Feeling sad and reminiscing about my ex from a looooong time ago.

[purenaturalstrength]

the one that got away is a song

stop listening to it

listen to misogynistic boasting songs instead

[liberty]

Use to work with an oldtimer who was the king of one liners....
Regarding woman.....

"If they didn't have tits and a pussy they'd be shot on sight"

Miss that guy....he retired.....few years later he got knee surgery....never came out of the anesthesia right...fucked him up.
Went into a nursing home......died last year.
Father time is a MOFO

[jodsy]

man up

[Parker]

Use to work with an oldtimer who was the king of one liners....
Regarding woman.....

"If they didn't have tits and a pussy they'd be shot on sight"

Miss that guy....he retired.....few years later he got knee surgery....never came out of the anesthesia right...fucked him up.
Went into a nursing home......died last year.
Father time is a MOFO

Right out of college, I worked at a dept store. There was this old guy who would walk up to women, many times pretty women, and chat them up for credit card apps. And he was pretty fucking good at it too. I chalked it up to him being an "old man" and "non-threatening", his famous line to me was, there is no harm in asking, plus, I'm old, if you had the same mentality, you'd have tons of numbers.
Dude used to breed pit bulls, and had tons of knowledge...he died a few yrs back...

Old heads like that, always get respect...many of these baby boomers and 40 yr olds, they are erring worthless.

[Meso_z]

[El Diablo Blanco]

I guess it's human nature for a man to want to fuck every pussy that passes by, but there also is a part that attaches to a particular female.  You can date supermodels then date a plain girl and she somehow captures your heart. Looks and big tits are fantastic but a relationship built around them never lasts because they are on borrowed time.

I've dated hotter chicks than this one, smarter, funnier, better bodies, but this one just got to me.

Like I said, I haven't thought about her for ages, just this one dream dug up a shitload of memories.

[Papper]

Sounds to me like you have a bad case of "Oneitis"..This unhealthy obsession will prevent you from meeting other women, so best get over her.
Forget the dream, the past, it's done, over... live in the now.
dry your eyes and press on, there are millions of other women out there...

Someone's been indulging in the venusian arts?

I'm brushing up on it this spring.

[Borracho]

Just to help you man, your delusions about your ex are just that, delusions, the mind always likes to embellish reality to make it seem more interesting (especially if your current reality sucks big dogs balls),  The woman you long for is no differnet than the other 3 billion whores walking the planet, don't romanticise things dude, if they didn't have cun+s they would be ten high at the rubbish tip.  never ever do your nuts over a woman!  You are obviously feeling crap about yourself and so create a fantasy of the woman that got away - trust me, her shit stinks!

Thank you for this post ....I had a similar dream to mos last night  

[Army of One]

Always charms them in the movies though

[Henda]

saw my ex from around 9 years ago on my friends facebook, ha damn the whore got fat she had a baby too who was very very ugly

[240 is Back]

saw my ex from around 9 years ago on my friends facebook, ha damn the whore got fat  she had a baby too who was very very ugly

bwahahaha that was awesome!!!

[Krankenstein]

mon_of_steele i recently had almost the same experience, a dream, lingering on it, finding her on facebook, etc.

you need to remind yourself why it didnt work. you mentioned she was fucked in the head, well she probably still is. dont downplay it now because you are horny or feeling nostalgic.  my ex i had a dream about had a perfect ass, coy smile, loved to suck dick. then i start to rememeber the 3 am phonecalls accusing me of nonsense, her penchant for trying to create drama, her selfishness.

this too shall pass

Biff.....seriously....th at hits it right on the head.....

What I want to remember:

1) Her beautiful body
2) Nice ass and tits
3) Her natural ability to make friends because I am more of an introvert
4) How I could joke with her about everything

What I SHOULD remember:
1) Her insecurity towards things I did
2) Her jealousy that would rear its ugly head
3) The nit picking and asking the same question 10x when I already gave the answer
4) The laziness and lack of motivation she had
5) Her judgemental ways towards people around her
6) The 'daddy' issues she had