REMINDER: Italians are Extreme Betas

[LurkerNoMore]

Looks more manly than you I have to admit.

[Hulkotron]

I am irritated by those people who are born and raised in America and proclaim that they are "Italian".

[Tapeworm]

I heard tell recently of a gentleman of Chinese extraction who quit his job, dumped his whitey gf, and traveled to his ancestral homeland. Did a whole language immersion course and really got in touch with his roots.

So where am I supposed to go?  Fucking Germany?  I'm asking you.

[Kwon_2]

I heard tell recently of a gentleman of Chinese extraction who quit his job, dumped his whitey gf, and traveled to his ancestral homeland. Did a whole language immersion course and really got in touch with his roots.

So where am I supposed to go?  Fucking Germany?  I'm asking you.

What's wrong with Germany Tape?

[njflex]

I am irritated by those people who are born and raised in America and proclaim that they are "Italian".

THEY ARE AMERICAN ITALIAN'S OR AMERICAN OF ITALIAN DESCENT,ITS GOES ITALIAN BORN THERE COME AMERICA,1ST GEN ITALIAN AMERICAN,2ND GEN AMERICAN ITALIAN,

[Thick Nick]

I am irritated by those people who are born and raised in America and proclaim that they are "Italian".

I'm first generation in America. My parents were born in Italy. Close enough... So you and Lurkerisghey ....

Go fuck yourselves.

[Mr Nobody]

Great inventors of many things and artists but have trouble executing them for profit.

[Kwon_2]

If Italians are Beta, then Greeks are Theta

[LurkerNoMore]

LOL @ claiming to be Italian and probably never even set foot in the country.

[Tapeworm]

What's wrong with Germany Tape?

It's a land of dissonance.  Generously endowed frauen with buttergesicht.  Wonderfully ornate brass door knockers and suburban neo-nazism.  The best thing about Germany is the American tourists.

[Tapeworm]

Great inventors of many things and artists but have trouble executing them for profit.

Yes, a gifted but impractical people.  Typical of the shorter races.

[JOHN MATRIX]

1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall, spreading their seed (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French) and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.

2. They have an extremely beta military tradition: they dithered during World War I and switched allegiance to the winning side; they barely defeated a bunch of Ethiopian tribes during the run-up to World War II, resorting to chemical weapon use; they launched a sneak attack against the French after millions of their troops had been surrounded by the Nazis and still lost; they were defeated by Greek and Albanian peasants in the Balkans; 500 thousand plus Italians couldn't defeat a small group of Indian and South African divisions under the Brits in North Africa and Ethiopia, instead surrendering; and, they are the only country to surrender three times in a war (to the Allies in 1943, to the Germans after they invaded soon after, and to the Allies again at war's end).

3. Real pizza sucks. If you ever go to Italy and sample the real stuff, it is very simple; very plain. In fact, all of Italy has food just like the Olive Garden, except it ends up tasting better because the raw ingredients are significantly better.

4. They are one of the PIIGS nations of Eurozone crisis fame, proving that they can't handle financial matters. Real men handle money responsibly.

5. Those "guys" on the Jershey Shore are Italian. Enough said.

Hope this helps

YES!!!!! Agreed...italians are worthless..they are NOT the same people from the Roman times or even the renaissance. Their history and the associated tourism keeps them afloat, if it weren't for that they would be a third world country mark my words.

[LurkerNoMore]

Germans are excellent at engineering cars and kitchens.  The kitchen I am having installed now was custom built in Germany and shipped here where it is being assembled in home now.

[Tapeworm]

Prostitution is legal in Germany.

What about AAS?

Idk man.  I didn't pay for any furher-race 'tang while I was there.  Somehow, it didn't seem worth my while.

Seriously, I remember Germany being full of old people.  Everywhere I went - The Elderly.  I actually helped some struggling old lady carry her shopping home and, upon arriving, enjoyed a very broken conversation over a cup of hot something.  She liked the American men, as I recall.  Back in The War.  (Don't mention The War.)  And I took my leave.  Yes, Germany was one non-stop boner.  

And salamis.  That's a breakfast of champs.

[JOHN MATRIX]

The avergae italian man is 135lbs with 12 inch arms, smells like onions, and spends all their money on designer clothes, sunglasses and cigarettes and spends their day standing on street corners yelling comments to women passing by.

[Roger Bacon]

1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall, spreading their seed (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French) and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.

I think to some degree though, they're redeemed by the great Italian Americans.  

[LurkerNoMore]

Idk man.  I didn't pay for any furher-race 'tang while I was there.  Somehow, it didn't seem worth my while.

Seriously, I remember Germany being full of old people.  Everywhere I went - The Elderly.  I actually helped some struggling old lady carry her shopping home and, upon arriving, enjoyed a very broken conversation over a cup of hot something.  She liked the American men, as I recall.  Back in The War.  (Don't mention The War.)  And I took my leave.  Yes, Germany was one non-stop boner.  

And salamis.  That's a breakfast of champs.

Isn't that how 99% of Oma porn starts out?

[syntaxmachine]

I think to some degree though, they're redeemed by the great Italian Americans.  

[Psychopath]

I think the most hated were the Spaniards. They were extremely racist, and bloody tyrants.

[Irongrip400]

Outed as fuck.

Looking at things belonging to different cultures is pretty cool. Spent two weeks in Italy and Germany two years ago on my honeymoon and enjoyed every bit. When I wasn't drinking/eating/banging, I was taking in all of the sites and did several private walking tours. It was a great time, and I plan on going 17 days this Christmas, maybe I'll hit up lurkernomore for travel tips, dude seems well aware of what's going on in the homeland of white America.

[King Shizzo]

Looking at things belonging to different cultures is pretty cool. Spent two weeks in Italy and Germany two years ago on my honeymoon and enjoyed every bit. When I wasn't drinking/eating/banging, I was taking in all of the sites and did several private walking tours. It was a great time, and I plan on going 17 days this Christmas, maybe I'll hit up lurkernomore for travel tips, dude seems well aware of what's going on in the homeland of white America.

Outed.

[Roger Bacon]

Outed as fuck.

ROFL

He was being completely sincere too, making it even gayer.   

[Roger Bacon]

I stand corrected 

[LurkerNoMore]

DA would be the loser norm no matter what race he belonged to.

[Earl1972]

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