Author Topic: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue! (Read 10044 times)

Maddy · « **Reply #100 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:13:11 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:10:12 PM

I Saw her leaving the gym as I was pulling into the parking lot tonight! Girl is in the most outrageous leotards when she comes to work out. Like the 1980's ain't got shit on her!

stalker

BIG ACH · « **Reply #101 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:17:07 PM »

Quote from: Maddy on May 07, 2013, 08:13:11 PM

stalker

Hard to miss her hot pink leotard matching with her hot pink spandex pants matching with her hot pink shoes!

No exaggeration she works out in things that look like this, but cut out to show her abs:

BigAnt · « **Reply #102 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:18:09 PM »

BIG ACH..You handled it perfectly, next time you see her, excuse yourself and say "I see you train hard as well, what show are you getting ready for?" Have her and the other gym memebrs know she was in the wrong.... Never stoop to her childish level, and she does probably like you! How nice is her butt again?

BigAnt · « **Reply #103 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:20:03 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:17:07 PM

Hard to miss her hot pink leotard matching with her hot pink spandex pants matching with her hot pink shoes!

No exaggeration she works out in things that look like this, but cut out to show her abs:

--Yeah buddy very sexy...1983 all over again!

Was she wearing Dior Poison perfume? LOL

BIG ACH · « **Reply #104 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:27:17 PM »

Quote from: BigAnt on May 07, 2013, 08:20:03 PM

--Yeah buddy very sexy...1983 all over again!

Was she wearing Dior Poison perfume? LOL

She is in phenomenal shape, ridiculous abs, I won't deny that - but I wouldn't call her attractive. Face is meh and nothing in the chest area.

But I do not get how she trains in FULL MAKE up everyday, like FULL ON FULL ON CAKE MAKE UP, BRIGHT HOT RED LIPSTICK AND ALL!!! WTF!!!!!

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #105 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:29:42 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:27:17 PM

I do not get how she trains in FULL MAKE up everyday, like FULL ON FULL ON CAKE MAKE UP, BRIGHT HOT RED LIPSTICK AND ALL!!! WTF!!!!!

Mental cases like her drive me crazy.

99 Bananas · « **Reply #106 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:30:16 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 07:30:32 PM

There is a difference between a pussy and a gentleman! I happen to be the latter!

Read "How to win friends and influence people" - there are a couple good lessons in there on how to deal with certain individuals!

"how to win friends." impressive.

cephissus · « **Reply #107 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:30:38 PM »

ach, after this many pages, you have to get a pic of this chick... getbig rule #1

BIG ACH · « **Reply #108 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:32:38 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on May 07, 2013, 08:30:38 PM

ach, after this many pages, you have to get a pic of this chick... getbig rule #1

Dude - girl snapped on me for thinking I cut her off to get on the leg press.... lol no way am I sneak-taking a picture of her

I think in this instant I will fully admit to being a pussy!

cephissus · « **Reply #109 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:34:57 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:32:38 PM

Dude - girl snapped on me for thinking I cut her off to get on the leg press.... lol no way am I sneak-taking a picture of her I think in this instant I will fully admit to being a pussy!

tell her it's for getbig

she'll probably inform you she posts under the handle "lobstah"

BigAnt · « **Reply #110 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:36:16 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:27:17 PM

She is in phenomenal shape, ridiculous abs, I won't deny that - but I wouldn't call her attractive. Face is meh and nothing in the chest area.

But I do not get how she trains in FULL MAKE up everyday, like FULL ON FULL ON CAKE MAKE UP, BRIGHT HOT RED LIPSTICK AND ALL!!! WTF!!!!!

We all got our insecurites....women love make up, some more than others....like MeMe on the Drew Carey show?

Telling you, she is into you....

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #111 on:** May 07, 2013, 09:25:32 PM »

OK, I slept on this subject thinking WHAT would be the BEST solution?? Only thing I can come up with is wait one week, and leave a note asking her out for dinner one weekend on her windshield wiper.
*** NOTHING TO LOOSE ***

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #112 on:** May 07, 2013, 09:58:40 PM »

The best solution lies here.....

Tapeworm · « **Reply #113 on:** May 07, 2013, 11:03:25 PM »

I got confronted once by an enraged Englishman at a gas pump. He shouted at me while doing his best Action Man walk.

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?

By most indications. Why do you ask?

Dude then read me the riot act for pulling into the pump from the wrong direction. (Never seen evidence of a right direction here.)

As God is my witness, I responded: You seem a little upset. Is there something?

Thanks, Getbig.

cephissus · « **Reply #114 on:** May 07, 2013, 11:08:50 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on May 07, 2013, 11:03:25 PM

I got confronted once by an enraged Englishman at a gas pump. He shouted at me while doing his best Action Man walk.

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?

By most indications. Why do you ask?

Dude then read me the riot act for pulling into the pump from the wrong direction. (Never seen evidence of a right direction here.)

As God is my witness, I responded: You seem a little upset. Is there something?

Thanks, Getbig.

LMAO!!!

what did he say?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #115 on:** May 07, 2013, 11:21:46 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on May 07, 2013, 11:08:50 PM

LMAO!!!

what did he say?

He continued yelling about 'the system,' wtf is wrong with you, etc. I also gave him "Wow this sounds serious." Came on like a hurricane but never got right up to me.

To this day, I wonder if he was right. Maybe there was a system at that gas station.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #116 on:** May 07, 2013, 11:29:34 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on May 07, 2013, 11:21:46 PM

He continued yelling about 'the system,' wtf is wrong with you, etc. I also gave him "Wow this sounds serious." Came on like a hurricane but never got right up to me.

To this day, I wonder if he was right. Maybe there was a system at that gas station.

I wouldn't worry about any system. The attendant would have said something to you if you'd done something wrong. The dude was just another asshole. There are a lot of them in this world, unfortunately.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #117 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:02:52 PM »

BAch---Leave a thing of deodorant on her car with a note under her windshield wiper saying "you stink- Please use deodorant"...Do this once a month for a year.

falco · « **Reply #118 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:45:42 PM »

Ct Fletcher would have proper answer to her.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #119 on:** May 08, 2013, 03:49:58 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on May 08, 2013, 01:02:52 PM

BAch---Leave a thing of deodorant on her car with a note under her windshield wiper saying "you stink- Please use deodorant"...Do this once a month for a year.

I shudder to think that anyone would actually take the time to do such a silly thing.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #120 on:** May 08, 2013, 03:55:19 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:17:07 PM

Hard to miss her hot pink leotard matching with her hot pink spandex pants matching with her hot pink shoes!

No exaggeration she works out in things that look like this, but cut out to show her abs:

Splash on some Drakkar Noir and let the Biggest Ach work on her, er, insecurities. Thank me later.

Option D · « **Reply #121 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:00:00 PM »

Quote from: tonymctones on May 06, 2013, 07:37:30 PM

you owe me two minutes of my life reading this shit!!!!

fucking this...

im waiting for an epic punch line...like
"So then i put my balls on her face when she was lying at the leg press machine"

Fuckin Ach.. quit being nice..

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #122 on:** May 08, 2013, 06:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on May 08, 2013, 03:49:58 PM

I shudder to think that anyone would actually take the time to do such a silly thing.

She'll probably leave the gym for good. It's a win win.