New budweiser commercial

[body88]

You guys see it yet? The one with the dude who brings home the chick and she finds what she thinks to be a strippers pole. She starts to dance on it and he opens a but light. Turns out to be a firemans pole with random frat type dudes sliding down it. Guy slides down when he hears the sound of the beer open and takes out the chick. Then another guy takes out the guy who took out the chick.

Bud usually has great commercials but this one was terrible. They are slipping!

[Camel Jockey]

I like the Halloween party commercial where the dude is like dressed as a fridge.   

These commercials are usually hit or miss.

[body88]

I got that joke!!!!


The old school commercials where the shit. Miller light has some pretty funny ones.

[Diesel1]

The bud frogs and wasssuppp adverts were the best

For me though, the Carlsberg ads are the best by far

[body88]

The bud frogs and wasssuppp adverts were the best

For me though, the Carlsberg ads are the best by far

Those where good. I forgot about the frogs.

[Diesel1]

I don't know if you will have seen this Guinness ad it was voted the best advert ever

[ieffinhatecardio]

Funny that I just saw this thread because yesterday when I was watching the Pats game I saw the Jay Z budweiser commercial where he is in an F430 and he's racing Danica Patrick whose in a Zonda, it looks like they're in Monaco. Pretty cool commercial especially for people that love cars.

By the way Danica blasting around in a Zonda Roadster was effin hot. She usually doesn't do much for me because she's just a skinny flat chested little thing but in a Zonda Roadster she was HOT.

By the way how cool would it be to date a woman that could be kick your ass no matter what car you were driving? LOL

You could put her in a Yugo and you in a Lotus Elise and she'll still kick your ass around the Nurburgring. There's something kind of sexy about that.

[24KT]

Now THAT's a sign of a very confident man.    I like that.
It takes a man to appreciate getting his ass kicked by someone better than him,
...but it takes a REAL man to get off on it too. 

[Diesel1]

Funny that I just saw this thread because yesterday when I was watching the Pats game I saw the Jay Z budweiser commercial where he is in an F430 and he's racing Danica Patrick whose in a Zonda, it looks like they're in Monaco. Pretty cool commercial especially for people that love cars.

By the way Danica blasting around in a Zonda Roadster was effin hot. She usually doesn't do much for me because she's just a skinny flat chested little thing but in a Zonda Roadster she was HOT.

By the way how cool would it be to date a woman that could be kick your ass no matter what car you were driving? LOL

You could put her in a Yugo and you in a Lotus Elise and she'll still kick your ass around the Nurburgring. There's something kind of sexy about that.

Are you a pansy?

[ieffinhatecardio]

Now THAT's a sign of a very confident man.    I like that.
It takes a man to appreciate getting his ass kicked by someone better than him,
...but it takes a REAL man to get off on it too. 

Fantastic, Jaguar Scammerprises likes my post. 

Please disregard it, I take it back and I no longer believe what I originally posted. The last thing in the world I want is to be in agreement with Jaguar Scammerprises.

Are you a pansy?

If by pansy you mean would I get a raging stiffy while I was racing Danica Patrick around the Nurburgring then Yes, I'm a pansy.

[24KT]

 

[ieffinhatecardio]

That's exactly how I felt when I saw your post. In fact it made me feel dirty almost like I needed to take a shower to get rid of the slime associated with you.

[body88]

I don't know if you will have seen this Guinness ad it was voted the best advert ever

Never have seen that one. That was crazy. The horses in the wave was a very cool idea.

[body88]

Funny that I just saw this thread because yesterday when I was watching the Pats game I saw the Jay Z budweiser commercial where he is in an F430 and he's racing Danica Patrick whose in a Zonda, it looks like they're in Monaco. Pretty cool commercial especially for people that love cars.

By the way Danica blasting around in a Zonda Roadster was effin hot. She usually doesn't do much for me because she's just a skinny flat chested little thing but in a Zonda Roadster she was HOT.

By the way how cool would it be to date a woman that could be kick your ass no matter what car you were driving? LOL

You could put her in a Yugo and you in a Lotus Elise and she'll still kick your ass around the Nurburgring. There's something kind of sexy about that.

Hot bitch in a hot car?













IIIII LIKE IT! ( said in the same way that sound bite sounds on weei lol)

[Cavalier22]

do beer commercials affect what you buy?
Not commercials that talk about taste or brewing conditions but have something in tehre that has nothing to do with beer, like Jay-Z racing Danica patrick?  what the hell does that have to do wit budweiser?  It's not gonna make my bud heavy taste any different.

[body88]

do beer commercials affect what you buy?
Not commercials that talk about taste or brewing conditions but have something in tehre that has nothing to do with beer, like Jay-Z racing Danica patrick?  what the hell does that have to do wit budweiser?  It's not gonna make my bud heavy taste any different.

Company's try to sell a lifestyle. Take Heineken for example. If I had a dollar for every fool drinking a Heineken because the commercial says it is a fine beer I would be rich. I think Heineken tastes like Rusty water. But the commercials make you think it is the finest beer around.

