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Re: mommy of peace
« Reply #50 on: May 31, 2016, 04:15:14 PM »



Needs to bring up the calves.




And don't Gorillas only eat veggies? Impressive size...

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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2016, 04:17:37 PM »
What's interesting is if a baby that size can get into the Gorilla area, why the fukc cant the Gorilla get out?

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Re: mommy of peace
« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2016, 04:22:01 PM »




"God protected my child until the authorities were able to get to him".

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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2016, 04:48:04 PM »
this thread is useless without Dr. Chimp's input on the matter







 

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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2016, 05:38:25 AM »
The Gorilla didn't show any signs of agression. They could just shoot him with tranquilizers.

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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #55 on: June 01, 2016, 06:16:39 AM »
Getting back to bodybuilding related.  Gorillas can curl 800 pounds per a St. Louis zoo study from the 50s:

One useful rule of thumb is the male silverback gorilla. Back in the 50's the St. Louis Zoo rigged up a vertically sliding 'gate' or barrier that could hold weights -- kind of a crude 'Smith Machine' that the gorillas had to move in order to get at their favorite food. It was rigged differently so that sometimes they had to curl it, and sometimes press it overhead. The results? Best eforts: an 800 lbs. curl, and a 1221 lbs. overhead press. Full-grown male gorillas (silverbacks) weigh in at 350-400 lbs. in the wild, roughly 3 times the average wild weight of a full grown male chimp. They are similarly built apes, so a very rough linear extrapolation would have a 130 lbs. chimp military pressing 400-plus pounds. Maybe we should just stop at that conservative, rough extrapolation. But, if we wanted to go further, we could adjust that to reflect the fact that smaller animals are proportionately stronger than bigger ones -- a fact of life in weightlifting and powerlifting as well. Just to be very, very conservative, that would put an average chimp in the 500-600 lbs. press range. Now keep in mind that there are a fair number of bigger chimps, even in the wild, and some real bruisers in captivity who are mostly solid at 200-220 lbs. These guys may be half as strong as a silverback.

The very strongest humans doing a relatively strict 'Smith machine' type overhead press would do, what? 500 lbs? The WSM guys arre thus in the same category as average chimps in upper-body strength. Maybe. So, the 'urbam myths' or whatever, about fantastic chimp strength are exagerrated, but chimps are still stronger pound-for-pound than humans by a significant margin.

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Re: mommy of peace
« Reply #56 on: June 01, 2016, 06:24:19 AM »
Are you on welfare too? non-confrontational apologetic fuck.

It's called taking responsibility and using your goddamn intellect.


non confrontational ??? ???


as opposed to super confrontational? Like youre going to jump through the computer and whip his ass or something. Fuck outta here.

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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #57 on: June 01, 2016, 06:28:26 AM »
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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #58 on: June 01, 2016, 08:04:15 AM »
That kid better get his act together and start writing Beethoven's 5th , it's the least he owes that poor gorilla that got shot on his account!

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Re: mommy of peace
« Reply #59 on: June 01, 2016, 11:32:09 AM »

non confrontational ??? ???


as opposed to super confrontational? Like youre going to jump through the computer and whip his ass or something. Fuck outta here.

Compared to you sucking him off through the computer, whipping his ass should be easy.
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Re: mommy of peace
« Reply #60 on: June 01, 2016, 04:07:51 PM »


Michelle Gregg and Deonne Dickerson, the boy’s father.

The mother of the 4-year-old boy who fell into the Gorilla World exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo.













Harambe the gorilla.

this is why the gorilla didn't kill the kid immediately, he looked related

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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #61 on: June 01, 2016, 04:11:07 PM »
E,

Are you saying he got lost and was looking for his mommy?

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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #62 on: June 02, 2016, 09:51:07 AM »
E,

Are you saying he got lost and was looking for his mommy?

Maybe the kid thought it was his father down there?  ;D
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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #63 on: June 02, 2016, 09:53:50 AM »
Maybe the kid thought it was his father down there?  ;D

Rumors are around that she has a history with CPS, regarding care of the children.

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Re: mommy loves you of peace
« Reply #64 on: June 02, 2016, 11:34:24 AM »
Rumors are around that she has a history with CPS, regarding care of the children.

No shit! How many thousands of millions of children went through that gorilla exhibit without getting into the gorilla habitat. Clearly not a case of her looking always for just a second. This was gross negligence. The zoo is to blame as well.