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Re: Jump on the Klaus bandwagon
« Reply #200 on: December 02, 2007, 03:47:17 PM »
Nice symmetry
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Re: Jump on the Klaus bandwagon
« Reply #201 on: December 02, 2007, 03:49:52 PM »
That Right!  It's December- All Hail Klaus Doring Month!  Klaus can make a woman pregnant just by looking at her hard.   

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Re: Der übermench and next mr.Olympia is back. Jay is already dethroned.
« Reply #202 on: December 02, 2007, 03:52:02 PM »
If Klaus is lifting with 100's, it's only because he's already lifted all the other weights.

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In honor of December, Klaus Doring month...
« Reply #203 on: December 02, 2007, 03:52:34 PM »
I give you Das Uberfreak on Youtube:





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Re: In honor of December, Klaus Doring month...
« Reply #204 on: December 02, 2007, 03:54:49 PM »
Ron: "I am lazy."

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Re: In honor of December, Klaus Doring month...
« Reply #205 on: December 02, 2007, 03:55:29 PM »
Boom!

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #206 on: December 02, 2007, 04:00:46 PM »
He's twice Nassers size :o
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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #207 on: December 02, 2007, 04:02:56 PM »
please please please let this be the end of team nasser

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #208 on: December 02, 2007, 04:03:39 PM »
Inevitably Team Nasser will feel threatened by a superior, more ancient, mystic team and attempt to slander us down.  Shame they don't have time travel in their capacity.

Dont worry Klaus Doring used to train with Huge Nasser, did you know that Klaus Doring use to date Nasser's sister? Klaus Doring is nasser-approved.

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Re: Der übermench and next mr.Olympia is back. Jay is already dethroned.
« Reply #209 on: December 02, 2007, 04:05:39 PM »
Its a shame when we finally get a natural living up to their fullest potential and all that we get here are those who want to flame the greatest specimen the earth has ever seen.

Its reasons like this that I dont like posting here..............


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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #210 on: December 02, 2007, 04:07:16 PM »
I wish I was big enough to only be able to wear overalls

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #211 on: December 02, 2007, 04:08:04 PM »
Dont worry Klaus Doring used to train with Huge Nasser, did you know that Klaus Doring use to date Nasser's sister? Klaus Doring is nasser-approved.


In fairness to Nasser, though, he knows he can't compete with a time-travelling Uberfreak from the future.
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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #212 on: December 02, 2007, 04:08:08 PM »
Dont worry Klaus Doring used to train with Huge Nasser, did you know that Klaus Doring use to date Nasser's sister? Klaus Doring is nasser-approved.

This doesn't surprise me, most of Nasser's pics look like Klaus taught him how to use synthol.

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #213 on: December 02, 2007, 04:09:38 PM »
Munzer like conditioning. Has anyone confirmed Klaus as Nasser's long lost brother?

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Re: In honor of December, Klaus Doring month...
« Reply #214 on: December 02, 2007, 04:12:31 PM »
Massive medial delt...reminds me of the Great Nasser. Is there a genetic link?

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #215 on: December 02, 2007, 04:19:26 PM »
I wish I was big enough to only be able to wear overalls

Its in everyones best interest not to compare oneself to the uber one. It has been documented that many ( 90%+) suicides that occur during the month of December are the direct result of not being able to measure up to on the “Doring scale”.  So again it would be wise to use someone more reasonable as a measuring stick (maybe someone like Arnold would be a better comparison for you to measure your self-worth).

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #216 on: December 02, 2007, 04:27:23 PM »
Its in everyones best interest not to compare oneself to the uber one. It has been documented that many ( 90%+) suicides that occur during the month of December are the direct result of not being able to measure up to on the “Doring scale”.  So again it would be wise to use someone more reasonable as a measuring stick (maybe someone like Arnold would be a better comparison for you to measure your self-worth).


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Re: In honor of December, Klaus Doring month...
« Reply #217 on: December 02, 2007, 04:35:07 PM »

  He is the greatest bodybuilder to walk the face of this earth, lets all bow down to the great Klaus.

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Re: What's the lates on the great Klaus Dohring?
« Reply #218 on: December 02, 2007, 04:37:58 PM »

 The great Klaus will be comming down to your chimney with lots of gifts this year.

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #219 on: December 02, 2007, 05:04:01 PM »
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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #220 on: December 02, 2007, 05:34:59 PM »
The time travel thing, well I'm not sure how TEAM NASSER's gonna be able to get around that one.  I'm not sure what year these pictures were taken; I'd be more inclined to say that rather than year, we should be more concerned with what altered dimension these were taken.  Where do you find these people?  All the chicks are SO busted, and Klaus, well how the hell's he even live with that blood viscosity count? 

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #221 on: December 02, 2007, 05:54:03 PM »
When thinking of the best.....you simply cant discount Klaus.....here, looking casual and relaxed....but behind the eyes is a confidant freak.


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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #222 on: December 02, 2007, 05:58:19 PM »
225x112?  Hell no.....225x45,687

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #223 on: December 02, 2007, 06:24:30 PM »
He has a clear dominance over Nasser not only in the area of mass and aesthetics, but also casual dress and looking good in public places. He can also travel through time, which can't hurt.

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Re: Enormous Klaus Doring
« Reply #224 on: December 02, 2007, 07:14:27 PM »
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