that it's crap maybe? (and most probably straight to dvd)

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #87 on:** March 12, 2011, 02:36:09 AM »

Gayman the canarian...?

MAXX · « **Reply #88 on:** March 12, 2011, 02:41:46 AM »

there is no way in hell you can find a substitute for Arnold as Conan. Arnold is Conan!

Jaime · « **Reply #89 on:** March 12, 2011, 03:08:37 AM »

The Arnold love is getting pretty sickening. He was average, the new guy is probably worse but Arnold didn't fit the Conan template at all.

Arnold is the same fucking pussy that shit his pants when Mentzer the drug addict confronted him, i don't see him fighting armies and mythical beasts.

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MAXX · « **Reply #90 on:** March 12, 2011, 03:29:02 AM »

Quote from: Jaime on March 12, 2011, 03:08:37 AM

The Arnold love is getting pretty sickening. He was average, the new guy is probably worse but Arnold didn't fit the Conan template at all.

Arnold is the same fucking pussy that shit his pants when Mentzer the drug addict confronted him, i don't see him fighting armies and mythical beasts.

.

I think he was pretty much a perfect fit for that role. Who would do it better?

Jaime · « **Reply #91 on:** March 12, 2011, 03:33:15 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on March 12, 2011, 03:29:02 AM

I think he was pretty much a perfect fit for that role. Who would do it better?

Actors? Fuck knows. 99% of action stars are terrible.

I remember reading the books years ago and to me Arnold just doesn't fit at all.

MAXX · « **Reply #92 on:** March 12, 2011, 03:34:38 AM »

Quote from: Jaime on March 12, 2011, 03:33:15 AM

Actors? Fuck knows. 99% of action stars are terrible.

I remember reading the books years ago and to me Arnold just doesn't fit at all.

Reeves · « **Reply #93 on:** March 12, 2011, 08:24:37 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 03, 2010, 10:15:03 AM

You do know that you don't have to be black to have dreads right?

Wiggs is correct. You just have to not wash your hair for a year or two and braid it with dried bird droppings or cat shit. Turdlocks.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #94 on:** March 13, 2011, 01:48:44 AM »

Conan the aquarium...