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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2011, 04:42:08 AM »
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2011, 04:52:25 AM »
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2011, 05:02:10 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on May 07, 2011, 01:13:52 AM
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Lucky that this guy, like so many others, realized that the goatee gives him a chin, jawline and hides any facial plumposity.


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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2011, 05:32:50 AM »


Lex's date all happy and shit after her meal.....MOOOOAAARRRR
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2011, 07:15:05 AM »
Jealousy is a poison toxin, my man.  You would do well to get out in the sunlight and fresh air, go for along brisk walk and breathe deeply.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2011, 12:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 07, 2011, 07:15:05 AM
Jealousy is a poison toxin, my man.  You would do well to get out in the sunlight and fresh air, go for along brisk walk and breathe deeply.

BWAH HA HA HA HAHA HA HA.......you suck at life....please proceed to suck on the nearest tailpipe for resolution.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2011, 12:29:20 PM »
Your parents raised a dud.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2011, 12:30:54 PM »

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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2011, 04:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 08:13:39 AM
Friday is date night for me, and tonight I'm taking out an 18 year old Puerto Rican waitress who's been flirting with me.  First I'll head over to the YMCA and perform a full body workout of bench press, squat, chins, military presses, barbell curls, French curls, and 500 sit-ups on the slant board.  Then I'm taking this hot little tamale to Olive Garden and we'll see where things go.

Hopefully it goes straight back to your mattress.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2011, 04:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
Okay I finished my full body workout, shaved, sh*t, and showered and two slaps of Old Spice.  I'm gonna give this PR chick the ride of her life.

don't forget to slash both your wrists and your jugular with that razor so you bleed out right there in the bathroom
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2011, 04:44:20 PM »
Howd the date turn out????
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2011, 04:45:30 PM »
You sound kind of upset.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2011, 05:46:43 PM »
WTF?! Did you nail this broad or not?
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2011, 08:45:22 PM »
She blew me twice and we screwed.  She's called me four times today to see how my day is going.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #39 on: May 07, 2011, 08:54:47 PM »
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2011, 09:36:05 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 07, 2011, 08:45:22 PM
She blew me twice and we screwed.  She's called me four times today to see how my day is going.



"Sorry I tore so much skin off that tiny pecker of yours old man"
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2011, 10:34:24 AM »
Quote from: Runningmom on May 06, 2011, 08:16:12 AM
If I may ask, why olive garden? Not knocking it in the slightest but isn't there better Italian places to go
He likes the free bread sticks, and the new Tuscan menu items... ;D
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2011, 12:19:14 PM »
Shouldve taken her to Dorsia's ,  Pat.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2011, 03:47:14 PM »
Quote from: dov on May 08, 2011, 12:19:14 PM
Shouldve taken her to Dorsia's ,  Pat.

Should have dropped her off at Whattaburger with a map back to your house.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2011, 03:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 07, 2011, 08:45:22 PM
She blew me twice and we screwed.  She's called me four times today to see how my day is going.

Stage 10 cling on, proceed with caution. Gotta love young  girls. She will learn DONT EVER DO THAT the next day
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2011, 04:05:14 PM »
Quote from: dov on May 08, 2011, 12:19:14 PM
Shouldve taken her to Dorsia's ,  Pat.
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