[24KT]

That's exactly how I felt when I saw your post. In fact it made me feel dirty almost like I needed to take a shower to get rid of the slime associated with you.

{LOL} Holy crap!!! What the heck did I ever do to you? 

[ieffinhatecardio]

{LOL} Holy crap!!! What the heck did I ever do to you? 

Hmmm, where shall I begin? I'm not sure which I should mention first your unrelenting bashing of the USA even though you're Canadian and have no right to bash the USA or the fact that you sell a pyramid scheme and on occasion spam the board with your scam sales pitch.

[24KT]

Hmmm, where shall I begin? I'm not sure which I should mention first your unrelenting bashing of the USA even though you're Canadian and have no right to bash the USA or the fact that you sell a pyramid scheme and on occasion spam the board with your scam sales pitch.

Slow your roll buddy. 

1st point - I do not bash the USA. I don't equate acknowledging truths and facts to be bashing.
Truth is truth, whether it is flattering or not. Maybe if more people were willing to face the truth and do something about it, it would no longer be the truth. If you don't like the truth, do something about it, ...and be grateful someone still has enough respect for you to tell you the truth rather than blow smoke up your butt or play to your ego. Pull your head from up out of your derriere, wipe the cobwebs out of your eyes, and take a good hard look around you. Then come back and tell me I've cruelly bashed the USA. If you're even half as on the ball as you think you are, I'm sure you'll have no choice but to conclude if anything, I've pulled my punches. I make no secret about my opinion of some of your politicians. Those who pull the strings in your country are not the USA. You tell me that because I'm Canadian I have no right to criticize anything American, ...but at the same time, you as an American reserve the right to criticize Iraq, the Taliban or any other state or group you choose to?  Where does such hypocritical, arrogant, audacity come from? really? where? I don't care what my citizenship is. I have business interests and investments in America. Most of my family are Americans, and many of my colleagues are Americans. I care about America, Americans, and the future of your country, ...possibly even more than you if your willful blindness to the current state of affairs is any indication. When evil, corrupt, psychopaths make stupid decisions with ramifications that impact my life and the lives of those I care about, I'll be damned if I sit silent with my tail between my legs. I will criticize them whether they be Canadian, American, British, Israeli, Iraqi, Afghani or extra-terrestrial. 

2nd point - I do not sell a pyramid scheme. Pyramids are illegal and people are well advised to steer clear of them.

3rd point - I do not give scam sales pitches. I've never scammed another human being in my life, ...and I never will.

Find another scapegoat or get yourself a penile implant. I'm not the cause of your impotence 

[ieffinhatecardio]

Slow your roll buddy. 

1st point - I do not bash the USA. I don't equate acknowledging truths and facts to be bashing.
Truth is truth, whether it is flattering or not. Maybe if more people were willing to face the truth and do something about it, it would no longer be the truth. If you don't like the truth, do something about it, ...and be grateful someone still has enough respect for you to tell you the truth rather than blow smoke up your butt or play to your ego. Pull your head from up out of your derriere, wipe the cobwebs out of your eyes, and take a good hard look around you. Then come back and tell me I've cruelly bashed the USA. If you're even half as on the ball as you think you are, I'm sure you'll have no choice but to conclude if anything, I've pulled my punches. I make no secret about my opinion of some of your politicians. Those who pull the strings in your country are not the USA. You tell me that because I'm Canadian I have no right to criticize anything American, ...but at the same time, you as an American reserve the right to criticize Iraq, the Taliban or any other state or group you choose to?  Where does such hypocritical, arrogant, audacity come from? really? where? I don't care what my citizenship is. I have business interests and investments in America. Most of my family are Americans, and many of my colleagues are Americans. I care about America, Americans, and the future of your country, ...possibly even more than you if your willful blindness to the current state of affairs is any indication. When evil, corrupt, psychopaths make stupid decisions with ramifications that impact my life and the lives of those I care about, I'll be damned if I sit silent with my tail between my legs. I will criticize them whether they be Canadian, American, British, Israeli, Iraqi, Afghani or extra-terrestrial. 

2nd point - I do not sell a pyramid scheme. Pyramids are illegal and people are well advised to steer clear of them.

3rd point - I do not give scam sales pitches. I've never scammed another human being in my life, ...and I never will.

Find another scapegoat or get yourself a penile implant. I'm not the cause of your impotence 

Slow your roll? LOL

Of course you missed my point because you're a pyramid scheme selling moron. You're Canadian, you're not a US citizen as far as I know and you don't pay US taxes as far as I know so you have ZERO right to criticize anything the US does that doesn't pertain directly to Canada. Instead of focusing on the US perhaps you should instead focus on Canada and what ails your little nation. Last I checked Canada wasn't utopia so I'm sure there are issues up there for you to focus your vast intellect on.

Perhaps you've convinced yourself that you don't sell pyramid schemes but everyone else knows the truth. I remember distinctly you starting some moronic thread recommending that people buy a certain hot tub or sauna or something and you failed to mention your connection to the company. You were spamming the board in an underhanded way and trying to scam a commission. You waste of oxygen.

You're right about one thing, seeing that ugly ass mug of yours does make me impotent. You're so frighteningly unattractive that my penis is literally frightened until I look away from that abortion you call a face. 

[24KT]

You're Canadian, you're not a US citizen as far as I know and you don't pay US taxes as far as I know so you have ZERO right to criticize anything the US does that doesn't pertain directly to Canada.

You obviously know very little. 

Last I checked Canada wasn't utopia so I'm sure there are issues up there for you to focus your vast intellect on.

Compared to the USA of late, ...it is. 

Perhaps you've convinced yourself that you don't sell pyramid schemes but everyone else knows the truth.

You wouldn't know the difference between a pyramid scheme and a legal legitimate network marketing business if it bit you on the ass.

I remember distinctly you starting some moronic thread recommending that people buy a certain hot tub or sauna or something and you failed to mention your connection to the company. You were spamming the board in an underhanded way and trying to scam a commission. You waste of oxygen.

Do you make this shit up as you go along? Then convince yourself it's true? 
Show me where I tried to sell a hot tub or sauna, or recommended people buy one?
I asked if anyone had ever tried one cause I myself was considering buying one.
I wanted to know what people's experiences with it were. There's a big difference.
If you think that I think people would run out and buy a $12,000 swimming machine to try it so they could relate their experiences with it to me, ...then you're even stupider than I thought.

You're right about one thing, seeing that ugly ass mug of yours does make me impotent. You're so frighteningly unattractive that my penis is literally frightened until I look away from that abortion you call a face. 

What are you ...still in the 3^rd. grade?  Grow Up!

[Migs]

Company's try to sell a lifestyle. Take Heineken for example. If I had a dollar for every fool drinking a Heineken because the commercial says it is a fine beer I would be rich. I think Heineken tastes like Rusty water. But the commercials make you think it is the finest beer around.

i prefer Heineken to bud.

[ieffinhatecardio]

You obviously know very little. 

Compared to the USA of late, ...it is. 

You wouldn't know the difference between a pyramid scheme and a legal legitimate network marketing business if it bit you on the ass.

Do you make this shit up as you go along? Then convince yourself it's true? 
Show me where I tried to sell a hot tub or sauna, or recommended people buy one?
I asked if anyone had ever tried one cause I myself was considering buying one.
I wanted to know what people's experiences with it were. There's a big difference.
If you think that I think people would run out and buy a $12,000 swimming machine to try it so they could relate their experiences with it to me, ...then you're even stupider than I thought.

What are you ...still in the 3^rd. grade?  Grow Up!

So are you a US citizen? IF you are then I'll back off my statement that you have no right to criticize the US. If you're not then I stand by my statement. I'll not even comment on the Canada being better than the US remark, I'll let the merits of that stand on its own.

Are you saying you weren't affiliated in anyway with the company that was selling those lap pools or whatever they were? Are you saying that you in no way benefitted if someone bought one?

And I find your hypocrisy laughable. You can't tell me I'm impotent and then get your panties in a twist because I comment on how frighteningly unattractive you are. 

[body88]

i prefer Heineken to bud.

Ever have blue moons? Those are pretty good. Pick up a six pack if you have not tried them. You wont be sorry.

[24KT]

So are you a US citizen? IF you are then I'll back off my statement that you have no right to criticize the US. If you're not then I stand by my statement.

It's time for you to back off dipshit.

I'll not even comment on the Canada being better than the US remark, I'll let the merits of that stand on its own.

You just did. It was a comparison that does in fact stand on it's own merit. In this country, an accused has the right to an attorney, as well as a day in court, and there has to be evidence against him that he has a right to hear, and challenge before a jury of his peers. He can't be kidnapped out of his bed in the dead of night, whisked away to some secret prison somewhere, tortured, locked away indefinitely, held without charge, all because some moron who has already risen to levels of incompetence never before seen says lock his ass up.  Oh, ...but I forgot, ...you have "Dancing With The Stars", "Jerry Springer", & "Monster Truck racing" 

Are you saying you weren't affiliated in anyway with the company that was selling those lap pools or whatever they were? Are you saying that you in no way benefitted if someone bought one?

I in no way benefitted if someone bought one.

And I find your hypocrisy laughable. You can't tell me I'm impotent and then get your panties in a twist because I comment on how frighteningly unattractive you are. 

You mean you really ARE impotent?    No wonder you're such an angry prick. (Prick was another metaphor btw). Since the ability to detect metaphors is clearly not your forté, I figured I'd just point it out to ya.

ps - Criticizing the evil cabal fvcking up America, ruining the economy, enslaving future generations, and steering the country down the road to hell is a right I would have even without citizenship status... so go fvck yourself!  {plonk}